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#1358 to #1337 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
man like what if were all just cornflakes and a bowl of milk is like the world

yooooo
#1359 to #1358 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
But how can milk be real if cows aren't real
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
how can we be cereal then if no milk?

yooooo
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Maybe we arent cereal
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
but what if were cereal bars?

the wrapper is the world
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Man can you remember those frosties cereal bars with the white chocolate/milky stuff on the bottom, those were the ******* bomb
+
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I still get those *******
User avatar #1365 to #1364 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
They dont sell them at my shops anymore
I ******* bet Ranjeet has been taking them all and eating them himself
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
****** ranjeet what a cunt

User avatar #1367 to #1366 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Ill bribe the local chavs with cheap cider and fags to break his legs
User avatar #1368 to #1367 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Give them a lonsdale jacket and they will kill anyone for you
#1369 to #1368 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
mfw I give them a lonsdale jacket
#1370 to #1369 - turtletroll ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Remember that guy who won the lottery and called himself the "king of chavs"

Looks like you have competition
#1371 to #1370 - theturtletrolley (4 hours ago) [-]
The dude that bought like 18 gold chains? Ill buy him some Frosty Jacks and well be sorted
The dude that bought like 18 gold chains? Ill buy him some Frosty Jacks and well be sorted
User avatar #1372 to #1371 - turtletroll ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Funny thing is that hes broke

He spent all his money in a few years
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - turtletroll ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Well you're the new king of chavs.

You could probably put your own tax on them but they wouldn't pay it.

Basically all you got is a army of pissed retards in trackies
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - theturtletrolley (4 hours ago) [-]
Where abouts in England are you from? Ill get them to protect you
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - turtletroll ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
lancashire

I'm surrounded by them already so no need
#1338 to #1337 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
fag
fag
#1340 to #1339 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't ask you to appreciate it

fag
#1341 to #1340 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Thats okay bby I still love you
Thats okay bby I still love you
#1342 to #1341 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Who doesn't
Who doesn't
#1343 to #1342 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Your parents
Your parents
#1345 to #1344 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
It says here youre a faggot
#1346 to #1345 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
fuk u sayin m8
#1347 to #1346 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Saying you a pussy ass bitch
#1351 to #1350 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
You never treat me like a pretty princess anymore
#1352 to #1351 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
cus yo ass aint pretty
cus yo ass aint pretty
#1353 to #1352 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
Thats not wot ur mum sed last nite m9   
#rekt
Thats not wot ur mum sed last nite m9
#rekt
#1354 to #1353 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
thats wat ur mum sed last nite m800   
   
chek urself b4 u rek urself
thats wat ur mum sed last nite m800

chek urself b4 u rek urself
#1355 to #1354 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]

"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8.
m8
#1356 to #1355 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
well..

youre a fag

dont forget to eat your brektfast
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - theturtletrolley (10/29/2014) [-]
But you are my brektfast bby, ill grab a spoon
#1323 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
perfect picture for you
the TURTLECHAV
User avatar #1336 to #1323 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Not enough striped clothing and no burberry cap

4/10
User avatar #1290 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
here some music for you chavvy

MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer (Video)
User avatar #1335 to #1290 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Heres some music for you germy

I know you like Charlie in the Chocolate factory songs

Primus - "Pure Imagination" (Audio)
User avatar #1313 to #1290 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
But if you're a soviet then you also wont get your german **** fetish porn
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
good, im not into that ********

im more into mutant and alien porn
User avatar #1316 to #1314 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
The soviets wont allow that though
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
only if they find out about it

secret porn is good porn
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Well i'm contacting my contacts in the Kremlin

They're going to know

And also your'e german so of course you love **** porn
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
like soviets will trust teacups after al lthe times mi5 tried infiltrating

they'll just think youre ************ and trying to tap the phone line

and how hard do i have to kick your balls to get you to understand german and east german are different people
User avatar #1320 to #1319 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
But what if i'm actually a soviet?

You're talking to Turtlski Trollokov head of the KGB
User avatar #1321 to #1320 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
a soviet chav?

govno.......
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
All slavs and russians are chavs now because of me

You see them in track suits and squatting everywhere drinking ****** alcohol?

You dont understand kurzey. The soviets are under my thumb and im manipulating them into making the whole word chav
#1324 to #1322 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
**** this world and all the chavs
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
But remember you're a soviet sleeper agent.

