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that picture is really disgusting looking to me for some reason
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ministermax ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-] >Tfw you still don't know what your main fetish is
Ass is good but i'm so ******* picky, how could someone get off to ass alone?
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ministermax ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't know, that's why I posted that
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/17/Blod_move_10.mp3
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/17/Blod_move_10.mp3
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ministermax ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
^ fukken saved
If you're into a lot of weird **** i'd recommend You need to login to view this link for you.
Not my cup of tea though 0/10 would not be fooled again
If you're into a lot of weird **** i'd recommend You need to login to view this link for you.
Not my cup of tea though 0/10 would not be fooled again
No lol actually.
PC version of umineko has the worst sprites ever
PS3 version who has good sprites isnt fully on pc, just a couple of parts
Also anime is complete garbage, cuz it doesnt follow the actual story (in most parts anyways).
So unless you dont mind that it looks like it was drawn by 3 year olds, you should read manga.
It has the actual good story of VN and awesome ass art.
PC version of umineko has the worst sprites ever
PS3 version who has good sprites isnt fully on pc, just a couple of parts
Also anime is complete garbage, cuz it doesnt follow the actual story (in most parts anyways).
So unless you dont mind that it looks like it was drawn by 3 year olds, you should read manga.
It has the actual good story of VN and awesome ass art.
So is the "mistress" looking character evil or something?
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ministermax ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Nothing like sending people random **** on FJ and drinking coke
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ministermax ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
puu.sh/mtij1/de902df148.PNG
Really though, a lot of great stuff is coming up! Dragon's Dogma, Nekopara pt 2, Xcom 2
Really though, a lot of great stuff is coming up! Dragon's Dogma, Nekopara pt 2, Xcom 2
Nope!
Seems like there's been a sweep on all of the YouTube stuff and it's all not available for me now
Buncha cunts
Seems like there's been a sweep on all of the YouTube stuff and it's all not available for me now
Buncha cunts
1 million lmaos dead and no good guns
Yeah sounds like Borderlands alright
Yeah sounds like Borderlands alright
In a normal grading system that's somewhere above "Not complete and total **** "
Uhh...
1. Persona 3
2. Dragon Age: Origins
3. Dragon's Dogma
Something..... something..
I'm not sure!
1. Persona 3
2. Dragon Age: Origins
3. Dragon's Dogma
Something..... something..
I'm not sure!
I've played a bit of divinity but I think it'd probably be best to play with someone else... what's your take on it?
DAO was great, made my cry like a bitch
DAO was great, made my cry like a bitch
Ah wait, I was thinking of "Divinity: Original Sin"
What's Divinity 2?
What's Divinity 2?
Yeh, I still haven't played Original Sin.
Well, Divinity 2 is an action rpg, kind of like dragons dogma. The story is about you controlling a Dragon Slayer. A super natural human whose sole being is to hunt down dragons and dragon knight's (humans who can turn dragon). You and your squad go out chasing after the last dragon knight in the world, it was a success, but before dying, the knight gave you her powers. Thus the main plot and irony of the game begins. You become the one thing you hate the most, but realize that dragon knights were actually just trying to defeat some greater power that threatens the world, so you set off to finish that job while being chased by other slayers.
The game itself is a masterpiece. It has funny dialogue, interesting non linear quests, mindreading mechanic (you can bassically use sum exp to read ANY npcs mind to reveal vital info) and you can turn into a dragon and take the battles to the sky!
Well, Divinity 2 is an action rpg, kind of like dragons dogma. The story is about you controlling a Dragon Slayer. A super natural human whose sole being is to hunt down dragons and dragon knight's (humans who can turn dragon). You and your squad go out chasing after the last dragon knight in the world, it was a success, but before dying, the knight gave you her powers. Thus the main plot and irony of the game begins. You become the one thing you hate the most, but realize that dragon knights were actually just trying to defeat some greater power that threatens the world, so you set off to finish that job while being chased by other slayers.
