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Date Signed Up:11/29/2010
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2116
Comment Ranking:#14024
Highest Content Rank:#1975
Highest Comment Rank:#3153
Content Thumbs: 7060 total,  8248 ,  1188
Comment Thumbs: 3855 total,  6015 ,  2160
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 168 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 75% (75/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:4
Content Views:264229
Times Content Favorited:405 times
Total Comments Made:1218
FJ Points:2664

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latest user's comments

#22 - are that dudes cosplaying girls or just ugly girls? 14 hours ago on On the hunt +3
#44 - honey is bee spit  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2016 on Sweet Sweet Honey 0
#69 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
bee vomit to be more precise
the nectar and pollen and shit they collect from flowers get processed inside a special stomach and then is vomited into honeycomb
after a while that vomit turns into honey (there are still some processes running for some time while it's already out of the bee)
#97 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
and i still enjoy it as much as i ever have
#47 - baronvonhuckle (07/10/2016) [-]
Cool.
#42 - Picture 07/04/2016 on fazbear is for hug not fug +5
#38 - Picture 07/04/2016 on This is totally not good +7
#92 - delicious with enough condensed milk end sugar! 06/18/2016 on Anon is mysterious 0
#7 - **turian used "*roll picture*"** **turian rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2016 on Behind the Gif Comp 02 +2
#11 - gawddammitbawby (06/01/2016) [-]
#6 - new ghost in the shell looks good 05/13/2016 on Decades 0
#2042 - **turian used "*roll picture*"** **turian rolled image ** 05/12/2016 on All winners chosen 0
#46 - dont worry friend. most of these are fake. woman dont …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2016 on Husbando n Wifeo +6
#90 - tehavatar (04/18/2016) [-]
*women I have been with were cunts
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#84 - jeffdabuffalo (04/18/2016) [-]
I'm engaged and can say that sometimes, yes they do work this way.
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#49 - thescyle (04/18/2016) [-]
most woman dont work that way. Some do. or rather most of them do, once they feel that you wont run away if they get freaky with you.

The thing is, girls will never start something freaky. Or like you for being freaky. you have to be normal with them cant believe I am saying that on FJ. That is basically where 99% of all robots fail already. Me included way to often and then slowly get freakier. She will test you, do weird things. You will not be warned or told before how to react, but she will expect you to react perfectly to it. If you somehow manage to read her mind and do it, then it can happen that you get a scenario like these.
Rare, but possible
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2016 on /v/ finds out friend... +1
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#19 - vortexrain (04/10/2016) [-]
This is my greatest fear; that I get married, have kids, and no longer have time for vidya. I've been playing since third grade, and I don't want to give up such a large part of my life.
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