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|Date Signed Up:||5/30/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Content Thumbs:||4833 total, 6057 , 1224|
|Comment Thumbs:||5394 total, 6046 , 652|
|Content Level Progress:|| 22% (22/100) |
Level 148 Content: Faptastic → Level 149 Content: Faptastic
|Comment Level Progress:|| 12% (12/100) |
Level 253 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win
|Times Content Favorited:||366 times|
|Total Comments Made:||1795|
|Favorite Tags:||aang (2) | avatar (2) | funny (2) | OC (2) | sonata arctica (2)|
latest user's comments
|#123 - Comment deleted||12/28/2012 on Warming it up...||0|
|#421 - They are not THAT scary, just don't go directly into the whole… [+] (1 new reply)||12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter||0|
|#177 - When you go get the zoras' eggs they guard them, they are prat… [+] (3 new replies)||12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter||+2|
|#2286768 - Picture||12/23/2012 on Autism Board||+1|
|#4 - guuuurl||12/22/2012 on I can read the Matrix!||0|
|#5 - ******* singed, everywhere I go there is a singed ready… [+] (1 new reply)||12/22/2012 on oh, mexico||0|
|#13 - Picture||12/22/2012 on My day off.||+18|
|#1 - Or when you don't know the lyrics soo you just try to hum the … [+] (1 new reply)||12/22/2012 on Damn straight||+1|
|#2 - Picture||12/22/2012 on MFW||+1|
|#2 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||12/22/2012 on mustang for furer||+23|
|#42 - Mostly on tumblr, others here on fj, and I make some myself...||12/22/2012 on When I first came to FJ||+4|
|#9 - Picture||12/22/2012 on I'm a bit slow sometimes||+6|
|#6 - Picture [+] (1 new reply)||12/22/2012 on Everyone Today...||+18|
#7 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
haha love the name and pic. hell i love that movie!! +1
|#60 - Comment deleted||12/22/2012 on Telescope||0|
|#9 - Relax dude, we are fine.||12/22/2012 on 12/21/12||+13|
|#9 - Picture||12/22/2012 on What's that?||+1|
|#7 - Picture||12/22/2012 on De Kok||0|
|#31 - You know there is something wrong with yourself when the first… [+] (7 new replies)||12/22/2012 on Ingested||+26|
#51 - jonnyfrosty (12/22/2012) [-]
"YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT THIS VENUS FLY TRAP
TO BECOME A PENIS FLY TRAP"
AND THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN HILARIOUS AND WITTY PUN FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
AFTER THAT I SAID TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN"
AND HE SAID
"I CAN'T SPEAK OR THINK BECAUSE I'M A PLANT"
AND I WAS LIKE
"WELL WHATEVER THAT'S COOL BRO"
AND THEN I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN ITS THROAT AND IT STARTED SUCKING ON IT AND I WAS LIKE
"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA"
"THIS IS SO PAINFUL"
"THIS IS AWFUL WHY DID I DO THIS"
AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW MY DICK GOT BIT OFF
BY A PENIS FLY TRAP, THANK YOU FOR READING, GOODBYE
#139 - nogphille (12/22/2012) [-]
i'm so sorry, mr cripple, but i just can't feel too bad for you right now!
yeah, sorry bout that, i'll try my comment again..
penis fly traps don't bite your dick off, they very slowly consume it..
so if your dick was really eaten by one, you would've had that plant on your wheelchair for AGES.
|#14 - Sure, keep telling yourself that.||12/22/2012 on When Hell Freezes Over||+20|
|#22 - Comment deleted||12/22/2012 on Apocalypse prank||0|
|#100 - Picture||12/22/2012 on Childhood Ruined||0|
|#46 - Picture||12/22/2012 on Help?||0|
|#17 - Picture||12/22/2012 on meh||+1|
|#21 - Picture||12/22/2012 on Well damn||+2|
|#34 - This looks like something from psychicpebbles...||12/22/2012 on Me when....||+4|