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#21 - hitler will obviously produce the album obama and tup… 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#3 - Well I only watched the first 30 seconds and from what I got o… 03/19/2015 on Feel the rage 0
#18 - The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support i…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#1 - "i've paid my fair share" Well how can they…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Feel the rage +10
#7 - trevanman (03/19/2015) [-]
somewhere at the end of 3:40-3:50
"You have not shown your ticket, so you have no right to be here"

at the end he has a faulty ticket
HOWEVER
I used to have a school card that only worked twice a day and could be used again (first or second time on another bus) within an hour and a half of the first of second time being used.
his time probably ran out.
and the second time his scan was actually successful, but turned unsuccessful for no reason
User avatar #2 - davidavidson (03/19/2015) [-]
Why are you even mad at the official?

He's just doing his job.
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Well I only watched the first 30 seconds and from what I got of it the guy wanted to do physical searches.

Honestly I worded that a bit wrong. I'm not mad at the official at all
#16 - And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks P…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#14 - om g hav u evr notised whitney houstons name luks lik white ho…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#30 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and kannay west is clearly the man behind the curtains
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#15 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and how the triangle eye on the pointy thing looks like Doritos I smell conspiracy
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks

Proof that Barack Obama is the secret ruler of the country
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#12 - "to distract us" Yes we have now been distr…  [+] (20 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#13 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
the vampire overlords god bless south Asia glad we caught the basterd before anyone else was hurt
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
om g hav u evr notised whitney houstons name luks lik white house OOOOOO

mor prove of the ilumkinarki nd the reptileeun shapeshivters
#30 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and kannay west is clearly the man behind the curtains
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#15 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and how the triangle eye on the pointy thing looks like Doritos I smell conspiracy
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks

Proof that Barack Obama is the secret ruler of the country
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#7 - Well more like a biological dad and a stepdad. And he… 03/19/2015 on Technically, That's Not... 0
#10 - Yeah wow I ****** that one up The they was mea…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy +1
#11 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
wow you may be on to something man we should tell others about this the loomynerti must be stopped from distracting us from the loomynerti by using the loomynerti
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"to distract us"

Yes we have now been distracted with the luminerpy by the real overlords the illuminardy
#13 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
the vampire overlords god bless south Asia glad we caught the basterd before anyone else was hurt
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
om g hav u evr notised whitney houstons name luks lik white house OOOOOO

mor prove of the ilumkinarki nd the reptileeun shapeshivters
#30 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and kannay west is clearly the man behind the curtains
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#15 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and how the triangle eye on the pointy thing looks like Doritos I smell conspiracy
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks

Proof that Barack Obama is the secret ruler of the country
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#8 - That's so far in the tin foil hat realm its hilarious …  [+] (24 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#9 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
holy shit wait what you lost me who is "they"?
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah wow I fucked that one up

The they was meant to be loomynerti.

Why try to throw someone off a trail they aren't even on. All it does is fucking put them on it. In this case making all the ilumineenarki easter egg shit in music videos or whatever.
#11 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
wow you may be on to something man we should tell others about this the loomynerti must be stopped from distracting us from the loomynerti by using the loomynerti
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"to distract us"

Yes we have now been distracted with the luminerpy by the real overlords the illuminardy
#13 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
the vampire overlords god bless south Asia glad we caught the basterd before anyone else was hurt
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
om g hav u evr notised whitney houstons name luks lik white house OOOOOO

mor prove of the ilumkinarki nd the reptileeun shapeshivters
#30 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and kannay west is clearly the man behind the curtains
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#15 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and how the triangle eye on the pointy thing looks like Doritos I smell conspiracy
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks

Proof that Barack Obama is the secret ruler of the country
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
#22 - turtletroll has deleted their comment.
#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#2834 - "island stealing **** " seems more appropriate… 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2831 - implying we hadnt already drunk it all Our real weakn…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2832 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#809 - **turtletroll used "*roll cah answer*"** **turtletroll roll… 03/19/2015 on Cards Against Humanity Rolls 0
#807 - **turtletroll used "*roll cah question*"** **turtletroll ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Cards Against Humanity Rolls 0
User avatar #809 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
**turtletroll used "*roll cah answer*"**
**turtletroll rolls Screaming like a maniac.**
#2829 - "lol just got blown up haha "  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2830 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2827 - Open a coffee shop and cover it in mines Watch them r…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2828 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
nah id get too many white milennial girls in there before italians

plus they wouldnt even know theyre dead because they never look up from their phones
User avatar #2829 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"lol just got blown up haha "
#2830 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2825 - "Lets just leave some tomatos and pepper as a trap" …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2826 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easy way to beat italians

