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#64 - its like in euiv. Saw the palatinate slowly take over…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... 0
User avatar #65 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
With the new EUIV expansion, i just took over germany and washington with a jewish state in israel.

It was glorious...
User avatar #66 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
thats what i love about paradox games

all the stupid shit that happens
#61 - I was never any good at it though  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... 0
User avatar #63 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
Dosn't matter if you are good at it or not, seeing italy taking over all of africa and europe is just glorious.
User avatar #64 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
its like in euiv.

Saw the palatinate slowly take over austria and rest of germany
User avatar #65 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
With the new EUIV expansion, i just took over germany and washington with a jewish state in israel.

It was glorious...
User avatar #66 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
thats what i love about paradox games

all the stupid shit that happens
#9 - She only got 2.5 years Honestly that's not enough  [+] (25 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... +365
User avatar #230 - shaunata (03/29/2015) [-]
Why can't people serve the sentence that someone was falsely accused of and possibly would have been sentenced to? seems fair to me
#206 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
She got 2.5years for trying to fuck up 2 peoples' lives for how many years?

How long do you think each of those soldiers would have gotten if convicted? And this stupid cunt gets only 2.5 years for trying to potentially ruin their lives and careers.
User avatar #208 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
She didn't get tried as a adult.

Though she's 20 and has a kid
#204 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
She did try to commit suicide.

Even a failed attempt is a form of death.
#209 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
No it isn't you 'deep' asshole.

Death is final. It is literally the last thing you will do. There is no 'kind-of death'
User avatar #158 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
And lost her husband.
And a few friends.
And probably her family considers her a monster.
Fuck it, the whole world considers her a monster (and if I were an employer I would never hire if I'd recognize her). Her only bet now is to cut her hair short and join the feminist movement. Or scientology.
#242 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
Those things happen if she cheats, no deceit.
She should get those things PLUS what she would have given to the two men- a long ass jail sentence and "sex offender" slapped on her name
User avatar #276 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
I just wanted to see the good side of things
User avatar #164 - ninjaroo (03/29/2015) [-]
And if the marines had been convicted? They would have lost their wives or girlfriends, their friends, likely their family. She gets a criminal record, but she's not put on any list that makes it impossible to get a job or residence. Yeah, she got punished, but in my opinion it's not equivalent to the crime.
#244 - anon (03/29/2015) [-]
You realize a criminal record CAN hold you back from a job or residence, right? An employer only has to see that she was convicted and can refuse her, same goes for her getting residence. Also the list doesn't make all jobs and residences impossible to get, just allows an employer to turn you down.
User avatar #188 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
Not saying she didn't deserve a harsher punishment, just saying things are worse for her than you think.
User avatar #210 - kibuza (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

Sure, they're bad. Not nearly as bad as a potential combined 50years in prison which she was trying to force on innocent people. This bitch should get at least 1/2 their sentence even if she is bigger than the both of them combined.
#154 - mattidekke (03/29/2015) [-]
In finland you get about 2.5 years from sexually abusing a child... :|
#193 - cloakndagger (03/29/2015) [-]
That's not too bad. Alright, who's going to Finland with me?
#285 - mattidekke (03/29/2015) [-]
yeah thats what i ment, i just dont want to suffer the 2.5 years third time
User avatar #79 - demigodofmadness (03/29/2015) [-]
No it's really not. Falsely accusing someone of a crime should result in the person receiving the same sentence they would have. If you were willing to put 2 innocent men behind bars, then you should have to serve what you were willing to put them through.
User avatar #62 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
hey fam did u get tickets
User avatar #189 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
for death grips?

