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#57 - wow very thanks, much gratefull, wow love you  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on (untitled) +2
#58 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#62 - sheiladikshit (09/05/2013) [-]
#55 - Thank you very much!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2013 on (untitled) +2
#56 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow enhance
User avatar #57 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
wow very thanks, much gratefull, wow love you
#58 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#62 - sheiladikshit (09/05/2013) [-]
#46 - Hey, do you have that one where he is really small and then it…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/05/2013 on (untitled) 0
#54 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
I'll go look for the CSI Shibe
User avatar #55 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
#56 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
Wow enhance
User avatar #57 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
wow very thanks, much gratefull, wow love you
#58 - kakariko (09/05/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#62 - sheiladikshit (09/05/2013) [-]
#600 - At least I am taller than him... Saying that wo… 09/03/2013 on How f*cked are U +1
#165 - Picture 09/03/2013 on I'd like that a lot +6
#21 - I don't think so, it really depends on whether or not your par…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/01/2013 on Have a gay day made my day +17
#154 - Nameloc (09/01/2013) [-]
"They receive less money for the same jobs."

Depending on what type of job you're at, this may be false.
Especially in lower jobs, like fast food and working at grocery stores, everyone is paid roughly the same...

Although in my experience with my single job at a fast food restaurant, the females were able to start off at $8.20+ an hour....
I started off at $7.25 and it took me almost two years to get to $8.20.
All the while I never use my phone whilst on the clock, never stopped working to talk to others, and I never left my position to talk with a friend for 1-2++ hours.
The repeat offenders who did such things, gained raises much quicker because they can simply throw on a giant fake smile towards every guest.
Meanwhile I worked my ass off, picking up their slack.

During my first summer, on an extremely busy Saturday, I was the ONLY cashier, of 6, that took orders. All because my co-workers didn't want to do their job. (With our entire staff being primarily females.)
My register pulled $1,600 that night. That's more than what Drive-Through made.

I hate it anytime I see people throw up the "less money for jobs" bullshit.
Unless the female in question is mentally grown up, then this is irrelevant.
User avatar #130 - undeadwill (09/01/2013) [-]
Al but the last ne is true.
#80 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
They don't receive less money for the same jobs anymore, thats... That was a while ago
User avatar #79 - legayunicorn (09/01/2013) [-]
The dressing up part is somewhat true.

If you try to be pretty when you're young, you gotta try to be pretty when you're older.
Because people get use to your perfection.


I mean, if you always wear eyeliner and mascara, then people expect you to have pretty eyes. Because they are used to it.

But if you don't wear eyeliner and mascara, people get used to your eyes.

Plus, you don't have to wax if you are use to shaving. I mean, waxing doesn't make sense unless people expect you to be a doll.

You can also keep your body and stuff healthy by just being healthy.

Women are expected to smell pretty, but I like smelling like vanilla and lavender.
User avatar #116 - VIsForVendetta (09/01/2013) [-]
I think some girls just wax because it's more convenient than having to shave everything from the neck down every other day
User avatar #126 - legayunicorn (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure most women only shave things below the belt.
Excluding their underarms.
User avatar #133 - VIsForVendetta (09/01/2013) [-]
That'll be below the neck then?

Its not fun shaving your legs/pits/bits/whatever in the morning and then having sandpaper the next day. I'd wax if I wasn't a wuss tbf
User avatar #163 - legayunicorn (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't find shaving that difficult.
User avatar #65 - mondominiman (09/01/2013) [-]
They don't HAVE to wear makeup and dress up but it's expected of them because no one wants to see a women going around in pajamas and bed hair.
User avatar #91 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
which pretty much translates to yes they have
User avatar #93 - mondominiman (09/01/2013) [-]
If they want to live by social norm then they can but sometimes people can be unique in there own way that isn't that bad.
User avatar #95 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
Then prepare to be out bred
User avatar #96 - mondominiman (09/01/2013) [-]
Because strange people never have kids/get married.
User avatar #206 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
bateking, you're just a fucking hater.
User avatar #304 - bateking (09/02/2013) [-]
Bite me
User avatar #97 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
well its certainly harder to for strange people to exist within society
User avatar #108 - mondominiman (09/01/2013) [-]
I want to believe it's fake but I know there exists people like that. Not people who fap to MLP r34 there are tons of them, but people who admit to it in public.
User avatar #110 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
sure as heck are. It's hard to understand how these people exist, at first. Then you realize that they don't share the same social fears or don't always think things through when saying them.

