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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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#2754 - "turtle stoner lel" Hippies are stoners  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#2752 - being a northern socialist republican and being called a cockney  [+] (8 new replies) 03/16/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2753 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
> socialist republican
> russia was united soviet socialist republic [ussr]
> communism was created by karl marx observing british hippies
> aka british invented communism

> turtletroll confirmed COMMUNIST
User avatar #2754 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
"turtle stoner lel"

Hippies are stoners
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#53 - He's not like tier 1 but still especially after that score to …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +1
User avatar #57 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah he's decent, but I prefer him as support. Anything with hooks and other forms of CC works as support.

Also, I gonna go bed. For real this time. Add MarsBlade on NA if you want to play and have some fun experiments.
#2750 - Take that back right now  [+] (10 new replies) 03/16/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2751 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
#2752 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
being a northern socialist republican and being called a cockney
#2753 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
> socialist republican
> russia was united soviet socialist republic [ussr]
> communism was created by karl marx observing british hippies
> aka british invented communism

> turtletroll confirmed COMMUNIST
User avatar #2754 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
"turtle stoner lel"

Hippies are stoners
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#2748 - Good thing I only live on cheap cider and chips  [+] (12 new replies) 03/16/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2749 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
fukken cockney
#2750 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Take that back right now
#2751 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
#2752 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
being a northern socialist republican and being called a cockney
#2753 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
> socialist republican
> russia was united soviet socialist republic [ussr]
> communism was created by karl marx observing british hippies
> aka british invented communism

> turtletroll confirmed COMMUNIST
User avatar #2754 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
"turtle stoner lel"

Hippies are stoners
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#2746 - how am i  [+] (14 new replies) 03/16/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2747 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
youre always broke
youre british
#2748 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Good thing I only live on cheap cider and chips
#2749 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
fukken cockney
#2750 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Take that back right now
#2751 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
#2752 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
being a northern socialist republican and being called a cockney
#2753 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
> socialist republican
> russia was united soviet socialist republic [ussr]
> communism was created by karl marx observing british hippies
> aka british invented communism

> turtletroll confirmed COMMUNIST
User avatar #2754 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
"turtle stoner lel"

Hippies are stoners
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#47 - Yeah that's true. I got reported for being a troll wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +1
User avatar #52 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Wat

Nautilus jungle is the epitome of jungling
User avatar #53 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
He's not like tier 1 but still especially after that score to say i was "troll picking" is insane.

And this is in gold where you think some people would know a thing or two about the game
User avatar #57 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah he's decent, but I prefer him as support. Anything with hooks and other forms of CC works as support.

Also, I gonna go bed. For real this time. Add MarsBlade on NA if you want to play and have some fun experiments.
#43 - What league are you if you are 30? I like talking abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +1
User avatar #46 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm still level 26 on NA, but 30 on my EUW account. However, I don't play ranked (not until I manage to gather five men for team ranked to make it less serious) since I feel like people take it too serious.
User avatar #47 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah that's true.

I got reported for being a troll when I picked nautilus jungle today but I finished 7/1/22
User avatar #52 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Wat

Nautilus jungle is the epitome of jungling
User avatar #53 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
He's not like tier 1 but still especially after that score to say i was "troll picking" is insane.

And this is in gold where you think some people would know a thing or two about the game
User avatar #57 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah he's decent, but I prefer him as support. Anything with hooks and other forms of CC works as support.

Also, I gonna go bed. For real this time. Add MarsBlade on NA if you want to play and have some fun experiments.
#10 - Just wonder what you think about the new wutang album 03/16/2015 on wutangswords's profile 0
#42 - i could maybe see that working with your voidling attacking wh… 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +1
#38 - Ad malz doesnt really make much sense considering non…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Playing Ranked with friends... +1
User avatar #39 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Voidlings! You want to spawn one a few seconds before you're gong to gank. It's a bit more difficult than your average jungler, but I have the highest success rate with him in the jungle. The voidlings scale 1:1 with your AD, so having about 220-250 AD on him is more than just sufficient. Plus, you still do decent magic damage without ability power, and his E is enough to finish off enemies early on.