im in england and they havent announced any shows here yet
User avatar #249 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
shit that sucks

hope they tour there soon, i'm sure they wiill
User avatar #250 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
and hope that the scalpers dont get there first
#56 - gangbangtime (03/29/2015) [-]
Should be the same time the accused would have gotten, or at the very least half.
User avatar #25 - SumoWamm (03/28/2015) [-]
I think she aught to serve 296 hours of community service in addition to the sentence.
#55 - alexanderh (03/29/2015) [-]
That's certainly a start
#23 - milkyhammer (03/28/2015) [-]
agreed
User avatar #18 - xxjmacxx (03/28/2015) [-]
Was literally going to say the same thing.
#160 - I didn't have a dog so ill just use my first cats name … 03/27/2015 on The fourth twitter comp 0
#15 - neat 03/27/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +1
#3 - I'd stay in there for a ******* year for million 03/27/2015 on Sure, why not? +1
#4 - peenus weanus 03/27/2015 on /b/ comp 8 0
#11 - full metal jacket im into some kinky ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Describe sex life with a... +1
#15 - vansamen (03/27/2015) [-]
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
#20 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
me so horny, me sucky sucky rong time
#4 - cyka blyat 03/27/2015 on Well its true +4
#13 - No. Thank google chrome  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +7
User avatar #18 - zaucroya (03/27/2015) [-]
>not using Google Ultron
casual
#26 - Yeah i heard that rumor too Bull sperm is expensive a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... +1
#24 - Maybe it's not red bull they drown every drink in. maybe its bull piss  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#25 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i remember last year there was some rumor about bull sperm being the 'taurine' in red bull and made a post about mudkipfucker drinking it
because hes seriously fuckin homo
User avatar #26 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Yeah i heard that rumor too

Bull sperm is expensive as fuck anyway I know from top gear not from the bull sperm taste testing collective im a part of
#22 - And why are so many british pubs called the black bull? …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#20 - *pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull* thatll be a …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#18 - pretty much I pretty much drink whatever is on specia…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#16 - And dont you know about british homebrew 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#15 - We don't really drink beer. Lager is more like it …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#13 - its hidden in a russian nuclear stockpile plant and appears wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#14 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
russians love beer....Baltika is their #1 most drunk beer

and its twice as strong as the pisswater you brits drink

brit beer is what 4-5%...russians is 9%
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And dont you know about british homebrew
User avatar #15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We don't really drink beer.

Lager is more like it and that really does taste like piss
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#11 - >getting fj users to go outside and actually do anything …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#12 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
hell sniz and kras are easy to get outside...just tell them theres russian beer out there
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
its hidden in a russian nuclear stockpile plant and appears when you hit the red button

And I thought russians only drank vodka. 99% sure beer isnt a part of their diet
#14 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
russians love beer....Baltika is their #1 most drunk beer

and its twice as strong as the pisswater you brits drink

brit beer is what 4-5%...russians is 9%
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And dont you know about british homebrew
User avatar #15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We don't really drink beer.

Lager is more like it and that really does taste like piss
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#9 - "night lords" Thats just you and a party po…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#10 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
no...myself and other angry eastern europeans like schnizel, team up with krasnogvardiech and put russians stockpile of nukes to good use
User avatar #11 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
>getting fj users to go outside and actually do anything

I see a glaring hole in this plan
#12 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
hell sniz and kras are easy to get outside...just tell them theres russian beer out there
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
its hidden in a russian nuclear stockpile plant and appears when you hit the red button

And I thought russians only drank vodka. 99% sure beer isnt a part of their diet
#14 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
russians love beer....Baltika is their #1 most drunk beer

and its twice as strong as the pisswater you brits drink

brit beer is what 4-5%...russians is 9%
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And dont you know about british homebrew
User avatar #15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We don't really drink beer.

Lager is more like it and that really does taste like piss
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#7 - It will probably be legal all over america by then and maybe l…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#8 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
12/4/2017 take over world
20/4/2017 globally legalize weed for planetary 420
21/4/2017 Night Lords detonate nukes in key positions across the world to cleanse all stoners off the planet
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
"night lords"

Thats just you and a party popper isnt it
#10 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
no...myself and other angry eastern europeans like schnizel, team up with krasnogvardiech and put russians stockpile of nukes to good use
User avatar #11 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
>getting fj users to go outside and actually do anything

I see a glaring hole in this plan
#12 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
hell sniz and kras are easy to get outside...just tell them theres russian beer out there
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
its hidden in a russian nuclear stockpile plant and appears when you hit the red button

And I thought russians only drank vodka. 99% sure beer isnt a part of their diet
#14 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
russians love beer....Baltika is their #1 most drunk beer

and its twice as strong as the pisswater you brits drink

brit beer is what 4-5%...russians is 9%
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And dont you know about british homebrew
User avatar #15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We don't really drink beer.

