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#136 - they say that the first sexual experiences you have in your li…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
no first time was just plain boring sex with a chick.
User avatar #138 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow, finally met someone like me then, I thought I was straight up until I was 16 as well, and I ALMOST had sex with my then girlfriend, but I decided to break up with her as things were getting a more serious, and I was getting more uncomfortable...

Most gay guys I know already knew they were gay by 12 years old..

User avatar #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
most gays I know didn't know till they where older.
#134 - '-' imprinting maybe (do you believe in it)?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #136 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
they say that the first sexual experiences you have in your life define your sexual preferences, fetishes, and tastes for the rest of your life, dunno if that's true tough...

( I gotta go now, when I come back I'll reply again )
User avatar #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
no first time was just plain boring sex with a chick.
User avatar #138 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow, finally met someone like me then, I thought I was straight up until I was 16 as well, and I ALMOST had sex with my then girlfriend, but I decided to break up with her as things were getting a more serious, and I was getting more uncomfortable...

Most gay guys I know already knew they were gay by 12 years old..

User avatar #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
most gays I know didn't know till they where older.
#132 - oh that sucks, sorry. ( replying here because there were…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #133 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
its all I good. I liked it
User avatar #134 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
'-' imprinting maybe (do you believe in it)?

User avatar #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #136 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
they say that the first sexual experiences you have in your life define your sexual preferences, fetishes, and tastes for the rest of your life, dunno if that's true tough...

( I gotta go now, when I come back I'll reply again )
User avatar #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
no first time was just plain boring sex with a chick.
User avatar #138 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow, finally met someone like me then, I thought I was straight up until I was 16 as well, and I ALMOST had sex with my then girlfriend, but I decided to break up with her as things were getting a more serious, and I was getting more uncomfortable...

Most gay guys I know already knew they were gay by 12 years old..

User avatar #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
most gays I know didn't know till they where older.
#130 - lol wut, how can you not admit you are gay while having gay sex? '-'  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #131 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
rape.
#128 - im only 17 tough, and I've only known I am gay for about a year...  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't admit I was gay till I was like 16 though I had gay sex twice before then.
User avatar #130 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
lol wut, how can you not admit you are gay while having gay sex? '-'
User avatar #131 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
rape.
#126 - *_*, except we are all virgins still.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #127 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
speak for yourself hoe I stopped being one of then 8 years ago.
User avatar #128 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
im only 17 tough, and I've only known I am gay for about a year...
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't admit I was gay till I was like 16 though I had gay sex twice before then.
User avatar #130 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
lol wut, how can you not admit you are gay while having gay sex? '-'
User avatar #131 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
rape.
#123 - I mean, I my gay friends, and myself as well, have amazing tee…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
that cuz cum is a natural teeth whitener.
User avatar #126 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
*_*, except we are all virgins still.
User avatar #127 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
speak for yourself hoe I stopped being one of then 8 years ago.
User avatar #128 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
im only 17 tough, and I've only known I am gay for about a year...
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't admit I was gay till I was like 16 though I had gay sex twice before then.
User avatar #130 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
lol wut, how can you not admit you are gay while having gay sex? '-'
User avatar #131 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
rape.
#8 - I dunno, that's always the first place I look when I wanna dow… 09/20/2013 on Thwomps 0
#6 - nvm this seems to be from the game I wanna Be the Guy in case …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Thwomps +3
User avatar #12 - noseses (09/20/2013) [-]
or you could download from the actual site. it's freeware, and you'll get less feds on you

kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
User avatar #7 - octaviano (09/20/2013) [-]
Why is there a pirate bay torrent for a game that's FREE AND only 68 MB?
#52 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
The purpose of file sharing isn't solely for downloading things illegally.
User avatar #8 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
I dunno, that's always the first place I look when I wanna download games.

#5 - Sorry but what is this?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Thwomps +3
User avatar #6 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
nvm this seems to be from the game I wanna Be the Guy in case anyone was wondering.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_the_Guy

thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4175939/I_wanna_be_the_guy
User avatar #12 - noseses (09/20/2013) [-]
or you could download from the actual site. it's freeware, and you'll get less feds on you

kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php
User avatar #7 - octaviano (09/20/2013) [-]
Why is there a pirate bay torrent for a game that's FREE AND only 68 MB?
#52 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
The purpose of file sharing isn't solely for downloading things illegally.
User avatar #8 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
I dunno, that's always the first place I look when I wanna download games.

#56 - I guess gay guys DO have amazing teeth. ^^  [+] (17 new replies) 09/20/2013 on (untitled) -4
User avatar #122 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
shit nigger I had good teeth before I was gay.



I can't stand the feeling of not brushing my teeth... it drives me fucking crazy.
User avatar #132 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
oh that sucks, sorry. ( replying here because there were already 2 many replies )



User avatar #133 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
its all I good. I liked it
User avatar #134 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
'-' imprinting maybe (do you believe in it)?

