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Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
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#199 - lol'ing hard at newfaggotry 04/12/2011 on madjunglefever's profile 0
#27 - PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2011 on TigerWoods's profile 0
User avatar #28 - TigerWoods (04/12/2011) [-]
D:
also xat has been not working for me for weeks. solikeyeah
#13 - *********** 04/09/2011 on scruffypuppy's profile 0
#49 - >fj folder dude wat 03/08/2011 on Acrylic's FJ Folder Pt. 2 0
#483 - Comment deleted 03/07/2011 on How bad is it? 0
#12 - PISS 03/04/2011 on Heroin +1
#1331 - ^this 02/28/2011 on Y U STILL COMMENTING ON DIS? 0
#1329 - you are the underage infidel >:l 02/28/2011 on Y U STILL COMMENTING ON DIS? -2
#171 - unban me you ****** 02/27/2011 on cmm's profile 0
#13 - lol 02/27/2011 on MasterZii's profile 0
#11 - >removed from your friends list who teh **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2011 on MasterZii's profile 0
User avatar #12 - MasterZii (02/26/2011) [-]
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw your profile.
I thought, who the fuck is that?
* Remove from friends list*
User avatar #13 - turdmonkey (02/27/2011) [-]
lol
#2117 - >:D 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2113 - yep  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2114 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>:P
User avatar #2117 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>:D
#2109 - >wouldnt matter anybody your  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2111 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>matter, anybody (there happy)
User avatar #2113 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #2114 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>:P
User avatar #2117 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>:D
#2105 - >who man rather perfer other people than you  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2107 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
yes if what u say is true, it wouldnt matter anybody your close with will leave u
User avatar #2109 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>wouldnt matter anybody your
User avatar #2111 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>matter, anybody (there happy)
User avatar #2113 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #2114 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>:P
User avatar #2117 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>:D
#2103 - you homophobic ass hole  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2104 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
and your a stupid gay cunt, who man rather perfer other people then you, in fact go back to sleeping with you parents because thats the only time u every get near a girl or guys parts, you whore
User avatar #2105 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>who man rather perfer other people than you
User avatar #2107 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
yes if what u say is true, it wouldnt matter anybody your close with will leave u
User avatar #2109 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>wouldnt matter anybody your
User avatar #2111 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>matter, anybody (there happy)
User avatar #2113 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #2114 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>:P
User avatar #2117 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>:D
#2101 - calling me the whore when she was the slut messing with my man  [+] (10 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2102 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
your just some gay fag
User avatar #2103 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you homophobic ass hole
User avatar #2104 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
and your a stupid gay cunt, who man rather perfer other people then you, in fact go back to sleeping with you parents because thats the only time u every get near a girl or guys parts, you whore
User avatar #2105 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>who man rather perfer other people than you
User avatar #2107 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
yes if what u say is true, it wouldnt matter anybody your close with will leave u
User avatar #2109 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>wouldnt matter anybody your
User avatar #2111 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>matter, anybody (there happy)
User avatar #2113 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
yep
User avatar #2114 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
>:P
User avatar #2117 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
>:D
#2095 - she'll think twice before messing with my man  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2090 - you have damaged my mental stability  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2085 - why are you so mean  [+] (6 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2082 - now i appear to be the confused one 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2078 - kbye  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2083 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
fag
User avatar #2085 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
why are you so mean
User avatar #2087 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
hey u started
User avatar #2090 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
you have damaged my mental stability
User avatar #2092 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
good now u think twice about calling one of my friends a cunt
User avatar #2095 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
she'll think twice before messing with my man
User avatar #2100 - theguyunderyourbed (02/22/2011) [-]
for god sake u fucking bitch, who is your man
#2097 - Amina has deleted their comment.
#2077 - what?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
#2080 - Amina has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2082 - turdmonkey (02/22/2011) [-]
now i appear to be the confused one
#2075 - who the hell are you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0
User avatar #2134 - uberteddy (02/22/2011) [-]
first tell me who your butt buddy is.
#2073 - come at me bro 02/22/2011 on Amina's profile 0

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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