Lager is more like it and that really does taste like piss
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#5 - Of course. We're just planning our grand revolution. …  [+] (18 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Some office pets are nice,... 0
#6 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
12/4/2017 take over world
20/4/2017 globally legalize weed for planetary 420
#7 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
It will probably be legal all over america by then and maybe legal in the uk.

Here's hoping it wont come to mass genocide. We don't mind humans, you make good pizza
#8 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
12/4/2017 take over world
20/4/2017 globally legalize weed for planetary 420
21/4/2017 Night Lords detonate nukes in key positions across the world to cleanse all stoners off the planet
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
"night lords"

Thats just you and a party popper isnt it
#10 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
no...myself and other angry eastern europeans like schnizel, team up with krasnogvardiech and put russians stockpile of nukes to good use
User avatar #11 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
>getting fj users to go outside and actually do anything

I see a glaring hole in this plan
#12 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
hell sniz and kras are easy to get outside...just tell them theres russian beer out there
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
its hidden in a russian nuclear stockpile plant and appears when you hit the red button

And I thought russians only drank vodka. 99% sure beer isnt a part of their diet
#14 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
russians love beer....Baltika is their #1 most drunk beer

and its twice as strong as the pisswater you brits drink

brit beer is what 4-5%...russians is 9%
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And dont you know about british homebrew
User avatar #15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We don't really drink beer.

Lager is more like it and that really does taste like piss
#17 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
brits and their room temperature piss

then indian food

a few pints and a curry the british way
User avatar #18 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
pretty much

I pretty much drink whatever is on specials on student nights
#19 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup*

that'll be 2 quid matey
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
*pisses in a cup and drowns in red bull*

thatll be a fiver for 3 shots m8
#21 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
i had a theory

theres a comparable number of breeds of dog as there are numbers of brands of beer

coincidence?
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And why are so many british pubs called the black bull?

There is a link here somewhere.
#23 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
turtletroll loves the flavor of bull piss
#8 - Yeah but he wanted to stick it in a guy 03/27/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +27
#3 - they cant im in incognito  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +196
#9 - mereglim (03/27/2015) [-]
neat
#15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
neat
User avatar #4 - whataphreek (03/26/2015) [-]
Thank God
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
No. Thank google chrome
User avatar #18 - zaucroya (03/27/2015) [-]
>not using Google Ultron
casual
#1 - So that's why there's so many false rape claims  [+] (7 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +136
User avatar #2 - whataphreek (03/26/2015) [-]
Shh, you know too much.
They might find you
#3 - turtletroll (03/26/2015) [-]
they cant im in incognito
#9 - mereglim (03/27/2015) [-]
neat
#15 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
neat
User avatar #4 - whataphreek (03/26/2015) [-]
Thank God
User avatar #13 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
No. Thank google chrome
User avatar #18 - zaucroya (03/27/2015) [-]
>not using Google Ultron
casual

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#3441 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
turtle
buy syrianassassinsoul a birthday present
#3453 to #3441 - turtletroll (3 hours ago) [-]
His birthday is 3 days after independence day

Triangle has 3 sides.

Syrian illuminati confirmed
#3454 to #3453 - falloutsurvivor (39 minutes ago) [-]
well he is half jewish

syrian is counting his shekels
User avatar #3442 to #3441 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
I'll check the black market for some fancy c4
#3443 to #3442 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
and baklava
arabs love baklava
User avatar #3444 to #3443 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Sure i'll just send a package of active C4 explosive and baklava in the post to the middle east

What could go wrong
#3445 to #3444 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
they could return the package to sesnse and blow you up with your own c4

suicide mail
User avatar #3446 to #3445 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Westerners blowing themselves up for once?