As I said, I'm not the best player, but if there is one thing I'm good at it is AD Arab mode.
User avatar #43 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
What league are you if you are 30?

I like talking about new champ roles
User avatar #46 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
I'm still level 26 on NA, but 30 on my EUW account. However, I don't play ranked (not until I manage to gather five men for team ranked to make it less serious) since I feel like people take it too serious.
User avatar #47 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah that's true.

I got reported for being a troll when I picked nautilus jungle today but I finished 7/1/22
User avatar #52 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Wat

Nautilus jungle is the epitome of jungling
User avatar #53 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
He's not like tier 1 but still especially after that score to say i was "troll picking" is insane.

And this is in gold where you think some people would know a thing or two about the game
User avatar #57 - greedtheavaricious (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah he's decent, but I prefer him as support. Anything with hooks and other forms of CC works as support.

Also, I gonna go bed. For real this time. Add MarsBlade on NA if you want to play and have some fun experiments.
User avatar #42 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
i could maybe see that working with your voidling attacking while you ult.

Theoretically I don't see it working at the higher leagues because it must lack in team fight potential.

Zed jungle is fun but his laning phase is so strong it seems a bit off to take that from him.

And the jungle meta right now tends to be tankier more cc engagey champs not assassins so with both him and malz it's definitely not meta but you can still do it if you try to play the pick game
#2744 - The mighty konradkurze now a anon kek  [+] (16 new replies) 03/15/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2745 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
only using anon at home
i log in when out at a cyber cafe

so how are you mr chav
#2746 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
how am i
#2747 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
youre always broke
youre british
#2748 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Good thing I only live on cheap cider and chips
#2749 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
fukken cockney
#2750 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Take that back right now
#2751 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
#2752 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
being a northern socialist republican and being called a cockney
#2753 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
> socialist republican
> russia was united soviet socialist republic [ussr]
> communism was created by karl marx observing british hippies
> aka british invented communism

> turtletroll confirmed COMMUNIST
User avatar #2754 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
"turtle stoner lel"

Hippies are stoners
#2755 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
BEHOLD THE COMMUNIST TURTLE
User avatar #2756 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Must collect more crumpets for the motherland
#2757 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
red alert 1 when USSR takes england
skip to 34:00

C&C Red Alert (Soviet story)
User avatar #2758 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
Those russian girls I talk to are actually KGB agents.

All comes together
#2759 - rageblade (03/16/2015) [-]
they wanted to link up with the communist turtle and bring the UK into the USSR
User avatar #2760 - turtletroll (03/16/2015) [-]
United Komrades
#11 - I think you are great compared to the other themed accounts  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on ISIS vs North Korea +4
User avatar #12 - compared (03/15/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#81 - I imagine that tasting like mt dew 03/15/2015 on I hope this one wins 0
#89 - Listen to dont stop believing by journey 03/15/2015 on Rednexball 0
#4 - nerd 03/15/2015 on (untitled) +4
#170 - Picture 03/15/2015 on /b/ +11
#21 - ISIS Thats not even a valid question 03/14/2015 on Feminism in action #259 +11
#14 - im saying in real life though. Get caught doing some…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Words are my weapons 0
User avatar #16 - emiyashirou (03/14/2015) [-]
The law of mistake for one. Thank god I only need to have a basic understanding of law for my course, the law of mistake is convoluted as fuck. God save all the law students' souls.
#2741 - they released a shoegaze rock song called On GP You …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2742 - anonymous (03/14/2015) [-]
listened to 20 seconds
ears bled
shit song
#169 - thanks m8  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Ouo 0
User avatar #170 - jokeface (03/14/2015) [-]
It's actually kind of adorable if you can find it with sound. I watched it twice.
#34 - JUST ONE MORE TIME  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Rednexball +9
User avatar #36 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
SOME'LL WIN
#33 - PAYING ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on Rednexball +9
User avatar #35 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
JUST ONE. MORE. TIME
#9 - What laws could they even say I saw a guy get into a …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Words are my weapons +4
User avatar #13 - dbBlues (03/14/2015) [-]
Well the girl in the content tried to invoke the freedom of information act to get photocopies of notes from her classmate.
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (03/14/2015) [-]
im saying in real life though.