User avatar #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
what do you mean??
User avatar #136 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
they say that the first sexual experiences you have in your life define your sexual preferences, fetishes, and tastes for the rest of your life, dunno if that's true tough...

( I gotta go now, when I come back I'll reply again )
User avatar #137 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
no first time was just plain boring sex with a chick.
User avatar #138 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh wow, finally met someone like me then, I thought I was straight up until I was 16 as well, and I ALMOST had sex with my then girlfriend, but I decided to break up with her as things were getting a more serious, and I was getting more uncomfortable...

Most gay guys I know already knew they were gay by 12 years old..

User avatar #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
most gays I know didn't know till they where older.
User avatar #123 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
I mean, I my gay friends, and myself as well, have amazing teeth, and I don't even take much care of mine...
User avatar #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
that cuz cum is a natural teeth whitener.
User avatar #126 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
*_*, except we are all virgins still.
User avatar #127 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
speak for yourself hoe I stopped being one of then 8 years ago.
User avatar #128 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
im only 17 tough, and I've only known I am gay for about a year...
User avatar #129 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't admit I was gay till I was like 16 though I had gay sex twice before then.
User avatar #130 - tulioandmiguel (09/20/2013) [-]
lol wut, how can you not admit you are gay while having gay sex? '-'
User avatar #131 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/20/2013) [-]
rape.
#13 - Credit to ac/dc for making this joke... The song highway t… 09/20/2013 on Maps = lies +5
#28 - or should I say hot? 09/10/2013 on we all did this at one point 0
#27 - I think it looks really cool *_*.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on we all did this at one point 0
User avatar #28 - tulioandmiguel (09/10/2013) [-]
or should I say hot?
#71 - Whoa sound like you had an exiting but tough experience! I…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on yeah dude, fuck 0
#72 - autoxx (09/10/2013) [-]
We had a girl that pitches shows to the network execs come up to the trapline taking video, it would have been 4 months building log homes, 4 months trapping, and 4 months vacationing in the south seas spearing sharks (my favorite game). The whole Deadliest Catch fiasco happened right then when the network was suing them and we told them all to fuck off.

*The same network sued the fisherman for everything they had when they tried to get the camera crews out of their houses.
#53 - Hey, that's very interesting! Could you please share some more…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2013 on yeah dude, fuck +1
#65 - autoxx (09/10/2013) [-]
I have had my shoulder dislocated by a cougar, stalked by wolves, shot a black bear with a potato gun, chased another one through a valley wearing nothing but a machette (I was sleeping when THAT asshole showed up the last time)...
There are more but those are just the ones that spring to mind at he moment.

You have to be rather self-reliant out there though. If you get hurt or your machine breaks down it might be a week long hike to get to help.
I have had to stitch my left shoulder and the back of my right hand back together (the hand was very difficult) because I would have bled out before getting to a first aid kit.
I went through the ice over a spring when it was -45*C and had to run for 2 hours to get back to the cabin (I was actually warm when I got back but only the shoulders and knees of my coveralls would move, a 2 hour ordeal to try to get out of them...)
Nearly slid into the river trying to get closer to a hole in the ice to fish, the clip on my pocket knife was knocked off and my belt knife was on the snowmobile. I ended up having to freeze each knee into the ice to "take a step". Took 3 hours to get out of the hole and my knees didn't work properly for almost 2 years.

There are some difficult experiences but most of the time you get up when you want, make some breakfast, go check one of the lines (setting traps on a big loop is the most efficient), set a few traps/snares, come back to split some firewood and then get into a decent book. Some days are a bit of work but there are a lot of easy ones too.
I trap Wolves, coyote, lynx, marten, beaver, skunk (but I don't really mess with them) weasel (there are 3 kinds), fox, all the way down to squirrel. The only ones I can't manage on this trapline are otter, fisher, and black bear.
User avatar #71 - tulioandmiguel (09/10/2013) [-]
Whoa sound like you had an exiting but tough experience!
I have nothing but utter respect for you.

Have you considered writing a book about this?
#72 - autoxx (09/10/2013) [-]
We had a girl that pitches shows to the network execs come up to the trapline taking video, it would have been 4 months building log homes, 4 months trapping, and 4 months vacationing in the south seas spearing sharks (my favorite game). The whole Deadliest Catch fiasco happened right then when the network was suing them and we told them all to fuck off.

