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turtletroll

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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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#64 - There's this picture all the "born in the wrong generatio… 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
#58 - It's not meant to be a deep line It's meant to just b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Hip Hop Humor 2 0
User avatar #68 - theaphasic (03/31/2015) [-]
exactly. I highly respect Kanye's lyricism, but if you cherrypick, you can find stupid lyrics for almost any artist. hence comparing lyrics is generally stupid.
User avatar #69 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Well I mean it's intentionally stupid/funny so I wouldn't call it a bad line in the respect that it is stupid and kind of funny

But honestly there were hardly any good lines on yeezus
#96 - You had us all going with that 03/31/2015 on Kurdish Women 0
#29 - Really 4 5 seconds was a production masterpiece? 03/31/2015 on /mu/tant +2
#23 - Well atleast he didn't sell out like lucas alth…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2015 on /mu/tant -1
User avatar #24 - callmepolyt (03/31/2015) [-]
that's not selling out though, it was great music and artistry, another production masterpiece.
#35 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
Toppestkek
User avatar #29 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Really 4 5 seconds was a production masterpiece?
#19 - In what way?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2015 on /mu/tant 0
User avatar #22 - callmepolyt (03/31/2015) [-]
Producing music, he's a musical genius just an arrogant prick.
#34 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
Topperkek
User avatar #23 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Well atleast he didn't sell out like lucas

although he did with that paul mccartney/rhianna track
User avatar #24 - callmepolyt (03/31/2015) [-]
that's not selling out though, it was great music and artistry, another production masterpiece.
#35 - anonymous (03/31/2015) [-]
Toppestkek
User avatar #29 - turtletroll (03/31/2015) [-]
Really 4 5 seconds was a production masterpiece?
#2 - Well we wouldn't be able to go anywhere far No sun 03/30/2015 on Just another thought 0
#1 - That guitar isn't plugged in  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Madonna Next To Taylor +1
#2 - davidavidson (03/30/2015) [-]
#3 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
forgive turtletroll....those brits are trailing a few steps BEHIND america
#1 - So why were the other guys looking the wrong way  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Well sh*t +7
#2 - tomokowatamote (03/30/2015) [-]
Cause in this world if you look like youre smart your really have down syndrome and vice versa
#1 - ebola wont spread in western countries anywhere near as much b…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on How to know when to leave... 0
User avatar #2 - deviousxreaper (03/30/2015) [-]
well all it takes is someone like a beaner who has ebola hops the border n spreads it amongst all the fellow beaners hiding from the feds
User avatar #3 - pebar (03/30/2015) [-]
as long as you have access to running water; you're miles ahead of the shitholes in africa where ebola is actually a problem
User avatar #4 - deviousxreaper (03/30/2015) [-]
yea is that why instead of more doctors the west sent soldiers to take out "insurgents"
#52 - Clone it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Gamestop is ebola 0
#53 - redtoa (03/29/2015) [-]
Copy it
#6 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Wallpaper Comp 2 of ? +1
#250 - and hope that the scalpers dont get there first 03/29/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... 0
#208 - She didn't get tried as a adult. Though she's 20 and … 03/29/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... 0
#189 - for death grips? im in england and they havent announ…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... 0
User avatar #249 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
shit that sucks

hope they tour there soon, i'm sure they wiill
User avatar #250 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
and hope that the scalpers dont get there first
#66 - thats what i love about paradox games all the stupid … 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... 0
#64 - its like in euiv. Saw the palatinate slowly take over…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... 0
User avatar #65 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
With the new EUIV expansion, i just took over germany and washington with a jewish state in israel.

It was glorious...
User avatar #66 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
thats what i love about paradox games

all the stupid shit that happens
#61 - I was never any good at it though  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What James May has been up... 0
User avatar #63 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
Dosn't matter if you are good at it or not, seeing italy taking over all of africa and europe is just glorious.
User avatar #64 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
its like in euiv.

Saw the palatinate slowly take over austria and rest of germany
User avatar #65 - marioslmg (03/28/2015) [-]
With the new EUIV expansion, i just took over germany and washington with a jewish state in israel.

It was glorious...
User avatar #66 - turtletroll (03/28/2015) [-]
thats what i love about paradox games

all the stupid shit that happens
#9 - She only got 2.5 years Honestly that's not enough  [+] (25 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Sometimes they don't get... +365
User avatar #230 - shaunata (03/29/2015) [-]
Why can't people serve the sentence that someone was falsely accused of and possibly would have been sentenced to? seems fair to me
#206 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
She got 2.5years for trying to fuck up 2 peoples' lives for how many years?

How long do you think each of those soldiers would have gotten if convicted? And this stupid cunt gets only 2.5 years for trying to potentially ruin their lives and careers.
User avatar #208 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
She didn't get tried as a adult.

Though she's 20 and has a kid
#204 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
She did try to commit suicide.

Even a failed attempt is a form of death.
#209 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
No it isn't you 'deep' asshole.

