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Date Signed Up:9/10/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#23 - I don't mash turbans 01/06/2016 on nein/10 0
#8 - Toilet. Are you Indian? 01/06/2016 on Bowl +4
#48 - The reason germans spend so much time on the toilet is they ne… 01/06/2016 on British toilet etiquette +1
#105 - Well hey, arts and gender studies majors are free to hate me b… 01/06/2016 on Xxx 0
#11 - STEM or gtfo.  [+] (84 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Xxx -33
#27 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
U deserve every bit of hatred you get, you arrogant twat.
#105 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
Well hey, arts and gender studies majors are free to hate me but I don't give a fuck what they think.
#17 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Y-You can't do what I don't like... That's like .... Pissing me off!
#22 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
shut up tara
#55 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Aishiteru hxh-chan!
Here you go
Wild Wild West
#56 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i thought hxhmaniac was the name that was gonna stick, now i want to change it

especially because people think hxh means hunter x hunter
#57 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
U can't lmaoooooooooo




Well it does silly!
#58 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i know

no
#59 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
silly hxh




B-BAD HXH!
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#60 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i couldnt care how obnoxious you are tara, but vaporwave is the shit MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
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#68 - serhiy (01/06/2016) [-]
some reason I don't like floral shoppe that much. But I can just listen to this all day 2814 - 新しい日の誕生/Birth of a New Day (Full Album) [HD]
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#61 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
A E S T H E T I C
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#65 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
yes
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#86 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;)
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#88 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
thats a no
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#89 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
thats a nyeeeeeeessssssss
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#90 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
no
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#29 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You seem upset hxh , do you want to cuddle?
#30 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i want your steam username, thats what i want
#31 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh I know what you wanna play with me you lil sluuuut!
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#35 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Gib steam user
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#104 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
NO MEANS YES
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#106 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I disagree
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#107 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
u misspelled agree*
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#112 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm starting to doubt that you have a steam account
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#113 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I-I did make 1 but...
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#114 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
But it is 2000+ days offline
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#116 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
no u
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#118 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm online every day on steam. Your linked profile is 2000+ days offline.
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#119 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
what a mystery
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#121 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Forget everything. I won't do anything for a decade old account. I'll talk on FJ if I need to.
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#87 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#91 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*silent* o_o
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#92 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Good kitty! *pat pat*
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#93 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
^_^
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#95 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
8=============================================================================== => 4U
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#96 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
>
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#97 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
YES! Good girl! You opened your mouth!
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#103 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
NO
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#98 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I did not >: (
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#99 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;* Too late to take it back
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#100 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I am closed and pls get off of me
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#101 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I will force it opeeeeeeeeeen
NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
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#70 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
C'Mon we didn't even properly make out you scaredy-cat!
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#72 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
well?
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#74 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
somebody's gettin' anxious!
*sniff* mmmm you smell nice saka
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#75 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
ō_ō
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#76 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;***********ō_ō mmm yeah
*presses his lips against urs* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAAAAHHH
U LIKE DAT???
#122 - urs (01/06/2016) [-]
pls no
#123 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
fug i forgot u existed
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#77 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
m...ma...make it quick >_<
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#78 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
So shyyyy !
Enjoy it while it lasts sugar-tits!
*inserts tongue inside your mouth*
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#79 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*gags and falls over*
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#80 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
*climbs on top of u* u like dat honey?
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#85 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
but i have a dick...
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#81 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*panics*
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#84 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
*rubs ur pusi* hehehehehe get it ? ;P
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#71 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Fiiiiiine. Just do it...I don't want to be the initiator.
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#36 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I-I don't know if I can handle both you and hxhmaniac munching on my cock... P-Please take it easy....
#37 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
frig off barb
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#39 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
o-oh my... you like saka too?
I know ... she's so cuuuuuute!
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#44 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Oy Nigga I ask for steam username so I can ddos you. Jk no ddos but for lols
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#45 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You still use MS-DOS?
Gee , get with the times girl!
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#46 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Just gib
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#62 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Sluuuuuuurp sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
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#63 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Eeeewwwe
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#64 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
SLURP SLURPITTY SLURP SLURP
Moan for me saka , just DO IT!
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#69 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Will you give the damn steam username? You promised and I fulfilled my part
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#66 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Make me
I still wait for the steam username
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#67 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
g-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... I'm already full of precum from your lewdness... take it easy....
SteamyBuns4U
#40 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i dont know what you just said but i dont like it
#41 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I know you like meeeeee
#42 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
if you gave me your steam username i'd consider it
#43 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
1. your webm is a dirty repost
2. say what you wanna play with me , I don't wanna give it to you then see you raping me from behind!
3. REALLYl like me??
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#47 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
1. take this original webm
2. first stuff that comes to mind is CS:GO, dark souls, dont starve, dota 2, left 4 dead, rocket league and tf2
3.considerable
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#50 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
1. FINALLY
H-Hxh-chan... if we played dark souls could you g-go NAKED??
T-THAT'S SO LEEEEEEWD DESU
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE????? >w<

