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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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latest user's comments

#3 - "some xetoloids just moved in down the road. Welp there g…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Daily reminder +4
#4 - schnizel (03/21/2015) [-]
#1 - yfw intergalactic empire turns multispeciest and they let any xeno in  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Daily reminder +7
#8 - steamjester (03/21/2015) [-]
Don't worry. We have plenty of monsters in our ranks already.
User avatar #9 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
Really wish I didn't have to see that
User avatar #5 - enemyoftrn (03/21/2015) [-]
Then we get into the empire, fuck the dominant blue space babe and green femme fatale, have tonnes of half breed babies with them, and supplement the entirety of galactic dominant species with our genetics and cultures. If we cant conquer them with fire, plasma and kinetic strikes, we conquer their women with big black cock, insane stamina, and the ability to fetishies out of everything we came across, or rathee, came in.
#2 - schnizel (03/21/2015) [-]
User avatar #3 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
"some xetoloids just moved in down the road. Welp there goes the neighborhood"
#4 - schnizel (03/21/2015) [-]
#2846 - No im british so only my wrists are fat  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2847 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
#2844 - So my wrists are so fat if you put on handcuffs they are just …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2845 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
youre so fat the handcuffs barely fit around one of your fingers

turtletroll is actually american
User avatar #2846 - turtletroll (03/21/2015) [-]
No im british so only my wrists are fat
#2847 - anonymous (03/22/2015) [-]
< turtletroll in a nutshell
#12 - Picture 03/20/2015 on How to get my tall GF on... +4
#2 - Healthy at every size Do they just ignore all medical…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Fat Shaming Friday Comp 2 +14
#14 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Yes, but they're also hypocritical as fuck and will bully thin and underweight people. It should be "Healthy at every size (as long as it makes us feel better about stuffing our fat faces)"
#6 - suddenk (03/20/2015) [-]
I was gonna post this next week but it's pretty relevant to your question.
#5 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/20/2015) [-]
yes

yes they do
#39 - I think he just needs to be reworked. His ult makes n… 03/20/2015 on LoL 0
#3 - Well I think he was just saying we're all made different. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Daily reminder +1
User avatar #4 - jewishcommunazi (03/20/2015) [-]
I guess. But with evolution, things occur more naturally. Other animals have no concept of race, they just find a pair they're sexually attracted to. The same happens when there are interracial couples. Unless you take into account the idea that the jews influence the people's subconscious in a way they want to be with someone of a different race more, so that the jews are the only ones who don't do this and so they become pure and ├╝bermensch.
#10 - schnizel (03/20/2015) [-]
>Other animals have no concept of race, they just find a pair they're sexually attracted to.
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User avatar #9 - schnizel (03/20/2015) [-]
Racism is Innate: The Human Brain Makes Unconscious Decisions Based on Ethnicity
www.medicaldaily.com/news/20120626/10458/racism-decision-cognition-emotional--ethnicity-human-brain-psychology.htm

>Racism is hardwired into the brain and operates unconsciously because areas that detect ethnicity and control emotion are closely connected, according to scientists.

>Researchers explain that the same brain circuits that allow us to classify a person into an ethnic group overlap with other circuits that process emotion and make decisions, leading people to make unconscious decisions based on another's race.

>The latest study, published in the journal Nature Neuroscience, found that functional magnetic resonance imaging brain scans revealed that interactions between people from different racial groups trigger reactions that researchers think may be completely unknown to our conscious selves.

>Researchers led by psychologist and neuroscientist Dr. Elizabeth Phelps of New York University reviewed past brain imaging studies showing how different social categories of race are processed, evaluated and integrated in decision-making.

>Past research found that the amygdala, an almond-shaped brain region located deep within the brain that processes fear and emotions, dorsolateral prefrontal cortex involved in top-down emotional control, and the anterior cingulate cortex that manages conflict between intentional and unintentional tendencies, and the fusiform face area that differentiates between familiar and unfamiliar faces, were simultaneously active during tasks that engaged racial bias''' like having participants view black and white faces while doing different tasks.

