And I'm John's brother, Bing Johngo

you mad newRichard Simmons?

dawwww thanks!

oh no problem, big guy.

And man wasn't created with original sin haha. Just sayin.

Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, they had two sons, Cain and Abel.
Tell my, my dear friend..
Where the fuck did they get their wives?

I hope you don't mind if I join the debate.

With regards to your question, Islam states that Cain and Abel married their own sisters. Since there were no other humans on the earth they had no choice and therefore they married them. This might explain why cavemen look like they do. Islam does not approve of incest, however that was an exception that had to be made.

So, Christians aproove of incest?

As far as I know, no religion approves of Incest, however I saw that tuesdayscoming didn't have an answer for your question so I gave you an answer from an Islamic standpoint.

>No religion approves of Incest
>Second generation of the first people on earth banged their own sisters



Suuuuuuurreeeeee

Hello? Did you not read what I wrote? I said it was an exception. Would you rather the whole existence of mankind to fade away? I read that God sent Adam and Eve to atone for their sins and to test the rest of mankind. If Adam and Eve did not eat from the tree, we would be living in heaven by now.

>Implying Adam and Eve ever existed
>Implying there is a heaven

If I say I have a 9-inch dick, people wont believe me unless I show proof, I do not have something to back up my statement with, therefore I do not have a 9-inch dick

Now, lets use this same principle, but instead of a 9-inch dick, we use heaven/god/etc.

Do you have anything legitamate to back up the statement that your god exists?

I do, enjoy the long read of proof that is also backed by scientific evidence.

Read this, its funny and relates to Atheism:

http://islammyreligion.wordpress.com/2008/09/12/does-god-exist-proof-o f-the-existence-of-god/

Long page of evidence:

http://www.aljazeerah.info/Islamic%20Editorials/2007/September/The%20 Scientific%20Evidence%20That%20God%20Exists%20and%20the%20Holy%20Qur%27an%20Is%2 0His%20Message%20to%20Humanity%20By%20Hassan%20Ali%20El-Najjar.htm

Both links are broken

Lrn2copypaste

I am sorry about that.

For the evidence with the funny story:

http://tinyurl.com/dynx79j

For the long story:

http://tinyurl.com/lzj292

It should work now.

Sry, was busy doing important shit, here are MY links.

Religion:
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/your-delusion.htm

The bible:
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/bible.htm

Thanks for responding, I looked at your links but they don't apply to me. I am not a Christian, I am a Muslim. I believe that Christianity is a religion that is full of holes, you can realize this when you look at how they change their book constantly just so they can satisfy their desires and how many books do they have. I believe that the true religion that was taught by Jesus is correct but not what they have now. They call it "revisions" but they are really changing it so it can meet their needs. In Islam, Jesus is a prophet, not a God.

I would suggest you look over those to links that I provided you as they tell you why God really does exist and talks about Atheism. Reply back with any contradictions or questions you may have. I love good debates and wouldn't mind continuing. I may however take sometime in responding because it is late here so I will go to bed soon but I will reply when I log on next.

I am not a Christian, I am a Muslim. I believe that Christianity is a religion that is full of holes

>>Implying Islam is any different than Christianity

Yes, Islam is very much different from Christianity. I have a whole book that details the differences between Islam and Christianity and talks about why Islam is a complete religion. I challenge you, if you'd like, to find a loop hole or any mistake in Islam. If you want a link to the ebook version of the book here it is:

The Choice (PDF version):

http://www.islamicbulletin.com/free_downloads/new_muslim/choice.pdf

I strongly recommend that you at least flip through the book. Thanks for keeping up the debate.

by test the rest if mankind I mean their offspring which ultimately leads to us.

Really? Pulling the ol' Scopes Trial? Can't you just google that and get better answers than you ever would from me?

I win.

How did you win? I was able to answer it, I just didn't feel like typing it all out. This doesn't help your point out at all.

Feel free to proove me wrong.

About what exactly?

About how I am not winning.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/tuesdayscoming/96#96

Winning what? All you did so far was answer your own question by googling it haha.

So, basically, you cant proove me wrong and use my sources to try and make me feel as if Im loosing
Nope.

Untill you can tell me how you are so sure there is a man in the sky watching me not give a fuck about him, I will just remained convinced that god/jesus is just an imaginary figure someone made up 2000 years ago.