Death is final. It is literally the last thing you will do. There is no 'kind-of death'
User avatar #158 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
And lost her husband.
And a few friends.
And probably her family considers her a monster.
Fuck it, the whole world considers her a monster (and if I were an employer I would never hire if I'd recognize her). Her only bet now is to cut her hair short and join the feminist movement. Or scientology.
#242 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
Those things happen if she cheats, no deceit.
She should get those things PLUS what she would have given to the two men- a long ass jail sentence and "sex offender" slapped on her name
User avatar #276 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
I just wanted to see the good side of things
User avatar #164 - ninjaroo (03/29/2015) [-]
And if the marines had been convicted? They would have lost their wives or girlfriends, their friends, likely their family. She gets a criminal record, but she's not put on any list that makes it impossible to get a job or residence. Yeah, she got punished, but in my opinion it's not equivalent to the crime.
#244 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
You realize a criminal record CAN hold you back from a job or residence, right? An employer only has to see that she was convicted and can refuse her, same goes for her getting residence. Also the list doesn't make all jobs and residences impossible to get, just allows an employer to turn you down.
User avatar #188 - asmodeu (03/29/2015) [-]
Not saying she didn't deserve a harsher punishment, just saying things are worse for her than you think.
User avatar #210 - kibuza (03/29/2015) [-]
Yes, but the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

Sure, they're bad. Not nearly as bad as a potential combined 50years in prison which she was trying to force on innocent people. This bitch should get at least 1/2 their sentence even if she is bigger than the both of them combined.
#154 - mattidekke (03/29/2015) [-]
In finland you get about 2.5 years from sexually abusing a child... :|
#193 - cloakndagger (03/29/2015) [-]
That's not too bad. Alright, who's going to Finland with me?
#285 - mattidekke (03/29/2015) [-]
yeah thats what i ment, i just dont want to suffer the 2.5 years third time
User avatar #79 - demigodofmadness (03/29/2015) [-]
No it's really not. Falsely accusing someone of a crime should result in the person receiving the same sentence they would have. If you were willing to put 2 innocent men behind bars, then you should have to serve what you were willing to put them through.
User avatar #62 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
hey fam did u get tickets
User avatar #189 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
for death grips?

im in england and they havent announced any shows here yet
User avatar #249 - Conemen (03/29/2015) [-]
shit that sucks

hope they tour there soon, i'm sure they wiill
User avatar #250 - turtletroll (03/29/2015) [-]
and hope that the scalpers dont get there first
#56 - gangbangtime (03/29/2015) [-]
Should be the same time the accused would have gotten, or at the very least half.
User avatar #25 - SumoWamm (03/28/2015) [-]
I think she aught to serve 296 hours of community service in addition to the sentence.
#55 - alexanderh (03/29/2015) [-]
That's certainly a start
#23 - milkyhammer (03/28/2015) [-]
agreed
User avatar #18 - xxjmacxx (03/28/2015) [-]
Was literally going to say the same thing.
#160 - I didn't have a dog so ill just use my first cats name … 03/27/2015 on The fourth twitter comp 0
#15 - neat 03/27/2015 on Instructions unclear, $300k... +1
#3 - I'd stay in there for a ******* year for million 03/27/2015 on Sure, why not? +1
#4 - peenus weanus 03/27/2015 on /b/ comp 8 0
#11 - full metal jacket im into some kinky ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on Describe sex life with a... +1
#15 - vansamen (03/27/2015) [-]
DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
#20 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
me so horny, me sucky sucky rong time
#4 - cyka blyat 03/27/2015 on Well its true +4

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#3400 - MasterMario ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I've been listening to nothing but Kendrick Lamar for over a month

Help pic unrelated
User avatar #3402 to #3400 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
Also haven't stopped listening to the new lupe fiasco album
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - MasterMario ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that one
User avatar #3404 to #3403 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Just listen to the song mural
User avatar #3405 to #3404 - MasterMario ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
ok
User avatar #3406 to #3405 - turtletroll ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I just listened to TPAB again. I can't stop and I keep finding **** each time I go back
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - MasterMario ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
What did you find this time?
User avatar #3408 to #3407 - turtletroll ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Thought the track listing itself was meant to also be a part of the Caterpillar/butterfly process. Looking at the first tracks they're bouncy hip hop tracks and the lyrics are pretty typical **** like with King Kunta but as the album goes on the lyrics and sound changes to match the change from the first tracks being the caterpillar into the butterfly.
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - MasterMario ONLINE (26 minutes ago) [-]
Oh **** that's good brb listening to TPAB again
User avatar #3410 to #3409 - turtletroll ONLINE (11 minutes ago) [-]
Dont know if thats actually right but it seems that way to me. What he's talking about in each tracks mimics that of the caterpillar into butterfly process.

Eitherway **** is GENIUS
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - MasterMario ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
It is

It's going to be my hip-hop AOTY I already know it
User avatar #3412 to #3411 - turtletroll ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
Easily my favorite hiphop album of all time right now
#3413 to #3412 - MasterMario ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
Mine GKMC but TPAB is up there
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - turtletroll ONLINE (6 minutes ago) [-]
Could never get into GKMC like that don't know why just never clicked with me.

Also RTJ3 soon
#3415 to #3414 - MasterMario ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
>mfw
>mfw
#3401 to #3400 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
I know the feeling   
   
I'm addicted to TPAB
I know the feeling

I'm addicted to TPAB
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