Even at the community level as opposed to the individual level, racial diversity proves to strongly correlate with negative social effects. A lavishly funded study of over 30,000 participants of Harvard University showed that racial diversity in a community corresponds to:
>Less confidence in local government, leaders, and news
>Less political efficacy/confidence
>Less likelihood to vote
>More protests and social reform
>Less expectation of cooperation in dilemmas (= less confidence in community cohesiveness)
>Less contributions to the community
>Less close friends
>Less giving to charity and volunteering
>Lower perceived happiness
>Lower perceived quality of life
>More time indoors watching TV
>More dependence on TV for entertainment
>Lowered trust in the community
>Lowered altruism
>More ethnic-based cohesion (aka, more "Racism")
There is little to no justification for different races to share the same living spaces, and ethnic/racial conflict over living spaces has been the major cause of war and hostility in all of human history.
www.utoronto.ca/ethnicstudies/Putnam.pdf

go kill yourself
User avatar #5 - jewishcommunazi (03/20/2015) [-]
And then they control the world, fuck bitches and get shekels.
#13 - It's never really well balanced. There's some champs …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on LoL +2
#17 - anonymous (03/20/2015) [-]
Yet before his nerf he was easily one of the best champions in the game.

Games with many characters to choose from always suffer this fate - there will always be picks that are generally the strongest. Balancing is a lot easier said than done so the team seem to focus primarily on the flsvour of the month picks (see J4, Sej, Kassadin, etc.).

If you want to be pedantic then Urgot is actually being buffed slightly in the next patch.
User avatar #39 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
I think he just needs to be reworked.

His ult makes no sense with the rest of his kit
#2841 - God I hate it when that happens The amount of times i… 03/20/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#126 - This is why parrots are better then whatever type of pleb bird…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Tales From The Mod Skype Pt. 1 0
#138 - mcburd (03/20/2015) [-]
I'll keep that in mind when you're lookin for a bird that can type, fukko
#67 - rape, drunk, condom didn't work or some other form of contrace… 03/20/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
#65 - Well if you think like that then why not push it back further.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #66 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
I've thought about that argument too trust me. I think you should plan to not have a kid if you don't want a kid.
User avatar #67 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
rape, drunk, condom didn't work or some other form of contraception didn't.
#63 - Well having brain functionality is the main one. Wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #64 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
But it will have a mind if you simply allow it to. What if it has one day left of development before it has a brain? Two days? How many days away from that threshold does it have to be where it is or isn't acceptable to kill it? How is keeping it from being born differ at all from killing it after it is born or right before?

Again this is just my perspective.
User avatar #65 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Well if you think like that then why not push it back further.

Why just not have sex if it might result in a child you don't want.

Because this is BEFORE it has brain function. It isn't alive or human in any respect. When it is born or right before it is born it is alive and a person and that is murder. You can't murder something that isn't alive again can be considered a person in any way
User avatar #66 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
I've thought about that argument too trust me. I think you should plan to not have a kid if you don't want a kid.
User avatar #67 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
rape, drunk, condom didn't work or some other form of contraception didn't.
#60 - Well say it's aborted before it even has the characteristics w…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/19/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #61 - baditch (03/19/2015) [-]
I just don't see it that way. There are plenty of decent arguments for both sides but the whole "It's just a ball of cells at that point" doesn't work for me. Because you and I are also just balls of cells.

The reason it's such a debate is because it forces us to ask the question "what is it that makes us human beings?" And nobody really has a single right answer for it. Not me, not anyone.
User avatar #63 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Well having brain functionality is the main one.

Without that you aren't alive, you have no desires, thoughts, no abilities, characteristics or anything else that would resemble life.

A body without a mind is a corpse i'm sure you will agree
User avatar #64 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
But it will have a mind if you simply allow it to. What if it has one day left of development before it has a brain? Two days? How many days away from that threshold does it have to be where it is or isn't acceptable to kill it? How is keeping it from being born differ at all from killing it after it is born or right before?

Again this is just my perspective.
User avatar #65 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Well if you think like that then why not push it back further.

Why just not have sex if it might result in a child you don't want.

