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#81 - Wat.gif  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#87 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
You jelly?
User avatar #88 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
i not mad
i confooz
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
#79 - Russia. 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#78 - SKIP THE FIRST STEP 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -2
#77 - For the seperation of Religion and government, have you ACTUAL…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#90 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
wrong. the original reason for the colonies of britain and france was to exploit the geography of the location and create plantations and silver/gold mines so that countries from the old world like french and britain could get rich.
User avatar #93 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im talking why america was made, not why the colonies where lol, 2 different topics
#98 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
america was not made for the separation of religion and government, it was made so the protestants and other christians could practice their religions and impose it. Ever heard of the salem witch trials?
User avatar #115 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
lrn2history
User avatar #114 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Ever hear of New Jerusalism?
i didn't think so, it is the world super power known as the united states of america
#76 - MY UPBRINGING IS PURE WHITE, AMERICAN BLOOD 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#74 - NO U 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#73 - LOVE LOVE? 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -2
#72 - LUCKY ***** 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#71 - ment to type "other" oops 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#68 - I AM A WHITE, SOPHISTICATED AMERICAN, WITH A PURE BLOODLINE TH… 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -6
#64 - IM ALL THE WAY UP IN DELAWARE AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#67 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LUCKY FUCKY
#63 - cool story bro 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#60 - KILL ALL YOUR LOCAL MEXICANS AND LOWER MULTICULTURES IN AMERICA  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#70 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
lower? list the lower ones
User avatar #71 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
ment to type "other" oops
#59 - ITS FALLING BECAUSE OF MULTICULTURALISM, DONT YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#69 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
hey your right FUCK THEM NIGGERS IN OUR FUCKIN COUNTRY IM A GO POST ALL OVER FRONT PAGE ABOUT GETTIN RID OF NIGGA'S MAYBE WE CAN FUCKING GET RID OF NIGGA'S EVERYWHERE IMA GO AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND TRY TO GET RID OF THE NIGGA'S WE HAVE HERE THEN MAYBE WE CAN START THE NIGGER PURIFYING PROCESS IN AMERICA
#75 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
WE CAN TAKE THE MEXICANS OUT AS WELL, BUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS ROUND ALL OF THEM UP AND PUT EM IN THE GHETTOES, SO WE KNOW WHERE ALL OF THEM ARE. THEN WE SHOULD MAKE EM ALL WORK OFF THEIR SHIT UNTIL THEY CAN'T WORK ANYMORE AND DIE SO AT LEAST THEY'RE USEFUL FOR SHIT-WORK. WE CAN USE EM TO BURN THE OTHER NIGGERS TOO SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GET OUR HANDS DIRTY GET THE FUCKING NIGGERS AND PUT EM INTO CAMPS UNTIL THEY DIE
#80 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
THEN WE SHOULD START MOVING ON TO OTHER COUNTRIES, POLAND SHOULD BE FIRST I HEARD THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF NIGGERS IN POLAND, WE SHOULD ALLY WITH OTHER COUNTRIES WITHOUT NIGGERS LIKE RUSSIA AND ITALY, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND PURIFY IT FROM NIGGERS AND EVENTUALLY ALL MINORITIES
User avatar #81 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Wat.gif
#87 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
You jelly?
User avatar #88 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
i not mad
i confooz
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
User avatar #78 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
SKIP THE FIRST STEP
User avatar #73 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LOVE LOVE?
#57 - OW DARE YOU INSULT THE PRESIDENT OF THIS GREAT NATION  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#92 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
whoa are you saying obama is not muslim, christian, black, white,african, or american?