< hang some question mark bricks just above head height and watch the italians bang their heads into them trying to get coins or mushrooms out of them
User avatar #2827 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Open a coffee shop and cover it in mines

Watch them run to their death like moths to a flame
#2828 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
nah id get too many white milennial girls in there before italians

plus they wouldnt even know theyre dead because they never look up from their phones
User avatar #2829 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"lol just got blown up haha "
#2830 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2823 - More like "Dont you invade poland" &qu…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2824 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
they left mirrors all over the place and the italians stopped to look at themselves instead of fight

vain twats
User avatar #2825 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"Lets just leave some tomatos and pepper as a trap"
"mama mia letsa make some spaghetti"
#2826 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easy way to beat italians

< hang some question mark bricks just above head height and watch the italians bang their heads into them trying to get coins or mushrooms out of them
User avatar #2827 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Open a coffee shop and cover it in mines

Watch them run to their death like moths to a flame
#2828 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
nah id get too many white milennial girls in there before italians

plus they wouldnt even know theyre dead because they never look up from their phones
User avatar #2829 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"lol just got blown up haha "
#2830 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2820 - Biggest mistake ever Britain almost allied with germo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2822 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda fucked up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#2818 - Take them over gypsies anyday  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2819 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
well we tried removing gypsies but then you allies invaded us to save them
User avatar #2820 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Biggest mistake ever

Britain almost allied with germoney aswell too bad you hopped on the invade train too early
#2822 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda fucked up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#2816 - I live in kebab territory I might aswell migrate to …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2817 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
englandistan
User avatar #2818 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Take them over gypsies anyday
#2819 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
well we tried removing gypsies but then you allies invaded us to save them
User avatar #2820 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Biggest mistake ever

Britain almost allied with germoney aswell too bad you hopped on the invade train too early
#2822 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda fucked up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#2814 - At least i'm allowed to be white in my own country you anti semite  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2815 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
im sorry,,,.....how many arabs are in the UK

at least we dont have neighborhoods where theres so many of them they can go whole days without ever speaking the national language

england = turkey 2.0
User avatar #2816 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
I live in kebab territory

I might aswell migrate to iraq at this point

#2817 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
englandistan
User avatar #2818 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Take them over gypsies anyday
#2819 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
well we tried removing gypsies but then you allies invaded us to save them
User avatar #2820 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Biggest mistake ever

Britain almost allied with germoney aswell too bad you hopped on the invade train too early
#2822 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda fucked up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#1 - Why would they leave clues behind like a ******* easter…  [+] (28 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy +4
#3 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
to distract us
User avatar #29 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And the wolves are katy perry and taylor swift the real masters of the country
User avatar #28 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Because the sheeple dont know they sleep with the wolves
User avatar #8 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
That's so far in the tin foil hat realm its hilarious

We didn't know they existed so they thought lets try to throw them off the scent that they aren't even on by letting them know we exist but really we're actually something else

Fucking hell thats grade A stupid
#9 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
holy shit wait what you lost me who is "they"?
User avatar #10 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Yeah wow I fucked that one up

The they was meant to be loomynerti.

Why try to throw someone off a trail they aren't even on. All it does is fucking put them on it. In this case making all the ilumineenarki easter egg shit in music videos or whatever.
#11 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
wow you may be on to something man we should tell others about this the loomynerti must be stopped from distracting us from the loomynerti by using the loomynerti
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"to distract us"

Yes we have now been distracted with the luminerpy by the real overlords the illuminardy
#13 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
the vampire overlords god bless south Asia glad we caught the basterd before anyone else was hurt
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
om g hav u evr notised whitney houstons name luks lik white house OOOOOO

mor prove of the ilumkinarki nd the reptileeun shapeshivters
#30 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and kannay west is clearly the man behind the curtains
User avatar #31 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#15 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
and how the triangle eye on the pointy thing looks like Doritos I smell conspiracy
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
And have you noticed how barack looks like barracks

Proof that Barack Obama is the secret ruler of the country
#17 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
what is his evil plan why would he go through all the trouble of making triangle on things and distract us form what??
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
The triangles are to distract us from Hitler gaining support in Germany.
#19 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
of course so he can work on his rap album with toopak
#21 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
hitler will obviously produce the album

obama and tupac are just handling the vocals
#20 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
also featuring brock osama
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#23 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
do you think he will be on the album it would make sence also steel beams are jet fuel
User avatar #24 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Nah of course not Osama Bush Laden wouldn't allow it
#25 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
but have you checd out. . .

