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turbanmasher

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Date Signed Up:9/10/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Comment Ranking:#1029
Highest Content Rank:#2129
Highest Comment Rank:#1057
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Times Content Favorited:78 times
Total Comments Made:1961
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#193 - Can we talk privately? 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#10 - No marriage is just men apologizing.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on feminism +1
#12 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
You're both right, which is mind boggling.
#7 - Like the rest of the U.S.A. JK don't invade me, I don't … 01/05/2016 on America +34
#14 - I put that on my cousins laptop, then put it on standby. When …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Meatspin for vegans +2
#15 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
You're a cheeky one, I'll give you that.
#2 - anon for president.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Not what I expected +9
#29 - thearcher (01/05/2016) [-]
Smelborp for President
#30 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
**turbanmasher rolled user internetexplain ** For president.
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#47 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
nah m8
anon would be a better choice than me
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#3 - mentlgen (01/05/2016) [-]
I don't think I want every faggot in the world to become the leader of the free world...
#177 - Comment deleted 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#175 - Comment deleted 01/05/2016 on Need advice? From a Female?... 0
#10 - Then there's me, sitting around with a 2 year diploma. 01/05/2016 on Haha i don't care 0
#7 - Canadian feminist: Women apologizing on behalf of men.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2016 on feminism 0
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#8 - umbrage (01/05/2016) [-]
no that's called marriage
#10 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
No marriage is just men apologizing.
#12 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
You're both right, which is mind boggling.
#14 - I think I found a nickname for my dick. 01/05/2016 on Small fats? +9
#7 - Isn't an omega more like a lone wolf than alone in a pack?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on How a wolf pack moves 0
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#9 - mortolife (01/05/2016) [-]
An omega would be the absolute bottom rung in the pack. Submissive to all others and lowest priority when food is distributed.
#15 - captainbalu (01/05/2016) [-]
Basically a funnyjunker
#7 - Wish I were you. MET, 24, no job.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Jan 4th 2016 -1
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#15 - postwhatevs (01/05/2016) [-]
How the fuck can you still have access to internet etc without money? I fucking work 40+ hours a week and can barely pay 70% of all my bills each month. Meanwhile theres refugees driving BMW 9 series while I'm hoping for a plane to crashland on me.
#22 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
Crippling debt.
#11 - Nice roll, if you apply it to FJ comments. 01/05/2016 on Sex 0
#9 - The original meatspin:  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Meatspin for vegans 0
#13 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
Didn't know what I was going to see there, not gonna lie. Catchy as fuck though.
#14 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
I put that on my cousins laptop, then put it on standby. When he woke it up you could hear the music, but the lock screen was on so you didn't see the web page. He thought haha you got me. That is until he clicked off the lock screen.....
#15 - ironthrush (01/05/2016) [-]
You're a cheeky one, I'll give you that.
#12 - someoneforamoment (01/05/2016) [-]
If anyone didn't know that they're not telling, apparently.
#3 - Seems legit. 01/05/2016 on trust me 0
#25 - MFW I don't have a job. 01/05/2016 on When You Remember You GoTo... +1
#164 - They just have to repeat it so that moron might understand. 01/05/2016 on Atheism -2
#24 - What he say? ( ******* pussy scared he gonna get thumbed down)  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on That was a bit too... 0
#33 - softlyrustled (01/05/2016) [-]
You aren't wrong.
#29 - chokebee (01/05/2016) [-]
"Sex. Sex never changes."
-softlyrustled
#19 - Better than my engineering class. like 25 guys and 2 chicks. 01/05/2016 on Best thing ever +6
#47 - About once an episode.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on When I first saw kpop +4
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#58 - halor (01/05/2016) [-]
a bit less often than that
#79 - I can't remember the exact figure, I just remember that it was… 01/05/2016 on (untitled) 0
#64 - Yea they dropped the ball with the story in Fo4. The gam…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on BoS be like 0
#66 - ellojello (01/05/2016) [-]
That's my hope, which is why I've stopped playing until then. And yeah, I loved the game, I'm level 80ish. Put an embarrassing number of hours into that game. The story was really great until the end quarter too, I'm real salty about the complete failure of the writing staff to come up with good ending options.
#49 - I would've liked more options. I would've liked to have…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on BoS be like 0
#51 - ellojello (01/05/2016) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Even if they didn't reveal themselves to the overall population they could at least do some shadow government shit. And, I know I've already said it but I'm pissed and saying it again, either questline puts you in charge of the respective organisation. If they all like and trust you that much to lead the whole damn groups, you think you arrange a peaceful co-existence. Plus the institute has fucking teleporters. What military leaded (or anyone for that matter) sees teleporter technology and goes "Eh, yeah, fuck it. We can just blow that up. We certainly don't need that"
#64 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
Yea they dropped the ball with the story in Fo4. The game mechanics were awesome though, I enjoyed the power armour, crafting, and armour and weapon customization aspects. Maybe they'll come out with dlc that improves the story and rpgs elements.
#66 - ellojello (01/05/2016) [-]
That's my hope, which is why I've stopped playing until then. And yeah, I loved the game, I'm level 80ish. Put an embarrassing number of hours into that game. The story was really great until the end quarter too, I'm real salty about the complete failure of the writing staff to come up with good ending options.
#48 - I would've liked more options. I would've liked to have … 01/04/2016 on BoS be like 0
#48 - Now I can't remember where I saw it, but there was a study don…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#86 - dudemiesterman (01/05/2016) [-]
That's fair, if it turns out that so few people are testing negative for any drugs and they can't justify the cost, then they don't need to do it. Bearing that in mind, drug tests aren't incredibly hard to get around if you know when you're gonna take one. Most drugs are out of your system within 3 days, one or two take a week, and then there's weed which is roughly a month. But even with weed if you put in effort you can get it out of your system in like half the time. All I'm saying is that it's safe to assume some percentage of people who tested negative were still using drugs regularly.
#66 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
If it is costing $400 per test, it sounds like it is a problem with administering the test efficiently rather than the idea of having it done.
#79 - turbanmasher (01/05/2016) [-]
I can't remember the exact figure, I just remember that it was way more then the amount of money saved by having to give money to drug abusers.

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