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turbanmasher

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Date Signed Up:9/10/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1029
Highest Content Rank:#2129
Highest Comment Rank:#1057
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Content Views:93304
Times Content Favorited:78 times
Total Comments Made:1961
FJ Points:6313

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#24 - Can we get a version with travolta in one of the machines? 01/04/2016 on Laundry time gif +1
#57 - Playboy died with the invention of internet porn 01/04/2016 on bro code +27
#39 - Picture 01/04/2016 on /roast me's +8
#50 - If it didn't work would they be giving it to you? 01/04/2016 on "just be yourself bro" 0
#49 - Picture 01/04/2016 on Anons sexy blanket +33
#6 - Too bad she was a ******** and basically killed herself.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Voice Mail +16
#9 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
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Nice spoiler, man!
#18 - newdevyx (01/04/2016) [-]
Don't put your dick in it.
#16 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
It was like 3 seasons ago dude. If you were going to watch it, get on it already.
#17 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Internet age, man. Not everyone sees shows as soon as they come out.
#14 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
Sorry, everyone. That was meant for the show spoiling cunt, turbanmasher.
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#20 - albeit (01/04/2016) [-]
For the love of god WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THE HIDDEN IMAGES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!
#13 - anon (01/04/2016) [-]
#7 - flnonymousseven (01/03/2016) [-]
To bad indeed...
#74 - Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year… 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! 0
#83 - Meanwhile in Canada I drive for 10 hours, I'm not even out of … 01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon +2
#75 - 90.9 a litre, which is cheap nowadays, which makes it 3.44 a g…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Gas at 1.9 cents a gallon +2
#81 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Europe: drive 10 hours, cross 5 countries
US: drive 10 hours, not even out of state
Europe: mass transit utopia
US: what's a bus?
Europe: high value currency + low real estate availability = high price of living
US: moderate value currency + surplus of real estate = low price of living

People in Europe don't need to drive as far as Americans, have more alternative low cost forms of transport, and pay a generally higher cost for all products and services (compensated by higher wages).

Conclusion?

Sucks to be Europoor
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#87 - angelusprimus (01/03/2016) [-]
Russia.
Drive for ten days and you are still to see an inhabited place.
#83 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Meanwhile in Canada I drive for 10 hours, I'm not even out of my driveway.

#19 - Eat nickels, break a world record and become blind. 01/03/2016 on Blinding Yourself +1
#66 - Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! +1
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#65 - Good job, here's your nobel prize in...physiology. 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! +1
#32 - Huh?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! 0
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#35 - skarba (01/03/2016) [-]
Her body is abnormally long.... never seen a body so long bedore.
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you really in mechanical engineering?
#66 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#30 - Mechanical Engineering. Really though I dislike biology, if I …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! +1
#38 - IamPinhead (01/03/2016) [-]
hail HYDRA, brother
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#31 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Serious or just for yuks?
#32 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Huh?
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#35 - skarba (01/03/2016) [-]
Her body is abnormally long.... never seen a body so long bedore.
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you really in mechanical engineering?
#66 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#28 - I dunno, wouldn't mind more pictures of her though..... for science.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! +1
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#29 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What scientific field do you major in?
#30 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering. Really though I dislike biology, if I didn't have a body i wouldn't be interested at all in it.
#38 - IamPinhead (01/03/2016) [-]
hail HYDRA, brother
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#31 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Serious or just for yuks?
#32 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Huh?
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#35 - skarba (01/03/2016) [-]
Her body is abnormally long.... never seen a body so long bedore.
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you really in mechanical engineering?
#66 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#26 - Yea but the curve at the top of the spine should still be there.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! 0
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#27 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe she has her head taken back a little?
#28 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
I dunno, wouldn't mind more pictures of her though..... for science.
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#29 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What scientific field do you major in?
#30 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering. Really though I dislike biology, if I didn't have a body i wouldn't be interested at all in it.
#38 - IamPinhead (01/03/2016) [-]
hail HYDRA, brother
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#31 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Serious or just for yuks?
#32 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Huh?
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#35 - skarba (01/03/2016) [-]
Her body is abnormally long.... never seen a body so long bedore.
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you really in mechanical engineering?
#66 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#3 - Skiing better than when the yeti shows up in SkiFree  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on Seize the moment 0
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#6 - itskennyandjosh (01/03/2016) [-]
I like to ski
I like to ski
I can ski free
I can ski free
I am going down the snow
I don't even...know which i go
??????????????? GO!
I like to ski
I like to-
#24 - Spines are supposed to have curves to them to spread out stress.  [+] (15 new replies) 01/03/2016 on check dis lizard out! 0
#50 - acksl (01/03/2016) [-]
gtfo with your "real spines have curves bullshit"
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#25 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
No shit? She's bending over at a weird angle. It's not like it's physically impossible to have a straight spine.
#26 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Yea but the curve at the top of the spine should still be there.
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#27 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Maybe she has her head taken back a little?
#28 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
I dunno, wouldn't mind more pictures of her though..... for science.
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#29 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
What scientific field do you major in?
#30 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering. Really though I dislike biology, if I didn't have a body i wouldn't be interested at all in it.
#38 - IamPinhead (01/03/2016) [-]
hail HYDRA, brother
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#31 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Serious or just for yuks?
#32 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Huh?
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#35 - skarba (01/03/2016) [-]
Her body is abnormally long.... never seen a body so long bedore.
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#34 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you really in mechanical engineering?
#66 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineering Technology, yes.
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#73 - dajewishmankey (01/03/2016) [-]
Ah, neat.
#74 - turbanmasher (01/03/2016) [-]
Mechanical Engineer, with a 2 year diploma instead of a 4 year bachelors degree.
#27 - Never heard that before, and I played a lot of that game. … 01/03/2016 on How to scare a gamer +4
#18 - Chicks with sticks. 01/03/2016 on Cockpit of expert female pilot +1
#15 - Just tell em you go on FJ, that should let them know you're gay.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Makeup +10
#16 - captainprincess (01/02/2016) [-]
I dont make it hard to figure out
#138 - It's someone's, not "some ones". 01/02/2016 on Ass Blasted 0
#55 - But can it melt steel beams? 01/01/2016 on Lighting up 10,000... 0
#2 - This was as painful as my social life.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on hipsters +35
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#4 - klina (01/02/2016) [-]
literally crying
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#5 - mentlgen (01/02/2016) [-]
you forgot to say xD
#2 - Seriously though I lol'd 01/01/2016 on Anon is a kind guy +13

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