The game itself is a masterpiece. It has funny dialogue, interesting non linear quests, mindreading mechanic (you can bassically use sum exp to read ANY npcs mind to reveal vital info) and you can turn into a dragon and take the battles to the sky!
I've played dragon commander, really didn't like it unfortunately!
As for Lelliana, she's who I was originally going to go for, but I went with Morrigan instead. Is Lelliana in Inquisition?
As for Lelliana, she's who I was originally going to go for, but I went with Morrigan instead. Is Lelliana in Inquisition?
Prolly optimization. Cuz I had nvidia and it was more like fps spikes than low fps.
Lel, sounds pretty fun.
A lot... Recently finished Dying Light, really loved it. But my fav games would prolly be Borderlands, Doom, Euro Truck Simulator 2(pls dunt laff), so on and so on.
Also big fan of Guild wars 2.
Lel, sounds pretty fun.
A lot... Recently finished Dying Light, really loved it. But my fav games would prolly be Borderlands, Doom, Euro Truck Simulator 2(pls dunt laff), so on and so on.
Also big fan of Guild wars 2.
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ministermax ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Ah
Yeah, sort of.
I couldn't get into Dying light for some reason, got to the 2nd city and quit. Lotta people like ETS, apparently it's good
I played so much GW2 in the early days but their **** go compromised by phishers and hackers and I was part of the massive group of people who got ****** by that. Tried to come back recently but I just can't bring my self to do it. They released the account recovery tool a week after I got ******
Yeah, sort of.
I couldn't get into Dying light for some reason, got to the 2nd city and quit. Lotta people like ETS, apparently it's good
I played so much GW2 in the early days but their **** go compromised by phishers and hackers and I was part of the massive group of people who got ****** by that. Tried to come back recently but I just can't bring my self to do it. They released the account recovery tool a week after I got ******
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tsuyu ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, I understand that. I really disliked that it had so little firearms. Two pistols. Two rifles. Two shotguns. And all of them feel the same anyways.
And the melee weapons even tho looked different, felt the same.
Oh dat. Yeah, it's more of a chill game than a super fun one. It's a game you play when you just wanna relax, listen to some music and look at nice scenery.
The raids are ******* insane in difficulty. Like, before this, every dungeon was just done with a party of 5 DPS and everyone just rushed through it with gigantic dmg. In raids it's impossible to do and you actually have to have different type of characters, like supports, tanks, conditioners, might givers, etc.
Also legendary back items and legendary armors!
And the melee weapons even tho looked different, felt the same.
Oh dat. Yeah, it's more of a chill game than a super fun one. It's a game you play when you just wanna relax, listen to some music and look at nice scenery.
The raids are ******* insane in difficulty. Like, before this, every dungeon was just done with a party of 5 DPS and everyone just rushed through it with gigantic dmg. In raids it's impossible to do and you actually have to have different type of characters, like supports, tanks, conditioners, might givers, etc.
Also legendary back items and legendary armors!
My server is also EU, but it's Desolation
Still, if it's EU, we can just guest each other.
Too bad I already have pretty much everything done in non-Heart... so kinda dont feeling like playing all of it again. Maybe some other time.
Lithuania. Somewhere in Europe.
Still, if it's EU, we can just guest each other.
Too bad I already have pretty much everything done in non-Heart... so kinda dont feeling like playing all of it again. Maybe some other time.
Lithuania. Somewhere in Europe.
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ministermax ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] Surviving
What's with the muddy foot? I like the post though
You?
What's with the muddy foot? I like the post though
You?
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ministermax ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-] Oh, well +1 point for the post
-1 one point for wasting sweets
-1 one point for wasting sweets
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ministermax ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Not too many, i've watched bits and pieces of a ton of stuff though.
I'm usually just spending my time playing games with friends or doing other things, anime is on the bottom of my list usually. Gotta multitask! Can't stand spending 20 minutes doing nothing but watching 1 thing half the time
I like Non Non Biyori, Another, and a ton of other stuff though
How about you?
