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Date Signed Up:3/06/2010
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#70 - >you a such a YOU ******* IDIOT I'VE MUR…  [+] (23 new replies) 02/07/2011 on WAT -2
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User avatar #73 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
STOP YELLING YOU
BULLY
User avatar #74 - stickdudes (02/08/2011) [-]
ur the unfunny racist
User avatar #75 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
STOP HARASSING ME
YOU DONT NEED TO
POST DISCRIMINATIVE
,MEAN, AND OVERALL
HORRIBLE COMMENTS
ON ALL OF MY POSTS
JUST BECAUSE YOU
ARE INFECTED WITH
THE AIDS VIRUS
#76 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS FOREVER UNREVERSABLE
LOLUMADBRO,BROUMAD,WHYYOUSOMAD
#81 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - turdmonkey (02/09/2011) [-]
just turned 18, im actually over 18 unlike 98% of underageb& on this site
#84 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #85 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
and? your name is TylorFTW who gives a shit
User avatar #86 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
more mature than ur name
User avatar #87 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
originally supposed to be a trolling account, main account dun goof'd, this became my main.
and your comment is an opinion
User avatar #88 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
lol,its funny how you u thumbed me down signed out and thumbed me down again as anon. u r pathetic
User avatar #95 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
YOUR CALLING ME PATHETIC WHEN YOUR THE DUMBFUCK WHO ARE SAYING "u r" INSTEAD OF YOU - FUCKING - ARE, LIKE A INTELLIGENT, WHITE HUMAN
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
>signed out
i did thumb you down, but i stayed logged in the entire time lol, was probaly PieKingPro that thumbed you down
User avatar #90 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
i didnt know u had friends, how much do u pay them
User avatar #91 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
i pay them to keep me on one side
and the dirty, petrid, disgusting other races on another
User avatar #92 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
wow dude, did ur parents rape u wen u were a kid
User avatar #102 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
im full, got about 50 replies from YOU ONLY on my 3 pics, dumbass
User avatar #101 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
im done feeding u trolls
User avatar #97 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
>stole them
YOU RACIST FUCK YOU CANT STEAL
PEOPLE ARE YOU IMPLYING THEY'RE A THING??? YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
PROTIP: Blacks are human BUT SMELLY DISGUSTING MEXICANS LIKE YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
User avatar #96 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
u r such a piece of human scum. wut kind of person is this racist. its ok to tell a racist joke now and again but dude. wuts the difference if there skin is another color. and i dont see why u rip on black people wen white people stole them and took them to america, its not there fault.
User avatar #93 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
only my fathers
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#68 - I HAVE DELETED AND BLOCKED THE POSTER OF COMMENT #66 FOR HERASSMENT  [+] (25 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
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User avatar #70 - turdmonkey (02/07/2011) [-]
>you a such a
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
I'VE MURDERED SMARTER HOOKERS THAN YOU
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User avatar #73 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
STOP YELLING YOU
BULLY
User avatar #74 - stickdudes (02/08/2011) [-]
ur the unfunny racist
User avatar #75 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
STOP HARASSING ME
YOU DONT NEED TO
POST DISCRIMINATIVE
,MEAN, AND OVERALL
HORRIBLE COMMENTS
ON ALL OF MY POSTS
JUST BECAUSE YOU
ARE INFECTED WITH
THE AIDS VIRUS
#76 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #78 - turdmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
CAPS LOCK IS FOREVER UNREVERSABLE
LOLUMADBRO,BROUMAD,WHYYOUSOMAD
#81 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - turdmonkey (02/09/2011) [-]
just turned 18, im actually over 18 unlike 98% of underageb& on this site
#84 - TylorFTW has deleted their comment.
User avatar #85 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
and? your name is TylorFTW who gives a shit
User avatar #86 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
more mature than ur name
User avatar #87 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
originally supposed to be a trolling account, main account dun goof'd, this became my main.
and your comment is an opinion
User avatar #88 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
lol,its funny how you u thumbed me down signed out and thumbed me down again as anon. u r pathetic
User avatar #95 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
YOUR CALLING ME PATHETIC WHEN YOUR THE DUMBFUCK WHO ARE SAYING "u r" INSTEAD OF YOU - FUCKING - ARE, LIKE A INTELLIGENT, WHITE HUMAN
User avatar #89 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
>signed out
i did thumb you down, but i stayed logged in the entire time lol, was probaly PieKingPro that thumbed you down
User avatar #90 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
i didnt know u had friends, how much do u pay them
User avatar #91 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
i pay them to keep me on one side
and the dirty, petrid, disgusting other races on another
User avatar #92 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
wow dude, did ur parents rape u wen u were a kid
User avatar #102 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
im full, got about 50 replies from YOU ONLY on my 3 pics, dumbass
User avatar #101 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
im done feeding u trolls
User avatar #97 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
>stole them
YOU RACIST FUCK YOU CANT STEAL
PEOPLE ARE YOU IMPLYING THEY'RE A THING??? YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY
PROTIP: Blacks are human BUT SMELLY DISGUSTING MEXICANS LIKE YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
User avatar #96 - stickdudes (02/10/2011) [-]
u r such a piece of human scum. wut kind of person is this racist. its ok to tell a racist joke now and again but dude. wuts the difference if there skin is another color. and i dont see why u rip on black people wen white people stole them and took them to america, its not there fault.
