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#217 - then you are me 09/15/2010 on MW2 0
#213 - if you play cod instead of tf2 kill yourself  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2010 on MW2 +1
User avatar #214 - ningyoaijin (09/15/2010) [-]
What if you play neither, like any sane person? Or alternatively a person who can't afford TF2.
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User avatar #246 - ningyoaijin (09/16/2010) [-]
It's over 20 pounds here (Why the arsing hell is the pound sign an invalid character? Fuck knows...) Also both of my parents were made redundant and their redundancy hasn't come through yet, and the dole office completely screwed everything up causing neither of my parents to have had any income at all for the past month or so.
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User avatar #249 - ningyoaijin (09/17/2010) [-]
I would rather be poor than live in America -_-
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User avatar #217 - turdmonkey (09/15/2010) [-]
then you are me
#283 - they're taking turns buddy 09/15/2010 on Buttsecks? -2
#194 - No, U. 09/15/2010 on Invite 10 Year Olds To Your... -5
#186 - STOLEN FROM  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2010 on Invite 10 Year Olds To Your... -5
User avatar #191 - EndlessTerminus (09/15/2010) [-]
Fuck you
User avatar #194 - turdmonkey (09/15/2010) [-]
No, U.
#8 - lol'd 09/14/2010 on No friends? +1
#271 - so you like 4chan? 09/12/2010 on FunnyJunk Boom de Yada -3
#1781 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/939202/BABY+FUCK+BABY+FUUUUCK/ 09/07/2010 on 10,000 Subs 0
#250 - http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/939202/BABY+FUCK+BABY+FUU…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2010 on Kid Calls 911 for help with... -4
#271 - DakotaXV (09/07/2010) [-]
lol flagged
User avatar #285 - turiel (09/07/2010) [-]
Flagging works! It was gone when I looked... though I don't know what it was...
#284 - ILIKPI (09/07/2010) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #289 - DakotaXV (09/07/2010) [-]
Porn on the sfw side of FJ
#293 - ILIKPI (09/07/2010) [-]
dont tell me.... CP?
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User avatar #2 - Jboi (08/06/2010) [-]
uhhhh yeah i made the not funny designer one... along with the divide by zero inception... and others of that sort... got reset :(
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#3 - RykenX (08/06/2010) [-]
I just like putting my friends in my comic without telling them.
#59 - I WILL SURVIVE 08/06/2010 on Dear FunnyJunk +1
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#28 - i liek carrots 07/24/2010 on Twilight causes Vegetables -3
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#1020 - lol im wackjack27 07/24/2010 on Dance Par tay +1
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#494 - Thedarkhearted (07/24/2010) [-]
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User avatar #482 - dockoty (07/24/2010) [-]
MY EYEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did you cange the link?
#485 - sdsupersteve (07/24/2010) [-]
wha t h3 said
User avatar #486 - dockoty (07/24/2010) [-]
what? I can't understand that.
#516 - sdsupersteve (07/24/2010) [-]
what h3 said my "e" k3y barley works so bare with me
User avatar #761 - dockoty (07/24/2010) [-]
WTF are you saying?
#765 - sdsupersteve (07/24/2010) [-]
MY EYEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats what im sayyingdamn3t
User avatar #766 - dockoty (07/24/2010) [-]
Drugs: super effective O_O
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#492 - MrDictator (07/24/2010) [-]
I just died a little inside. Then I got some lemonade....
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User avatar #483 - dockoty (07/24/2010) [-]
LOL
#479 - Monoxide (07/24/2010) [-]
xD NICE!!!
#951 - GET THE HELL IN HERE FJ 07/24/2010 on Dance Par tay -12

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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