<<<dat conspiresy
#26 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]

Gotta love dat consperisy
#27 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
its all right in front us how can some ppl be so blind not to see it that Osama bin brock donkey Kong mouton dew got us all fooled
#12 - Everyone keeps saying that we cant leave because we will lose …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Every Time 0
User avatar #13 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
>Be English
>Maritime nation for hundreds of years
>Always had fair taxes and plenty of trading opportunities
>Had our own tree-house club (CommonWealth)
>Join the EU because otherwise it would fail and we could out-tax the Union

>Skip some decades
>Not even remotely beneficial for England

>People for some reason doubt our nation-state's ability to trade
>
User avatar #15 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
>be part of europe see england lose ireland and the commonwealths
>they must be losing some power or at least on a decline of it in some way.
>bet you they can't keep up their trade agreements lol
i think thats how a lot of people see it for some reason
User avatar #16 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
Bah well our groups of incompetents (Labor, Libdem and Con) didn't help matters. Don't worry if UKIP doesn't win a majority this year they will win the next general election.

England will be the first in a new nationalist wave in Europe... Before its too late.
User avatar #17 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
well don't go authoritarian will yea?
User avatar #18 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
Hah, whilst I am a Monarchist UKIP is actually Britain's version of libertarianism. Currently we are pretty much as left-wing as possible. Only installing a tyrant would make us more authoritarian.

Though I have a lot of authoritarian opinions
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
idk what power does the monarchy formal have left i actually want to know this not just exemptions.
User avatar #21 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
A copy pasta from an earlier comment of mine:
"The Monarch is the Head of State, and protector of the realm.

Contrary to believe England is not a democracy, its a constitutional monarchy. I don't know from where you hail but the Royal family is the core principle behind the Kingdom of Great Britain. Without them the state would cease to exist. Its like a country not having a constitution or a civil government. "
The Royal Family also owns the vast majority of all land in Britain. Technically all the people that live in Britain rent the land from Her. She holds a LOT of power, but she chooses not to use it; however I suspect due to the lack of nationalism there would be riots.

As a Monarchist I want to extend the Queen's power and to create feudalism once more.
User avatar #22 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
This guy can't be serius
User avatar #23 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
About?
User avatar #24 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
Knowing all that about the monarchy and still support it, im reading half of what you wrote as a joke
User avatar #25 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
This is hardly the place to have a discussion about something that could fill many pages.
So I'll do the tl;dr version of why I support the Monarchy.

-Greater political influence as a figure to foreign powers.
-Greater local control and care, (UK local councils don't care about their constituencies, they frequently do whatever the PM says regardless of the local affect)
-My family were economically crushed by Labor after WW1, due to this I cannot support the republic.
-In the last 60 years the civil government has utterly destroyed any semblance of integrity IMHO.
-Each noble would have their own private militia therefore having a passive defensive force.
-Rulers are bred and their mechanisms can be deployed over decades and altered rather than the current 4 years for PMs.

There are probably massive ones I can't be bothered to list ATM. It is 1:30am.
User avatar #26 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
And i Say it again. This Guys Can't Be Fucking Serius
#10 - Funny thing is that now if a nation leaves the EU they can pre…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Every Time 0
User avatar #11 - needsauceadmisblan (03/18/2015) [-]
yea without any central control of power were looking at another league of nations europe edition.
User avatar #14 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
They now have their own standing army. The second Soviet Union is incoming.
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Everyone keeps saying that we cant leave because we will lose all the agreements we have but those countries also lose just as much from not working with us.

People just get scared of change
User avatar #13 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
>Be English
>Maritime nation for hundreds of years
>Always had fair taxes and plenty of trading opportunities
>Had our own tree-house club (CommonWealth)
>Join the EU because otherwise it would fail and we could out-tax the Union

>Skip some decades
>Not even remotely beneficial for England

>People for some reason doubt our nation-state's ability to trade
>
User avatar #15 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
>be part of europe see england lose ireland and the commonwealths
>they must be losing some power or at least on a decline of it in some way.
>bet you they can't keep up their trade agreements lol
i think thats how a lot of people see it for some reason
User avatar #16 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
Bah well our groups of incompetents (Labor, Libdem and Con) didn't help matters. Don't worry if UKIP doesn't win a majority this year they will win the next general election.

