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Date Signed Up:9/11/2012
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#73 - we don't think poorly of you because you think you are right a… 5 hours ago on I really did! +4
#7 - "CAUSE THIS IS THRIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEER!!!" 03/04/2015 on #NoFilter +2
#5 - see tarantulas are actually pretty chill of spiders for what e…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Spiders +296
User avatar #109 - fukkendragonite (14 hours ago) [-]
You'd still absolutely shit yourself if you found one in your house randomly.
User avatar #99 - harbingerwolf (14 hours ago) [-]
Indian ornamental tarantula's would like a word with you.
Seriously they are hyper fucks, imagine a giant ass tarantula with venom nasty enough to cause permanent joint stiffness but with the near teleporting agility of a huntsman spider.
#42 - prancingkid (18 hours ago) [-]
You can find out how dangerous a spider based on it's morphology, Trapdoor spiders hide underground so you won't see them till it's too late. Tarantulas are ground walkers, along with using their physical size they are capable of projecting irritating hairs from it's backside (using it's back legs to flick them at ya soft spots). Orb weavers are pretty interesting, they usually have much larger butts then eyes or fangs and they spin fantastical webs and catch surprisingly large prey (Monolith Birdkiller being the biggest). My faviorite though are Jumping spiders, just because they have large, forward facing eyes and that makes them more human. They still have eight of them, but like human vision, their largest eyes face forward for binocular vision.

User avatar #111 - EdwardNigma (14 hours ago) [-]
I desire pictures of Monolith Birdkiller spiders because google gave me nothing.
#114 - anonexplains (13 hours ago) [-]
I don't know if it's the right spider, but I found the picture of this huge apparently bird eating one
#45 - ThekidsTEN (17 hours ago) [-]
Wolf spiders are the best. Them and those jumping guys. I have one in an old ring box, living in my bathroom.They keep out the bugs, and sometimes they play with me.
#21 - anonexplains (22 hours ago) [-]
ahem Sydney funnel web spider
#30 - anonexplains (19 hours ago) [-]
Is not a tarantula.
#6 - thereapercraft (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah like this little ass.
User avatar #66 - shadowkingdr (15 hours ago) [-]
jumpers are just tiny tarantulas because of theire maneuverability they give equal fucks
#197 - lovot (11 hours ago) [-]
The jumping spiders are probably the most harmless, easily identified type of spider around.
#211 - thereapercraft (7 hours ago) [-]
what about daddy longlegs I know they aren't spiders but everybody recognizes them as one
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (8 new replies) 03/02/2015 on what do you like to play -5
#33 - noseses (03/02/2015) [-]
Then watch as it gets thumbed up and you dont
User avatar #76 - juter (03/02/2015) [-]
Is... is that Master Miller?
User avatar #124 - noseses (03/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #179 - juter (03/02/2015) [-]
What is this from I must know
User avatar #180 - noseses (03/02/2015) [-]
1. Find an image
2. Go here: photofunia.com/effects/morning_news
#181 - juter (03/02/2015) [-]
I know but what is the reference? The headlines are all references to something, usually the source material, like this.
User avatar #182 - noseses (03/02/2015) [-]
The mgs ground zeroes demo. The quote specifically comes from the part that takes place after the game portion is complete in which big boss of mgs 2 is tasked with rescuing Paz and Chico. It's revealed that Paz has a bomb inside of her after which, Miller overplays the quote heavily.
User avatar #31 - xalbobx (03/02/2015) [-]
Dude you can't just "log in to claim this as mine" it just makes you look like a fucking idiot, since there is no way to prove it was actually you, so just realize you fucked up and move on.
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#412 - the only way i know how, with dank memes 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins 0
#84 - oddly enough cats along with alot of other carnivores can't ta… 02/25/2015 on Spoiled beazts 0
#43 - see what bothers me is that marge does have the right sided, w… 02/24/2015 on Simpsons in real life 0
#28 - why the **** was marge driving a car with the dri…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Simpsons in real life 0
User avatar #29 - wilburn (02/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #43 - turopiyox (02/24/2015) [-]
see what bothers me is that marge does have the right sided, while homer still has the left sided. so unless marge buys her groceries by driving a week trip in some boat/car that goes to britain, some shit don't add up.
User avatar #40 - thevaulthunter (02/24/2015) [-]
Does all of europe do that, or just England?
#41 - wilburn (02/24/2015) [-]
red is left side drivers, blue is right side drivers

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