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#22 - Just dropping by to say that I have aprox 200 images/gifs of e…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2013 on cosplaying +8
User avatar #38 - aerosol (11/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - tulioandmiguel (11/29/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #32 - fatspartan (11/29/2013) [-]
Put them all in a folder, upload a copy of the folder to Google Drive (It may ask you to use dropbox) then share it with the email of the person you wanna give it to
User avatar #45 - tulioandmiguel (11/29/2013) [-]
oh ok, thanks!
User avatar #25 - MetallicaForever (11/29/2013) [-]
upload them one by one
User avatar #56 - tulioandmiguel (11/29/2013) [-]
Here is my almost 200 reaction gifs/images of "The Road to Eldorado" That I've been collecting over the past two years that I have this novelty account.

www.dropbox.com/sh/xlojxv72q0tavw5/LaCB3ypXW5

User avatar #131 - lepard (12/01/2013) [-]
it took me a few hours to remember where to find you because i decied that i wanted that folder so glad you have a link to it right there thanks man
User avatar #133 - tulioandmiguel (12/01/2013) [-]
No problem dude, glad I could be of use!
#2341 - k added 11/28/2013 on Friend safari thread: RIP... 0
#2192 - k added back 11/26/2013 on Friend safari thread: RIP... 0
#70 - What makes you think that a rape joke is kinda rapey?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on smooth dude.. +1
User avatar #72 - thecomkiller (11/23/2013) [-]
i dunno... just something I can't put my finger on...
#25 - Comment deleted 11/23/2013 on Do you think this is a... 0
#21 - oh **** lol . thanks 11/22/2013 on Nailed It 0
#17 - Mind if I ask what was it?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Nailed It 0
User avatar #18 - greenthegunstar (11/22/2013) [-]
It was a picture of a guy's fingers nailed together with a single nail. With the caption "Nailed It"
User avatar #21 - tulioandmiguel (11/22/2013) [-]
oh fuck lol .

thanks
#2101 - k added back 11/22/2013 on Friend safari thread: RIP... 0
#118 - wat 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
#114 - That first statement is not true, sex IS pleasurable because o… 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
#102 - You don't need to be sexually attracted to a gender to reprodu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
User avatar #110 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
Most animals just have sex with the sole purpose of creating a new generation. Unlike humans, few cases like dolphins do feel pleasure from it.

And dysfunctions ARE unnatural. They are disabilities caused by failures in hormonal or reproductive systems.
User avatar #114 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
That first statement is not true, sex IS pleasurable because of biological reasons, it has to be so the race can keep on living, most animals do it because of the pleasure, reproducing not the only reason, but actually the result.

Then condoms and any other anti-reproductive methods are completely unnatural as well ( and they are pretty much taken for granted, almost everyone uses them and nobody questions the fact that they are actually making it impossible to reproduce while having sex, making it essentially point-less, expect for the pleasure ).

As rational beings we know the difference between reproducing and having sex for pleasure.

We as a race are already over-populated, that's why we are controlling birth rates with condoms and other methods, imagine if nobody cared about that and every time they had sex it was unprotected? As we are we already don't have enough jobs for everyone, and having more children wouldn't be necessarily good anymore.

I see your point at saying it's unnatural, I have actually pondered about that for quite some time, when I first thought about it, it felt as if I was broken, not meant to pass down my genes, going against the sole purpose of living, but now that I know that I have more options to reproduce other than having heterosexual sex, and that it's not an issue at all ( it even isn't and issue for other "irrational" animals ), so it shouldn't be necessarily something bad, or unnatural.

Being gay It's just as unnatural as being black on a place with low sun-light, or white on a place with bright sun-light... And I don't think that's unnatural, just NOT PERFECT.
#93 - What seems off about it? Being gay is not unnatural, …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
User avatar #96 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
It is, because in our biological make up, we do not normally reproduce by going male X male or female X female.

Sure, we are animals too, but our reproductive habits are different than bonobos or giraffes.
User avatar #102 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
You don't need to be sexually attracted to a gender to reproduce.

Swans for example have only one partner for their whole lives, and if there is a gay swan he or she would have sex with one swan of the other gender JUST for reproducing and then go back to it's partner.

As a human, you have many options, you can either adopt, or donate sperm/eggs, or even recur to artificial insemination.

You can also not reproduce at all, many people have dysfunctions and can't biologically reproduce, following this logic having a dysfunction like that is more unnatural than being gay.

(btw I'm not the one down-voting your comments)
User avatar #110 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
Most animals just have sex with the sole purpose of creating a new generation. Unlike humans, few cases like dolphins do feel pleasure from it.

And dysfunctions ARE unnatural. They are disabilities caused by failures in hormonal or reproductive systems.
User avatar #114 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
That first statement is not true, sex IS pleasurable because of biological reasons, it has to be so the race can keep on living, most animals do it because of the pleasure, reproducing not the only reason, but actually the result.

