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turdmonkey

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
Last Login:11/27/2013
Location:RIVERSIDE MOTHERFUCKERS
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 31 total,  261 ,  230
Comment Thumbs: 709 total,  2261 ,  1552
Content Level Progress: 57.62% (34/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 170 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 171 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:4
Content Views:5236
Times Content Favorited:10 times
Total Comments Made:1628
FJ Points:-524
its fucking wackyjack how do you not know me

latest user's comments

#2 - dear god i lol'd 08/29/2011 on Be useful -1
#1 - CALCIUM HOT DAMN 08/21/2011 on Animal Crackers +1
#364 - **** you 06/23/2011 on You got Human -3
#209 - No, just a very girly male :3  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2011 on That's not my name! 0
#211 - John Cena (06/09/2011) [-]
im a very boy-like female :P i say "screw all this girly crap, what the hell is pink? WTF I'd rather play video games -_-" lol
#1376 - oh look a cancerous piece of **** 06/06/2011 on TheGryphon's profile 0
#10 - agreed 06/06/2011 on Reddit, Bitch! 0
#8 - I'm more of a /b/tard  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2011 on Reddit, Bitch! 0
#9 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
well this thread is getting annoying...lets just agree r.eddit sucks
User avatar #10 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
agreed
#6 - I don't use fags , probaly never will, and i would prove my p…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/06/2011 on Reddit, Bitch! 0
#7 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
no...just no and im not a 12 year old kid...but i admit i may be a idiot but still u seem like a lame ass funnyjunker...
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
I'm more of a /b/tard
#9 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
well this thread is getting annoying...lets just agree r.eddit sucks
User avatar #10 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
agreed
#4 - wow you're open minded aren't you  [+] (14 new replies) 06/06/2011 on Reddit, Bitch! 0
#5 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
if ur gonna stick up for r.eddit then gtfo of funnyjunk and join the fags ur speaking like ur one of them and u sound like one of them as well...
User avatar #12 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
oh i see so your not allowed to like 2 websites...
User avatar #13 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
do u even know wut reddit is? and pretty much all funnyjunk hates reddit...
User avatar #14 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
yes i know what it is. and so i guess im suppose to go with the crowd then. and if funnyjunk hates reddit so much why does it take everything from it. i dont hate reddit but i dont like it. /b/ is where its at
User avatar #15 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
i dont fucking care wut u like or dont like its ur fucking choice
User avatar #16 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
then whyd you get mad when i said your not allowed to like 2 websites
User avatar #17 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
i didnt say ur not allowed to like websites dumbass...
User avatar #18 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
well theres no point in arguing with 12 year olds so cya
User avatar #19 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
ur calling me 12...wow thats ur best excuse just because u cant think of a good comeback...
User avatar #6 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
I don't use fags, probaly never will, and i would prove my point if you were not a 12 year old idiot with some kind of patriotic illusion for this site that you have. it just shows how stupid you are and that you cannot see other opinions with a second term-end-peer, or without your ignorance.
#7 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
no...just no and im not a 12 year old kid...but i admit i may be a idiot but still u seem like a lame ass funnyjunker...
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
I'm more of a /b/tard
#9 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
well this thread is getting annoying...lets just agree r.eddit sucks
User avatar #10 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
agreed
#2 - thoughi like fj more, fj stole this stuff as well. it is v…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/06/2011 on Reddit, Bitch! +1
#3 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
User avatar #4 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
wow you're open minded aren't you
#5 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
if ur gonna stick up for r.eddit then gtfo of funnyjunk and join the fags ur speaking like ur one of them and u sound like one of them as well...
User avatar #12 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
oh i see so your not allowed to like 2 websites...
User avatar #13 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
do u even know wut reddit is? and pretty much all funnyjunk hates reddit...
User avatar #14 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
yes i know what it is. and so i guess im suppose to go with the crowd then. and if funnyjunk hates reddit so much why does it take everything from it. i dont hate reddit but i dont like it. /b/ is where its at
User avatar #15 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
i dont fucking care wut u like or dont like its ur fucking choice
User avatar #16 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
then whyd you get mad when i said your not allowed to like 2 websites
User avatar #17 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
i didnt say ur not allowed to like websites dumbass...
User avatar #18 - MrDrProfessor (06/08/2011) [-]
well theres no point in arguing with 12 year olds so cya
User avatar #19 - toxicnachos (06/08/2011) [-]
ur calling me 12...wow thats ur best excuse just because u cant think of a good comeback...
User avatar #6 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
I don't use fags, probaly never will, and i would prove my point if you were not a 12 year old idiot with some kind of patriotic illusion for this site that you have. it just shows how stupid you are and that you cannot see other opinions with a second term-end-peer, or without your ignorance.
#7 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
no...just no and im not a 12 year old kid...but i admit i may be a idiot but still u seem like a lame ass funnyjunker...
User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
I'm more of a /b/tard
#9 - toxicnachos (06/06/2011) [-]
well this thread is getting annoying...lets just agree r.eddit sucks
User avatar #10 - turdmonkey (06/06/2011) [-]
agreed
#82 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2011 on Then and Now +1
#94 - bigbaddrag Comment deleted by turdmonkey
#200 - sameseys  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2011 on That's not my name! 0
User avatar #204 - Sevy (06/06/2011) [-]
Are you a girl? Doubt it
User avatar #209 - turdmonkey (06/07/2011) [-]
No, just a very girly male :3
#211 - John Cena (06/09/2011) [-]
im a very boy-like female :P i say "screw all this girly crap, what the hell is pink? WTF I'd rather play video games -_-" lol
#6 - WHO PLANTED THIS FAGGOT TREE 05/20/2011 on Minecraft Spa 0
#1 - DONT MAKE ME LICK YOUR ANUS TO SHREDS ******  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2011 on colonelkorn's profile 0
#2 - colonelkorn (05/21/2011) [-]
#1 - **** BLANK SPACE 04/28/2011 on XD +2
#97 - Ryan Herpaderp = me 04/28/2011 on TigerWoods's profile 0
#5 - me because of yes man?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on devilsisland's profile 0
#6 - devilsisland (04/28/2011) [-]
Awww yeee
#62 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2011 on No more bowls +1
#81 - sharknik Comment deleted by turdmonkey
#771 - ^this 04/23/2011 on Endless Video Game Cycle 0
#16 - PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS 04/16/2011 on scruffypuppy's profile 0
#15 - Comment deleted 04/16/2011 on scruffypuppy's profile 0
#14 - Comment deleted 04/16/2011 on scruffypuppy's profile 0
#51 - the old one 04/16/2011 on TigerWoods's profile 0
#2 - i still have nightmares about cazadores though :(  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2011 on 2 bullets +1
#3 - backspaceman (04/13/2011) [-]
amen
#215 - who the **** 04/12/2011 on madjunglefever's profile 0
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User avatar #3 - PieKingPro (04/16/2015) [-]
at
User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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