England will be the first in a new nationalist wave in Europe... Before its too late.
User avatar #17 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
well don't go authoritarian will yea?
User avatar #18 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
Hah, whilst I am a Monarchist UKIP is actually Britain's version of libertarianism. Currently we are pretty much as left-wing as possible. Only installing a tyrant would make us more authoritarian.

Though I have a lot of authoritarian opinions
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (03/19/2015) [-]
idk what power does the monarchy formal have left i actually want to know this not just exemptions.
User avatar #21 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
A copy pasta from an earlier comment of mine:
"The Monarch is the Head of State, and protector of the realm.

Contrary to believe England is not a democracy, its a constitutional monarchy. I don't know from where you hail but the Royal family is the core principle behind the Kingdom of Great Britain. Without them the state would cease to exist. Its like a country not having a constitution or a civil government. "
The Royal Family also owns the vast majority of all land in Britain. Technically all the people that live in Britain rent the land from Her. She holds a LOT of power, but she chooses not to use it; however I suspect due to the lack of nationalism there would be riots.

As a Monarchist I want to extend the Queen's power and to create feudalism once more.
User avatar #22 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
This guy can't be serius
User avatar #23 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
About?
User avatar #24 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
Knowing all that about the monarchy and still support it, im reading half of what you wrote as a joke
User avatar #25 - pizzapastasaurous (03/19/2015) [-]
This is hardly the place to have a discussion about something that could fill many pages.
So I'll do the tl;dr version of why I support the Monarchy.

-Greater political influence as a figure to foreign powers.
-Greater local control and care, (UK local councils don't care about their constituencies, they frequently do whatever the PM says regardless of the local affect)
-My family were economically crushed by Labor after WW1, due to this I cannot support the republic.
-In the last 60 years the civil government has utterly destroyed any semblance of integrity IMHO.
-Each noble would have their own private militia therefore having a passive defensive force.
-Rulers are bred and their mechanisms can be deployed over decades and altered rather than the current 4 years for PMs.

There are probably massive ones I can't be bothered to list ATM. It is 1:30am.
User avatar #26 - arcadearcanum (03/19/2015) [-]
And i Say it again. This Guys Can't Be Fucking Serius

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#3241 - falloutsurvivor (41 minutes ago) [-]
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what kind of mustache should turtlecockney get
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what kind of mustache should turtlecockney get
#3238 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
the turtletroll song

Coolio - Mary jane
User avatar #3237 - damping (05/03/2015) [-]
Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy [With Lyrics]
#3221 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
if i got Rust would you join   
   
&lt; i know youd do this 			****		 as soon as you log in
if i got Rust would you join

< i know youd do this **** as soon as you log in
User avatar #3222 to #3221 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
I want it but cant afford it

I'll buy it next time it's on sale

you know thats all im going to be doing
#3223 to #3222 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
its only 20 bucks for me here...gotta be cheaper for you there

how ******* broke are you
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
PRETTY ******* BROKE

LIKE IN THE NEGATIVE
#3227 to #3226 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
how turtle feels when he gets his welfare
#3228 to #3227 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
tfw people dont want to give me money for noting
#3229 to #3228 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
maybe if you tattooed your skin black and talked ghetto **** theyd pay more

User avatar #3230 to #3229 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
ay mang u got any of dat welfare mang?
#3231 to #3230 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
get a makeover to look like that chimp from death grips
#3232 to #3231 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
will do m8
#3233 to #3232 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
including facial hair
so instead of your chav fuzz you have a real beard
#3234 to #3233 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
neckbeard 4 lyfe
#3235 to #3234 - falloutsurvivor (05/03/2015) [-]
> neckbeard