3.As in k-kiss me?!?
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#54 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Tara pls
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#52 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
1. >>#48
2. no armor is best armor, skrubs keep using shit like jesterhavels
3. no
#48 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i forgot the webm
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#51 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
seen it you should actually see the movie though , I thought it was amazing <3
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#53 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
movie name?
#32 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
no
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#13 - captchakid (01/06/2016) [-]
He is STEM, he said he's a scientist.
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#18 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
R u a scientist captcha?
#6 - Holy **** do we have an anon that knows what he's talki…  [+] (87 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Xxx +28
#10 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
Unsurprisingly, there are people on here who have a college education in various sciences. Even myself, though I'm not a Bio/Chem/ChemE major.
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#25 - elsenortamatoe (01/06/2016) [-]
BioChem here
#11 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
STEM or gtfo.
#27 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
U deserve every bit of hatred you get, you arrogant twat.
#105 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
Well hey, arts and gender studies majors are free to hate me but I don't give a fuck what they think.
#17 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Y-You can't do what I don't like... That's like .... Pissing me off!
#22 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
shut up tara
#55 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Aishiteru hxh-chan!
Here you go
Wild Wild West
#56 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i thought hxhmaniac was the name that was gonna stick, now i want to change it

especially because people think hxh means hunter x hunter
#57 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
U can't lmaoooooooooo




Well it does silly!
#58 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i know

no
#59 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
silly hxh




B-BAD HXH!
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#60 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i couldnt care how obnoxious you are tara, but vaporwave is the shit MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
User avatar
#68 - serhiy (01/06/2016) [-]
some reason I don't like floral shoppe that much. But I can just listen to this all day 2814 - 新しい日の誕生/Birth of a New Day (Full Album) [HD]
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#61 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
A E S T H E T I C
E
S
T
H
E
T
I
C
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#65 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
yes
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#86 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;)
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#88 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
thats a no
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#89 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
thats a nyeeeeeeessssssss
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#90 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
no
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#29 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You seem upset hxh , do you want to cuddle?
#30 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i want your steam username, thats what i want
#31 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Oh I know what you wanna play with me you lil sluuuut!
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#35 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Gib steam user
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#104 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
NO MEANS YES
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#106 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I disagree
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#107 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
u misspelled agree*
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#112 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm starting to doubt that you have a steam account
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#113 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I-I did make 1 but...
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#114 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
But it is 2000+ days offline
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#116 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
no u
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#118 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm online every day on steam. Your linked profile is 2000+ days offline.
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#119 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
what a mystery
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#121 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Forget everything. I won't do anything for a decade old account. I'll talk on FJ if I need to.
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#87 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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#91 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*silent* o_o
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#92 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Good kitty! *pat pat*
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#93 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
^_^
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#95 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
8=============================================================================== => 4U
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#96 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
>
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#97 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
YES! Good girl! You opened your mouth!
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#103 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
NO
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#98 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I did not >: (
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#99 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;* Too late to take it back
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#100 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
I am closed and pls get off of me
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#101 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I will force it opeeeeeeeeeen
NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN
User avatar
#70 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
C'Mon we didn't even properly make out you scaredy-cat!
User avatar
#72 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
well?
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#74 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
somebody's gettin' anxious!
*sniff* mmmm you smell nice saka
User avatar
#75 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
ō_ō
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#76 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
;***********ō_ō mmm yeah
*presses his lips against urs* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YEAAAAHHH
U LIKE DAT???
#122 - urs (01/06/2016) [-]
pls no
#123 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
fug i forgot u existed
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#77 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
m...ma...make it quick >_<
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#78 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
So shyyyy !
Enjoy it while it lasts sugar-tits!
*inserts tongue inside your mouth*
User avatar
#79 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*gags and falls over*
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#80 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
*climbs on top of u* u like dat honey?
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#85 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
but i have a dick...
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#81 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
*panics*
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#84 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
*rubs ur pusi* hehehehehe get it ? ;P
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#71 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Fiiiiiine. Just do it...I don't want to be the initiator.
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#36 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I-I don't know if I can handle both you and hxhmaniac munching on my cock... P-Please take it easy....
#37 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
frig off barb
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#39 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
o-oh my... you like saka too?
I know ... she's so cuuuuuute!
User avatar
#44 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Oy Nigga I ask for steam username so I can ddos you. Jk no ddos but for lols
User avatar
#45 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
You still use MS-DOS?
Gee , get with the times girl!
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#46 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Just gib
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#62 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
Sluuuuuuurp sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
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#63 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Eeeewwwe
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#64 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
SLURP SLURPITTY SLURP SLURP
Moan for me saka , just DO IT!
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#69 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Will you give the damn steam username? You promised and I fulfilled my part
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#66 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Make me
I still wait for the steam username
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#67 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
g-gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... I'm already full of precum from your lewdness... take it easy....
SteamyBuns4U
#40 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i dont know what you just said but i dont like it
#41 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
I know you like meeeeee
#42 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
if you gave me your steam username i'd consider it
#43 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
1. your webm is a dirty repost
2. say what you wanna play with me , I don't wanna give it to you then see you raping me from behind!
3. REALLYl like me??
User avatar
#47 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
1. take this original webm
2. first stuff that comes to mind is CS:GO, dark souls, dont starve, dota 2, left 4 dead, rocket league and tf2
3.considerable
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#50 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
1. FINALLY
H-Hxh-chan... if we played dark souls could you g-go NAKED??
T-THAT'S SO LEEEEEEWD DESU
WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE????? >w<