I'm usually just spending my time playing games with friends or doing other things, anime is on the bottom of my list usually. Gotta multitask! Can't stand spending 20 minutes doing nothing but watching 1 thing half the time
I like Non Non Biyori, Another, and a ton of other stuff though
How about you?
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ministermax ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I used to play the **** out of BF3, fun game
Same here, it's mostly SP for me
I'm your friend!...sort of!
Pathfinder, D&D, Stars Without Number, Savage Worlds
Same here, it's mostly SP for me
I'm your friend!...sort of!
Pathfinder, D&D, Stars Without Number, Savage Worlds
Better engine and hardware optimization? Or maybe there was just one setting you had on that messed with your hardware, I know that AMD is **** with godrays because Nvidia are a bunch of dickheads
I usually go with standard fantasy style characters but i've had 3-4 characters die in the campaign so now i'm playing a gothic lolita character who only wants to gain power and become high nobility. And to kill things with fire.
Not the sorta thing I usually do. I GM for the most part, I almost never get to be a player, nobody IRL to play with and Roll20 GMs tend to suck ass.
Which SP games have you played/are playing?
I usually go with standard fantasy style characters but i've had 3-4 characters die in the campaign so now i'm playing a gothic lolita character who only wants to gain power and become high nobility. And to kill things with fire.
Not the sorta thing I usually do. I GM for the most part, I almost never get to be a player, nobody IRL to play with and Roll20 GMs tend to suck ass.
Which SP games have you played/are playing?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv5VwVDYf3I fj won't let me youtube thingy.
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tsuyu ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
It has gunz and tittiez lol
but if srsly, it has pretty good action scenes and story
but don't expect military accuracy
some of the dialogue is just cringe worthy
like when in a middle of battle they just shout "OMG THAT GUY HAS 5.56mm Negev Light Machine Gun".
Like, who the **** talk like that IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE?!
But yeah, action scenes are fukn great, characters are fukn great, boobies are even better. Would recommend.
but if srsly, it has pretty good action scenes and story
but don't expect military accuracy
some of the dialogue is just cringe worthy
like when in a middle of battle they just shout "OMG THAT GUY HAS 5.56mm Negev Light Machine Gun".
Like, who the **** talk like that IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE?!
But yeah, action scenes are fukn great, characters are fukn great, boobies are even better. Would recommend.
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tsuyu ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] There's actually nekkid nippled shown in the show a couple of times.
Top lewd
also dat ost: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw
you should bring it to the top just cuz it has this song
Top lewd
also dat ost: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okzVnShqMw
you should bring it to the top just cuz it has this song
I hear that it's decent
No that's me when I wake up
And come back from school
And when I finish homework
And when I get bored
And before I go to bed
And in bed
Shiet
And come back from school
And when I finish homework
And when I get bored
And before I go to bed
And in bed
Shiet
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notsoulmyr (01/02/2016) [-]
So what the **** was her plan again?
Betray the power hungry psychopath and piss him off twice because uh ... because he's dangerous? Oh but God forbid she actually kill him or anything. That would probably weigh on her conscience.
No, seriously, why didn't they just kill Jack right after he got Helios back from Zarpedon? They weren't there? Fine, then why didn't Lilith just kill Jack in the Vault? He was right ******* there. Goddamn this bitch so dumb she got 2 people and 1 turkey killed.
Betray the power hungry psychopath and piss him off twice because uh ... because he's dangerous? Oh but God forbid she actually kill him or anything. That would probably weigh on her conscience.
No, seriously, why didn't they just kill Jack right after he got Helios back from Zarpedon? They weren't there? Fine, then why didn't Lilith just kill Jack in the Vault? He was right ******* there. Goddamn this bitch so dumb she got 2 people and 1 turkey killed.
It pisses me off that she gets to live and your cool monkey friend dies.