Prove you wrong about what?? You proved yourself wrong!

And I am sure there is a God. I cannot prove to you that there is, though. There's this thing called faith.

I believe that there is a Giant cheeto living in the sky, His name is Cheezus. I believe that one day, He will come down from His throne of cheese and irradicate all things that isn't made of cheese

I am a part of a religion called Cheeseism

Fuck your Christianity
Fuck your Islam
Fuck your Jewishnianity or whatever the fuck its called

Cheeseism is greater then everything.
If you dont convert now, you will be doomed to spend eternity in an oven
COOKING
FOREVER

That is all
~Niko

Oldest argument in the book. At least TRY and come up with something original. There is proof all around us that Jesus walked the Earth that even atheists agree to. Your childish wish to make me question my religion is amusing.

Oh really?
Proof?
That jesus was here?
Go ahead.
Show me your "proof"

inb4 bible

There are statues, writings, and tales from the Bible that nobody thought to be true that really are. And why are you trying so hard man? What's your deal? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?

Sorry, forgot the picture.

Ad hominem at its finest. That's what most of your attacks are anyways.

I am simply pointing out (rather large) holes in the tiny fabric that is religion.
And I would enjoy it if someone were to try to proove me wrong.

How exactly do you believe we came to be if we weren't put here by a divine being?

Evolution.
Two single cells that fuse and replicates multiple times thus creating a living breathing creature.

where did the cells come from?

I can't prove it and you can't disprove it. Stalemate reached.

Max limit reached.

Pic related, reply to your last question
I hate having to do this to you.

new synthetic life form MADE FROM A MIX OF CHEMICALS. Where did those chemicals come from?

Areyoufuckingkiddingme?

Im sure you are gonna ask me "Where did X come from" till I reach The Big Bang Theory
And then you are gonna ask me "Where did the atom sized dot come from"

But to answer your question:
Chemicals are all around us. Everything - rocks, air, the Sun, planets, and galactic clouds - is made up of chemicals. Chemists generally think of chemicals as substances containing discrete atoms, that is, nuclei made of protons and neutrons surrounded by electron clouds. These atoms may or may not be combined with other atoms to make molecules. Atoms have been around for a long time, since shortly after the big bang. It is thought that by about three minutes after the big bang, most of the matter in the universe had condensed into atoms of hydrogen, deuterium, helium, and lithium. After that time, elements as heavy as iron were created in stars, and even heavier elements in supernovae and supermassive stars.

If I wanted an answer to that question I would have googled it like you did. And of course I'm going to ask you "where did the atom sized dot come from" because that's my whole argument.

Currently, it's an unanswerable question. According to current theory, there is no way any information could have been passed from "before" the big bang. We cannot even say that time or space existed before the big bang, or even that there was a before in any sense that we could comprehend it. It is completely unfathomable territory, with no known way to find out. Basically, that particle is as far back as we can go.

In other words this is the ONLY similar thing to your "god"
Everything else in the universe make much more sense without a god.

The fact that I can so easily tell you copy paste is annoying.

And anyway, that was my whole point. If you don't know your origins, everything from then on out is opinion based an unanswerable. So in other words, you are no more right than I am, because neither of us has proof from the beginning. We may be able to fill in some gaps, but both theories have facts and holes. Who knows, maybe God making the Universe WAS the big bang. Maybe we're arguing the same point and we don't even know it.

Might I add,
Basing the entire universe's creation on a book written by a MAN is a bit farfetched
And there's plenty of different ones, so yeah.
And there's only one, scientifically proven theory, The Big Bang

Can we just agree to disagree?

Like I said in my last comment before I saw this one, God could have created the Big Bang.

And those theories you talk about were also created by MAN. A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.

>And those theories you talk about were also created by MAN. A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>Those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>Men who wrote the Bible

I would in fact agree with you that man created those theories but thats not the point, you just agreed to my saying that The Bible is just another rule book someone, somewhere wrote to keep crime rates down.
Think about it logically, The 10 commandments include several International laws like prohibition against stealing and murder. Also, you wouldnt want some random dude sleeping with your daughter or looking at your wife do you?