Because this is BEFORE it has brain function. It isn't alive or human in any respect. When it is born or right before it is born it is alive and a person and that is murder. You can't murder something that isn't alive again can be considered a person in any way
User avatar #66 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
I've thought about that argument too trust me. I think you should plan to not have a kid if you don't want a kid.
User avatar #67 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
rape, drunk, condom didn't work or some other form of contraception didn't.
#2839 - Turned off though holy **** 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#33 - 7/11 confirmed 9/11  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#56 - I dont think ants really look at gifs  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #57 - AnonsForSure (03/19/2015) [-]
well then it makes even less sense to make a gif for them
#54 - So ugly  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #55 - AnonsForSure (03/19/2015) [-]
what is this? a gif for ants?
User avatar #56 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
I dont think ants really look at gifs
User avatar #57 - AnonsForSure (03/19/2015) [-]
well then it makes even less sense to make a gif for them
#53 - Well its cheaper then paying for the welfare for 18 years  [+] (8 new replies) 03/19/2015 on is this daviddavidson? 0
User avatar #58 - baditch (03/19/2015) [-]
Ethics aside, that's actually not such a bad argument.
User avatar #60 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Well say it's aborted before it even has the characteristics which make a person.

For example if a woman was to abort a child before it even had brain functionality would it be amoral? I don't think so.
User avatar #61 - baditch (03/19/2015) [-]
I just don't see it that way. There are plenty of decent arguments for both sides but the whole "It's just a ball of cells at that point" doesn't work for me. Because you and I are also just balls of cells.

The reason it's such a debate is because it forces us to ask the question "what is it that makes us human beings?" And nobody really has a single right answer for it. Not me, not anyone.
User avatar #63 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Well having brain functionality is the main one.

Without that you aren't alive, you have no desires, thoughts, no abilities, characteristics or anything else that would resemble life.

A body without a mind is a corpse i'm sure you will agree
User avatar #64 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
But it will have a mind if you simply allow it to. What if it has one day left of development before it has a brain? Two days? How many days away from that threshold does it have to be where it is or isn't acceptable to kill it? How is keeping it from being born differ at all from killing it after it is born or right before?

Again this is just my perspective.
User avatar #65 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
Well if you think like that then why not push it back further.

Why just not have sex if it might result in a child you don't want.

Because this is BEFORE it has brain function. It isn't alive or human in any respect. When it is born or right before it is born it is alive and a person and that is murder. You can't murder something that isn't alive again can be considered a person in any way
User avatar #66 - baditch (03/20/2015) [-]
I've thought about that argument too trust me. I think you should plan to not have a kid if you don't want a kid.
User avatar #67 - turtletroll (03/20/2015) [-]
rape, drunk, condom didn't work or some other form of contraception didn't.
#2838 - Im so hyped Been waiting 10 months for this and I pre… 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
#2836 - DEAR LAWDY Im not ready  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on turtletroll's profile 0
User avatar #2839 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Turned off though holy shit
User avatar #2838 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
Im so hyped

Been waiting 10 months for this and I preordered the album
#31 - Kanye west more like Kanye Middle East  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy +1
#32 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
witch if you spell it backwards says 9/11
User avatar #33 - turtletroll (03/19/2015) [-]
7/11 confirmed 9/11
#34 - yourdeadfetus (03/19/2015) [-]
lets all shop at target to stop osma brack pac and win the union back
#29 - And the wolves are katy perry and taylor swift the real … 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0
#28 - Because the sheeple dont know they sleep with the wolves 03/19/2015 on Miley Cyrus conspiracy 0

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#3122 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Very doubtful**
will turtle ever get to sleep
#3123 to #3122 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
&gt;going to sleep
>going to sleep
#3124 to #3123 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
implying you'll sleep
youll lay there...toss and turn...swear alot...and beg for death just to keep your eyes closed
User avatar #3125 to #3124 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Implying i'd ever leave FJ

Sleep is for normies and the weak
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
spending eternity in the dankess of space
#3128 to #3127 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
space turtle

or just so high it feels like youre floating
#3129 to #3128 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
ever been so high you became a towel?
#3130 to #3129 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
turtletroll is so high that AA guns track him as a bogey
#3131 to #3130 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I often get mistaken as a UFO   
   
The US government keeps kidnapping me
I often get mistaken as a UFO

The US government keeps kidnapping me
#3132 to #3131 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
its not aliens anal probing people

its police doing cavity searches on drug addicts
#3133 to #3132 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed   
   
whooooaaaaaaa
So i'm the UFO and the person getting probed

whooooaaaaaaa
#3134 to #3133 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.**
what does turtle think about then police have fingers up his ass
#3135 to #3134 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I can't make that make sense
I can't make that make sense
#3136 to #3135 - rageblade (04/16/2015) [-]
inserting things into other things

#3121 - rageblade (04/15/2015) [-]
*plays Betty Boo up loud to stop turtle from sleeping*
#3116 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
i see the stoner decided to wake up
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I NEVER WENT TO SLEEP
#3118 to #3117 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
becoming a real FJer huh

never sleeping
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
my sleeping schedule is ****** .