Get caught doing something wrong and what law could you possibly bring up to protect yourself
User avatar #16 - emiyashirou (03/14/2015) [-]
The law of mistake for one. Thank god I only need to have a basic understanding of law for my course, the law of mistake is convoluted as fuck. God save all the law students' souls.
#14 - JUST A CITY BOY  [+] (25 new replies) 03/14/2015 on Rednexball +18
User avatar #17 - ericarthurblair (03/14/2015) [-]
Born and raised in South Detroit
#18 - telfyr (03/14/2015) [-]
HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE!
#19 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
A SINGER IN A SMOKEY ROOM
User avatar #20 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
THE SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
User avatar #21 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
User avatar #22 - babydingo (03/14/2015) [-]
It goes on and on and on and on
#23 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
STRANGERS



WAITING
#49 - superblade (03/14/2015) [-]
Mfw all these comment
User avatar #89 - turtletroll (03/15/2015) [-]
Listen to dont stop believing by journey
User avatar #25 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVAAAAARD
User avatar #26 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
their SHADOWS



SEARCHING
in the niiiiiiight
User avatar #27 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
STREET. LIGHT. PEOPLE
User avatar #28 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
Livin' just to FIND EMOTION
User avatar #29 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
HIDIN SOMEWHERE IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT
User avatar #37 - hidin (03/14/2015) [-]
motherfucker its 3:40 pm, get your god damned facts straight.
User avatar #38 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
HIDIN SOMEWHERE IN THE MID AFTERNOON*
User avatar #39 - hidin (03/14/2015) [-]
THAT'S BETTER
User avatar #30 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
WORKIN' HARD TO GET MY FILL
User avatar #31 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
EVERYBODY WANTS A THRIILL
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/14/2015) [-]
PAYING ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
User avatar #35 - mymommasallama (03/14/2015) [-]
JUST ONE. MORE. TIME
User avatar #32 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
PAYIN' ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
User avatar #34 - turtletroll (03/14/2015) [-]
JUST ONE MORE TIME
User avatar #36 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/14/2015) [-]
SOME'LL WIN
User avatar #24 - babydingo (03/14/2015) [-]
*DUH, DUH*

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#2969 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
anyway.....

what you up to on your birthday

what is there actually to do for fun in england
User avatar #2971 to #2969 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
**** all

going out on the weekend but I do that anyway
#2973 to #2971 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
fookin ***** you must be bored to hell
#2979 to #2973 - rageblade has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2977 to #2973 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
I might go to a sushi place that just opened.

Never had it before
#2980 to #2977 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
a turtle eating fish

aint that some ****
#2983 to #2980 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Always wanted to try it but for some reason it's not popular at all here
Always wanted to try it but for some reason it's not popular at all here
#2984 to #2983 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
> england
> distrusts foreign stuff
User avatar #2985 to #2984 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
You mean Britbongistan?
#2986 to #2985 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
enjoy the weed while you can before the kebabs make it haram in england
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah and i'm getting another tattoo for my birthday

They'll probably make that haram too
#2988 to #2987 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
whats the new tatt gonna be
User avatar #2989 to #2988 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Obviously a glorious tribute to mr death grips my favorite member of the dead grapes

have no fookin clue yet. but i kindof limited what this one could be with the last one I got
#2990 to #2989 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
hell youre british
youre so pale that a pic of a black person on you would look like this
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking of getting something small because **** dropping another £180-£240
#2992 to #2991 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
get the avenged sevenfold winged skull as a tatt
#2993 to #2992 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
I was thinking of this

Fooking love the godfather and something that small will be like £10
#2994 to #2993 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
a $10 tattoo