You will become a chav whether you like it or not
#1326 to #1325 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
ill kill myself before i become a turtlechav

death before dishonor
User avatar #1327 to #1326 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
You wont be able to do that if I say your wake phrase
User avatar #1328 to #1327 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
implying you'd be my handler

plus brainwashing isnt 100%....theres always flaws wherethe washed kills themselves or breaks out of it

plus im a paranoid mofo....its doubtful anyone could get near me to kidnap me
User avatar #1329 to #1328 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Okay you pushed me to this

I REALLY LOVE THE EMPEROR
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
you uhhh.. "love" him

homo
User avatar #1331 to #1330 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Thats not your phrase?

Those faggot russians cant do anything right
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
**** your corpse god

GLORY TO CHAOS
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
your hate for the emperor is stronger then your brainwashing?

Well you might have won this round but the joke is on you because we gave you the gay gene
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
*rapes the **** out of you*
yes homo
User avatar #1291 to #1290 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
MC Hammer

Why do you do this to my ears
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
would you prefer i play vanilla ice
User avatar #1294 to #1292 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
NO PLEASE

The rap version of justin bieber
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
then listen to ice T
User avatar #1297 to #1295 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Whats so good about ice T

He's Aight
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
*dropkicks you out the door like americans did to brits out of usa*
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey we left of our own accord
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
yeah but i dont want to play the game of being so ******* annoying that you leave on your own

im not a FJ troll
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
"not a troll" Sends me MC Hammer
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
quiet chav
get back in your ghetto
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Quiet.... German

rekt
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
if it wasnt for AMERICA saving your asses....you'd be speaking german

******* REKT
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
That's what you get for siding yourselves with the japanese
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
i blame himmler

that little asswipe must have got the wrong prescription glasses if he thought japanese squiggles were similar to nordic runes and wanted them in the german reich
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Or the japanese just started hanging around you and you all thought it would be awkward to tell them that you didn't like them
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
hell who doesnt like tentacle porn
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Well I suppose the german **** fetish porn gets a bit boring after a while right?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
***** im east german

soviet girl porn FTW
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
But what if the soviet union still exists and they're using that porn to brainwash you into being a sleeper agent?
#1312 to #1311 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
*tiwtches*   
GLORY TO MOTHERLAND!!!!!
*tiwtches*
GLORY TO MOTHERLAND!!!!!
User avatar #1296 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Then why not sell your business and move to america to buy more money?

Or you can invest it. Mr Goldstein of Schluttman Banking says if you take out a loan with 500% and invest it then you can triple your money in no time goy :^)
User avatar #1271 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
You said I couldn't take the tattoo pain

I ******* waltzed through that **** like it was a picnic

hold yo self fool
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
spoken like a true chav
User avatar #1273 to #1272 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Said like a true fag
#rekt m8
User avatar #1274 to #1273 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 82**

turtletrolls IQ
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
**turtletroll rolls 836,326** konradkurzes cholesterol level
#1276 to #1275 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
and i make songs about it

you jelly
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I've seen Rammstein live

You jelly?
User avatar #1278 to #1277 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
meh they arent that great

tell me when youve seen Ozzy live
User avatar #1279 to #1278 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
ive seen black sabbath with ozzy live

Rammstein are the best live band ive ever seen by far
User avatar #1280 to #1279 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
best band....
bet you liked that song where he sung about men getting flesh on flesh
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
"best live band"
User avatar #1282 to #1281 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
better than ozzy....

theres the door, gtfo
User avatar #1283 to #1282 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
They put on a way better show then ozzy

And I dont even love rammstein that much. And im a black sabbath fan
User avatar #1284 to #1283 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
of course a band with more sparkly lights and setting **** on fire would impress the stoner
User avatar #1285 to #1284 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
A ******* FACE MOUNTED FLAME THROWER KURZE

******* FIREWORKS LAUNCHING CROSSBOW

UNHOLY AMOUNTS OF PYRO

THAT LIVE SET
#1286 to #1285 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
turtletroll logic   
   
the music is just there to support the flashy 						****					 in your face
turtletroll logic

the music is just there to support the flashy **** in your face
User avatar #1287 to #1286 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
But they also sound insanely good live