Sounds like his perfect present
#3447 to #3446 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
isnt that called you making a curry fart on a candle
User avatar #3448 to #3447 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Hey we've all done it
#3449 to #3448 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
so more likely the IRA bombings were just british guys farting on candles and blaming irish for it
#3451 to #3450 - falloutsurvivor (15 hours ago) [-]
im gonna put laxatives in all arab foods and watch you british panic as every arab farts his guts out and you brits freak out at the constant explosive noises
im gonna put laxatives in all arab foods and watch you british panic as every arab farts his guts out and you brits freak out at the constant explosive noises
#3452 to #3451 - turtletroll (15 hours ago) [-]
*hears a fart noise through a drone a mile away*
*hears a fart noise through a drone a mile away*
#3439 - falloutsurvivor (07/05/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls My sources say no**
is turtle still pissed over losing the tea
User avatar #3440 to #3439 - turtletroll (07/05/2015) [-]
Coffee > Tea

So that's our new tactic when we retake the old colonies. They love coffee to so they can't exploit that weakness like they did with tea or else they'll suffer too.
User avatar #3429 - walhor (06/17/2015) [-]
ayyyy how ya doin'
User avatar #3433 to #3432 - walhor (06/18/2015) [-]
ow, whats wrong?
User avatar #3434 to #3433 - turtletroll (06/18/2015) [-]
No job no monies
User avatar #3435 to #3434 - walhor (06/18/2015) [-]
**** that sucks, why did you lose your previous job?
User avatar #3436 to #3435 - turtletroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Place closed down
#3419 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
My patriotism boner is going at full force right now. America is taking down FIFA.
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
FIFA have always been ******* useless. Somebody needs to

User avatar #3422 to #3420 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
Fifa is going to get RICO'd.
#3423 to #3422 - turtletroll (05/28/2015) [-]
jake america
jake america
User avatar #3424 to #3423 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
Don't worry, when the UK calls apart, England can become the 51st state.
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - turtletroll (05/28/2015) [-]
Implying you'd let us in. Our conservatives are your socialists
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
America, **** Yeah, coming to save the ************* day, ya! Blatter, your game is through, because Merica is coming for you.
#3426 to #3421 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
if the world is a game. usa is the fag who uses cheats to get the best loot and gets away with it because israel is the admin
#3400 - MasterMario (05/21/2015) [-]
I've been listening to nothing but Kendrick Lamar for over a month

Help pic unrelated
User avatar #3430 to #3400 - turtletroll (06/17/2015) [-]
I heard Nas might be on RTJ3
User avatar #3431 to #3430 - MasterMario (06/17/2015) [-]
where are you getting your information
User avatar #3402 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Also haven't stopped listening to the new lupe fiasco album
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - MasterMario (05/22/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that one
User avatar #3404 to #3403 - turtletroll (05/22/2015) [-]
Just listen to the song mural
User avatar #3406 to #3405 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
I just listened to TPAB again. I can't stop and I keep finding **** each time I go back
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
What did you find this time?
User avatar #3408 to #3407 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Thought the track listing itself was meant to also be a part of the Caterpillar/butterfly process. Looking at the first tracks they're bouncy hip hop tracks and the lyrics are pretty typical **** like with King Kunta but as the album goes on the lyrics and sound changes to match the change from the first tracks being the caterpillar into the butterfly.
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh **** that's good brb listening to TPAB again
User avatar #3410 to #3409 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Dont know if thats actually right but it seems that way to me. What he's talking about in each tracks mimics that of the caterpillar into butterfly process.

Eitherway **** is GENIUS
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
It is

It's going to be my hip-hop AOTY I already know it
User avatar #3412 to #3411 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Easily my favorite hiphop album of all time right now
#3413 to #3412 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Mine GKMC but TPAB is up there
User avatar #3427 to #3413 - turtletroll (05/29/2015) [-]
I think GKMC is starting to sound right for me now.

Don't know why it took me 10 listens to start liking it
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - MasterMario (05/29/2015) [-]
It took me about 10 listens to really like Section 80
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Could never get into GKMC like that don't know why just never clicked with me.

Also RTJ3 soon
User avatar #3416 to #3415 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
heard rumors that kendrick might feature on there. Make sense since he shouted out killer mike on tpab
#3417 to #3416 - MasterMario (05/27/2015) [-]
>mfw kendrick on RTJ3
>mfw kendrick on RTJ3
#3418 to #3417 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He's featuring on everything now even 			*******		 taylor swift songs
I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He's featuring on everything now even ******* taylor swift songs
#3401 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
I know the feeling   
   
I'm addicted to TPAB
I know the feeling

I'm addicted to TPAB
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