Went out on saturday and got back about 9am.

And I've got college today
#3120 to #3119 - rageblade (04/14/2015) [-]
implying college students ever sleep properly
#3115 - rageblade (04/13/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls You may rely on it**
is turtletroll so stoned that every time he looks out his window he thinks hes watching life on youtube
#3114 - rageblade (04/12/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls A Vin Gerard H8 X 10.**
why is turtle a homo
#3098 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Overcompensation.**
why is turtletroll ****** up
#3105 to #3098 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I overcompensate so that makes me a 			******		 up person?
I overcompensate so that makes me a ****** up person?
#3106 to #3105 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls The oceans rising to reclaim the land.**
what does turtle overcompensate for
#3108 to #3106 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
> sea levels rise
> england gonna be ******
> young british boy becomes a turtle to guarantee his survival
> turtletroll is born
User avatar #3112 to #3108 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
I both troll the world and become a turtle.
#3113 to #3112 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
arab skydiver allahu akbar webm

> syrianassassin comes to england
> england sinks underwater
> ************ and turtletroll survive because they were smart enough to be water types
#3062 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
whats up smeghead
User avatar #3083 to #3062 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
"I swear he ******* loves it"

You're like the banned connoisseur
#3084 to #3083 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
no i just got tempbanned one time a year ago because addy felt like being a dick for fun....then got permabanned a few months ago because another member made up **** for months till a mod banned me to whut the member up

hence why i learned keep my ranking account at home and behave and use a *********** account at a cyber cafe where it doesnt matter if it gets banned
#3085 to #3084 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
rip konard curse
rip konard curse
#3086 to #3085 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well im alive
its time to cry for the bosnian nazi.....we dont know when hes coming back
#3087 to #3086 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
who will remind me daily that I should hate everyone if not snizel
#3088 to #3087 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
pick dashgamer

while schnizel is just an angry little stormtrooper...Dash is pretty much an OFFICER
#3095 to #3094 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
simple

schnizel is more the type to stomp around in a tank top, torn jeans and dr martin boots and start **** .....while Dash is more the type to dress with pride and engage in logical discussion

so if turtletroll needs guidance....pretty obvious whos better to talk to
User avatar #3096 to #3095 - dashgamer (04/09/2015) [-]
But I'm not a Nazi or an anti-semite.
#3097 to #3096 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
what are you actually
User avatar #3099 to #3097 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Apolitical.
#3100 to #3099 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
......apolitical......
#3101 to #3100 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
I can admire Nazi militarism and fanaticism without being a fascist or anti-semite.
#3102 to #3101 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
hmmmmm but would you be an anti-zionist
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't know what that is other than some other form of anti-semitism. I don't give enough of a **** about Jews to hate them.
Konrad, stop pushing at my buttons.
#3104 to #3103 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
zionism is the religious / political notion of israel claiming any land they think belongs to them

so its not against jews or semites...anti-zionism would be against the idea of israel claiming exclusive rights to other peoples land
#3107 to #3104 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
Look at all the ***** I give: zero. They're desert monkeys now, let them battle it out with the other desert tribes as has been done for the past thousands of years.
#3109 to #3107 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
yeah but they didnt have USA watching their back before

israel needs to stop being a scared bitch crying to tag off to america every time they cant handle their own ****
User avatar #3110 to #3109 - dashgamer (04/10/2015) [-]
I don't give a **** . I am not educated on the subject, so I'm not having this conversation.
#3111 to #3110 - rageblade (04/10/2015) [-]
< dashgamer in a nutshell

I DONT GIVE A SHIT
#3089 to #3088 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
fj jews fw schnizel
fj jews fw schnizel
#3090 to #3089 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
syrianassassins face when schnizel banned
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Their love is an inspiration to us all
#3092 to #3091 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah comes across as way too ******* coincidental that sniz 'finds a girlfriend' so soon after sniz and syrian stop fighting and be friends
#3093 to #3092 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's a conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy.
User avatar #3063 to #3062 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
nuffin m8

Trying to find a new show to watch
#3064 to #3063 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
watch red dwarf and lexx

download them and watch
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Already seen red dwarf
#3066 to #3065 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
then watch Lexx....or Royla family...or young ones....bottom....whose line is it anyway,...faulty towers.... **** you brits make tons of shows
#3067 to #3066 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.   
   