all turtle needs is a fedora
#3239 to #3235 - turtletroll ONLINE (48 minutes ago) [-]
jk i ******* hate neckbeards
#3240 to #3239 - falloutsurvivor (46 minutes ago) [-]
yeah
chavs like you prefer your gay little peach fuzz facial hair dont ya
#3199 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
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will turtletroll get laid before 2016
#3200 to #3199 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
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**falloutsurvivor rolls Yes definitely**
will it be rape
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
Is it rape if they can't say no?
#3202 to #3201 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-2*"**
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but who will be getting raped
1: turtletroll
2: the other person
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
but who will it be
#3204 to #3203 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor rolled user evilanakie ** is your victim
User avatar #3205 to #3204 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
That would involve someone from FJ going outside
User avatar #3236 to #3205 - evilanakie (05/03/2015) [-]
im not feeling rape right now
maybe some other time
i think of you more as a stranger
sorry tu-truffle? turd? tittle? tittle
#3206 to #3205 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
no it means they can stay in their house...turtle just has to break in and rape them there
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
but theyre probably all cheeto dusty and sweaty
#3208 to #3207 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
not everyone is phanact
#3209 to #3208 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
le fanact is gay meme :^)
le fanact is gay meme :^)
#3210 to #3209 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
he sparkles
he sparkles
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
saying you dont?
#3212 to #3211 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
no im goth
im the opposite...i emit darkness
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
but you like traps so that makes you half gay atleast
#3214 to #3213 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
quote turtletroll: "any hole is a goal"

do i smell hypocrisy
#3215 to #3214 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
implying that I would even get traps
#3216 to #3215 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
implying you can tell

england has what...the highest count of women that look like men out of all european countries
hell i met a brit girl i thought was a guy till she spoke and it looked like a boy with a girls voice
User avatar #3217 to #3216 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
I've not even seen a girl that I thought was a boy lol
#3218 to #3217 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
well youre born there so its you know how to tell the difference

like how asians can tell each other apart but westerners think they all look alike
User avatar #3220 to #3218 - phanact (05/02/2015) [-]
You guys are fags
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
THEY DO ALL LOOK ALIKE

Then they say "all westerners look alike" its like listen here chink we have 4 different hair colors and 3 different eye colors and if you look at a italian or a spaniard and compare them to some scandinavian then I want them to stand behind the whole we all look the same ****
#3184 - rageblade (05/01/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Concentrate and ask again**
should turtletroll make a vocaroo singing death grips
#3185 to #3184 - rageblade (05/01/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Yes**
should turtletroll make a vocaroo singing death grips
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Thats not happening

Shouting like that crazy ****** will rip my vocal chords apart
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
I dont see you doing it
#3189 to #3188 - falloutsurvivor (05/01/2015) [-]
in comes the logical fallacy

turtletroll counters inability to do it by pointing a finger at someone else
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
IM INSECURE ABOUT MY SINGING

YOU CANT SING EITHER
#3191 to #3190 - falloutsurvivor (05/01/2015) [-]
pussy
turtle has no balls

i can sing
oddly enough one of the songs i do best is frank sinatra - fly me to the moon
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Thats life best song
#3193 to #3192 - falloutsurvivor (05/01/2015) [-]
and on another angle...another one i do is Manowar - fight until we die
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
My ******* horrible accent forbids me from singing at all

Some dirty manchester accent crossed with a chavvy preston one.

egh
#3195 to #3194 - falloutsurvivor (05/01/2015) [-]
****** chav
betty boo and siouxsie sang past their british accents

hell the corrs sang past their ******* scottish accent
User avatar #3196 to #3195 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Mine is too strong

I have never met anyone else who sounded kind of like me
#3197 to #3196 - falloutsurvivor (05/01/2015) [-]
let us sing the song of your people


I'm A Chav OFFICIAL VIDEO 2009 (LIKE Group On Facebook - SingingSmithy)
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Fookin chavs.

I remember in school the chavs used to go on about how they knew these hard lads around where I lived for a while and could get them to shank people and all that **** . They didn't know I played football with them by a youth center and not only were these people not ******* criminals who go around stabbing people but they didn't know anyone of those people who went around saying they could get them on you.
User avatar #3177 to #3154 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Well by all definitions they are human.

The definition of human isn't your opinion of societal mindsets.
#3178 to #3177 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
well by scientific definition most thing under the genus 'homo' are "human"

blacks are an offshoot called homo sapiens idaltu....a primitive branch that is a couple steps behind sapiens sapiens just linked because of common ancestor and interbreeding between species

User avatar #3179 to #3178 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
In the Genus Australopithecus?
#3181 to #3179 - falloutsurvivor (04/30/2015) [-]
well thats the thing with chronospecies

having a couple exist at the same time raises questions about both and if they interbreed then trying to sort out the differences
User avatar #3173 to #3154 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Also funny that Takyon was the first DG song I ever liked
#3159 to #3158 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Sunshine and rainbows.**
how ****** up is turtletroll
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Holy **** that reminds me.

