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turtlesanta

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/15/2013
Location:Belgium
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 9242 total,  10152 ,  910
Comment Thumbs: 1776 total,  1889 ,  113
Content Level Progress: 34% (34/100)
Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 172 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:549010
Times Content Favorited:423 times
Total Comments Made:274
FJ Points:8449
Favorite Tags: fun (6) | Hitler (6) | gun (5) | car (4) | Football (4) | funny (4) | nigger (4) | sex (4) | america (3) | Beer (3) | claus (3) | game (3) | Santa (3) | Tree (3) | Year (3) | 2014 (2) | a (2) | admin (2) | Army (2) | ASS (2)
Turtles are awesome, santa claus is the best!

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    'MURICA! 'MURICA!
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    Santa cookies. Santa cookies.
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latest user's comments

#2609 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 05/04/2016 on Hot Girl Roll Scavenger Hunt 0
#124 - Picture 04/14/2016 on Can you 1 up them FJ? +1
#13 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 04/09/2016 on Screwed 0
#20 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 04/08/2016 on my friends 0
#13 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Top Gear Megacomp +61
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#56 - oranyonereally (03/28/2016) [-]
Clarkson:what are you doing?
Hammond:filling the towers with jet fuel
Clarkson: why?
Hammond: so they melt when the plane hits
Clarkson: why would the towers melt?
Hammond: because i've filled them with jet fuel
Clarkson: but the towers are made of steel beams and steel beams don't melt when plane's crash into them. Just a "boof", OK? Just a "boof". But please don't go mad.
Hammond: no

User avatar
#48 - superflyingcookie (03/28/2016) [-]
MoHammond
#26 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
HAMMOND!
#21 - Cultural enrichment. 03/27/2016 on Turks riot in Germany +3
#6 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Germany: rape = legal if u... +32
#55 - notmadguy (03/28/2016) [-]
**notmadguy used "*roll picture*"**
**notmadguy rolled image**
#7 - funnyhard (03/27/2016) [-]
#51 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Lindt is Swiss not German
#71 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**: When you dont get the joke
#97 - strangesir (03/28/2016) [-]
I... oh... oh no...
#1324 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 03/15/2016 on Roll Scavenger Hunt +1
#408 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 03/12/2016 on Let's protest, *roll for... 0
#1400 - **turtlesanta used "*roll picture*"** **turtlesanta rolled … 03/08/2016 on *roll* for your new parents 0