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Date Signed Up:5/30/2012
Last Login:7/18/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#3246
Highest Comment Rank:#933
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Total Comments Made:1789
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#13 - Picture 12/22/2012 on My day off. +18
#1 - Or when you don't know the lyrics soo you just try to hum the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Damn straight +1
#2 - lolzordz (12/22/2012) [-]
or when you dont even know the melody so you hum your own remix
#2 - Picture 12/22/2012 on MFW +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on mustang for furer +23
#14 - elgringogordo has deleted their comment.
#3 - iamsquid (12/22/2012) [-]
#42 - Mostly on tumblr, others here on fj, and I make some myself... 12/22/2012 on When I first came to FJ +4
#9 - Picture 12/22/2012 on I'm a bit slow sometimes +6
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Everyone Today... +18
#7 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
haha love the name and pic. hell i love that movie!! +1
#60 - Comment deleted 12/22/2012 on Telescope 0
#9 - Relax dude, we are fine. 12/22/2012 on 12/21/12 +13
#9 - Picture 12/22/2012 on What's that? +1
#7 - Picture 12/22/2012 on De Kok 0
#31 - You know there is something wrong with yourself when the first…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Ingested +26
User avatar #70 - maxismahname (12/22/2012) [-]
yeah you're fucked up. i just wanted to stick my finger in it.
#51 - jonnyfrosty (12/22/2012) [-]
THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED I WAS ALL ALONE WITH A VENUS FLY TRAP AND I SAID TO MYSELF
"YOU KNOW WHAT
I WANT THIS VENUS FLY TRAP
TO BECOME A PENIS FLY TRAP"
AND THEN I LAUGHED AT MY OWN HILARIOUS AND WITTY PUN FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
AFTER THAT I SAID TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP
"HEY BUDDY
YOU KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN"
AND HE SAID
"I CAN'T SPEAK OR THINK BECAUSE I'M A PLANT"
AND I WAS LIKE
"WELL WHATEVER THAT'S COOL BRO"
AND THEN I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN ITS THROAT AND IT STARTED SUCKING ON IT AND I WAS LIKE
"YEAH"
"YEAH"
"W..."
"WAIT NO"
"THIS IS"
"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA"
"THIS IS SO PAINFUL"
"I"
"THIS IS AWFUL WHY DID I DO THIS"

AND THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW MY DICK GOT BIT OFF
BY A PENIS FLY TRAP, THANK YOU FOR READING, GOODBYE
#147 - greenthegunstar (12/22/2012) [-]
Don't teabag fly traps, people.
Just...don't.
User avatar #134 - nogphille (12/22/2012) [-]
penis fly traps don't bite your dick off, they very slowly consume it..
so if your dick was really eaten by one, you would've been standing by that plant for AGES
#137 - jonnyfrosty (12/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - nogphille (12/22/2012) [-]
i'm so sorry, mr cripple, but i just can't feel too bad for you right now!
yeah, sorry bout that, i'll try my comment again..

penis fly traps don't bite your dick off, they very slowly consume it..
so if your dick was really eaten by one, you would've had that plant on your wheelchair for AGES.
#56 - higante (12/22/2012) [-]
wut
#14 - Sure, keep telling yourself that. 12/22/2012 on When Hell Freezes Over +20
#22 - Comment deleted 12/22/2012 on Apocalypse prank 0
#100 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Childhood Ruined 0
#46 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Help? 0
#17 - Picture 12/22/2012 on meh +1
#21 - Picture 12/22/2012 on Well damn +2
#34 - This looks like something from psychicpebbles... 12/22/2012 on Me when.... +4
#15 - Im glad I could help, here is a torrent link in case you wanna…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Best way to kiss +1
#16 - tritonsbane (12/22/2012) [-]
Tank you again, kind stranger.
#13 - Oh yeah, forgot I had the gif version too.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Best way to kiss +3
User avatar #14 - tritonsbane (12/22/2012) [-]
You are a sir, and a scholar.

You have my thanks.
#15 - tulioandmiguel (12/22/2012) [-]
Im glad I could help, here is a torrent link in case you wanna download it too.

thepiratebay.se/torrent/5670037/THE_ROAD_TO_EL_DORADO[ANIMATED]_IN_XVID-MULTI_AUDIO]_BY_WINKER_K
#16 - tritonsbane (12/22/2012) [-]
Tank you again, kind stranger.
#12 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Best way to kiss +3
#13 - tulioandmiguel (12/22/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot I had the gif version too.
User avatar #14 - tritonsbane (12/22/2012) [-]
You are a sir, and a scholar.

You have my thanks.
#15 - tulioandmiguel (12/22/2012) [-]
Im glad I could help, here is a torrent link in case you wanna download it too.

thepiratebay.se/torrent/5670037/THE_ROAD_TO_EL_DORADO[ANIMATED]_IN_XVID-MULTI_AUDIO]_BY_WINKER_K
#16 - tritonsbane (12/22/2012) [-]
Tank you again, kind stranger.
#42942 - Hey, thanks for this tip, I think I'll buy this one : Superlux…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #43009 - clunkybot (12/18/2012) [-]
Alright man! Glad you found something for you.
#93 - related twice. 12/11/2012 on Do what you must....wanker +2
#41938 - Thank you! 12/08/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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