This person really is ****** up. I just got back from college right and in the middle of the class (we didnt have a teacher btw he was off doing some **** ) this random guy in his 50s walks in and asks us if we need help. We say no and ask him if hes a teacher and he says no. He proceeds to sit where the teacher was and use his laptop and then everynow and then just starts shouting and then tries to cover it up by pretend coughing. Like he will just shout loud as **** then pretend to cough. This was going on for like 10 minutes and we were all laughing. He comes over and asks us if we need help and we say no again and he straight up says "bastards" sits back down and starts saying "I dont want this job. I hate this place. **** this" and **** like that for the next 3 hours.

I honestly felt like this guy was about to snap and kill us

Also have you actually found a death grips song you like?
#3161 to #3160 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
was about to like that song with the bear then i looked it up and found it was death grips sung by an oogabooga now doubting it
User avatar #3162 to #3161 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Difference between ******* and black people.

He's actually very literate www.clashmusic.com/feature/death-grips-x-alec-empire

#3163 to #3162 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
implying personalities define genetics

an oogabooga is an oogabooga
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Well you should judge a person based on their own personality and achievements

Saying "I don't like black people because they're ignorant, commit crimes and are a ******* menace" and then when one of them isn't you just say "too bad you're black"

Never made any sense to me
#3165 to #3164 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
i didnt say anything about crimes you sill cockney

my stand here is that ******* and black people are still just less evolved monkeys behind the curve

huamns came from th middle east
ARAB MASTER FACE
سلحفاة قزم هو فاسق القليل كسول
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Again though you should praise people for their own achievements.

It's like that arab girl who got shot for standing up for women's right to be educated. And then saying to her "lol **** off sexist all you muslims are the same shouldn't you not be allowed outside with your husband? everyone can see your ankles"

It's just nonsense
#3167 to #3166 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
> african
> people

kek

User avatar #3168 to #3167 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Well the point still stands

There are a lot of blackpeople smarter then both of us. Don't see why you think you're better then them and those who have achieved so much more just because they're black
#3169 to #3168 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
a lot?
pffft

do tell how a tiny number of freak chances of intelligent black people balance out a bunch of countries of MILLIONS of their people who do a total of **** all in life and expect international aid to live

hmmm arabs....hispanics...whites...asians....all built civilisations....

blacks built stick huts and waited till other races showed them how to do things then turned it all to crap because theyre dislike too much modernization
User avatar #3170 to #3169 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
Well we tried to take them from ******* stoneage to modern age in a matter of years then you wonder why they wouldn't adapt.

Again though you still haven't explained why a black person doing something of note is somehow forfeit if he's black. It's like "Neil deGrasse Tyson might be a world renowned astrophysicist and cosmologist but he's black so he actually doesn't know anymore then I do about the subject"

#3171 to #3170 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
holy ****

theyve been in contact with humans for thousand of years, its not like they havent had time to adjust they just choose not to.....and if left alone they slide back to primitive

i dont doubt that there are a small number who have higher education but theyre still biologically backwards
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
So again praise those who have done things you can appreciate.

Been a good member of society isn't relegated to race alone
#3174 to #3172 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
i praise humans who have done good for humanity
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
There you go then.
#3176 to #3175 - falloutsurvivor (04/29/2015) [-]
stupid turtle
cant read between the lines
i dont consider blacks human

turtle is autistic
#3151 - rageblade (04/28/2015) [-]
what turtle the stoner looks like when he dances

Gir Dancing to Mr. Wonderful (DDR) Extended Version ~DVD QUALITY~
#3152 to #3151 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
what yuo dance like
what yuo dance like
#3153 to #3152 - rageblade (04/29/2015) [-]
more like this

Eisenfunk - Pong
User avatar #3155 to #3153 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/29/2015) [-]
I hope you don't dress like that
#3180 to #3155 - rageblade (04/30/2015) [-]
no im a bit more conservative...somewhere between that and german uniform
User avatar #3182 to #3180 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
That I need to see.