They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
It's funny there's a show in britain right now where the entire show is watching other people watch TV.

They set up cameras in peoples living rooms and you watch them watch TV and it's actually a pretty funny show
#3068 to #3067 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
real life truman show


jim carrey has struck UK
User avatar #3069 to #3068 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
it's called gogglebox

Honestly it's so weird because these people are now on chat shows and **** because it got so big.

Their job is literally watching TV
#3070 to #3069 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
sounds like a perfect job for a lazy git like you

paid to sit around....
User avatar #3071 to #3070 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
yes pls

that would be a dream job
#3072 to #3071 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
paid to be lazy:
welfare bum

paid to be lazy on tv:
tv star
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Well I suppose you watch it for the personalities.

Some funny ******* on there
#3074 to #3073 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
well if stoners like jay and silent bob can make it big...stoner turtle can too
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
Exactly. There's no reason I can't make it big.

watch life is toff. honestly it's the kind of thing i would usually hate but i cant. Funny as fuk
#3076 to #3075 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
jay and silent bob
afro man
snoop dog
bob marley
steve jobs
and more

all hardcore potsmokers....paving the way for turtletroll to make it fmaous
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
They are the forefathers of the great stoner revolution
#3078 to #3077 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
11 days till turtletroll day
User avatar #3079 to #3078 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
And hitlers birthday
#3080 to #3079 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
hopefully schnizel is unbanned by then,.....thats his favorite day of the year
User avatar #3081 to #3080 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
He's banned again?
#3082 to #3081 - rageblade (04/09/2015) [-]
yeah got banned 10 days ago....didnt say for how long

i swear he ******* loves it
#3032 - rageblade (04/03/2015) [-]
*prods turtles fat british belly*
too much easter chocolate
User avatar #3032 to #3032 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Why do you only ever come on late as ****
#3033 to #3032 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
funny little thing called time zones ************

not my fault if your country is behond
User avatar #3034 to #3033 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
so you up at like 8?

typical german
#3035 to #3034 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we're efficient
unlike you teacups
User avatar #3036 to #3035 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Go on holiday

germans get up at 6 to reserve places by the pool even though you're not allowed
#3037 to #3036 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we werent allowed to invade poland either but did we give a ****
User avatar #3038 to #3037 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
It's the most annoying **** though

Have to be polite and not tell them they're ******* annoying

Although a brit can't complain about bad tourists
#3039 to #3038 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
fukken limeys are the worst
User avatar #3040 to #3039 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Yep

>go on holiday
>get pissed and disrespect the people and culture
>break ****
#3041 to #3040 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
yeah you brits and your "we used to own you" attitude when touring
User avatar #3042 to #3041 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Not so much that

They do the same **** here in England

Always college/uni students.

Some guy tried to start a fight with me in a ******* kfc then apologized and asked me to punch him as a way of getting back at him then said he'd knock me out if I didn't

Just a bunch of ******* stupid cunts
#3043 to #3042 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
england = a nation of twats
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
england = a nation of people so depressed by the fact that the nation is so **** they take it out on each other
#3045 to #3044 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
and the teacups start **** at a young age

Born To Create Drama
#3046 to #3045 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Well when we have leaders like this who blames us
Well when we have leaders like this who blames us
#3047 to #3046 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
tony blair?
User avatar #3048 to #3047 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Das david cameron m8

tony blair wasnt actually that bad. Aside from following america into the middle east.
#3049 to #3048 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
and tony blair is said to be part of a secret society helping with the NWO

idk what camerons done....explain
User avatar #3060 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Same could be said with germoney and the turks
#3061 to #3060 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
we need moar camps for the turkeys
User avatar #3058 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Well for me here it would be much better under labor

But they're still **** and will let anyone in
#3059 to #3058 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
incoming englandistan

get ready...soon you wont be allowed booze because muslim england will say its a sin against allah
User avatar #3056 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Well labor would be better then the conservatives.