Just see them live and tell me they weren't amazing
User avatar #1288 to #1287 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
well sad problem i dont often have money to throw around for concert tickets...keeping a small business going takes cash
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Why not just buy more money?
User avatar #1293 to #1289 - konradkurze ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
because im not american
User avatar #1235 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
You just think you're better then me dont ya?
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
no not better, just a different type of crazy
User avatar #1237 to #1236 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Well i'm a better kind of crazy then you faggot bich
#1238 to #1237 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
yeah ill admit....youre more crazy than me
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn straight *****

I be so crazy I roll myself up in a blanket and set my self on fire because im dank as ****
User avatar #1240 to #1239 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
i can see it now.....you going to nepal and telling those monks when they set themselves on fire...they forgot the papers before they light up
User avatar #1242 to #1240 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Just found out they did that over some faggy politics or some gay shiet

Those uppity monk cunts need to take life less seriously and chill out more
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah like them killing themselves would make the chinese government care....
******* lol
User avatar #1244 to #1243 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
the chinese government wont care cos theyre blazing me all day 420 smoke turtletroll in a blanket faggit

I already knew about that but gotta keep up my retard stoner fj cred
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
well why else would they do it?

Hell I even threw myself into a cauldron of boiling water so it was like I was in a bong
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Well what goes on in your head which is so much better then that?
#1230 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Picture related.
User avatar #1270 to #1230 - turtletroll ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #1231 to #1230 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Nah m8 il get a g4nj4 l34f on my 4hed
#1227 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #1229 to #1227 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
oxycotton is the only drug in my mind
User avatar #1228 to #1227 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
cocaine is for pussies
#1218 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Yo, I wanna make a blog, what do ya' suggest turtle?
#1219 to #1218 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
I don't even know what i'm going to do in 5 minutes never mind a good idea for a blog
#1220 to #1219 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.     
   
Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit"  and by "little bit" I mean an imperial 						**********					  of acid.
Damn, I was hoping you could bring me more suggestions for things to write about, Schnizzy - not surprisingly - suggested Yidds and race war.

Mean while I was picturing your suggestion would be a bit more like... dropping a "little bit" and by "little bit" I mean an imperial ********** of acid.
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
Well snizel is going to sniz.

You should probably make it about inciting a race war
User avatar #1223 to #1221 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
In response to: www.funnyjunk.com/Or+Snoop+Dog+for+seven+hours/funny-pictures/5288098/131#131

Is my writefaggotry that bad seriously, be honest if it is because people keep telling me I'm good at story telling, but been having my doubts or do you just think it is extremely unlikely Games Workshop would change the fluff in that direction?
User avatar #1224 to #1223 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I don't know if it would be as extreme as all the major marine chapter homeworlds being crushed along with catachan, valhalla etc.

But I could see it being written like that
#1225 to #1224 - caffeinecommissar ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I know, it would be a rather extreme move, I just like to drink coffee made from the tears of upset fan boys.

Anyway, I could see it work with the worlds still being reclaimable but I think I took the whole "make the situation even more hopeless" thing and ran as far away as I possibly could.
User avatar #1226 to #1225 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
I think a good route to go could be something like Terra gets destroyed?

Don't know how but still.

And because the emperors remains are on terra on the golden throne maybe that's what kicks off his rebirth
User avatar #1194 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
seriously Turtlechav

wot u fink of the moozik?
#1215 to #1194 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I fap to this
#1216 to #1215 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
ill let Preed from titan AE **** you
#1217 to #1216 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
gecko foot fetish
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Says he own name
Song about doing a dance?
Song about being yourself and having fun
Kind of rap sings
Female

It's Iggy Azalea in the past
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
fine you win

akk.li/pics/anne.jpg
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
seen that link before

You cant catch me off guard
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
fine
here....ill play you a victory song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
User avatar #1201 to #1200 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like a victory party song

Like something they would play at a Presidential election victory party
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
you like being rickrolled?
User avatar #1203 to #1202 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #1205 to #1204 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't go gay for a turtle
#1207 to #1206 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You saying that you wouldn't?
#1208 to #1207 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
*pours mutagen on that turtle, *
User avatar #1209 to #1208 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
That's me
#1210 to #1209 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
no this is you

crazy ************ obsessed with turtles
#1211 to #1210 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Let me be who I want to be
Let me be who I want to be
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
plus you dont even want to know what id ****
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
You would **** anything
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
***** do i look like ************ ?

