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#10 - Tactlical Vomit. Plus it has canada in the name so you know we…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/03/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed +1
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#11 - xif (12/03/2015) [-]
Well the official name of that woodland camo is MARPAT, Marine Pattern, so its like CADPAT but like...the military branches of America hate one another, so it isn't ever gonna be AMERPAT lol

Besides U.S. Coast Guard, all the other branches kinda hate them.
#12 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Meanwhile all of the Canadian armed forces gets to take turns in our 1 flight-worthy Sea King
#14 - xif (12/03/2015) [-]
We have a lot of these, V-22 Osprey
The Marines use this mostly I believe, its a bad ass way of transportation if you ask me.

America is a professional killer, especially the Marines they train.
We get there in a badass way
We get the job done with our badass toys
and we come back home.
And we don't mind bringing Canada along lol
#16 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Oooh look at the vertibirds lol.

Yea ospreys are badass. A VTOL prop plane.

Course with as much as the US spends on their military they better have good stuff.
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#17 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but what we put towards our military, could probably go somewhere else like education. But in my opinion, its okay because America has pissed enough fuckers off to where if we toned down the spending on our militaries, we would look weak and some other country would probably come to fuck with us to test our strength.

Sorry to seem to be so America Gung Ho lol
Im not really, but I am going to go into the Marine Corps when I am through College and be an Officer.
#24 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Thing is you don't have to worry about Canada or mexico, So that leaves attack by sea. A few patrolling ships would be enough of a standing force. You'd think that an navy big enough to challenge the US on home soil would be seen days early by satellite. I dunno just speculation, I know the USA has become the world police so it won't happen.
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#27 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
True. Its kinda annoying to me that America is the concidered the World Police a lot of the time. We just have to be in everybodies business it seems haha
#28 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Quite the far-cry from the isolationism before WW2
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#31 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but its worked for us so far, I just hope that if it ends, it wont end in a super bloody way.
#20 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
nobody cares
#13 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
So they have to co-operate
#7 - Picture 12/03/2015 on typical minutemen battle +4
#8 - CADPAT TW. Because my green is more tectical  [+] (13 new replies) 12/03/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed +3
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#9 - xif (12/03/2015) [-]
CADPAT TW looks like vomit, more natural tbh, but natural vomit
#10 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Tactlical Vomit. Plus it has canada in the name so you know we made it. like the Canadarm.
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#11 - xif (12/03/2015) [-]
Well the official name of that woodland camo is MARPAT, Marine Pattern, so its like CADPAT but like...the military branches of America hate one another, so it isn't ever gonna be AMERPAT lol

Besides U.S. Coast Guard, all the other branches kinda hate them.
#12 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Meanwhile all of the Canadian armed forces gets to take turns in our 1 flight-worthy Sea King
#14 - xif (12/03/2015) [-]
We have a lot of these, V-22 Osprey
The Marines use this mostly I believe, its a bad ass way of transportation if you ask me.

America is a professional killer, especially the Marines they train.
We get there in a badass way
We get the job done with our badass toys
and we come back home.
And we don't mind bringing Canada along lol
#16 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Oooh look at the vertibirds lol.

Yea ospreys are badass. A VTOL prop plane.

Course with as much as the US spends on their military they better have good stuff.
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#17 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but what we put towards our military, could probably go somewhere else like education. But in my opinion, its okay because America has pissed enough fuckers off to where if we toned down the spending on our militaries, we would look weak and some other country would probably come to fuck with us to test our strength.