User avatar #118 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
you racist fuck
#54 - WE HAVE MOVED PAST THOSE DARK TIMES, NOW WE ARE THE PRIMARY RA…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#56 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
china's economy is rising, america's economy is falling... its just a matter of time before we're fucked you know
User avatar #59 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
ITS FALLING BECAUSE OF MULTICULTURALISM, DONT YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING
#69 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
hey your right FUCK THEM NIGGERS IN OUR FUCKIN COUNTRY IM A GO POST ALL OVER FRONT PAGE ABOUT GETTIN RID OF NIGGA'S MAYBE WE CAN FUCKING GET RID OF NIGGA'S EVERYWHERE IMA GO AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND TRY TO GET RID OF THE NIGGA'S WE HAVE HERE THEN MAYBE WE CAN START THE NIGGER PURIFYING PROCESS IN AMERICA
#75 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
WE CAN TAKE THE MEXICANS OUT AS WELL, BUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS ROUND ALL OF THEM UP AND PUT EM IN THE GHETTOES, SO WE KNOW WHERE ALL OF THEM ARE. THEN WE SHOULD MAKE EM ALL WORK OFF THEIR SHIT UNTIL THEY CAN'T WORK ANYMORE AND DIE SO AT LEAST THEY'RE USEFUL FOR SHIT-WORK. WE CAN USE EM TO BURN THE OTHER NIGGERS TOO SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GET OUR HANDS DIRTY GET THE FUCKING NIGGERS AND PUT EM INTO CAMPS UNTIL THEY DIE
#80 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
THEN WE SHOULD START MOVING ON TO OTHER COUNTRIES, POLAND SHOULD BE FIRST I HEARD THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF NIGGERS IN POLAND, WE SHOULD ALLY WITH OTHER COUNTRIES WITHOUT NIGGERS LIKE RUSSIA AND ITALY, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND PURIFY IT FROM NIGGERS AND EVENTUALLY ALL MINORITIES
User avatar #81 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Wat.gif
#87 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
You jelly?
User avatar #88 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
i not mad
i confooz
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
User avatar #78 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
SKIP THE FIRST STEP
User avatar #73 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LOVE LOVE?
#53 - lol finally someone realizes and doesnt just react like an idi…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#61 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #64 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
IM ALL THE WAY UP IN DELAWARE AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
#67 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LUCKY FUCKY
#58 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
what are you trying to make a point? you fail op
User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
KILL ALL YOUR LOCAL MEXICANS AND LOWER MULTICULTURES IN AMERICA
#70 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
lower? list the lower ones
User avatar #71 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
ment to type "other" oops
#104 - WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PREVIOUS COMMENT YOU HAVE J… 02/11/2011 on WAT -2
#49 - I TRY TO SAVE YOU AND OUR GREAT WHITE COUNTRY FROM MULTICULTUR… 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -7
#47 - thats was wrong, i can admit that 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#46 - what does my fathers penis have to do with saving the wo…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#52 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
it made you and did you know that whites were sold as slaves?
User avatar #54 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
WE HAVE MOVED PAST THOSE DARK TIMES, NOW WE ARE THE PRIMARY RACE ON EARTH, DOMINATING OVER ALL, AT LEAST BEFORE ALL THIS MULTICULTURALISM RUINS AMERICAN AND ITS WHITE GLORY
#56 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
china's economy is rising, america's economy is falling... its just a matter of time before we're fucked you know
User avatar #59 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
ITS FALLING BECAUSE OF MULTICULTURALISM, DONT YOU SEE WHAT I AM SAYING
#69 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
hey your right FUCK THEM NIGGERS IN OUR FUCKIN COUNTRY IM A GO POST ALL OVER FRONT PAGE ABOUT GETTIN RID OF NIGGA'S MAYBE WE CAN FUCKING GET RID OF NIGGA'S EVERYWHERE IMA GO AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND TRY TO GET RID OF THE NIGGA'S WE HAVE HERE THEN MAYBE WE CAN START THE NIGGER PURIFYING PROCESS IN AMERICA
#75 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
WE CAN TAKE THE MEXICANS OUT AS WELL, BUT WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS ROUND ALL OF THEM UP AND PUT EM IN THE GHETTOES, SO WE KNOW WHERE ALL OF THEM ARE. THEN WE SHOULD MAKE EM ALL WORK OFF THEIR SHIT UNTIL THEY CAN'T WORK ANYMORE AND DIE SO AT LEAST THEY'RE USEFUL FOR SHIT-WORK. WE CAN USE EM TO BURN THE OTHER NIGGERS TOO SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GET OUR HANDS DIRTY GET THE FUCKING NIGGERS AND PUT EM INTO CAMPS UNTIL THEY DIE
#80 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
THEN WE SHOULD START MOVING ON TO OTHER COUNTRIES, POLAND SHOULD BE FIRST I HEARD THAT THERE ARE LOTS OF NIGGERS IN POLAND, WE SHOULD ALLY WITH OTHER COUNTRIES WITHOUT NIGGERS LIKE RUSSIA AND ITALY, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND PURIFY IT FROM NIGGERS AND EVENTUALLY ALL MINORITIES
User avatar #81 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Wat.gif
#87 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
You jelly?