*The same network sued the fisherman for everything they had when they tried to get the camera crews out of their houses.
#32 - **tulioandmiguel rolls 84** 09/06/2013 on The shirt should be XL right? +1
#35 - > Very old League > Get Twisted fate > Build…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/06/2013 on League so smart +1
#98 - ennemi (09/06/2013) [-]
haha, aoe stun tf was the best
User avatar #36 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
> Super old League
> Get Blitzcrank
> Build whatever
> Pull Baron into Fountain
> ??????
> VICTORY


Because League was so broken.
#42 - ryhis (09/06/2013) [-]
>Ultimate old League
>Get heimerdinger
>Block mid minions with turret
>10min and release minions
>VICTORY
User avatar #130 - herbolifee (09/07/2013) [-]
Ahh now those were the days
User avatar #116 - mrbuu (09/06/2013) [-]
>old league
>get garren
>6 sunfire capes
>spin2win
User avatar #72 - thepastamaypwnyou (09/06/2013) [-]
>Old league

>Buy 15 potions at start

>Rape the mid laner
#95 - opsbuttbuddy (09/06/2013) [-]
that was early season 3.. and it was 13
#31 - > Old League > Get Mordekaiser > Build 6 Sunf…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/06/2013 on League so smart +1
User avatar #33 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
> Old League
> Get Evelynn/Twitch
> Build 6 Sunfire Capes
> Rub against enemies till dead
> ??????
> VICTORY
User avatar #35 - tulioandmiguel (09/06/2013) [-]
> Very old League
> Get Twisted fate
> Build whatever
> Teleport anywhere on the map every 10 seconds
> AoE stun card all the time
> ??????
> VICTORY



Why am I doing this? '-'
#98 - ennemi (09/06/2013) [-]
haha, aoe stun tf was the best
User avatar #36 - Encarna (09/06/2013) [-]
> Super old League
> Get Blitzcrank
> Build whatever
> Pull Baron into Fountain
> ??????
> VICTORY


Because League was so broken.
#42 - ryhis (09/06/2013) [-]
>Ultimate old League
>Get heimerdinger
>Block mid minions with turret
>10min and release minions
>VICTORY
User avatar #130 - herbolifee (09/07/2013) [-]
Ahh now those were the days
User avatar #116 - mrbuu (09/06/2013) [-]
>old league
>get garren
>6 sunfire capes
>spin2win
User avatar #72 - thepastamaypwnyou (09/06/2013) [-]
>Old league

>Buy 15 potions at start

>Rape the mid laner
#95 - opsbuttbuddy (09/06/2013) [-]
that was early season 3.. and it was 13
#185 - It is an amazing game for the DS, Hotel Dusk Room 215. 09/06/2013 on No, but your father can 0
#184 - It is an amazing game for the DS, Hotel Dusk Room 215.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on No, but your father can +1
User avatar #190 - stripey (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you ^^
#45 - Thank you very much! All I have to offer are Road to El Dorado…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on No, but your father can +1
#46 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
I've already got quite a few, but thanks for offering!
#40 - Oh wow, you're fast, thank you very much!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on No, but your father can +1
User avatar #44 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
No problem.
#38 - Nice, can you post a few? 09/05/2013 on No, but your father can +1
#34 - Hey, I loved that game, do you have more gifs of it?  [+] (15 new replies) 09/05/2013 on No, but your father can +1
User avatar #165 - stripey (09/06/2013) [-]
What game is it?
User avatar #184 - tulioandmiguel (09/06/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Dusk:_Room_215

It is an amazing game for the DS, Hotel Dusk Room 215.
User avatar #190 - stripey (09/06/2013) [-]
Thank you ^^
#35 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
Sure, mostly reactions though.
User avatar #38 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
Nice, can you post a few?
#36 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
#37 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #40 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you're fast, thank you very much!
User avatar #44 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
No problem.
#39 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
#41 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
#42 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
#43 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
And done.
#45 - tulioandmiguel (09/05/2013) [-]
Thank you very much! All I have to offer are Road to El Dorado gifs/pics, if you want them.
#46 - shishiko (09/05/2013) [-]
I've already got quite a few, but thanks for offering!
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#40 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
MFW I'm 5'6"
User avatar #41 to #40 - tulioandmiguel (12/16/2013) [-]
From this fact, and the fact that I have seen photos of you wearing a dress, I can safely say that you are indeed cute.
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (12/16/2013) [-]
v//v
User avatar #37 - tulioandmiguel (11/13/2013) [-]
Hey, Hoebatt 3153 4546 9396

Do you mind adding me on the 3ds?

my FC is 1504-5766-9338 and I have a Fire type friend safari, with litleo, pansear and ninetales.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Hoebatt (11/15/2013) [-]
Gotcha taken care of
User avatar #39 to #38 - tulioandmiguel (11/16/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#22 - callofvikings (07/30/2012) [-]
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
I came here to collect some eldorado pictures, needless to say I found my fair stash
#23 to #22 - tulioandmiguel (07/30/2012) [-]
Sweet, if you want to look on my comments, I got nearly 100 eldorado reactions ^^

Feel free to make requests as well,

Also, if you type eldorado tumblr on google, you can find many!

I'll post some of my own here, ( these you can't find on tumblr )

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