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Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
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    Fuck all the shits. Fuck all the shits.
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#210 - **turtlejoe rolls 8** Is OP a faggot? 02/20/2012 on Rape Ball 0
#273 - My hamper would burn with the power of a thousand suns. 02/20/2012 on inconspicuous title +5
#162 - **turtlejoe rolls 97** 02/18/2012 on Im in -4
#149 - **turtlejoe rolls 60** 02/18/2012 on shit 0
#168 - What the fuck, bro? 02/18/2012 on Valentine Rage :D 0
#103 - His mentor was Raj Al Ghul.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2012 on Just follow the steps ! +18
#290 - finsmcculloch (02/18/2012) [-]
His name was Ra's al Ghul, and he was one of Batman's biggest enemies. He was his mentor of sorts in Batman Begins, but that's about it.
#7 - washington  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2012 on turtlejoe's profile 0
User avatar #8 - ordinarycitizen (02/16/2012) [-]
oh. thats cool.i ride in nyc
#90 - ==== 02/14/2012 on Shitty Jokes 0
#130 - Comment deleted 02/13/2012 on Notch is with us 0
#5 - Yes, sometimes.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2012 on turtlejoe's profile 0
User avatar #6 - ordinarycitizen (02/16/2012) [-]
in what state?

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User avatar #8 - ordinarycitizen (02/16/2012) [-]
oh. thats cool.i ride in nyc
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User avatar #4 - ordinarycitizen (02/13/2012) [-]
do you ride scooters?
User avatar #5 to #4 - turtlejoe (02/13/2012) [-]
Yes, sometimes.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ordinarycitizen (02/16/2012) [-]
in what state?

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User avatar #8 to #7 - ordinarycitizen (02/16/2012) [-]
oh. thats cool.i ride in nyc
#1 - xXthabeastXx (01/18/2012) [-]
Hey bro, I'm the guy that gave you shit about your comment and started ranting about not being Jesus... I really just wanna say that I'm honestly sorry. I know what it's like to be the outspoken kid. The kid that really can't find anyone to connect with... To be really honest, I'm on the same train tracks you are with just a three year difference in departure time. So listen, don't let anyone on here or in real life get you down. You're just trying to fit in, but what you need to know is that if you aren't yourself, you will never feel truly welcome with whatever crowd you you fall in with. But hey, I got a proposition for ya. How 'bout I be your online confidant. If you ever have any problems, message me on here and we can talk it out. And don't worry, I'm no pedophile looking for some kid on the web. I just wanna help you bro. You don't have to accept, just keep in mind that there is someone that you can tell anything to because, fuck it right? I don't know you in real life so it won't affect you in any negative way. But if you don't need anyone now, just hit me up if you ever feel in need of a bro. So from one young-oldRon Paul hater to another, peace.
User avatar #2 to #1 - turtlejoe (01/20/2012) [-]
This gave me a feel. The only reason I do fit in at school is because of my "sense of humor" my only true friends are the guys (and gals) who like me for who I am. And I know this sounds like ranty bullshit, but man oh man. I hate having to hang out with people who I feel are younger than me. You know? That's why I try to fit in with the older kids (most of my good pals are older than me.)
User avatar #3 to #2 - xXthabeastXx (01/24/2012) [-]
I understand bro. I was the exact same way, but it does get better. I promise :)

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