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#2020 - Stay away from him, he is my love you slutty bitch.  [+] (23 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
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User avatar #2022 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
Bitch, stay away form him or you will have to deal with the god damn consenquences, dont think you can say you have no idea you whore, you know exactly what im talking about
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User avatar #2024 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
What did i just say you stupid cunt
dont try to play it off like you have
no idea what im talking about you
have been messing with my man
#2026 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2028 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
Do you fucking understand yet?
STAY AWAY FROM HIM YOU FUCKING SLUTTY BITCH!
#2027 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
#2029 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2030 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
will do if you stay away from my man
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User avatar #2033 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
see comment 2075
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User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#687 - hey sexy  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2011 on EmperorColo's profile 0
User avatar #692 - EmperorColo (02/22/2011) [-]
Hi gorgeous, what's cookin?
#19 - Comment deleted 02/20/2011 on Yeah, im british. 0
#50 - Comment deleted 02/16/2011 on RA RA AH AH AH ROMA MA GAGA... 0
#37 - Comment deleted 02/15/2011 on RA RA AH AH AH ROMA MA GAGA... 0
#146 - I know, i can't believe you have come to my profile and wasted…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -2
User avatar #148 - stickdudes (02/13/2011) [-]
i saw it in newest uploads
#23 - lovelove? 02/12/2011 on I nearly felt bad for this +2
#143 - 98% of /b/'s trolls would piss on this guy if they had the chance XD 02/12/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#142 - not kkk just heavily against multiculturalism in america 02/12/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#141 - COME AT ME BRO 02/12/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -2
#140 - >back jat >fj genisis cool story bro 02/12/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -2
#134 - You are the type of people who reject my attempts to show you … 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -6
#133 - I've been on fj for years, up until mid 2010 i was a reguler, …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
User avatar #139 - cph (02/12/2011) [-]
bitch you are in no position to back jat i am a fucking fj veteran i was here in the time of fj genesis
User avatar #145 - stickdudes (02/12/2011) [-]
me too i just didnt make my account until last summer
User avatar #140 - turdmonkey (02/12/2011) [-]
>back jat
>fj genisis
cool story bro
#118 - you racist **** 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#117 - stop bullying me 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -6
#116 - stop trolling me 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -5
#115 - lrn2history 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#114 - Ever hear of New Jerusalism? i didn't think so, it is the w… 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#111 - It is for the good of the Pure White Bloodline 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#106 - NO U 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -7
#103 - COOL STORY BRO i know all about the holocaust it is what… 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#96 - A GREAT WHITE EMPIRE, THAT IS RECOUPERATING FROM ITS LOSS. … 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#93 - im talking why america was made, not why the colonies where lo…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -4
#98 - anonymous (02/11/2011) [-]
america was not made for the separation of religion and government, it was made so the protestants and other christians could practice their religions and impose it. Ever heard of the salem witch trials?
User avatar #115 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
lrn2history
User avatar #114 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
Ever hear of New Jerusalism?
i didn't think so, it is the world super power known as the united states of america
#89 - im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
#91 - anonymous (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
#88 - i not mad i confooz  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2011 on SHOWS HOW POOR THOSE DIRTY... -3
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
im so confused i might be mad but not even know it D:
#91 - anonymous (02/11/2011) [-]
holocaust look it up
User avatar #103 - turdmonkey (02/11/2011) [-]
COOL STORY BRO
i know all about the holocaust
it is what has inspired me
if you look past hitler's actions, and looked at his goals for a buetifal world
you might be able to see the truth like me
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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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