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turtletroll

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#3946 - All they really had was opium during ww1 rip to all those …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3947 - omarakbar (05/29/2016) [-]
> WW1
> only have opium
> turtle gets stoned on opium
> turns chinese
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#3948 - turtletroll (05/30/2016) [-]
have you ever been so fucked you turned chinese
#3949 - omarakbar (05/30/2016) [-]
"hey turtle... you ever been so fucked you turned chinese"
"nope cant say i have matey"
"how about all them arabs coming to UK"
"yep, its because of THEM we're fucked"
#82 - Unless you get stabbed in the face 05/27/2016 on what are you gonna do, cut me +2
#49 - "Being a serf was rough" Already that righ… 05/27/2016 on Feudal Shitposting 0
#26 - Get both 05/26/2016 on gengar uses twitter 0
#46 - Yeah you know your place and it's cleaning up **** and being k…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Feudal Shitposting 0
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#48 - whitestarseven (05/27/2016) [-]
It wasn't actually like that, though. Being a serf was rough but you weren't a slave like people think. You were more like a share cropper. You farmed the noble's land and paid rent/tax in the form of a portion of your crops. Other than that you were free unless a war occurred, at which point you were expected to serve in the noble's army. Most of the nightmarish stuff we hear about came from French Revolution propaganda and is believed by historians to be utter nonsense, like first night and such.
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#49 - turtletroll (05/27/2016) [-]
"Being a serf was rough"

Already that right there is enough to not want feudalism. If the vast majority of people are stuck into a rough life then its a bad fucking system. Also not forgetting that hereditary titles with great legal power is also a bad system
#42 - except the vast majority of people would be peasants and I don…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Feudal Shitposting +2
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#45 - whitestarseven (05/26/2016) [-]
If I was from the modern era, then I would not like it because I'd miss all the tech. But, being born a peasant in that time might not be all that bad. There are problems due to that lifestyle that we can identify now, but I would not have known better then. The real point is that people had more certainty in life and it was easier to find your place in your community. I think people might be a bit happier if we could have a little more of that in our lives.
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#46 - turtletroll (05/26/2016) [-]
Yeah you know your place and it's cleaning up shit and being kicked around for barely enough food to survive on.

If you know your place it doesn't mean your happier if you know your place is right at the fucking bottom below even the lords dogs.
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#48 - whitestarseven (05/27/2016) [-]
It wasn't actually like that, though. Being a serf was rough but you weren't a slave like people think. You were more like a share cropper. You farmed the noble's land and paid rent/tax in the form of a portion of your crops. Other than that you were free unless a war occurred, at which point you were expected to serve in the noble's army. Most of the nightmarish stuff we hear about came from French Revolution propaganda and is believed by historians to be utter nonsense, like first night and such.
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#49 - turtletroll (05/27/2016) [-]
"Being a serf was rough"

Already that right there is enough to not want feudalism. If the vast majority of people are stuck into a rough life then its a bad fucking system. Also not forgetting that hereditary titles with great legal power is also a bad system
#61 - Honestly Ghostbusters 2 shouldn't have happened. Jus… 05/25/2016 on Anon uses the yellowpages 0
#3943 - And almost every nation during WW2 gave speed their troops in … 05/25/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3942 - The smoked tobacco and sometimes drank in the trenches. …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/25/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3944 - omarakbar (05/25/2016) [-]
in a BF1 / ww1 setting... i can see turtle just sitting on the health crate using up the morphine every time it respawns
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#3946 - turtletroll (05/27/2016) [-]
All they really had was opium during ww1 rip to all those soldiers who only had alcohol and shit drugs to get by
#3947 - omarakbar (05/29/2016) [-]
> WW1
> only have opium
> turtle gets stoned on opium
> turns chinese
User avatar
#3948 - turtletroll (05/30/2016) [-]
have you ever been so fucked you turned chinese
#3949 - omarakbar (05/30/2016) [-]
"hey turtle... you ever been so fucked you turned chinese"
"nope cant say i have matey"
"how about all them arabs coming to UK"
"yep, its because of THEM we're fucked"
#3940 - Asking me about the wrong stuff I can give you stupid…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#3941 - omarakbar (05/25/2016) [-]
well idk if they did much drugs in ww1

ww2 maybe. vietnam definiately... desert storm and 911 hell yeah
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#3943 - turtletroll (05/25/2016) [-]
And almost every nation during WW2 gave speed their troops in large numbers
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#3942 - turtletroll (05/25/2016) [-]
The smoked tobacco and sometimes drank in the trenches.

Plus I think they used heroin and morphine for pain relief
#3944 - omarakbar (05/25/2016) [-]
in a BF1 / ww1 setting... i can see turtle just sitting on the health crate using up the morphine every time it respawns
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#3946 - turtletroll (05/27/2016) [-]
All they really had was opium during ww1 rip to all those soldiers who only had alcohol and shit drugs to get by
#3947 - omarakbar (05/29/2016) [-]
> WW1
> only have opium
> turtle gets stoned on opium
> turns chinese
User avatar
#3948 - turtletroll (05/30/2016) [-]
have you ever been so fucked you turned chinese
#3949 - omarakbar (05/30/2016) [-]
"hey turtle... you ever been so fucked you turned chinese"
"nope cant say i have matey"
"how about all them arabs coming to UK"
"yep, its because of THEM we're fucked"