The rules that are outlined in it are tiny, tiny portion! It's MUCH more than a rule book. But anyway I'm going to bed. This conversation would be never ending because it's impossible for either of us to "win"

a tiny* I'm quite tired...

Fine, I have to go masturbate anyway..

Bai.

Pleasure doing business with ya

Glad I could do so. You have gained mine as well. I'm sorry, but bronies who don't know what they are talking about are the scum of FJ. They rarely admit they're wrong once they start going, and they always yell at us for getting butthurt when it's impossible not to after being raped with ponies 24/7.

Personally, I keep my pony accessories within the thread, and use regular reaction pictures while in the rest of funnyjunk.

I've also seemed to notice that bronies V haters is much like that of christians V athiests, in most case it's each of them trying to shove their own beliefs down the others' throats. I say just do what you do, believe what you believe, and let others believe what they believe.

Exactly. I'm a Christian and I only address atheists when what they said is clearly wrong. Both arguments are opinion based.

Glad to see there's some reasonable people here after all.

You actually had me fooled for a second that you were sincere. Blocking me refutes that fact.

nope, I will unblock you. I did that while i was still butthurt.

Fair enough.

My argument wasn't so much about ponies, but I won't bring it up again in an attempt to stop a deluge of hate. Thank you for the apology. I understand the internet is much different than real life, but you must learn to control you emotions on here as well. Otherwise you will be left in a pile of butthurt. I too had a problem with this once. The best thing I learned to do is admit when I'm wrong, and then walk away. It will save you a lot of time and anger.

Deleted your comment I see. Stay classy, my friend

Whatever bro. Have fun being a douche.

Likewise.

cool it.

Is this a level-headed brony I spot? If it is, thank you for trying to control your own kind. This one seems to be more upset than they usually get. Back to the stables with him!

yes sir.

Thank you.

not much man. love your content

You don't know how moist that makes me. Glad to know you like mah comics.

That awkward feeling when your cum is blue.

Do you mind? I'm eating bread here...

WELL I'M EATING PIE

have a kitty

I just saved this gif of a kitty to.

nice pussy!

my anus is prepared

Hey, sorry about that man, Someone on the thread said you actually did like ponies, so I thought I was helping. My bad, hope you have a good day/ night :D
<--- (My favorite picture)

mine

So we cool?

If you leave the mission accomplished gif on Wikus's wall I'll love you forever. Tell him it's from me :D

http://www.(DELETE) funnyjunk.com/user/Wikus/19#19

I love you so much for this. Although I'm not yet a brony you and aardvark guy made my day. so much.

Glad to help, hope we're cool!

we are. and he deleted already! mission SO accomplished.

Are you quite sure?

Watching that one guy get upset really made me happy, so yes! Like how desperate do you have to be to actually post my username on the thread? That's when you know you really got through to somebody, and that feeling is the greatest!

I... uh... what?
PONIES!!
I'm going to wait for you to reply so I don't spam the almighty shit outta yo profile.

He doesn't really like ponies. It was all a ploy from Wikus because tuesdayscoming did something or other to make him butthurt :/

:(

Dat love and tolerance... where did it all go! :(

dat alcohol!

And here's Abraham Lincoln!

I heard you liked ponies so I got you this

It's a pony :3

How come bronies get butt hurt so easily? You seem like a cool guy.

Heh thanks :3

Really there's just a lot of egotistical or really sensitive people around, and that ends up causing most of the wide-spread problems on the thread. Then, they're recognized for having done so, and become noticed more. They're then seen as the main people on the thread, thus giving us a bad image :/

Interesting... I'll take your word for it. I just find it funny that someone can get mad enough to post my username on the thread, thinking he'll get everyone to post ponies and make me mad or something. You should post on the thread that you actually gave me less of a hatred for bronies.

You know what?
I think I will :3

MFW i read his comments. But that's okay. He's forever alone I'm sure.

I got him mad, go back to the thread and see what I posted.

I have no idea what his logic is that if we respond back we're "mad."

9 year old logic?

You mad.

NO NO YOU MAD! LOLOLOLOL

He's offline now. Probably either hitting something, yelling at his parents, going to play call of duty, or crying and eating something

Its the perfect way to get rid of a "troll".

Le counter troll, if it cant take what it can dish out, it is an unsuccessful troll.

So how the hell are you doing?