Imaging a neon SS uniform
#3183 to #3182 - rageblade (05/01/2015) [-]
no
more a black ss uniform with some spikes and chains
#3150 - falloutsurvivor (04/26/2015) [-]
perfect music for a stoner like the turtle

Labyrinth - Chilly Down David Bowie
#3147 - rageblade (04/24/2015) [-]
practice your arab so you can sing along to your masters music
practice your arab so you can sing along to your masters music
#3142 - rageblade (04/22/2015) [-]
allahu akbar

put on your turban and welcome your arab overlords
User avatar #3143 to #3142 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
People are starting to wake up.

55% of people agree with UKIPs policies on immigration
#3144 to #3143 - rageblade (04/23/2015) [-]
yeah but since when do politicians listen to the people unless its a revolution and their lives come under risk
User avatar #3145 to #3144 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
True. Only UKIP want's to do anything about immigration the rest are too scared that it will be political suicide.

and theres no chance UKIP will win. Theyre WAY too right wing economically
#3146 to #3145 - rageblade (04/24/2015) [-]
simple solution
kill the members of the opposition parties

User avatar #3148 to #3146 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
**** that.

UKIP would be exactly like Australia's government right now. The australian government got rid of all renewable energy programs even though all reports suggest that they would start saving huge amounts of money for the people of australia in a matter of years the government thought "thats money being taken away from big oil companies! we cant have that". UKIP wants to do the exact same thing and they are just as ******* corrupt and will be a ******* disaster if they got anywhere near parliament. I'd be glad to kill those bastards off.
#3139 - rageblade (04/21/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Pterodactyl eggs.**
how stoned is turtle
#3140 to #3139 - rageblade (04/21/2015) [-]
turtletroll is STONED all the way back to the STONE age
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
To become stoned you must first become stone aged

and 420blaze it feggit
User avatar #3137 - slashtrey ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
hey do you care about items
User avatar #3138 to #3137 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
no not really

you can have my points if that's what you're after
#3122 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Very doubtful**
will turtle ever get to sleep
#3123 to #3122 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
&gt;going to sleep
>going to sleep
#3124 to #3123 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
implying you'll sleep
youll lay there...toss and turn...swear alot...and beg for death just to keep your eyes closed
User avatar #3125 to #3124 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Implying i'd ever leave FJ

Sleep is for normies and the weak
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
spending eternity in the dankess of space
#3128 to #3127 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
space turtle

or just so high it feels like youre floating
#3129 to #3128 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
ever been so high you became a towel?
#3130 to #3129 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
turtletroll is so high that AA guns track him as a bogey
#3131 to #3130 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I often get mistaken as a UFO   
   
The US government keeps kidnapping me
I often get mistaken as a UFO

The US government keeps kidnapping me
#3132 to #3131 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
its not aliens anal probing people

its police doing cavity searches on drug addicts
#3133 to #3132 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed   
   
whooooaaaaaaa
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed

whooooaaaaaaa
#3134 to #3133 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.**
what does turtle think about then police have fingers up his ass
#3135 to #3134 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I can't make that make sense
I can't make that make sense
#3136 to #3135 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
inserting things into other things

#3121 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
*plays Betty Boo up loud to stop turtle from sleeping*
#3116 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
i see the stoner decided to wake up
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I NEVER WENT TO SLEEP
#3118 to #3117 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
becoming a real FJer huh

never sleeping
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
my sleeping schedule is ****** .

Went out on saturday and got back about 9am.

And I've got college today
#3120 to #3119 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
implying college students ever sleep properly
#3115 - rageblade (04/13/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls You may rely on it**
is turtletroll so stoned that every time he looks out his window he thinks hes watching life on youtube
#3114 - rageblade (04/12/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A Vin Gerard H8 X 10.**
why is turtle a homo
#3098 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Overcompensation.**
why is turtletroll ****** up
#3105 to #3098 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I overcompensate so that makes me a 			******		 up person?
I overcompensate so that makes me a ****** up person?
#3106 to #3105 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls The oceans rising to reclaim the land.**
what does turtle overcompensate for
#3108 to #3106 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
> sea levels rise
> england gonna be ******
> young british boy becomes a turtle to guarantee his survival
> turtletroll is born
User avatar #3112 to #3108 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I both troll the world and become a turtle.
#3113 to #3112 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
arab skydiver allahu akbar webm

