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#227 - is this a raid?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2010 on Omegle -1
User avatar #228 - turdmonkey (06/18/2010) [-]
who cares lets do eet
#115 - i can imagine him coming to the site trying to thumb something… 06/17/2010 on Message From Admin +7
#88 - **turdmonkey rolls 292,394,466** silly super man your not th… 06/17/2010 on SO Very True -1
#119 - i thought i was the only one (high five) 06/17/2010 on 5 things you always did 0
#108 - **turdmonkey rolls 40** doubles or 27 and i fap 06/17/2010 on Message From Admin +1
#1057 - backwards so i will post my number backwards 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail +1
#1055 - **turdmonkey rolls 31** 13 and i go on 4chan and post my pho…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail 0
User avatar #1057 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
backwards so i will post my number backwards
#1056 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2010) [-]
Close enough!
#1044 - **turdmonkey rolls 889,313,375** :( I GIVE UP  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail -1
User avatar #1054 - Deadline (06/17/2010) [-]
you have a 13 in your number, but you chose not to say 13 and fap...
User avatar #1065 - LittleMissDucky (06/17/2010) [-]
you have 13 and doubles lol
#1042 - **turdmonkey rolls 45** 13 and fap  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail -1
User avatar #1044 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 889,313,375**
:( I GIVE UP
User avatar #1054 - Deadline (06/17/2010) [-]
you have a 13 in your number, but you chose not to say 13 and fap...
User avatar #1065 - LittleMissDucky (06/17/2010) [-]
you have 13 and doubles lol
#1041 - **turdmonkey rolls 19** doubles and fap  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail -1
User avatar #1042 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 45** 13 and fap
User avatar #1044 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 889,313,375**
:( I GIVE UP
User avatar #1054 - Deadline (06/17/2010) [-]
you have a 13 in your number, but you chose not to say 13 and fap...
User avatar #1065 - LittleMissDucky (06/17/2010) [-]
you have 13 and doubles lol
#1039 - **turdmonkey rolls 58** doubles or 13 and i go fap  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail -1
User avatar #1041 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 19** doubles and fap
User avatar #1042 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 45** 13 and fap
User avatar #1044 - turdmonkey (06/17/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 889,313,375**
:( I GIVE UP
User avatar #1054 - Deadline (06/17/2010) [-]
you have a 13 in your number, but you chose not to say 13 and fap...
User avatar #1065 - LittleMissDucky (06/17/2010) [-]
you have 13 and doubles lol
#1034 - **turdmonkey rolls 25** I SWEAR UPON PAZUZU THIS IS … 06/17/2010 on Roll Fail -1
#18 - ......... 06/17/2010 on Will you teach me? +2
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2010 on Unban Raid Legion! +1
#21 - ChronicM (06/17/2010) [-]
Go fuck yourself.
You don't know her.
#13 - its superfast for me  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2010 on Slower than ever? -5
User avatar #33 - HeGivesMeCrabs (06/18/2010) [-]
you're the designer's bitch, no one gives a fuck what you say.
#105 - part it down the middle i mean 06/16/2010 on supersparta's profile 0
#104 - so i heard you have long hair and part it to the side, so do i :D  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2010 on supersparta's profile 0
User avatar #105 - turdmonkey (06/16/2010) [-]
part it down the middle i mean
#15 - keep it at 0 06/16/2010 on THUMBS DOWn HISTORY! -4
#348 - your not human  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2010 on BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ -2
User avatar #350 - newie (06/16/2010) [-]
i just dont have my tv on that loud
#6 - REPOST REPOST REPOST 06/16/2010 on funny junk meme -2
#342 - **turdmonkey rolls 13** 06/16/2010 on Awesome faces -2
#341 - **turdmonkey rolls 81** my face right now  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2010 on Awesome faces -2
User avatar #342 - turdmonkey (06/16/2010) [-]
**turdmonkey rolls 13**
#8 - wait what 06/16/2010 on Bacon Sammich -2
#19 - go to a web site with bacon already on it lol 06/15/2010 on Bacon Lulz -2
#3 - that would be akward for me lol  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2010 on Bacon Sammich -1
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User avatar #8 - turdmonkey (06/16/2010) [-]
wait what

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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