And it will definitely help the northern economy which the conservatives have **** on AGAIN which they do every time they get in.
#3057 to #3056 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
hmmm who to vote for
the horse **** or the cow ****

tough choice

vote ************ and have the nation run by gay furries where the only ******* of the country will be gay orgies
User avatar #3054 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
It's like this

Would you rather be hit in the balls
or kicked in the balls
#3055 to #3054 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
then dont vote

that way you dont support the system and are free from blame when either party ***** on the uk
User avatar #3052 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Not that bad but give him a few more years and he will be

The problem is that his opposition has 0 charisma and no strength. But some decent ideas. Atleast until after the election then we're all getting **** on again
#3053 to #3052 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
> elections
> expecting one party to be not ****

kek
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
started privatizing the NHS
Cuts taxes from all the rich people and people in london
increases taxes for the poor areas and north yet decreases budget MASSIVELY so it can be put back into london
let all the little immigrants in
just watch the video and you'll get it
#3051 to #3050 - rageblade (04/07/2015) [-]
so margeret thatcher with a penis?
#2964 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
you cockney
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
west german
#2966 to #2965 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin chav
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
fookin kraut
#2968 to #2967 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
enjoy living in kebabland
aka englandistan
User avatar #2962 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I hate those two. And I think you know exactly who I am talking about.
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
It's like watching two kids fight over some petty ********
User avatar #2970 to #2963 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
It's worse because no one can hit them.
User avatar #2972 to #2970 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
A ban is kind of like hitting them

especially considering how much they care about thumbs
User avatar #2976 to #2972 - damping (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure one of them does care about thumbs. Both are convinced they can "win" though. And god forbid you don't believe Konrad's ******** 100%. Then you are nothing more than a traitor to him.
#2974 to #2972 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
heres a plan Turty

Wallzy lives in denmark....you need to take him up to the town of christiania where most danes are stoners
turtle smoking dank danish kush?
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
implying i have enough money
#2978 to #2975 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
be a good chav
steal it like you do
User avatar #2981 to #2978 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
implying anyone has anything of value to steal
#2982 to #2981 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
good point
it is england after all
#2953 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls It is certain**
should i find Turtle a british Overly Attached Girlfriend
User avatar #2954 to #2953 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
better a psycho one then no gf at all
#2955 to #2954 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
unless they have british vags

seriously WHY does england have the highest occurrence of this
User avatar #2956 to #2955 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
British teethcare is notoriously bad

When we eat out a girl they just fall out and get stuck there
#2957 to #2956 - rageblade (03/31/2015) [-]
hmmm reminds me
manga had a girl who fits british image

undergroundanimation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wicked_City-05.jpg
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Weeb confirmed
#2959 to #2958 - rageblade (04/01/2015) [-]
turtle = weeb
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - turtletroll ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
Can't talk to me like that on my birthday you fag
#2915 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
*dresses turtle up in one of elton johns sparkly outfits*
User avatar #2936 to #2915 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I got a player in fifa 13 who had 98 pace.

The rest of his skills were **** so I just discarded him thinking he wasnt worth much

Realize later that I couldve bought an entire great team with what he was worth
#2937 to #2936 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**rageblade rolls Signs point to yes**
is turtletroll really Scott Sterling
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Greatest goalkeeper in the world

No ball gets past his impenetrable face of steel
#2939 to #2938 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
if only he had a turtle shell...hed never have gotten the multiple concussions
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
SHELLS DONT COVER FACES STUPID
#2941 to #2940 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
DUH
thats why sterling could have curled up INSIDE his shell till the game ended
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
What kind of keeper would that make him though?
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Well franklins a cunt anyway
#2945 to #2944 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
CUNT
completely
unappreciated
Nice
Turtle
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
You dont have to spell it out for me

what else could i have meant
#2947 to #2946 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
yer still a cockney m8
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
And you're west german techno trash
#2949 to #2948 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and youre a little peasant living in a cottage in the country
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd rather live there then the city i'm in now