i have tight standards just have a fair number of wut the fuqs in there
User avatar #1187 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
hey Turtlechav me old matey

i found a limey song i liked

Betty Boo - Doin' The Do 1990 (HD 1080p) FULL EDIT
#1189 to #1188 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
U GOT A PROBLEM THERE M8EY?
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yh m8 i dont lik ur atityoud
#1192 to #1191 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
yh gigglin at ur mum m8
User avatar #1159 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
turtletrolls getting stoned music

Iron Butterfly - In A Gadda Da Vida (In The Garden Of Eden)
User avatar #1162 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Pink Floyd - Echoes
Tool - The Pot
Sleep - Dopesmoker
Electric Wizard - Dope Throne

Learn your sober privilege
User avatar #1163 to #1162 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
*sets up a pair of concert speakers outside your house and plays lady gaga as loud as i can *
User avatar #1165 to #1163 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
It would've worked if you said *plays country music*
User avatar #1167 to #1166 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You wont tell anyone this is my kryptonite will you?
#1168 to #1167 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i was just gonna go on the forum and tell everyone
i was just gonna go on the forum and tell everyone
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Do that and I will tell everyone yours
#1170 to #1169 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
/\ this guy   
thinks hes got 						****					 on me.....   
   
people on FJ listen to rap alot, i just tune that earbleed out   
   
youve got nothing
/\ this guy
thinks hes got **** on me.....

people on FJ listen to rap alot, i just tune that earbleed out

youve got nothing
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

on repeat. Full blast. Everywhere you go.
User avatar #1184 to #1172 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Still just wondering what you think about it

Their debut is in my top 5 albums of all time
User avatar #1185 to #1184 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ocd stoner is ocd
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
The last thing you could ever say about me is that I have OCD
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
I like that

But you don't understand. You wont be able to drown it out.

Nicki Minaj everwhere you go/
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i can drown it out with hardcore

Ice-T - Ricochet [ Dirty,HD ] + Lyrics !
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Do you like that because you don't have any pre determined ideas going into it because you listened to it when you were younger because it's not that different from a lot of the rap around at that time
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
no because its from a badass who put effort into his music instead of the 90's-2000's oogabooga rap that was just about ******** music out
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
But are you going to tell me you don't love today was a good day by Ice Cube?

That was the **** on GTA SA
User avatar #1179 to #1178 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ice cube was better as an actor than a singer
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
True but still

What about Rage Against the Machine/
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
i think i heard one of their songs...cant remmeber
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
You probably heard Killing in the Name or Wake up

Listen to this **** and tell me what you think. Rap mixed with thrash and punk Rage Against The Machine: Know Your Enemy
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
ahem
MIXED
as in not mainstream oogabooga rap
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Well Wu Tang mixed eastern oriental styles with pianos and turned it into hip hop

And you can't say they all didn't put effort in

A lot of it was bad but you can say the same for every genre of music
User avatar #1164 to #1163 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Just look at her man

Shes one of us
User avatar #1161 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
DO U EVIN W33D
User avatar #1160 to #1159 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
Not a hour long
Not drone music
Not about drugs

1/10
#1156 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm working on something for you atm.
I'm working on something for you atm.
#1132 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Konichiwa Konradkurze-kun
Konichiwa Konradkurze-kun
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
konradkurze senpai why you know notice me?
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
no*
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
possibly because putting the dash made it a new word and didnt notify me
User avatar #1158 to #1135 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
The candy man can
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you telling me you don't check my profile every 27.126 seconds senpai?
#1138 to #1137 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I wont be your turtletroll-kun any more
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*humps the **** out of you*

i didnt want to stalk you turty.......didnt want to be myself creepy to the creepy turtle
#1140 to #1139 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
desu kawaii senpai noticed me.   
   
But if I see you go on snizels profile again I will 						*******					 harvest your spinal fluid
desu kawaii senpai noticed me.