Sorry to seem to be so America Gung Ho lol
Im not really, but I am going to go into the Marine Corps when I am through College and be an Officer.
#24 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Thing is you don't have to worry about Canada or mexico, So that leaves attack by sea. A few patrolling ships would be enough of a standing force. You'd think that an navy big enough to challenge the US on home soil would be seen days early by satellite. I dunno just speculation, I know the USA has become the world police so it won't happen.
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#27 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
True. Its kinda annoying to me that America is the concidered the World Police a lot of the time. We just have to be in everybodies business it seems haha
#28 - turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-]
Quite the far-cry from the isolationism before WW2
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#31 - xif (12/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but its worked for us so far, I just hope that if it ends, it wont end in a super bloody way.
#20 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
nobody cares
#13 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
So they have to co-operate
#98 - Two words. Black Friday. 12/03/2015 on California gun laws +2
#97 - Did someone say commie?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2015 on California gun laws +23
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#205 - alaskahockey (12/04/2015) [-]
Does it make me a commie if my family has an Arisaka Type 99?
#21 - Yea. Lean, as in working out makes you lean.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on bees knees 0
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#35 - santamansan (12/03/2015) [-]
Fucking hilarious mate 10/10
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#100 - majestispaceduck (12/04/2015) [-]
10/10 best sarcasm
#18 - Dat name doe  [+] (4 new replies) 12/03/2015 on bees knees +1
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#19 - lean (12/03/2015) [-]
idk what you mean? my name?
#21 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Yea. Lean, as in working out makes you lean.
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#35 - santamansan (12/03/2015) [-]
Fucking hilarious mate 10/10
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#100 - majestispaceduck (12/04/2015) [-]
10/10 best sarcasm
#37 - He was probably looking at the stairs, that's what they were a… 12/03/2015 on Always look both ways... +21
#119 - I'd love to know where you're getting your facts from. … 12/03/2015 on HAcktivists at climate Summit 0
#46 - Well rule 34. 12/03/2015 on kek +4
#8 - But he wasn't shooting for the 8 ball so I don't think the rul… 12/03/2015 on Better luck next time +4
#43 - So I guess Vaginal sex counts as anal too? Nice.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on kek +17
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#44 - grimfuck (12/03/2015) [-]
From context clues taken from other replies, the fetish exists in the hentai department somewhere. Happy trails, you magnificent twisted bastard!
#46 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
Well rule 34.
#28 - "2 is 1, 1 is none."  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2015 on F-35 +8
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#34 - deescalation (12/03/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that before, but it lets me make fun of 35's and 16s at the same time, thanks
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#76 - tealcanaan (12/03/2015) [-]
F-16 is literally one of the best jet-combat platforms to date.
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#197 - deescalation (12/03/2015) [-]
but I'm an F-15 crew chief, I have to make fun of the lawn darts, it's in my contract
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#198 - tealcanaan (12/03/2015) [-]
Haha, it's all good, Tyndall? I'm navy, but i know of the chair force
#74 - valintina (12/03/2015) [-]
I'll also drop this here.
#81 - There are thousands of different plastics, with wildly differi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on HAcktivists at climate Summit 0
#101 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Anons aren't useless and I'm offended that you would say something like that. I understand the fact that plastic is an amazing invention but it still doesn't change the fact that plastic is garbage. It's a wasteful material that doesn't break down, and if it does its going to take literally forever. Sure, you can recycle it, but again you only get roughly half of the material used to make it so there will ONLY be a limited supply of plastics in the world. Now to say you were to use plastic for containers they leach. Even aluminum and other metals leach minerals into food/drink if you leave them contained in them but plastic is the same way, but I believe worse and have a higher chance to cause cancer or something like that. But I mean one thing I left out was glass. Glass is amazing, and should be used for more things but the reason why we went away from it is because assholes left broken bottles everywhere and were dangerous if you were to drop a glass jar or container.
#119 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
I'd love to know where you're getting your facts from.

Do you know why plastics don't get recycled as much as other things? Because it's a nightmare to try to separate them. And it's cheaper to buy fresh plastic than to recycle it. Meanwhile aluminum takes like %10 of the energy required to recycle it as smelting it. Plastics are a wide range of materials and you can't lump them together. They have vastly different compositions.

As for plastic leaching have you ever heard of a little thing called PTFE aka Teflon? "The only chemicals known to affect these carbon-fluorine bonds are reactive metals like alkali metals and at higher temperature also e.g. aluminium and magnesium and fluorinating agents such as xenon difluoride and cobalt(III) fluoride."

They say everything causes cancer these days. Carbon is extremely weakly radioactive, it causes cancer. They say Aluminum causes Alzheimers.

We didn't go away from glass because it's brittle, we changed to plastic because it's lighter, tougher, and cheaper to make.

Everytime you recycle somethign you don't get back %100 of what you put in. For metals you'll end up with oxides that you can smelt again. With plastics you'll burn some of it making CO2 and CO. Do you know about the Law of conservation of mass? If we recycle plastic we don't magically lose %50 of it. %50 may not be usable as it is but with processing it can be remade. The problem is plastic is so cheap it's not worth investing in recycling it.
#102 - Memes and creamy tits made me come. 12/03/2015 on putting it out there +6
#8 - that is awesome 12/03/2015 on It works +4
#22 - I should do some research on people telling me to do research. 12/02/2015 on Someone actually believed... +7
#6 - You know your cocks, dontcha?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2015 on It works +40
#10 - heine (12/03/2015) [-]
oh wow
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#8 - turbanmasher (12/03/2015) [-]
that is awesome
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Ask an Engineer 0
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#19 - "your" 12/02/2015 on A 2 year old with bigger... +18
#17 - Charcoal is disgusting. Amirite? Taste the meat not the heat.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Sharon, you're such a wild... +2
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#21 - matt leaf (12/02/2015) [-]
This guy gets it
#8 - "first post on FJ" Run. Run while you still can. 12/01/2015 on fa/tv/irgin has worst night... +30
#2 - Tunnel Snakes rule.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Office +13
#17 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**This guy gets it.
#8 - One's a question, one's a statement. They aren't the same.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Guess Which One was the... -40
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#22 - marinepenguin (12/02/2015) [-]
Yes but they're discussing the same topic. You could easily get the same response from both.

I love Fallout 4 to death, but the dialogue is easily one of it's weak points, and a downgrade from the previous renditions.
#22 - This is why incest is wrong. I'm looking at you southern states. 12/01/2015 on Vintage 0

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