Lowest average IQ in the north west
Lowest life expectancy in the north west
One of the highest crime rates in the north west
One of the most non white cities in the whole of the UK
#2951 to #2950 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
YOU LIVE IN DETROIT?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
The english version

I went to the worst high school in the city aswell

I'm surprised I even got C grades
User avatar #2916 to #2915 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
*sets fire to self*
#2917 to #2916 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
fire = flame = flaming = turtle is a flaming homo
User avatar #2918 to #2917 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
a gay mind is a gay kind
#2919 to #2918 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
so why dont you accept being gay

british be gay
User avatar #2920 to #2919 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
your greatest leader bismarck had a butt plug on his head
#2921 to #2920 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
actually more like a rhino horn

i saw a comic where when germans ran out of ammo in WW1....the biggest guy in the group started picking up his men and throwing them like spears at the brits and impaling them on the helmet spikes
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Is that why you ******* put up such a fight.

Run out of ammo so you just become the ammo
#2923 to #2922 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
while you brits wore helmets shaped like UFOs

original neckbeards
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
We had them shaped like that so the aliens knew we were friends
#2925 to #2924 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
britis:
love the alien anal probing so much they make helmets to attract their attention

so fukken gay
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
Why do you think the muricans got nuclear bombs before you

the aliens
#2927 to #2926 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
england jelly

you take the anal probes and yet still get nukes AFTER usa
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
implying america hasn't taken the most probes

they were doing it way before they realized they could get nukes from it
#2929 to #2928 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
well question is...have americans actually been probed or has that all just been hype from retarded rednecks drunk on moonshine and ******* each other and saying "aliens did it"
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
probably the latter

gets drunk and gets destroyed by sister wearing a strapon

"must be dem darn aleyuns wit der gawd blasted incest rays"
#2931 to #2930 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
sister?

arent most rednecks who talk about aliens MALE?

*southpark gay pile*
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
honestly when youre so fat gender just becomes indistinguishable
#2933 to #2932 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and dont forget the inbreeding
kinda surprised the rednecks dont have flippers for limbs or antennas on their heads by now
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
"in some parts of the world people are screaming REVOLUTION REVOLUTION. In Alabama they're screaming EVOLUTION EVOLUTION WE WANT OUR THUMBS" -Bill hicks
#2935 to #2934 - rageblade (03/30/2015) [-]
and in england...all the screaming is over sports games
User avatar #2900 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
#2901 to #2900 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
YAH
YAH
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - MasterMario (03/27/2015) [-]
SIT IN THE DARK AND PONDER HOW I'M FIT TO MAKE THE BOTTOM FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEY ALL
FALL
DOOOOOOWN
YAH
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
OUT OF THE SHADOWS BARRAGE OF WITCH TONGUE
COBRA SPIT OVER APOCALYPTIC CULT KILLER CAULDREN SMOKE
STOMP MUSIC SERIOUSLY YAH
User avatar #2904 to #2903 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
So how about that Jenny Death holy **** AOTY
User avatar #2905 to #2904 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
The powers that B as a whole is ******* 10/10
#2906 to #2905 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork records original vocals for Death Grips
User avatar #2907 to #2906 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
And her new album aswell though

Been a good year for music and were only 3 months in
#2908 to #2907 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
>when Bjork tells you to have a sad cum

Also yes it has been a good year
User avatar #2909 to #2908 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Do you like Kendricks new album?

That's another 10/10 imo

******* rare to get 2 near perfect albums in one month
User avatar #2912 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
holy **** TPAB is amazing
User avatar #2913 to #2912 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I can't decide which one I like more.

TPAB or TPTB
User avatar #2914 to #2913 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I think it's a tie for me
User avatar #2911 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
Just finished GKMC. Pretty damn good.
Time for TPAB
User avatar #2910 to #2909 - MasterMario (03/28/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to it yet I've been but I've been meaning to. I have to listen to Good Kid M.A.A.D. City first though. I'll probably do that right now after I finish listening to Jenny Death for the 17238283562856th time this week.
#2885 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
gay marriage will lead to people ******* turtles
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
implying we'd let a ******* lower class specie like humans bring us down like that
#2887 to #2886 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
whats your opinion on bats
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Gives you diseases.