But if I see you go on snizels profile again I will ******* harvest your spinal fluid
User avatar #1141 to #1140 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
but....but....i like teasing the psycho bosnian

hes so easy......
#1142 to #1141 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*le shnizel nodin jif"   
   
I don't want to do it kurzey but I will harvest your spinal fluid. And neither of us want that
*le shnizel nodin jif"

I don't want to do it kurzey but I will harvest your spinal fluid. And neither of us want that
User avatar #1143 to #1142 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*cuts all 4 of your turtle legs off and sells to chinese*

behave or i insert onions up your butt and sell you to china
#1144 to #1143 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
You can't kill me if based snoopdog protects me. 420 blayz et
You can't kill me if based snoopdog protects me. 420 blayz et
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
then we'll bake you into a huge cannabis cookie and sell to california
User avatar #1146 to #1145 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
implyin im not a space cookie
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
*prods your tummy*
idk a bit soggy to be a cookie

more like a brownie...theyre squishy
User avatar #1148 to #1147 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
But that implies im black
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
you racist
#1150 to #1149 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I may be that but atleast im not a ******
User avatar #1153 to #1150 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
im from east germany, we had NO ******* there

plus im a goth,,,the only things black about me are my clothes and hair

*puts a chaos curse on you*
User avatar #1155 to #1153 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
youre a cheeky little chav cunt arent ya
User avatar #1154 to #1153 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Chaos. More like GAYos

amirite
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
aka not michael bay turtle
User avatar #1152 to #1151 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Lets break this down.

Konrad kurze. Kurze. Curze. Curse.

You live in Germany. GERM. Like a virus.

Some would say that black people are viruses.

Some black people practice voodoo.

KonardKurze confirmed to curse funnyjunk with his black voodoo
#1098 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 8**
is turtletroll an emo
#1096 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 5**
is turtletroll a total chav cheeky cunt
User avatar #1099 to #1096 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Told u m8
#1064 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
You're it.
You're it.
#1065 to #1064 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
No you're it
#1066 to #1065 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
You can't just tag me back, that ain't how this 						****					 works yo.
You can't just tag me back, that ain't how this **** works yo.
#1067 to #1066 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Too bad you're it
#1068 to #1067 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
This is why we can't have nice things Turtletroll
This is why we can't have nice things Turtletroll
#1070 to #1068 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Just bring reality into the internet one disappointment at a time
Just bring reality into the internet one disappointment at a time
#1071 to #1070 - whenindoubtsplooge (09/02/2014) [-]
I think we're going to need a third party,  like peanutbitter , to settle this
I think we're going to need a third party, like peanutbitter , to settle this
User avatar #1080 to #1071 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I think we should call Konradkurze in.

What do you think *****
#1082 to #1081 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Doesn't answer the question m8erino
#1083 to #1082 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
what are you trying to sucker me into?
User avatar #1121 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
But it's ours
User avatar #1122 to #1121 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
again
why would you want anything to do with a land of chimps
User avatar #1123 to #1122 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Cheap workers
User avatar #1124 to #1123 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
not really cheap when they steal stuff and cost you money
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Still cheaper then white people.

We have rights and all that bull
User avatar #1126 to #1125 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
you never hired poles have you

cheap HUMAN workers who work hard and are honest
User avatar #1131 to #1126 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
bi polar
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Polish. Honest.

Must be a typo
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I prefer coffee

Its hard to pin down poles. Theyre all polar opposites
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
what do you call a polish person who ***** both guys and girls
#1105 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
When konradkurze comes on my profile and calls me welsh
When konradkurze comes on my profile and calls me welsh
User avatar #1106 to #1105 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
youre fookin welsh

you having a cry ya nancy?
#1107 to #1106 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Why you bully me
User avatar #1108 to #1107 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
oh god, here we go

turtlechav crying hes been triggered
User avatar #1109 to #1108 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I HAVE PTSD FROM UR OPPRESION STOP TRIGGERING ME ITS WORSE THEN SOLDIER PTSD
User avatar #1110 to #1109 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
RAPE


STOP RAPING ME TURTLETROLL
User avatar #1117 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
#Justiceforbritain #arrestindia

We defended ourselves against them and then they kick us out of our home in india
User avatar #1118 to #1117 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
your home?

teacups invaded, enslaved, then imported ******* from africa to breed the indians into retarded black slaves

why the **** would you want to live in a ****** country
User avatar #1119 to #1118 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
No it was ours. We owned it for a bazillion years then dirty indians invaded and kicked us out

Clearly you havent read british propaganda volume 3
User avatar #1120 to #1119 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
there we go again

you taught america "if i think its mine, its mine"
User avatar #1115 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
The indians attacked first.

