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#99 - Omg you are still here?! You never fail to put a smi… 03/05/2013 on God Damnit 0
#255 - You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^ 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
#123 - Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#37 - quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#36 - Realmente, eu não conheço ninguém que gosta da politica de …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon +1
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#18 - mfw Dilma ( the curent, female president of Brasil ) is doing …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon +4
User avatar #23 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I guess you don't know many people from the lower class.
User avatar #36 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Realmente, eu não conheço ninguém que gosta da politica de pão e circo daqui...

Bolsa familha, futebol, carnaval, bbb e agora copa do mundo e ainda olimpiadas...

É o de se esperar de um país que cultua a bunda...

User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
User avatar #24 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I mean HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE MORDEKAISER NUMERO 1
#117 - np, glad I could help a little. 02/23/2013 on Led and nitrogen 0
#114 - Yes, it changes collor, kinda like a shiny rainbow star I gues…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Led and nitrogen 0
User avatar #116 - capinsquiggles (02/23/2013) [-]
I saw a very slight different from the beginning to the end so I thought so, thanks for letting me know
#117 - tulioandmiguel (02/23/2013) [-]
np, glad I could help a little.
#165 - No problem. And thanks for the image... I guess... 02/22/2013 on A Rocky Start 0
#163 - Best movie ever, go watch it :  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on A Rocky Start +1
#164 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks!

To express my gratitude, you can have this image.
#165 - tulioandmiguel (02/22/2013) [-]
No problem.

And thanks for the image... I guess...
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#13 - You are entretaining me, and a lot of users of this site. Thanks. 02/20/2013 on Do you want to play a game? +1
#87 - "Local man observes duck" " It quacks! &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2013 on A Rocky Start +26
User avatar #162 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
sauce?
#164 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks!

To express my gratitude, you can have this image.
#165 - tulioandmiguel (02/22/2013) [-]
No problem.

And thanks for the image... I guess...
#35 - Picture 02/17/2013 on Doing a favor for my friend. 0
#119 - I liked the new album, ( altough I didn't like " **… 02/16/2013 on Feels. See Description. 0
#45 - Hey man, don't listen to Sonata while broken hearted, let the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Feels. See Description. 0
User avatar #49 - moshthun (02/16/2013) [-]
I listen to them all the time... The newest album pissed me off, yet there are some gems in them.
User avatar #119 - tulioandmiguel (02/16/2013) [-]
I liked the new album, ( altough I didn't like "shitload of money" at all ), the other songs were realy good.

For me every Sonata Arctica album has at least 4 AMAZING songs, and the rest is just good. This one was no exception. ( Tough some albuns like Ecpliptica, or Silence have 4 good songs and the rest are PERFECT ). ^^



User avatar #52 - theantihipster (02/16/2013) [-]
Hey, look on the bright side. You're a guy who can obviously hold down a relationship and is willing to commit, and despite being in Europe, you have a beautiful Cadillac. Life is not yet so horrible. When you decide to get another girl, it should be easy.
#30 - He is holding the cigar on his mouth. ( He had to press his mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Crime and punishment 0
User avatar #68 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
Na i think he is just laughing, its a pretty funny scenario.
#37 - lol not at all, thanks for beeing cool about it. btw… 02/12/2013 on Jail or Isolation. 0
#25 - oh my, you cropped and posted the same pic I did last year, un…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Jail or Isolation. +1
User avatar #29 - raincollie (02/12/2013) [-]
That makes sense, actually. This question was posted about 3 years ago, and I happened to stumble upon it only yesterday.
I'm sorry if you find it offensive that I posted it anew.
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/12/2013) [-]
lol not at all, thanks for beeing cool about it.

btw is that you on your profile pic? if soo, you are realy hot!
#7353 - Comment deleted 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#7352 - Comment deleted 02/12/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed 0
#95 - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BRAZIL ÉS # UNO btw that is spanish … 02/09/2013 on meanwhile in comp +1
#88 - I live in Brazil and I have never seen a snake... And we …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on meanwhile in comp +2
User avatar #90 - evilanakie (02/09/2013) [-]
gibe moni plos
User avatar #95 - tulioandmiguel (02/09/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BRAZIL ÉS # UNO

btw that is spanish ( és numero uno ),
in portuguese ( the language we speak here in brazil ), we would say : "é o melhor" ou, "é o numero um"
#146 - Bitches be crayzey 02/09/2013 on Happy Birthday +1
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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#1 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
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#2 to #1 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
Sorry, I misspelled something on the comment...

and it was also a marriage proposal...

#3 to #2 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
lol thats fair enough then
lol thats fair enough then
#4 to #3 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
Soo, would you marry me?
#5 to #4 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
i see you like road to el dorado. i have not seen that in years.... looks like ill be watching that some time this week   
   
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i see you like road to el dorado. i have not seen that in years.... looks like ill be watching that some time this week

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#7 to #5 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
I gotta go now...   
Soo, see you later my darling !
I gotta go now...
Soo, see you later my darling !

#6 to #5 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
Sweet!   
   
Its well worth watching ^^, I hope you like it.   
   
   
   
Also, look at my username :P
Sweet!

Its well worth watching ^^, I hope you like it.



Also, look at my username :P
User avatar #8 to #6 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
it used to be my favourite film as a kid. then i lost the tape and forgot the name until a couple years ago. so as soon as i remembered i looked it up and only found youtube video of it
#9 to #8 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
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I leave you with one more dose of epicosoty, Tulio out!
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I leave you with one more dose of epicosoty, Tulio out!
#10 to #9 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
looks like ill need a road to el dorado folder now lol see ya. next time you are online ssend me that link? pllleeeeaasee lol
looks like ill need a road to el dorado folder now lol see ya. next time you are online ssend me that link? pllleeeeaasee lol
User avatar #11 to #10 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh **** , sorry about that,

http:// thepiratebay. se/torrent/5670037/THEROADTOELDORADO[ANIMATED]INXVID-MULTIAUDIO]BYWINKE RK


I always forget that FJ doesent acept links, you gotta remove the spaces.

Also, if you don't know how torrent works you have to download uTorrent first, then download the file, and open it on uTorrent.
User avatar #12 to #11 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks for the link and thanks for the explanation

you just made me realize ive not got any pics that say that you are awesome
#13 to #12 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
No problem at all, and thanks!   
   
And dont have any a pic like that too...
No problem at all, and thanks!

And dont have any a pic like that too...

#14 to #13 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
to be fair the internet doesn't have many  people that need that type of pic
to be fair the internet doesn't have many people that need that type of pic
#15 to #14 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh stop it you!
Oh stop it you!
#16 to #15 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
i love that gif


i love that gif
#17 to #16 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
ty ^^,   
   
These supernatural gifs are making me curious about it,    
   
( Also, does this guy realy say that line in the show? because that hilarious xD )   
   
Should I watch it?   
   
I'v seen a few episodes some years ago, but not in order, seemed quite nice tough...
ty ^^,

These supernatural gifs are making me curious about it,

( Also, does this guy realy say that line in the show? because that hilarious xD )

Should I watch it?

I'v seen a few episodes some years ago, but not in order, seemed quite nice tough...
User avatar #18 to #17 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
i started season 1 about 2 weeks ago and i am on season 5 at the moment so i dont know if he says that but it looks like he does and if you like stories about demons and angels then yea it is something you should watch as it is amazing http://watchseries(.)eu/serie/supernatural
#19 to #18 - tulioandmiguel (07/09/2012) [-]
I think I'll start watching it, thank you :D
#20 to #19 - shedrule (07/09/2012) [-]
it is good if you have the time theres about 20 episodes a season and they are about 40 mins long
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