Then condoms and any other anti-reproductive methods are completely unnatural as well ( and they are pretty much taken for granted, almost everyone uses them and nobody questions the fact that they are actually making it impossible to reproduce while having sex, making it essentially point-less, expect for the pleasure ).

As rational beings we know the difference between reproducing and having sex for pleasure.

We as a race are already over-populated, that's why we are controlling birth rates with condoms and other methods, imagine if nobody cared about that and every time they had sex it was unprotected? As we are we already don't have enough jobs for everyone, and having more children wouldn't be necessarily good anymore.

I see your point at saying it's unnatural, I have actually pondered about that for quite some time, when I first thought about it, it felt as if I was broken, not meant to pass down my genes, going against the sole purpose of living, but now that I know that I have more options to reproduce other than having heterosexual sex, and that it's not an issue at all ( it even isn't and issue for other "irrational" animals ), so it shouldn't be necessarily something bad, or unnatural.

Being gay It's just as unnatural as being black on a place with low sun-light, or white on a place with bright sun-light... And I don't think that's unnatural, just NOT PERFECT.
#51 - Welp, beeing gay is about as normal as beeing left handed ( th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
User avatar #52 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
I suppose so, although somethings seems off about that comparison.

User avatar #93 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
What seems off about it?

Being gay is not unnatural, there are hundreds of different animals species that can be gay, there are some species of animals that consist MOSTLY of gays, like giraffes.

The same thing with being left handed, many animal species have some left handed animals, and some ( like eagles ) are 100% left handed...
User avatar #96 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
It is, because in our biological make up, we do not normally reproduce by going male X male or female X female.

Sure, we are animals too, but our reproductive habits are different than bonobos or giraffes.
User avatar #102 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
You don't need to be sexually attracted to a gender to reproduce.

Swans for example have only one partner for their whole lives, and if there is a gay swan he or she would have sex with one swan of the other gender JUST for reproducing and then go back to it's partner.

As a human, you have many options, you can either adopt, or donate sperm/eggs, or even recur to artificial insemination.

You can also not reproduce at all, many people have dysfunctions and can't biologically reproduce, following this logic having a dysfunction like that is more unnatural than being gay.

(btw I'm not the one down-voting your comments)
User avatar #110 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
Most animals just have sex with the sole purpose of creating a new generation. Unlike humans, few cases like dolphins do feel pleasure from it.

And dysfunctions ARE unnatural. They are disabilities caused by failures in hormonal or reproductive systems.
User avatar #114 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
That first statement is not true, sex IS pleasurable because of biological reasons, it has to be so the race can keep on living, most animals do it because of the pleasure, reproducing not the only reason, but actually the result.

Then condoms and any other anti-reproductive methods are completely unnatural as well ( and they are pretty much taken for granted, almost everyone uses them and nobody questions the fact that they are actually making it impossible to reproduce while having sex, making it essentially point-less, expect for the pleasure ).

As rational beings we know the difference between reproducing and having sex for pleasure.

We as a race are already over-populated, that's why we are controlling birth rates with condoms and other methods, imagine if nobody cared about that and every time they had sex it was unprotected? As we are we already don't have enough jobs for everyone, and having more children wouldn't be necessarily good anymore.

I see your point at saying it's unnatural, I have actually pondered about that for quite some time, when I first thought about it, it felt as if I was broken, not meant to pass down my genes, going against the sole purpose of living, but now that I know that I have more options to reproduce other than having heterosexual sex, and that it's not an issue at all ( it even isn't and issue for other "irrational" animals ), so it shouldn't be necessarily something bad, or unnatural.

Being gay It's just as unnatural as being black on a place with low sun-light, or white on a place with bright sun-light... And I don't think that's unnatural, just NOT PERFECT.
#48 - What do you mean by normal?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
User avatar #49 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
Biologically normal.

As in, thinking they are as "average" as any straight person.
User avatar #51 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
Welp, beeing gay is about as normal as beeing left handed ( the odds are about the same as well, about 1/10 ).

User avatar #52 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
I suppose so, although somethings seems off about that comparison.

User avatar #93 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
What seems off about it?

Being gay is not unnatural, there are hundreds of different animals species that can be gay, there are some species of animals that consist MOSTLY of gays, like giraffes.

The same thing with being left handed, many animal species have some left handed animals, and some ( like eagles ) are 100% left handed...
User avatar #96 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
It is, because in our biological make up, we do not normally reproduce by going male X male or female X female.

Sure, we are animals too, but our reproductive habits are different than bonobos or giraffes.
User avatar #102 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
You don't need to be sexually attracted to a gender to reproduce.

Swans for example have only one partner for their whole lives, and if there is a gay swan he or she would have sex with one swan of the other gender JUST for reproducing and then go back to it's partner.

As a human, you have many options, you can either adopt, or donate sperm/eggs, or even recur to artificial insemination.