I know because I have a mild case of aspergers. I think I've mostly overcome it though medication, hard work, and good parents.
#121 - Cute! ^^ No problem, and thanks. 08/30/2013 on Playstation Plus vs. Xbox Live 0
#120 - I agree with this guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on Playstation Plus vs. Xbox Live +1
#123 - chrislee (08/30/2013) [-]
#107 - They are relaunching fable 1 soon, I'd rather wait, the game h…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Playstation Plus vs. Xbox Live 0
#108 - thenamecreator (08/30/2013) [-]
I was unaware of that... Thank you sir
Take this as thanks
#124 - chrislee (08/30/2013) [-]
If you live near a gamestop, they would most likely have a used copy for about $3-5.
User avatar #121 - tulioandmiguel (08/30/2013) [-]
Cute! ^^

No problem, and thanks.

#117 - chrislee (08/30/2013) [-]
In the meantime, buy Fable 2!
Not as good as 1 but 100x better than 3.
User avatar #197 - hydraetis (08/30/2013) [-]
I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking when they removed basically every decent feature of 2 going into 3, then added a bunch of awfully executed ideas.

YOUR WEAPONS EVOLVE WITH YOU BASED ON HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME*
*The weapons that actually do this are the weakest in the game and you'll never use them

YOU CAN NOW HOLD HANDS WITH YOUR IN-GAME LOVE*
*This also includes random npc quests. Have fun holding hands with random men as you lead them out of the forest with your male character!

I could continue, but I'd probably run out of characters.
User avatar #281 - curtkobain (08/30/2013) [-]
my only real problem with the game that it wasn't funny. I loved fable 2 because the in game content was funny as well as the achievements.
User avatar #120 - tulioandmiguel (08/30/2013) [-]
I agree with this guy.
#123 - chrislee (08/30/2013) [-]
#6 - Crows usually follow wolf packs waiting to eat the rests of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on Dog +3
#20 - danruaul (08/29/2013) [-]
that's awesome.
#6 - wow such roll much comfy wow very dog 08/28/2013 on Candy Crushing balls saga 0
#75 - Impostor! 08/25/2013 on Fabulous. 0
#9 - 1/10th of the population of the world is gay, the ones you not…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Fabulous. +1
User avatar #53 - scelesticfish (08/25/2013) [-]
You look familiar.
#75 - tulioandmiguel (08/25/2013) [-]
Impostor!
#30 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
And like I said I have no problem with that. I just don't like the loud minority like you said.
#70 - because of reasons 08/24/2013 on Mcurica +2
#2 - Picture 08/24/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#30 - Welp im just done creating my first "game", it's jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on We need this for reasons -6
User avatar #136 - thehardcorechimp (08/21/2013) [-]
Ok
#59 - Picture 08/21/2013 on The truth behind Pokemon +2
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on The truth behind Pokemon +2
#59 - tulioandmiguel (08/21/2013) [-]
#57 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on The truth behind Pokemon +3
#58 - tulioandmiguel (08/21/2013) [-]
#59 - tulioandmiguel (08/21/2013) [-]
#98 - So young, so naive. 08/20/2013 on ambiguous 0
#36 - mfw fact 1720 : yes mf is a video 08/18/2013 on all them facts 0
#36 - stick it up you butt do it phaggot 08/17/2013 on Best plunger 0
#61 - I believe it's from be carefull it's **** 08/16/2013 on phanact is this your brother? 0
#32 - Hey can you upload you profile picture for me? 08/13/2013 on Halo Trivia Comp 6 0
#42 - I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes of the first Higurash… 08/06/2013 on Anime things 0
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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