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Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
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#9 - <--- this type of style is much easier 07/24/2010 on FJ CAPTION CONTEST -1
#44 - FJ IAS DEAD SO I WILL NOT PARTICAPATRE  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2010 on Dance Par tay +2
#60 - EeveeMaster (07/23/2010) [-]
GOOD BYE BUTT MUNCH
User avatar #88 - ILoveFurries (07/23/2010) [-]
You're profile pic makes this funnier. :D
#120 - EeveeMaster (07/23/2010) [-]
I AM YELLING AT THIS PARTY
#284 - Agreed. 07/22/2010 on Have you ever Part 2 0
#251 - **** it all! 07/22/2010 on made my day 0
#222 - NO IM THE GOD DAMN BAT MaN  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on Batman at funeral 0
#234 - DrOctogonopuss (07/22/2010) [-]
SHOOP DEE WHOOP!
#11 - i got all except the black guy, who dat  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2010 on Maplestory Famous people of FJ 0
#12 - ThreePenisWine (07/22/2010) [-]
Squiggly
#14 - i don't even know what me gusta means and its still funny  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2010 on Me Gusta pt. 2 (Timmy) -2
#18 - anonymous (07/21/2010) [-]
It means i like
User avatar #15 - AdamAcev (07/21/2010) [-]
I like (:
#20 - Ninjababies (07/21/2010) [-]
in mexican
#24 - did anyone notice he said the in the consenquences part becaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2010 on The Cyber Police -1
User avatar #34 - stuckinapool (07/20/2010) [-]
but...he does say that in the video...
#25 - BruceNorris (07/20/2010) [-]
Okay.
#456 - Comment deleted 07/20/2010 on 4chan scares me +1
#455 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2010 on 4chan scares me +1
#456 - turdmonkey Comment deleted by turdmonkey
#1248 - i sent 8 large cheese pizzas with tomatoes from pats pizza 07/19/2010 on how 4chan fucked up an 11... 0
#123 - i read that to the beat of remember the name  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2010 on under my umbrerra -3
#141 - FTWTF (07/19/2010) [-]
and why is that, the song was obviously supposed to be to the tune of umberella
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User avatar #124 - LarryPlatt (07/18/2010) [-]
*facepalm*
#1 - i liek the description 07/18/2010 on Pick Up Lines +11
#19 - http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/405274/How+i+killed+J…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2010 on you're welcome -2
#20 - zix (07/18/2010) [-]
punchlines are different
#18 - DSEND DID IT FIRST, BITCH i'll post link soon  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2010 on you're welcome -2
#20 - zix (07/18/2010) [-]
punchlines are different
#20 - RL is not trolls, if you didn't know that, gtfo out rl  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2010 on Damnit, Nommas 0
User avatar #59 - Xedan (07/18/2010) [-]
actually, RL trolls and is made of trolls. they put use to every sense of the word.
#24 - Monoxide (07/17/2010) [-]
Excuse me

We troll. I didn't mean We ARE trolls.
#465 - made in 2001 you lying ******** sickle 07/17/2010 on UNBELIEVABLE MINDFUCK +1
#11 - **** YOU YOU'RE COMICS ARE AWESOME 07/17/2010 on Important Message 0
#7 - thats badass 07/15/2010 on new avatar +2
#10 - a blind african child who is starving and doesn't know english… 07/14/2010 on FUnnie dis tiem! +4
#343 - CHUCK NORRIS > BILLY MAYS > MR. T  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2010 on Breaking up +9
#381 - SpeedRacist (07/14/2010) [-]
very close good sir; but it's:

Clint Eastwood > Chuck Norris > Billy Mays > Taco Bell Chihuahua > Mr. T
User avatar #345 - matstripe (07/14/2010) [-]
billy mays with kick there ass`s
#29 - some of these pics now a days........  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2010 on FJ NEWS (please read) +2
User avatar #30 - AdamAcev (07/13/2010) [-]
i know right?
#1 - i wish they all died in that ******* incinerator  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2010 on To Story 3 -1
#2 - mattlaramie (07/13/2010) [-]
I wish you died in that Incinerator
#41 - delete your original account and this account you're obviously… 07/13/2010 on My rant 2 0
#16 - irony their name is tap i'd tap it 07/13/2010 on Teens. . . AGAINST PR0N? +11

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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