***** are you like atomic poor like kenny from southpark?
User avatar #2995 to #2994 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
Shiet i think it would look good and be easy to hide
#2996 to #2995 - rageblade (10 hours ago) [-]
chav too scared to show his tatts?
#2964 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
you cockney
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
west german
#2966 to #2965 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
fookin chav
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
fookin kraut
#2968 to #2967 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
enjoy living in kebabland
aka englandistan
User avatar #2962 - damping (12 hours ago) [-]
I hate those two. And I think you know exactly who I am talking about.
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
It's like watching two kids fight over some petty ********
User avatar #2970 to #2963 - damping (11 hours ago) [-]
It's worse because no one can hit them.
User avatar #2972 to #2970 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
A ban is kind of like hitting them

especially considering how much they care about thumbs
User avatar #2976 to #2972 - damping (11 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure one of them does care about thumbs. Both are convinced they can "win" though. And god forbid you don't believe Konrad's ******** 100%. Then you are nothing more than a traitor to him.
#2974 to #2972 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
heres a plan Turty

Wallzy lives in denmark....you need to take him up to the town of christiania where most danes are stoners
turtle smoking dank danish kush?
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
implying i have enough money
#2978 to #2975 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
be a good chav
steal it like you do
User avatar #2981 to #2978 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
implying anyone has anything of value to steal
#2982 to #2981 - rageblade (11 hours ago) [-]
good point
it is england after all
#2953 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls It is certain**
should i find Turtle a british Overly Attached Girlfriend
User avatar #2954 to #2953 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
better a psycho one then no gf at all
#2955 to #2954 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
unless they have british vags

seriously WHY does england have the highest occurrence of this
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
British teethcare is notoriously bad

When we eat out a girl they just fall out and get stuck there
#2957 to #2956 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
hmmm reminds me
manga had a girl who fits british image

undergroundanimation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wicked_City-05.jpg
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - turtletroll (14 hours ago) [-]
Weeb confirmed
#2959 to #2958 - rageblade (13 hours ago) [-]
turtle = weeb
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - turtletroll (13 hours ago) [-]
Can't talk to me like that on my birthday you fag
#2915 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
*dresses turtle up in one of elton johns sparkly outfits*
User avatar #2936 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I got a player in fifa 13 who had 98 pace.

The rest of his skills were **** so I just discarded him thinking he wasnt worth much

Realize later that I couldve bought an entire great team with what he was worth
#2937 to #2936 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll really Scott Sterling
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Greatest goalkeeper in the world

No ball gets past his impenetrable face of steel
#2939 to #2938 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 to #2940 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 to #2944 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 to #2946 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 to #2948 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 to #2950 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
User avatar #2916 to #2915 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
*sets fire to self*
#2917 to #2916 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
fire = flame = flaming = turtle is a flaming homo
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
a gay mind is a gay kind
#2919 to #2918 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 to #2920 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you ******* put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 to #2922 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 to #2924 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 to #2926 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 to #2928 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and ******* each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 to #2930 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 to #2932 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - turtletroll (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 to #2934 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
User avatar #2900 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW I'M FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL
FALL
DOOOOOOWN
YAH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
OUT OF THE SHADOWS BARRAGE OF WITCH TONGUE
COBRA SPIT OVER APOCALYPTIC CULT KILLER CAULDREN SMOKE
STOMP MUSIC SERIOUSLY YAH
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
So how about that Jenny Death holy **** AOTY
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
The powers that B as a whole is ******* 10/10
#2906 to #2905 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork records original vocals for Death Grips
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
And her new album aswell though

Been a good year for music and were only 3 months in
#2908 to #2907 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork tells you to have a sad cum

Also yes it has been a good year
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you like Kendricks new album?

That's another 10/10 imo

******* rare to get 2 near perfect albums in one month
User avatar #2912 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
holy **** TPAB is amazing
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I can't decide which one I like more.

TPAB or TPTB
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I think it's a tie for me
User avatar #2911 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
Just finished GKMC. Pretty damn good.
Time for TPAB
User avatar #2910 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to it yet I've been but I've been meaning to. I have to listen to Good Kid M.A.A.D. City first though. I'll probably do that right now after I finish listening to Jenny Death for the 17238283562856th time this week.
#2885 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
gay marriage will lead to people ******* turtles
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
implying we'd let a ******* lower class specie like humans bring us down like that
#2887 to #2886 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
whats your opinion on bats
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Gives you diseases.

Otherwise they're like bird dogs
#2889 to #2888 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
ill be sure to have bats squirt guano all over your turtles
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We have shells that protect us from all diseases and attacks.

