Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

turdmonkey    

Rank #17296 on Subscribers
turdmonkey Avatar Level 170 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Offline
Send mail to turdmonkey Block turdmonkey Invite turdmonkey to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
Last Login:11/27/2013
Location:RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 30 total,  260 ,  230
Comment Thumbs: 709 total,  2261 ,  1552
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 170 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 171 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:4
Content Views:4045
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:1628
FJ Points:-524
its fucking wackyjack how do you not know me

latest user's comments

#2071 - come at me bro  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2076 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
u know what no,
User avatar #2078 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
kbye
User avatar #2083 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #2085 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
why are you so mean
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2069 - D:  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2074 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2079 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #2077 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
what?
#2080 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2082 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
now i appear to be the confused one
#2066 - 3. mmhm ;)  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2068 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
im not gay dumbass, now tell me who is it or im force to expose my anger side
User avatar #2071 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
User avatar #2076 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
u know what no,
User avatar #2078 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
kbye
User avatar #2083 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #2085 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
why are you so mean
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2064 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GETTING UP WITH MY MAN 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2063 - you, come at me bro 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2062 - wat  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2059 - SHE MESSED WITH MY MAN does slut work then? cau…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2065 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2073 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
#2057 - anything? i think trying to steal my man is something  [+] (7 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2061 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2069 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
D:
#2074 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2079 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #2077 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
what?
#2080 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2082 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
now i appear to be the confused one
#2055 - lolk 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2052 - 1. she has been messing with my man 2. k 3. bisexual  [+] (14 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2058 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
1. oh for god sake,stop being a whore and tell me. who the fuck is your man
2.k
3.ya but your leaning towards men
User avatar #2066 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
3. mmhm ;)
User avatar #2068 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
im not gay dumbass, now tell me who is it or im force to expose my anger side
User avatar #2071 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
User avatar #2076 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
u know what no,
User avatar #2078 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
kbye
User avatar #2083 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #2085 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
why are you so mean
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2049 - who the fuck is that  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2051 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2055 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
lolk
#2047 - she's been fucking with my man, wouldn't you be pissed if a gu…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2054 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2059 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
SHE
MESSED
WITH
MY
MAN
does slut work then? cause she fits that too
#2065 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2073 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
#2050 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2064 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
GETTING UP WITH MY MAN
#2044 - she has fucked up avatar is Yes Man from f:nv im a he  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2048 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
1. who are u talking about
2.ok
3.so your gay
User avatar #2052 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
1. she has been messing with my man
2. k
3. bisexual
User avatar #2058 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
1. oh for god sake,stop being a whore and tell me. who the fuck is your man
2.k
3.ya but your leaning towards men
User avatar #2066 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
3. mmhm ;)
User avatar #2068 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
im not gay dumbass, now tell me who is it or im force to expose my anger side
User avatar #2071 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
User avatar #2076 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
u know what no,
User avatar #2078 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
kbye
User avatar #2083 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #2085 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
why are you so mean
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2042 - your blind, son  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2043 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2049 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the fuck is that
#2051 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2055 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
lolk
#2041 - you homophobic bitch  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2038 - I've seen the whore with my man with my own eyes or at leas…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2040 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2042 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
your blind, son
#2043 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2049 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the fuck is that
#2051 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2055 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
lolk
#2036 - http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/16664638/#c2075 dumbass  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2033 - see comment 2075  [+] (12 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2035 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2031 - i know why you don't know what man im talking about, because y…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2045 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2047 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she's been fucking with my man, wouldn't you be pissed if a guy fucked with your girl?
#2054 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2059 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
SHE
MESSED
WITH
MY
MAN
does slut work then? cause she fits that too
#2065 - Mcchrolo has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2073 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
come at me bro
#2050 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2064 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
GETTING UP WITH MY MAN
#2034 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2038 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
I've seen the whore with my man with my own eyes
or at least her practicly saying "fuck me" by flirting so much
#2040 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2042 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
your blind, son
#2043 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2049 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the fuck is that
#2051 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2055 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
lolk
#2030 - will do if you stay away from my man  [+] (14 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2032 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2033 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
see comment 2075
#2035 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2028 - Do you fucking understand yet? STAY AWAY FROM HIM YOU FUCKI… 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2027 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2029 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2030 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
will do if you stay away from my man
#2032 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2033 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
see comment 2075
#2035 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2025 - i read your description if you wanna communicate more do it, j… 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2024 - What did i just say you stupid cunt dont try to play it off…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2026 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2028 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
Do you fucking understand yet?
STAY AWAY FROM HIM YOU FUCKING SLUTTY BITCH!
#2027 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
#2029 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2030 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
will do if you stay away from my man
#2032 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2033 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
see comment 2075
#2035 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2022 - Bitch, stay away form him or you will have to deal with the go…  [+] (21 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2023 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2024 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
What did i just say you stupid cunt
dont try to play it off like you have
no idea what im talking about you
have been messing with my man
#2026 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2028 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
Do you fucking understand yet?
STAY AWAY FROM HIM YOU FUCKING SLUTTY BITCH!
#2027 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
#2029 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2030 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
will do if you stay away from my man
#2032 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2033 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
see comment 2075
#2035 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2039 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2041 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic bitch
#2056 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2063 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you, come at me bro
User avatar #2053 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
stay the fuck away from that bitch and this bitch, they are both my bitches, so GTFO you bitch
User avatar #2062 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
wat
User avatar #2072 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
Amina will not fuck with your imaginary man
User avatar #2067 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
you fucking heard me
User avatar #2075 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
who the hell are you
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
 Friends (0)