> syrianassassin comes to england
> england sinks underwater
> ************ and turtletroll survive because they were smart enough to be water types
#3062 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
whats up smeghead
User avatar #3083 to #3062 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
"I swear he ******* loves it"

You're like the banned connoisseur
#3084 to #3083 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
no i just got tempbanned one time a year ago because addy felt like being a dick for fun....then got permabanned a few months ago because another member made up **** for months till a mod banned me to whut the member up

hence why i learned keep my ranking account at home and behave and use a *********** account at a cyber cafe where it doesnt matter if it gets banned
#3085 to #3084 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
rip konard curse
rip konard curse
#3086 to #3085 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well im alive
its time to cry for the bosnian nazi.....we dont know when hes coming back
#3087 to #3086 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
#3088 to #3087 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
pick dashgamer

while schnizel is just an angry little stormtrooper...Dash is pretty much an OFFICER
#3095 to #3094 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
simple

schnizel is more the type to stomp around in a tank top, torn jeans and dr martin boots and start **** .....while Dash is more the type to dress with pride and engage in logical discussion

so if turtletroll needs guidance....pretty obvious whos better to talk to
User avatar #3096 to #3095 - dashgamer (04/09/2015) [-]
But I'm not a Nazi or an anti-semite.
#3097 to #3096 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
what are you actually
User avatar #3099 to #3097 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Apolitical.
#3100 to #3099 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
......apolitical......
#3101 to #3100 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
#3102 to #3101 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
hmmmmm but would you be an anti-zionist
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is other than some other form of anti-semitism. I don't give enough of a **** about Jews to hate them.
Konrad, stop pushing at my buttons.
#3104 to #3103 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
zionism is the religious / political notion of israel claiming any land they think belongs to them

so its not against jews or semites...anti-zionism would be against the idea of israel claiming exclusive rights to other peoples land
#3107 to #3104 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Look at all the ***** I give: zero. They're desert monkeys now, let them battle it out with the other desert tribes as has been done for the past thousands of years.
#3109 to #3107 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
yeah but they didnt have USA watching their back before

israel needs to stop being a scared bitch crying to tag off to america every time they cant handle their own ****
User avatar #3110 to #3109 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** . I am not educated on the subject, so I'm not having this conversation.
#3111 to #3110 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
< dashgamer in a nutshell

I DONT GIVE A SHIT
#3089 to #3088 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
fj jews fw schnizel
fj jews fw schnizel
#3090 to #3089 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
syrianassassins face when schnizel banned
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Their love is an inspiration to us all
#3092 to #3091 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah comes across as way too ******* coincidental that sniz 'finds a girlfriend' so soon after sniz and syrian stop fighting and be friends
#3093 to #3092 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's a conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy.
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
nuffin m8

Trying to find a new show to watch
#3064 to #3063 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
watch red dwarf and lexx

download them and watch
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Already seen red dwarf
#3066 to #3065 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
then watch Lexx....or Royla family...or young ones....bottom....whose line is it anyway,...faulty towers.... **** you brits make tons of shows
#3067 to #3066 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.   
   
They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.

They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
#3068 to #3067 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
real life truman show


jim carrey has struck UK
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
it's called gogglebox

Honestly it's so weird because these people are now on chat shows and **** because it got so big.

Their job is literally watching TV
#3070 to #3069 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
sounds like a perfect job for a lazy git like you

paid to sit around....
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
yes pls

that would be a dream job
#3072 to #3071 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
paid to be lazy:
welfare bum

paid to be lazy on tv:
tv star
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Well I suppose you watch it for the personalities.

Some funny ******* on there
#3074 to #3073 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well if stoners like jay and silent bob can make it big...stoner turtle can too
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Exactly. There's no reason I can't make it big.

watch life is toff. honestly it's the kind of thing i would usually hate but i cant. Funny as fuk
#3076 to #3075 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
jay and silent bob
afro man
snoop dog
bob marley
steve jobs
and more

all hardcore potsmokers....paving the way for turtletroll to make it fmaous
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
They are the forefathers of the great stoner revolution
#3078 to #3077 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
11 days till turtletroll day
User avatar #3079 to #3078 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
And hitlers birthday
#3080 to #3079 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
hopefully schnizel is unbanned by then,.....thats his favorite day of the year
User avatar #3081 to #3080 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
He's banned again?
#3082 to #3081 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah got banned 10 days ago....didnt say for how long

i swear he ******* loves it
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