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Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
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#97 - ********** icebear ********** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2012 on IceBearJudgesYou's profile 0
User avatar #98 - IceBearJudgesYou (07/06/2012) [-]
icebear up in this bitch.
#1015 - i remember you mah *****  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Jameshaich's profile 0
#1016 - Jameshaich (07/06/2012) [-]
Holy fuck
I remem-
I remembers you
Mah nigga
User avatar #1017 - turdmonkey (07/06/2012) [-]
its like im really
time traveling
User avatar #1018 - Jameshaich (07/06/2012) [-]
Nigga where did you go?
User avatar #1019 - turdmonkey (07/06/2012) [-]
IIIRC i stopped being an active fj user during the des shitstorm
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User avatar #5462 - airguitar (07/06/2012) [-]
Lol did you come back to post on a bunch of people's profiles?
User avatar #5463 - turdmonkey (07/07/2012) [-]
yaes
User avatar #5464 - airguitar (07/09/2012) [-]
You're the one who is dead then broooo
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A little bit.
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nou
User avatar #201 - turdmonkey (12/09/2011) [-]
well fuck your shit then
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User avatar #1174 - EmperorColo (11/29/2011) [-]
Overran by children and people with the intelligence of children :l

We live in an unfortunate world.
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That's pretty fucked up man.
User avatar #1851 - thaniam (08/30/2011) [-]
WASTING MONEY?? are you a heartless bitch or what?
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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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