User avatar #88 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
i not mad
i confooz
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:
#91 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
User avatar #78 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
SKIP THE FIRST STEP
User avatar #73 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LOVE LOVE?
#45 - lol u mad bro  [+] (10 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#51 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
lol finally someone realizes and doesnt just react like an idiot, who could be this racist against blacks, BUT THOSE DIRTY MEXICANS ARE WHAT HAVE RUINED AMERICAN IF NOT THE WORLD
#61 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #64 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
IM ALL THE WAY UP IN DELAWARE AND THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
#67 - EFGTellsTheTruth has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
LUCKY FUCKY
#58 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
what are you trying to make a point? you fail op
User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
KILL ALL YOUR LOCAL MEXICANS AND LOWER MULTICULTURES IN AMERICA
#70 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
lower? list the lower ones
User avatar #71 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
ment to type "other" oops
#44 - *NATIVE AMERICANS YOU RACIST **** 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#42 - THEY WHERE TO BE USED FOR THE BUILDING OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#50 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
why the fuck do you think this country was made? to make fucking money for the british
User avatar #77 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
For the seperation of Religion and government, have you ACTUALLY read the constitution or Decleration of independance?
#90 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
wrong. the original reason for the colonies of britain and france was to exploit the geography of the location and create plantations and silver/gold mines so that countries from the old world like french and britain could get rich.
User avatar #93 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im talking why america was made, not why the colonies where lol, 2 different topics
#98 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
america was not made for the separation of religion and government, it was made so the protestants and other christians could practice their religions and impose it. Ever heard of the salem witch trials?
User avatar #115 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
lrn2history
User avatar #114 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Ever hear of New Jerusalism?
i didn't think so, it is the world super power known as the united states of america
#39 - DISGUSTING PROPOGANDA THAT HAS BEEN POLLUTING OUR NEWS, CULTUR…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#48 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
yo you know what other countries are pure white? none of em
User avatar #79 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Russia.
User avatar #66 - sallysaurusrex (02/11/2011) [-]
Russia is. Im very serious.
#85 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
look how Russia is doing
User avatar #96 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
A GREAT WHITE EMPIRE, THAT IS RECOUPERATING FROM ITS LOSS.
IT HAS MORE LAND THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH.
IT IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA ONCE MULTICULTURALISM IS SOLVED.
User avatar #95 - sallysaurusrex (02/11/2011) [-]
World super power. Your point is?
#100 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
former world super power
User avatar #107 - sallysaurusrex (02/11/2011) [-]
Russia is the most powerful country. military wise. Their army has over triple American's army. I still don't get where you are getting at. Russia is on top of the world.
#102 - Womens Study Major (02/11/2011) [-]
and first to embrace communism. you want america to become a communist country?
User avatar #111 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
It is for the good of the Pure White Bloodline
User avatar #105 - sallysaurusrex (02/11/2011) [-]
yes

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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