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| Date Signed Up: | 9/10/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
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| #9 - Knock knock jokes are the second worst form of comedy, the wor… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on knock knock joke | +7 |
| she literally raped a guy by feminist standards and the too drunk to give consent laws, because "drunk people cannot give consent". But when her supporters were confronted with this after she gave a speech admitting he was too drunk to even stare straight and trying to have sex with him multiple times they claimed HE raped HER because he, while drunk, invited her over and initiated the intent to have sex. But drunk people cant give consent she was stone-cold sober she knew what she was doing and still came over, went into his apt and tried to have sex multiple times before giving up.(whiskey dick) #14 -
turbanmasher (10 hours ago) [-] **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolled image**The double standards are really quite sickening. If it were a guy doing that he'd be in prison so fast that I couldn't come up with an analogy in time. | ||
| #5 - **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolle… | 01/12/2016 on Pigs | +3 |
| #19 - Picture | 01/12/2016 on The new thing | +4 |
| #13 - Pop tarts are the red headed stepchildren of toaster strudels. | 01/12/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| #2 - **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolle… | 01/12/2016 on Irony | 0 |
| #5 - The restraining order means "Yes, but she doesn't know it." | 01/12/2016 on Men | +3 |
| #7 - Picture | 01/12/2016 on Bulma Breifs | +23 |
| #9 - As if there's something wrong with being a NAZI. | 01/12/2016 on TFW Sweden | +6 |
| #36 - I dunno I could see her getting attempted murder/manslaughter … [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | +52 |
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bann (01/12/2016) [-] Not only that, but she's going to be sued directly for the damages. Not just for the direct damages, but any time it take out of his life to get them fixed. Plus emotional damages...which he could easily get because he almost got run down. Sadly, the real reason he probably won't get much of anything is because people who make stupid ass decisions like this don't make much money. She's driving a Mercedes so she probably has some money, or is in debt up to her eyes. So, with the video evidence, he could either make a good chunk of change off of her stupidity and violence or destroy her financially for at least a decade. She both destroyed his car, causing at least several thousand dollars in damages, and attempted to hit him with her car, which could be argued is attempted murder but would most likely end up in court being called something like vehicular assault. At the very least she should have her license taken away, be fined and forced to pay for all damages and receive a few months of jail time and/or house arrest. At worse, she could lose her license, have to pay fines, damages and some form of restitution and be forced to server several years in jail, but she is unlikely to serve much if any jail time unless she has done this before. The charge would be "Attempted Second-Degree Homicide" That could be a 5-15 year sentence depending on the state. Most likely it wasn't a premeditated attempt, but if you can prove that she planned it out days in advance then you can get a First Degree charge, which is a much harder sentence. | ||
| #18 - In soviet Russia, Hippocratic Oath takes you | 01/12/2016 on One Punch Ruski | +5 |
| #24 - Bitches be crazy | 01/12/2016 on drink driving | 0 |
| #4 - Sharks are assholes. [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | +12 |
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| #77 - That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collecti… | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | 0 |
| #9 - I thought it was a sleeping bag. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Luxurious nap | +28 |
| #75 - Ah. No ak sadly. I do have an 870 though. Other than that my o… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | 0 |
| You can't even own a handgun, save for target shooting, where I live. It's silly #77 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collection, but you have to prove you collect them. Other then that you have to get an authorization to transport (ATT) whenever you want to take it somewhere. You can get an ATT that lets you take it to/from the range to your house anytime. Where you from? | ||
| #72 - Uh I'm not follwing [+] (4 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | 0 |
| Ak, known as such for /k/'s proclivity to duct tape lightbulbs and spoons to it given it's lack of piccatinny rails #75 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] Ah. No ak sadly. I do have an 870 though. Other than that my other guns aren't well known. No handguns either, handguns are a pain in the ass in Canuckland. You can't even own a handgun, save for target shooting, where I live. It's silly #77 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collection, but you have to prove you collect them. Other then that you have to get an authorization to transport (ATT) whenever you want to take it somewhere. You can get an ATT that lets you take it to/from the range to your house anytime. Where you from? | ||
