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#4 - Am I the only one who has a ******* great experie…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/10/2013 on It's a tough decision 0
User avatar #15 - caelmercurius (03/11/2013) [-]
Can I have your Summoner Name for NA?

I really want more people to play with.
User avatar #33 - raigen (03/13/2013) [-]
i'm a cool player, only problem is i don't get to play very ofton but i do well usually
Raigen Convict NA
User avatar #17 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
I play on the BR server, sorry...

User avatar #20 - caelmercurius (03/11/2013) [-]
But below you said you play on the NA sever too.
User avatar #21 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
I playED on the NA, after I transfered to the BR server I can't go back. :/
User avatar #22 - caelmercurius (03/11/2013) [-]
Oh, I just figured you had multiple accounts spread across.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. :c
User avatar #24 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
lol np, I was kinda vague.
Good luck finding people to play with you, you can try adding people who do well on matches, or something...
User avatar #25 - caelmercurius (03/11/2013) [-]
I usually do, I always Honor everybody and send requests to people who I think were nice or good team mates, but I must be doing something wrong or something. I dunno.
User avatar #9 - Noah (03/11/2013) [-]
I have a lot of fun playing with friends, but solo queue is horrible for me.
I play on the NA server, and I get matched with so many Mexican players.
I don't care that they're Mexican, but the lack of communication often ruins games for me, along with their shitty connection.
User avatar #18 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that sucks, I don't have that problem tough, because I speak portuguese, spanish, and english, soo I can talk to preety much everyone on my server ( BR )...

Just try to communicate with pings I guess...
User avatar #19 - Noah (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, the new pings have helped.
A lot of them refuse to cooperate though and instalock roles that have been called already, which sucks.
User avatar #23 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
I tend to Doge Q alot, I can preety much filter all of those troll by doing soo.

Better lose half an hour ( wich I can do anything I want ) than waste 20m~1h + elo...
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/11/2013) [-]
I always have fun playing solo, butit's fucking frustrating as hell when you do great and SHOULD win but don't because you're teammates wont cooperate/stop fucking around
User avatar #8 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
There are a lot of times that I am doing well but I lose, I know it doesn't sound fair, but your TEAM was inferior, sometimes its just a luck game...

Yesterday I was matched with 5 enemies that weren't even lvl 30, one of them had 4 wins, while I have 2k, and and my teammates had at least 400 wins each... I felt dirty after winning that game :/
#5 - greymonj (03/11/2013) [-]
which server do you play on? you seem like the kind of person who can keep a "kill my friendships" game fun.
User avatar #7 - tulioandmiguel (03/11/2013) [-]
I play in the Brazilian server, but I find this to be true in both the NA, and the BR servers, ( I played 1k+ games in the NA server, because Brazil didn't have a server yet )
#82 - Picture 03/10/2013 on Guitar of time +5
#82 - Hey, where can I download all episodes of this anime at once? … 03/09/2013 on Mustache joke 0
#16 - You are not alone. inb4 red thumbs but w/e  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Poor Bruce -2
User avatar #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm glad someone else was brave enough to say they don't like him
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/06/2013) [-]
It's ok not to like him. We're 7 billion people on the planet, of course not everyone can like the same things. Personally I like (love) the Batman series and character, but you don't deserve red thumbs, just for not liking the same thing as me.
#85 - #rebel #2edgy4u #livebymyownrules 03/06/2013 on Time Starts Now +3
#99 - Omg you are still here?! You never fail to put a smi… 03/05/2013 on God Damnit 0
#255 - You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^ 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
#123 - Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't kno…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#37 - quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!  [+] (4 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon 0
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#36 - Realmente, eu não conheço ninguém que gosta da politica de …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon +1
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
#18 - mfw Dilma ( the curent, female president of Brasil ) is doing …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2013 on Wemon +4
User avatar #23 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I guess you don't know many people from the lower class.
User avatar #36 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Realmente, eu não conheço ninguém que gosta da politica de pão e circo daqui...

Bolsa familha, futebol, carnaval, bbb e agora copa do mundo e ainda olimpiadas...

É o de se esperar de um país que cultua a bunda...

User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
quer dizer, BR? BR? BR? HUEHUEUEHUEHUE BRASIL?!
User avatar #115 - catsparade (02/24/2013) [-]
I have a question since I know only a little Portuguese but I Google translated your comment and wanted to know in this was a really a bad translation or if you meant it to be this way... this is what what it gave me:
"Really, I do not know anyone who likes the politics of bread and circuses here ...

Familha purse, football, carnival, and now bbb World Cup and Olympics yet ...