You can also not reproduce at all, many people have dysfunctions and can't biologically reproduce, following this logic having a dysfunction like that is more unnatural than being gay.

(btw I'm not the one down-voting your comments)
User avatar #110 - dalokan (11/21/2013) [-]
Most animals just have sex with the sole purpose of creating a new generation. Unlike humans, few cases like dolphins do feel pleasure from it.

And dysfunctions ARE unnatural. They are disabilities caused by failures in hormonal or reproductive systems.
User avatar #114 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
That first statement is not true, sex IS pleasurable because of biological reasons, it has to be so the race can keep on living, most animals do it because of the pleasure, reproducing not the only reason, but actually the result.

Then condoms and any other anti-reproductive methods are completely unnatural as well ( and they are pretty much taken for granted, almost everyone uses them and nobody questions the fact that they are actually making it impossible to reproduce while having sex, making it essentially point-less, expect for the pleasure ).

As rational beings we know the difference between reproducing and having sex for pleasure.

We as a race are already over-populated, that's why we are controlling birth rates with condoms and other methods, imagine if nobody cared about that and every time they had sex it was unprotected? As we are we already don't have enough jobs for everyone, and having more children wouldn't be necessarily good anymore.

I see your point at saying it's unnatural, I have actually pondered about that for quite some time, when I first thought about it, it felt as if I was broken, not meant to pass down my genes, going against the sole purpose of living, but now that I know that I have more options to reproduce other than having heterosexual sex, and that it's not an issue at all ( it even isn't and issue for other "irrational" animals ), so it shouldn't be necessarily something bad, or unnatural.

Being gay It's just as unnatural as being black on a place with low sun-light, or white on a place with bright sun-light... And I don't think that's unnatural, just NOT PERFECT.
#47 - Every other bar is a straight bar... If there weren't…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
User avatar #117 - slapchoppin (11/21/2013) [-]
but you can't call it that

it has to be implied
User avatar #118 - tulioandmiguel (11/21/2013) [-]
wat

#37 - Holy ******* hell, this is the gayest thread I ha… 11/17/2013 on It's a wonderful life. +5
#39 - Thank you. 11/16/2013 on tulioandmiguel's profile 0
#57 - Welp that ruins my fantasies. I like to watch h…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on (untitled) 0
#60 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/14/2013) [-]
oh god....
#536832 - Who has it? I want it too. D: 11/14/2013 on Pokemon 0
#536187 - Fair enough. 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
#536184 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
#536186 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
#536183 - ur wrong  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
#536185 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
"ur" wrong

I won't ever think of anything you say as being serious.
User avatar #536187 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#536180 - yeah  [+] (7 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #536182 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you use a Reset Bag on it, then it'll lose its EV's

That doesn't affect its stats at the time though. EV's only affect the stats gained, so you wouldn't lose any, and you gain stats upon leveling up. So once you hit 100, you don't gain stats, and you can't ever lose stats.
User avatar #536199 - xfortune (11/13/2013) [-]
If you use a reset bag a pokémon loses its stats
Otherwise I could keep resetting speed in my Greninja and have it have 999 Spe
User avatar #536826 - cryoticshell (11/14/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't lose its stats, otherwise you COULD do that to a stat.

When you do Super Training, it doesn't increase the stat automatically. You still have to level up.
User avatar #536827 - xfortune (11/14/2013) [-]
No... No you don't
User avatar #536183 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
ur wrong
#536185 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
"ur" wrong

I won't ever think of anything you say as being serious.
User avatar #536187 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
#536178 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
#536181 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
#536184 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
#536186 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
#536177 - Try it out later, or google search for it, I am 99.8% sure the…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #536179 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm not even sure of what you're saying now. Do you mean a Lvl 100 pokemon that doesn't have its EV's maxed?
User avatar #536197 - mettih (11/13/2013) [-]
What he means is that if the pokemo is lvl 100 it gets the instantly, but if its not it gain them as it levels up
User avatar #536180 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #536182 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you use a Reset Bag on it, then it'll lose its EV's

That doesn't affect its stats at the time though. EV's only affect the stats gained, so you wouldn't lose any, and you gain stats upon leveling up. So once you hit 100, you don't gain stats, and you can't ever lose stats.
User avatar #536199 - xfortune (11/13/2013) [-]
If you use a reset bag a pokémon loses its stats
Otherwise I could keep resetting speed in my Greninja and have it have 999 Spe
User avatar #536826 - cryoticshell (11/14/2013) [-]
No, it doesn't lose its stats, otherwise you COULD do that to a stat.

When you do Super Training, it doesn't increase the stat automatically. You still have to level up.
User avatar #536827 - xfortune (11/14/2013) [-]
No... No you don't
User avatar #536183 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
ur wrong
#536185 - cryoticshell (11/13/2013) [-]
"ur" wrong

I won't ever think of anything you say as being serious.
User avatar #536187 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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