3.As in k-kiss me?!?
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#54 - itssakamoto (01/06/2016) [-]
Tara pls
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#52 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
1. >>#48
2. no armor is best armor, skrubs keep using shit like jesterhavels
3. no
#48 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
i forgot the webm
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#51 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
seen it you should actually see the movie though , I thought it was amazing <3
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#53 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
movie name?
#32 - hxhmaniac (01/06/2016) [-]
no
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#13 - captchakid (01/06/2016) [-]
He is STEM, he said he's a scientist.
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#18 - tarabostes (01/06/2016) [-]
R u a scientist captcha?
#2 - A bloody vagina? period. you moron. 01/06/2016 on Sentace 0
#13 - No y-wing wtf? 01/06/2016 on Star Wars comp 0
#10 - I played the **** outta it for about 2 weeks and got bo…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Priorities have been defined 0
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#11 - nathanbiggs (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm really excited to see what the G.E.C.K. brings, hopefully it'll breath new life into the game.
#8 - Story (as well as dialogue choices and rpgability) was worse, …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Priorities have been defined 0
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#9 - nathanbiggs (01/06/2016) [-]
Gameplay mechanics don't really make up for it in my book. I'm at 80ish hours right now and already hitting a wall in terms of things to do, the pure gameplay isn't enough to keep me playing.
#10 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
I played the shit outta it for about 2 weeks and got bored. I love the power armour, crating and customization mechanics, but yea it doesn't make up for the story. Can't wait for some mods to improve the story and add more stuff.
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#11 - nathanbiggs (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm really excited to see what the G.E.C.K. brings, hopefully it'll breath new life into the game.
#6 - I'm sure most people aren't anal enough to care unless it happ… 01/06/2016 on Work Place Dilemmas 0
#19 - Deadgirl (2008) I give it about a 8/10 on the " ******…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on 5/7 Netflix Movies That... +2
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#25 - Trollathon (01/06/2016) [-]
probably higher than that, as long as you exclude pseudo-movies that are just meant to cause revulsion salo, a serbian film, etc.
#55 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
how would you categorize the VHS film series?
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#88 - Trollathon (01/06/2016) [-]
probably same as they call it, a 'horror anthology'. same as ABC's of Death.
#6 - privatepyle.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on blocking the haters like 0
#7 - biggbosss (01/06/2016) [-]
#15 - This is gonna come in handy... 01/06/2016 on Lady uses a lighter while... 0
#4 - I give your comment a 5/7 01/06/2016 on Science is BAAAD 0
#23 - Isn't that the whole point of strap-ons and other phallic shap…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on What? +34
#27 - shadowstepone (01/06/2016) [-]
yes, that's why they use them
#7 - They're alright I guess.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Anon go to store 0
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#8 - darksideofthebeast (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean... Cera for sure but jack is top notch quality comedy d00d
#5 - I haven't, but that's cause I figured jack black and michael c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Anon go to store 0
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#6 - darksideofthebeast (01/06/2016) [-]
Both of them are pretty funny though? Jack black ESPECIALLY.
#7 - turbanmasher (01/06/2016) [-]
They're alright I guess.
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#8 - darksideofthebeast (01/06/2016) [-]
I mean... Cera for sure but jack is top notch quality comedy d00d
#46 - I hear ya. 01/06/2016 on heavy +1
#41 - Did someone say oil? 01/06/2016 on Truth -2
#3 - But they'd have to open them to smell them. 01/06/2016 on Cat life +2
#25 - Yea it could be used for some awesome pranks  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Whoops +8
#69 - basklein (01/06/2016) [-]
Spooky pranks best pranks!
#12 - Just be glad you don't wear glasses. I have looked for my glas… 01/06/2016 on Wild Thornberries +2
#30 - **turbanmasher rolled user internetexplain ** For president.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2016 on Not what I expected 0
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#47 - internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-]
nah m8
anon would be a better choice than me
#22 - Crippling debt. 01/05/2016 on Jan 4th 2016 0

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