turbanmasher
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/10/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
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| Total Comments Made: | 1961 |
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latest user's comments
| #27 - **turbanmasher rolled user angelious ** Has to try this. | 12/08/2015 on Jalepenos are useful | 0 |
| #29 - Where can i get those canned m&ms? Those are cool. | 12/08/2015 on Mildly Interesting Comp | 0 |
| #23 - I get drunk while putting maple syrup on my frozen ham then pl… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/08/2015 on Good ol' Canada | +3 |
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| #20 - It's not the tensile strength of the paperclips, it's the stif… | 12/08/2015 on How to commit crimes | 0 |
| #7 - The real monster is in my pants. [+] (4 new replies) | 12/07/2015 on Monster | -4 |
| #148 - I didn't know boobs could talk. | 12/07/2015 on Metal Gear Bust | 0 |
| #54 - oh durka durka | 12/07/2015 on Burkaburkastan | +1 |
| #12 - It's tied to them [+] (4 new replies) | 12/06/2015 on missed a spot | +5 |
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| #81 - Canada doesn't require all firearms to be registered anymore. … | 12/06/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 14: Army... | 0 |
| #80 - They are also the biggest country in the world. They have much… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/06/2015 on Vladi's infocomps 14: Army... | +1 |
| #63 - **turbanmasher used "*roll picture*"** **turbanmasher rolle… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/05/2015 on sweet roll bro | -7 |
| #4 - His kids are dried up on the kleenex on his floor. | 12/05/2015 on Damn kids! | +1 |
| #97 - Picture | 12/05/2015 on Who's Your Daddy Steam... | 0 |
| #28 - You know another way to recycle paper. Water and a mesh screen. | 12/05/2015 on Shreding | +2 |
| #22 - Not like your missing out on much. | 12/05/2015 on What Not To Get Your... | +1 |
| #28 - Quite the far-cry from the isolationism before WW2 [+] (1 new reply) | 12/04/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed | 0 |
| #9 - Picture | 12/04/2015 on give it a sec | +29 |
| #24 - "Proper" | 12/04/2015 on no wonder | -1 |
| #23 - "Proper" [+] (1 new reply) | 12/04/2015 on no wonder | 0 |
| #87 - It's not always the person's fault they need a transplant though. | 12/04/2015 on Short lived | +8 |
| #24 - Thing is you don't have to worry about Canada or mexico, So th… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed | +1 |
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| #16 - Oooh look at the vertibirds lol. Yea ospreys are bada… [+] (6 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed | +1 |
 Yeah, but what we put towards our military, could probably go somewhere else like education. But in my opinion, its okay because America has pissed enough fuckers off to where if we toned down the spending on our militaries, we would look weak and some other country would probably come to fuck with us to test our strength. Sorry to seem to be so America Gung Ho lol Im not really, but I am going to go into the Marine Corps when I am through College and be an Officer. #24 -
turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-] Thing is you don't have to worry about Canada or mexico, So that leaves attack by sea. A few patrolling ships would be enough of a standing force. You'd think that an navy big enough to challenge the US on home soil would be seen days early by satellite. I dunno just speculation, I know the USA has become the world police so it won't happen. | ||
| #14 - Man that dude with the bandaid is such a cheater. Pushing them… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on dickhead roulette | +18 |
 If you ask me the dude on the right is the cheater, he presses the tooth then sticks his finger out as fast as he can the other dude leaves it there  The point is not to get your shit fucked up while still pressing buttons. #23 -
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| #13 - So they have to co-operate | 12/03/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed | +1 |
| #12 - Meanwhile all of the Canadian armed forces gets to take turns … [+] (9 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on US Military Tactics Disclosed | +1 |
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xif (12/03/2015) [-]  The Marines use this mostly I believe, its a bad ass way of transportation if you ask me. America is a professional killer, especially the Marines they train. We get there in a badass way We get the job done with our badass toys and we come back home. And we don't mind bringing Canada along lol #16 -
turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-] Oooh look at the vertibirds lol. Yea ospreys are badass. A VTOL prop plane. Course with as much as the US spends on their military they better have good stuff. Yeah, but what we put towards our military, could probably go somewhere else like education. But in my opinion, its okay because America has pissed enough fuckers off to where if we toned down the spending on our militaries, we would look weak and some other country would probably come to fuck with us to test our strength. Sorry to seem to be so America Gung Ho lol Im not really, but I am going to go into the Marine Corps when I am through College and be an Officer. #24 -
turbanmasher (12/04/2015) [-] Thing is you don't have to worry about Canada or mexico, So that leaves attack by sea. A few patrolling ships would be enough of a standing force. You'd think that an navy big enough to challenge the US on home soil would be seen days early by satellite. I dunno just speculation, I know the USA has become the world police so it won't happen. | ||