Nice try
#2891 to #2890 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so youre okay with stuff ******** on your clothes as long as it doesnt touch skin?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We're turtles.

We live in the sea unlike those pleb tortoises. The mother ocean will clean our shells.
#2893 to #2892 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
unless you go near american waters

then your people are ******
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
Sneaky jews and their sneaky plastic traps looking like jellyfish and ****
#2895 to #2894 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so you'll need schnizel syrianassassin and i to help remove kikes
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
We took hitlers gene seed and will bring him back when the time is right.

They will have their day
#2897 to #2896 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
Schnizel already has space marines on the way
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - turtletroll (03/27/2015) [-]
And we have their leader.

It's all coming together. Snizel will probably get killed for being a bosnian but he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it
#2899 to #2898 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
idk
his father survived the yugoslav wars....sniz was raised by a survivor
#2884 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Anne Frank.**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - turtletroll (03/25/2015) [-]
I got 4 votes

Im surprised that many people know me
#2883 to #2882 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
possibly joshlol ************ lordgeneral and another brit wanting you in the teacup gay pile
#2879 - rageblade has deleted their comment [-]
#2875 - rageblade (03/24/2015) [-]
oi m8y
wake the bloody hell up and talk with me
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Are you kidding

I went to sleep at like 7pm I was so tired. **** hanging around until 3 in the morning to talk to your banned ass
#2878 to #2876 - rageblade (03/25/2015) [-]
sleep is for the weak you git
#2862 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Treat me well.
User avatar #2849 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Been watching March Madness?
User avatar #2873 to #2849 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Im definitely going into mechanical either way but still it's irritating because electronics is obviously going to come into the tests and our coursework in that class is graded aswell
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
What components other than power source, resistors, and switches have you used? Keep in mind speaker, LEDs etc are all essentially resistors.
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
We don't ever really get american football here

The superbowl is the only time I ever see it on TV
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Psst. March Madness is basketball.
User avatar #2853 to #2851 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Well then we definitely don't get that

Don't really like basketball either to be honest
User avatar #2855 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
68 teams enter, 1 leaves.
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Basketball just doesnt interest me

I just find it really boring to watch
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
I bet your college doesn't even have sports.
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Got a football team I think
#2859 to #2858 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
"You think"

>Not having a 85000 seat stadium on your campus.
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Most people either play for a professional team or just like playing for fun
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Here in America we force players to play in college for at least 3 years before going to the pros. But hey, at least they are compensated with a college education.
User avatar #2863 to #2861 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Professional teams pick up people from really young ages for training.

My dad's friends son is 6 and had offers from manchester united and a lot of other big teams for training.
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Are British colleges even fun?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
its almost like school

I can walk there in 20 minutes and im only in for 3 days
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well. I'm in there for 5. But only one class on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. And I live on campus. And I skip on a lot of classes. I remember when I used to feel guilty about it.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
Tomorrow i'm only in for like 3 hours

The other two days are until 5.
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Wouldn't happen to know robotics would you? Gotta test tomorrow lol. Only 4 more test until I am done with tests forever. Unless I decide to go back to grad school sometime in the future.
User avatar #2869 to #2868 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm doing engineering and the electronics side is so let down by the teacher I don't know a ******* thing.

If he knew what he was doing I might know a thing or two but honestly at this point I still don't know how to make basic circuits
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, I could help you with that. Of course I am Mechanical so I only know basic circuits. Are you talking physics or a dedicated electronics class?
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - turtletroll (03/24/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. He just throws a circuit board at us with pieces and we just solder them in. We've all complained about him a hundred times but the college has done **** all
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Sounds like electronics. All you need to know is the KCL, KVL, V=IR, and P=IV. Once you start throwing in OP amps and micro controllers it gets harder though.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
But the madness! Upsets, brackets destroyed!
#2848 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
*prods turtles tummy*

you porker
#2843 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Handcuffs, without the key.**
how fat is turtletroll
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
So my wrists are so fat if you put on handcuffs they are just stuck on tight
#2845 to #2844 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
youre so fat the handcuffs barely fit around one of your fingers

turtletroll is actually american
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
No im british so only my wrists are fat
#2847 to #2846 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
#2840 - rageblade (03/20/2015) [-]
and then this one time......when turtletroll was at a pub...and the bartender needed to make a drink that had lime juice....he stabbed turtletroll and collected his limey blood juice to mix in the drink

fukken crumpet munching limey teacup
User avatar #2841 to #2840 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
God I hate it when that happens

The amount of times i've been stabbed for tea or lime is insane
User avatar #2835 - Epicgetguy (03/19/2015) [-]
Psst, hey.