| #69 - It's not 100% but because there's a wide variety of attachment… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | +1 |
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| #4 - 3.14 | 01/12/2016 on Pi | +2 |
| #5 - This reminds me of that scene in Scouts Guide to the Zombie Ap… | 01/12/2016 on Erect | -1 |
| #65 - M14 (M305) Which is a 14 lb heavy ass bastard. Ar15s are a has… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | 0 |
| Ak, known as such for /k/'s proclivity to duct tape lightbulbs and spoons to it given it's lack of piccatinny rails #75 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] Ah. No ak sadly. I do have an 870 though. Other than that my other guns aren't well known. No handguns either, handguns are a pain in the ass in Canuckland. You can't even own a handgun, save for target shooting, where I live. It's silly #77 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collection, but you have to prove you collect them. Other then that you have to get an authorization to transport (ATT) whenever you want to take it somewhere. You can get an ATT that lets you take it to/from the range to your house anytime. Where you from? | ||
| #63 - Pretty much just a paper puncher. But I do have most of these… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on come at me bro | +1 |
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turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] M14 (M305) Which is a 14 lb heavy ass bastard. Ar15s are a hassle to own up here, due to them being treated as a handgun. Have a few other guns but nothing fancy. the M14 is the only thing with mounts. Ak, known as such for /k/'s proclivity to duct tape lightbulbs and spoons to it given it's lack of piccatinny rails #75 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] Ah. No ak sadly. I do have an 870 though. Other than that my other guns aren't well known. No handguns either, handguns are a pain in the ass in Canuckland. You can't even own a handgun, save for target shooting, where I live. It's silly #77 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collection, but you have to prove you collect them. Other then that you have to get an authorization to transport (ATT) whenever you want to take it somewhere. You can get an ATT that lets you take it to/from the range to your house anytime. Where you from? | ||
| #17 - your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN | 0 |
| #14 - **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolle… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN | +1 |
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turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-] your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic. | ||
| #12 - filthycasual.img [+] (5 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING LEARN | 0 |
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turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-] **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolled image** Kinda of ironic given your username #17 -
turbanmasher (01/11/2016) [-] your user name is trollzman, indicating your are a troll. and trolls comment on stuff to mess with people. so it's kind of ironic. | ||
| #38 - Good point it is suppressor, but silencer still works. I prefe… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on come at me bro | 0 |
| Good pro/con system tho 10/10 innawoods operator or nerf master #63 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] Pretty much just a paper puncher. But I do have most of these attachments, other than a suppressor (due to legal issues) and bayonet. My point is that most attachments have downsides. #65 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] M14 (M305) Which is a 14 lb heavy ass bastard. Ar15s are a hassle to own up here, due to them being treated as a handgun. Have a few other guns but nothing fancy. the M14 is the only thing with mounts. Ak, known as such for /k/'s proclivity to duct tape lightbulbs and spoons to it given it's lack of piccatinny rails #75 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] Ah. No ak sadly. I do have an 870 though. Other than that my other guns aren't well known. No handguns either, handguns are a pain in the ass in Canuckland. You can't even own a handgun, save for target shooting, where I live. It's silly #77 -
turbanmasher (01/12/2016) [-] That's how it works here, well you can own them for a collection, but you have to prove you collect them. Other then that you have to get an authorization to transport (ATT) whenever you want to take it somewhere. You can get an ATT that lets you take it to/from the range to your house anytime. Where you from? Muzzle Brake, releases exhaust gases in a more balanced manner, preventing unpredictable recoil. Flash Supressor, does what it says on the box at the expense of muzzle velocity. Weight doesn't play a huge part in either of these. The supressor certainly has a bit of weight to it, but hey, you're dealing with some fairly hefty rifles upon which it's frequently deployed | ||