User avatar #93 - turdmonkey (02/10/2011) [-]
only my fathers
#67 - WHY'D YOU STOP FAGGOT ARE YOU SCARED N SOME **** … 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
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#62 - 25 DOLLERS? WAT A WASTE OF ******* MONEYYOU ID… 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
#60 - TRUE DAT *************  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -4
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User avatar #62 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
25 DOLLERS?
WAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEYYOU IDIOT
YOU DONT NEED TO GRADEN SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY
COVER IT WITH MONEY AND THEN ITS ALREADY GREEN
MEXICANS ARE OUT OF PRECESS AND READY TO BE EXTERMANATED
#58 - AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD MEXICAN  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
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User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
TRUE DAT NIGGGGJAAAAAA
#61 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
25 DOLLERS?
WAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEYYOU IDIOT
YOU DONT NEED TO GRADEN SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY
COVER IT WITH MONEY AND THEN ITS ALREADY GREEN
MEXICANS ARE OUT OF PRECESS AND READY TO BE EXTERMANATED
#56 - WELL THEY AINT YOU UNFUNNY ****  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
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User avatar #58 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD
MEXICAN
#59 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
TRUE DAT NIGGGGJAAAAAA
#61 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
25 DOLLERS?
WAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEYYOU IDIOT
YOU DONT NEED TO GRADEN SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY
COVER IT WITH MONEY AND THEN ITS ALREADY GREEN
MEXICANS ARE OUT OF PRECESS AND READY TO BE EXTERMANATED
#54 - HOW DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME PERVERT  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
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#52 - 1821 > 1318 LRN2COUNT  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
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User avatar #56 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
WELL THEY AINT YOU UNFUNNY FUCK
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User avatar #58 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD
MEXICAN
#59 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
TRUE DAT NIGGGGJAAAAAA
#61 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
25 DOLLERS?
WAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEYYOU IDIOT
YOU DONT NEED TO GRADEN SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY
COVER IT WITH MONEY AND THEN ITS ALREADY GREEN
MEXICANS ARE OUT OF PRECESS AND READY TO BE EXTERMANATED
#50 - **** YOU I ONLY KISS THE ASS OF THE BRITISH 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
#48 - I JUST WANTED TO PLAY NICE.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
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User avatar #54 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
HOW DID YOU GET THAT
PICTURE OF ME PERVERT
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#47 - *1300  [+] (11 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
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User avatar #67 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
WHY'D YOU STOP FAGGOT
ARE YOU SCARED N SOME SHIT
COME AT ME BRO
User avatar #52 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
1821 > 1318
LRN2COUNT
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User avatar #56 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
WELL THEY AINT YOU UNFUNNY FUCK
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User avatar #58 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
AN EYE FOR AN EYE MAKES THE WHOLE WORLD
MEXICAN
#59 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #60 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
TRUE DAT NIGGGGJAAAAAA
#61 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
25 DOLLERS?
WAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEYYOU IDIOT
YOU DONT NEED TO GRADEN SHIT WITH YOUR MONEY
COVER IT WITH MONEY AND THEN ITS ALREADY GREEN
MEXICANS ARE OUT OF PRECESS AND READY TO BE EXTERMANATED
#45 - HOUSE IS FOR DUMB ASS HIPSTERS WHO DONT KNOW **** … 02/06/2011 on WAT -6
#43 - LOVE LOVE?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
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User avatar #50 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
FUCK YOU I ONLY KISS THE ASS OF THE BRITISH
#42 - YOU BULLY  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2011 on WAT -5
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User avatar #48 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
I JUST WANTED
TO PLAY NICE.
#51 - redteam has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - turdmonkey (02/06/2011) [-]
HOW DID YOU GET THAT
PICTURE OF ME PERVERT
#55 - redteam has deleted their comment.

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User avatar #2 - PieKingPro (02/06/2013) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
User avatar #1 - shadowbolt (08/18/2012) [-]
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s. Bean Bag Buccaneers.
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