Jenny Death Now.
User avatar #2836 to #2835 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
DEAR LAWDY

Im not ready
User avatar #2839 to #2837 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Turned off though holy ****
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Im so hyped

Been waiting 10 months for this and I preordered the album
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"island stealing **** " seems more appropriate for someone british
#2821 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
Hitler: we remove gypsies
Churchill: nope...dont do it
Hitler: we gun do it anyway
Churchill: okay invasion time
Hitler: WTF BRO
Eisenhauer: RAPE TIME
Stalin: SPITROAST GERMANY
Hitler: ****** bandwagoners
User avatar #2823 to #2821 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
More like

"Dont you invade poland"
"We got a reason doe"
"u wot m8"

Then japan commits sudoku by attacking america and then hitler goes and declares war on russia because it was inevitable

And the Italians. Holy **** even with german support they couldnt beat Greece. They are ******* useless
#2824 to #2823 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
they left mirrors all over the place and the italians stopped to look at themselves instead of fight

vain twats
User avatar #2825 to #2824 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"Lets just leave some tomatos and pepper as a trap"
"mama mia letsa make some spaghetti"
#2826 to #2825 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easy way to beat italians

< hang some question mark bricks just above head height and watch the italians bang their heads into them trying to get coins or mushrooms out of them
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Open a coffee shop and cover it in mines

Watch them run to their death like moths to a flame
#2828 to #2827 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
nah id get too many white milennial girls in there before italians

plus they wouldnt even know theyre dead because they never look up from their phones
User avatar #2829 to #2828 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
"lol just got blown up haha "
#2830 to #2829 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
easiest way to fight british troops

scream "omg commandos snuck in and stole the tea" and watch the retreat to make sure
#2831 to #2830 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
implying we hadnt already drunk it all

Our real weakness is saying "have you heard america is backing out"

im going bed now. Too tired to be dealing with your goon ass
#2832 to #2831 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
sleep tight you lazy goit
#2807 - rageblade (03/17/2015) [-]
hey Nigel
hows me favorite cockney
User avatar #2808 to #2807 - turtletroll (03/17/2015) [-]
hows me favorite west german
#2809 to #2808 - rageblade (03/18/2015) [-]
.......well played you bastard
#2810 to #2809 - turtletroll (03/18/2015) [-]
Your move mr kraut
#2813 to #2810 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
did it hurt losing the british empire...once you used to be able to just make indians give you tea now you actually have to pay for it

wrekt
User avatar #2814 to #2813 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
At least i'm allowed to be white in my own country you anti semite
#2815 to #2814 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
im sorry,,,.....how many arabs are in the UK

at least we dont have neighborhoods where theres so many of them they can go whole days without ever speaking the national language

england = turkey 2.0
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
I live in kebab territory

I might aswell migrate to iraq at this point

#2817 to #2816 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
englandistan
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Take them over gypsies anyday
#2819 to #2818 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
well we tried removing gypsies but then you allies invaded us to save them
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Biggest mistake ever

Britain almost allied with germoney aswell too bad you hopped on the invade train too early
#2822 to #2820 - rageblade (03/19/2015) [-]
kinda ****** up given General hindenburg said in ww1 "never again trust the italians"

then hitler gets to power...italy acts like a dick while england begs to join germany.,.hitler takes italy

fukken jew sperg
#2811 to #2810 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
here
i found your family photo

you limey bastard
#2812 to #2811 - turtletroll (03/18/2015) [-]
you are clearly very ignorant   
   
We british are very understanding of different cultures as shown here
you are clearly very ignorant

We british are very understanding of different cultures as shown here
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