It was self defence
User avatar #1116 to #1115 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
see thats where your son america gets it from

invade someone and say them defending themselves is the real aggression
User avatar #1111 to #1110 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
YOU SAID RAPE

YOU PUT RAPE IN MY MIND YOU MENTAL RAPIST
User avatar #1112 to #1111 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
CHECK YOUR BRITISH PRIVILEGE.......

YOUR NATION OWNED HALF THE WORLD YOU PRIVILEGED TEACUP
User avatar #1113 to #1112 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
ONLY 30% OF THE WORLD

REMEMBER THE 6GORILION NAZI MAN
User avatar #1114 to #1113 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
british occupy india
kill confirmed 60 million
noone cares

germany occupies europe
blamed for unconfirmed 6 million jews
everyone cries

wut?
User avatar #1084 to #1083 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Just decide who was in the right faggot or else ill cut your hands off
User avatar #1085 to #1084 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
clearly he doesnt know the game rules....you have to say **** like "no backsies" or "cant tag your master" or something.....so technically you were right to tag him back
User avatar #1086 to #1085 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
There we have it whenindoubtsplooge

Thank you based kurze
User avatar #1087 to #1086 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
btw turtlechav

do you have that american dad 'what' pic
#1088 to #1087 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
What pic?
#1091 to #1090 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
here

for giving a goth gif you earn a cookie
User avatar #1103 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I aint I swer down on me mum m8
User avatar #1104 to #1103 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
bollocks
you is a cheeky welsh git
youre a right little nancy boy right out of cardiff
User avatar #1101 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
but im not welsh

i have never though about molesting a sheep
User avatar #1102 to #1101 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Yur a cheeky welsh git, You is
#1097 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Atleast im not a faggy anti nonconformist conformist poser
Atleast im not a faggy anti nonconformist conformist poser
#1100 to #1097 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
is turtletroll a cheeky welsh cunt
#1094 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I don't conform to any group you poserrrr
I don't conform to any group you poserrrr
#1095 to #1094 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
like whatever
youre just conforming to the stereotypical nonconformists
User avatar #1092 to #1091 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
I dont want your cookie you conformist poser
User avatar #1093 to #1092 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
a stoner refusing a cannabis cookie?

....dude
User avatar #1024 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
wake up turtletroll
#1059 to #1024 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But what if they send supplies to the Irish that want out of our paradise?

I have no fear though. For Basil Brush protects. All hail the Brush

User avatar #1060 to #1059 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
irish bomber ftw

teach them bloody brits what for
User avatar #1061 to #1060 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
It worked out so well for them last time
User avatar #1062 to #1061 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
so one irish blows up a dozen or two people....brits say "oh well that didnt work out so well for him"?
User avatar #1069 to #1062 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Admin got scared and gave me my 420 text
#1072 to #1069 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
yfw

"whoa the colors"
User avatar #1073 to #1072 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
It's like yellow. But not
#1074 to #1073 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
you and your melted butter text
User avatar #1075 to #1074 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
more like weed text AMIRITE XdDdD
#1077 to #1076 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
its green like w33d xD fourhundred and twenty blaze it
its green like w33d xD fourhundred and twenty blaze it
#1078 to #1077 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
yfw colored text
#1079 to #1078 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
2 much maryjuweenie
2 much maryjuweenie
User avatar #1063 to #1062 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Well they got pretty rekt last time
User avatar #1039 to #1024 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Wake up konradkurze
#1043 to #1042 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Thank me for saving your life,
Ungrateful ****
User avatar #1045 to #1044 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
How come I didn't get colored text for a 770thumbed comment.

Admin pls
User avatar #1046 to #1045 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
he enjoys watching you suffer
User avatar #1047 to #1046 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
And I thought you were the sadist
User avatar #1048 to #1047 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
its ADMIN
the most evil ************ on FJ
User avatar #1049 to #1048 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
I thought you were Chaos though.

You gonna be out eviled by a administrator?
User avatar #1050 to #1049 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
yeah but im slaaneshi, i take a little pleasure in others suffering then move on to new things

admin is khornate....he enjoys seeing EVERYONE suffer ALL THE TIME
User avatar #1051 to #1050 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
That's false. Admin is the emperor. Absolute power and if you try to speak against him.