Otherwise they're like bird dogs
#2889 to #2888 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
ill be sure to have bats squirt guano all over your turtles
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
We have shells that protect us from all diseases and attacks.

Nice try
#2891 to #2890 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so youre okay with stuff ******** on your clothes as long as it doesnt touch skin?
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
We're turtles.

We live in the sea unlike those pleb tortoises. The mother ocean will clean our shells.
#2893 to #2892 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
unless you go near american waters

then your people are ******
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Sneaky jews and their sneaky plastic traps looking like jellyfish and ****
#2895 to #2894 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
so you'll need schnizel syrianassassin and i to help remove kikes
User avatar #2896 to #2895 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
We took hitlers gene seed and will bring him back when the time is right.

They will have their day
#2897 to #2896 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
Schnizel already has space marines on the way
User avatar #2898 to #2897 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
And we have their leader.

It's all coming together. Snizel will probably get killed for being a bosnian but he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it
#2899 to #2898 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
idk
his father survived the yugoslav wars....sniz was raised by a survivor
#2884 - rageblade (03/27/2015) [-]
**rageblade used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rageblade rolls Anne Frank.**
how gay is turtletroll
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
I got 4 votes

Im surprised that many people know me
#2883 to #2882 - rageblade (03/26/2015) [-]
possibly joshlol ************ lordgeneral and another brit wanting you in the teacup gay pile
#2879 - rageblade has deleted their comment [-]
#2875 - rageblade (03/24/2015) [-]
oi m8y
wake the bloody hell up and talk with me
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Are you kidding

I went to sleep at like 7pm I was so tired. **** hanging around until 3 in the morning to talk to your banned ass
#2878 to #2876 - rageblade (03/25/2015) [-]
sleep is for the weak you git
#2862 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
Treat me well.
User avatar #2849 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Been watching March Madness?
User avatar #2873 to #2849 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Im definitely going into mechanical either way but still it's irritating because electronics is obviously going to come into the tests and our coursework in that class is graded aswell
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
What components other than power source, resistors, and switches have you used? Keep in mind speaker, LEDs etc are all essentially resistors.
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
We don't ever really get american football here

The superbowl is the only time I ever see it on TV
User avatar #2851 to #2850 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Psst. March Madness is basketball.
User avatar #2853 to #2851 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Well then we definitely don't get that

Don't really like basketball either to be honest
User avatar #2855 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
68 teams enter, 1 leaves.
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Basketball just doesnt interest me

I just find it really boring to watch
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
I bet your college doesn't even have sports.
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Got a football team I think
#2859 to #2858 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
"You think"

>Not having a 85000 seat stadium on your campus.
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Most people either play for a professional team or just like playing for fun
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Here in America we force players to play in college for at least 3 years before going to the pros. But hey, at least they are compensated with a college education.
User avatar #2863 to #2861 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Professional teams pick up people from really young ages for training.

My dad's friends son is 6 and had offers from manchester united and a lot of other big teams for training.
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Are British colleges even fun?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
its almost like school

I can walk there in 20 minutes and im only in for 3 days
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well. I'm in there for 5. But only one class on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. And I live on campus. And I skip on a lot of classes. I remember when I used to feel guilty about it.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Tomorrow i'm only in for like 3 hours

The other two days are until 5.
User avatar #2868 to #2867 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Wouldn't happen to know robotics would you? Gotta test tomorrow lol. Only 4 more test until I am done with tests forever. Unless I decide to go back to grad school sometime in the future.
User avatar #2869 to #2868 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm doing engineering and the electronics side is so let down by the teacher I don't know a ******* thing.

If he knew what he was doing I might know a thing or two but honestly at this point I still don't know how to make basic circuits
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Well, I could help you with that. Of course I am Mechanical so I only know basic circuits. Are you talking physics or a dedicated electronics class?
User avatar #2871 to #2870 - turtletroll ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. He just throws a circuit board at us with pieces and we just solder them in. We've all complained about him a hundred times but the college has done **** all
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
Sounds like electronics. All you need to know is the KCL, KVL, V=IR, and P=IV. Once you start throwing in OP amps and micro controllers it gets harder though.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - damping (03/24/2015) [-]
But the madness! Upsets, brackets destroyed!
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