It is to be expected from a country that worships the ass ... "

I was like what?!? but it made me laugh so hard either way.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda like that, I was talking about how I don't know anyone who likes the
'Panem et circenses' politcs, bread and circuses.
We have 'Bolsa familha' a govnerment program that gives money to the poor, soo they can eat(bread), and we have Big brother brazil, soccer, carnival, and now the olympics, and soccer world cup here(circuses).
But no incentive to culture, other than the culture of the ass, the 'nudity' and exposure of carnival, and the tv shows like Big brother, no education, some cities are giving up part of the educational found to spend more money on the preparations for the olympics, we have pathetic hospital serviçes, pathetic public schools, and still we are the country that pays most taxes in the whole world.
This was just a rant, saying we worship ass, when you say 'brazil', to foreigners, the first things they think about are "Pelé" the soccer player, and how good we are at soccer, and about the beatifull weman at the carnival.
That, plus bigest taxes, one of the worst distribution of money, and big inflation ( mostly thanks to our current president Dilma ), make me hate this country...

User avatar #254 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I agree with you, brasils government, much like every south american government now is just an asistentialist government which doesn't redistribute the wealth, it just takes it from the wealthy and gives it directly to the poor, without investing in progress.

And about the World Cup and the Olympics, I'm very happy they are in brasil, for I can finally go see a few matches but i'm baffled for brasil is definetively not in the position to host both events.
User avatar #255 - tulioandmiguel (02/24/2013) [-]
You expressed my opinion way better than I did. ^^
User avatar #24 - basicargentinian (02/24/2013) [-]
I mean HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE MORDEKAISER NUMERO 1
#117 - np, glad I could help a little. 02/23/2013 on Led and nitrogen 0
#114 - Yes, it changes collor, kinda like a shiny rainbow star I gues…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2013 on Led and nitrogen 0
User avatar #116 - capinsquiggles (02/23/2013) [-]
I saw a very slight different from the beginning to the end so I thought so, thanks for letting me know
#117 - tulioandmiguel (02/23/2013) [-]
np, glad I could help a little.
#165 - No problem. And thanks for the image... I guess... 02/22/2013 on A Rocky Start 0
#163 - Best movie ever, go watch it :  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2013 on A Rocky Start +1
#164 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks!

To express my gratitude, you can have this image.
#165 - tulioandmiguel (02/22/2013) [-]
No problem.

And thanks for the image... I guess...
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#50 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2013 on Fuck nature metophorically 0
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#13 - You are entretaining me, and a lot of users of this site. Thanks. 02/20/2013 on Do you want to play a game? +1
#87 - "Local man observes duck" " It quacks! &quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2013 on A Rocky Start +26
User avatar #162 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
sauce?
#164 - terowrath (02/22/2013) [-]
Thanks!

To express my gratitude, you can have this image.
#165 - tulioandmiguel (02/22/2013) [-]
No problem.

And thanks for the image... I guess...
#35 - Picture 02/17/2013 on Doing a favor for my friend. 0
#119 - I liked the new album, ( altough I didn't like " **… 02/16/2013 on Feels. See Description. 0
#45 - Hey man, don't listen to Sonata while broken hearted, let the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2013 on Feels. See Description. 0
User avatar #49 - moshthun (02/16/2013) [-]
I listen to them all the time... The newest album pissed me off, yet there are some gems in them.
User avatar #119 - tulioandmiguel (02/16/2013) [-]
I liked the new album, ( altough I didn't like "shitload of money" at all ), the other songs were realy good.

For me every Sonata Arctica album has at least 4 AMAZING songs, and the rest is just good. This one was no exception. ( Tough some albuns like Ecpliptica, or Silence have 4 good songs and the rest are PERFECT ). ^^



User avatar #52 - theantihipster (02/16/2013) [-]
Hey, look on the bright side. You're a guy who can obviously hold down a relationship and is willing to commit, and despite being in Europe, you have a beautiful Cadillac. Life is not yet so horrible. When you decide to get another girl, it should be easy.
#30 - He is holding the cigar on his mouth. ( He had to press his mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on Crime and punishment 0
User avatar #68 - Faz (02/13/2013) [-]
Na i think he is just laughing, its a pretty funny scenario.
#37 - lol not at all, thanks for beeing cool about it. btw… 02/12/2013 on Jail or Isolation. 0
#25 - oh my, you cropped and posted the same pic I did last year, un…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Jail or Isolation. +1
User avatar #29 - raincollie (02/12/2013) [-]
That makes sense, actually. This question was posted about 3 years ago, and I happened to stumble upon it only yesterday.
I'm sorry if you find it offensive that I posted it anew.
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (02/12/2013) [-]
lol not at all, thanks for beeing cool about it.

btw is that you on your profile pic? if soo, you are realy hot!
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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