BANNED
User avatar #1052 to #1051 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
such rage
he is def a champion of khorne

User avatar #1053 to #1052 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
What if hes a part of the Ecclesiarchy?
User avatar #1054 to #1053 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
then hed be one of those ultra puritans who think not kissing his ass is a sin and sinners must be punished harshly
User avatar #1055 to #1054 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
What if this site helps pay for the North Korean nuclear projects and Admin is Kim Jong Un's number one supporter?

User avatar #1056 to #1055 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
then good....american kids are paying admin to nuke them
User avatar #1057 to #1056 - turtletroll ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
But he might bomb England too ;(

Nothing to worry though. I'm pretty sure they're still figuring out how to use apposable thumbs
User avatar #1058 to #1057 - konradkurze ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
given north korea pretends the soviet union is still around....they might think the UK is still under attack from the IRA and think youre being bombed enough
User avatar #1013 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Konradkurze do you like the misfits?
User avatar #1038 to #1023 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I meant this The Misfits anyway The Misfits - Last Caress
#1015 to #1014 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Gotta love the cheesy music
Gotta love the cheesy music
#1019 to #1015 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
U FUKKEN WOT MATE ILL BASH YE FOOKIN 'EAD IN I SWEAR'N ME MUM

**** ENGLAND, **** IT WITH NUKES
User avatar #1020 to #1019 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Wats ur problem wit the largest empire in the world M8

u jelly m8?
User avatar #1022 to #1020 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
dude, england dropped the ball now nazimerica is #1 imperialist
#1016 to #1015 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#1017 to #1016 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Where did that come from
Where did that come from
User avatar #1018 to #1017 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
konradkurze what was that about
#1021 to #1018 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Dinnae Ye be talking badly o' the Misfits Ya daft wee ********
User avatar #1025 to #1021 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I dinnae talk ***** about et
User avatar #1026 to #1025 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
youre a daft bugger

il bet you havent even listened to Siouxsies music even though shes english
User avatar #1027 to #1026 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
I only listen to underground indie.

Tips scarf
User avatar #1028 to #1027 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
*puts a porkpie hat on your head and a monocle on your eye to make you more british*
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Thank **** .

I turned into a hipster for a minute then. Now i'm back to my good old welfare check taking, burberry cap wearing, adidas tracksuited self. Not a chav though
User avatar #1030 to #1029 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
if you have to keep saying "not a chav" it means yo uare and are just denying it
#1031 to #1030 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
Or that's what I want you to think
Or that's what I want you to think
#994 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
Realizing that konradkurze is a cis white male
User avatar #995 to #994 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
realizing that turtletroll is a cis green male
User avatar #996 to #995 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Implying that im not a fluid gender transpecie transethnic.

I am a multi gender african american turtle and what you just said offended me
User avatar #997 to #996 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
implying that im not a gender neutral slaanesh marine

ill have you know im a gender-x nostraman chaos marine and you offend me with your loyalist propaganda
User avatar #998 to #997 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Chaos marines are known to rape.

Check your privilege
User avatar #999 to #998 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
rape?
i call ******** ...we dont rape mortals....and demon girls rape US
User avatar #1000 to #999 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Implying that men can be raped and womyn can rape?

Everybody is equal except those who are too privileged like yourself
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
.......implying demon women cant rape?

you dont know slaanesh demons do you.....

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User avatar #1002 to #1001 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
please read some feminist ideology and you will open your eyes pig
User avatar #1003 to #1002 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
i know feminist ideology...and the worst cases are not much different than schnizels desired nazi regime

i think the future of feminism will be perfect for him....the return of the nazi reich, and he gets put in a luxurious breeding pen and ***** women all day
#1004 to #1003 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
The only way he's ever going to get laid
#1005 to #1004 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
turtletroll just did a real low blow there
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I always go for the balls

homo
#1008 to #1007 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Good
Good
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Schnizel

come tell this turtle that bosnian white is the master race and his green people are lesser
#1010 to #1009 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
"bosnian master race"
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
#37 - turtletroll ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
Schnizel wat r u saying abowt in Britain m8

Seen it pussy cunt
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