Are you and I the only ones with some sense around here?

But why should I be feeling feels?

Parents are normal ponies. Son is prince of the crystal kingdom, as he married a princess. Twilight became a princess at the end of last episode - She Grew wings becoming an alicorn - Now one of the four most powerfull ponies. (Celestia, Luna, Cadence, twilight)

That's nice and all but it doesn't explain the comic to me. Are Cadence and Shining Armor incest or something?

Cadance and Shining armor were never related untill they got married (spontaniously, as the plot of the Season 2 finale).

But why should I be feeling feels?

Parents are normal ponies. Son is prince of the crystal kingdom, as he married a princess. Twilight became a princess at the end of last episode - She Grew wings becoming an alicorn - Now one of the four most powerfull ponies. (Celestia, Luna, Cadence, twilight)

roflmao

They ate a dead man's honey?

yeah it still rots though over a very long period although i suppose this is true for anything, the royal honey lasts much longer, and sugar is an excellent food source for bacteria, it is because honey absorbs water that bacteria can not grow to rot it, it absorbs the water from the bacteria and this causes it to die, also fungus that grows it killed because of the sugar content, there are a few other factors but the royal honey is alot more concentrated so lasts longer.



the honey in king tuts tomb lasted so long because of a combination of it being sealed correctly and being in the desert, honey loses its anti-rot properties over time as it absorbs moisture from the air, being located in the desert there isn't much moisture or water for it to lose the properties or for organisms to grow.

it doesn't seem that anyone cares considering the large amounts of actual conversations going on around here.