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trolocaust

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:5/07/2015
Location:Broklahoma
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Content Ranking:#6383
Comment Ranking:#8672
Highest Content Rank:#2183
Highest Comment Rank:#3677
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Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 164 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 165 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:3
Content Views:188084
Times Content Favorited:571 times
Total Comments Made:706
FJ Points:10118

latest user's comments

#99 - that right there is one quality bible quip. 05/06/2014 on Bible Found 0
#112 - Yeah but that's like a 4 hour drive. 05/02/2014 on Fishy 0
#110 - was that on a rod or trot line?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on Fishy 0
#124 - footballjon (05/04/2014) [-]
on a rod 40lb blue catfish; they're all over the Jame River in virginia
#109 - then scroll right past them like everything else on this site,… 05/02/2014 on Fishy +2
#84 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Fishy +2
User avatar #90 - thewizardsage (05/02/2014) [-]
gives a shit
User avatar #97 - zameckis (05/02/2014) [-]
#r00d
#82 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Fishy +2
User avatar #91 - thewizardsage (05/02/2014) [-]
about your fucking fish
#109 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
then scroll right past them like everything else on this site, you obviously cared enough to comment 3 times.
User avatar #99 - neutralgray (05/02/2014) [-]
Shut your mouth, nerd. I don't like fishing but I'm glad he has an activity to make him happy that doesn't include pissing off people on the internet.
#81 - The amount of fishermen on fj makes me very happy.. A…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/02/2014 on Fishy +2
User avatar #104 - tealcanaan (05/02/2014) [-]
Sorry mate, I could show you around if you come up to South Dakota during pike season.
#102 - footballjon (05/02/2014) [-]
#110 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
was that on a rod or trot line?
#124 - footballjon (05/04/2014) [-]
on a rod 40lb blue catfish; they're all over the Jame River in virginia
User avatar #101 - tiagodisouza (05/02/2014) [-]
your mother
User avatar #112 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah but that's like a 4 hour drive.
User avatar #89 - thewizardsage (05/02/2014) [-]
No one
#84 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - thewizardsage (05/02/2014) [-]
gives a shit
User avatar #97 - zameckis (05/02/2014) [-]
#r00d
#82 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #91 - thewizardsage (05/02/2014) [-]
about your fucking fish
#109 - trolocaust (05/02/2014) [-]
then scroll right past them like everything else on this site, you obviously cared enough to comment 3 times.
User avatar #99 - neutralgray (05/02/2014) [-]
Shut your mouth, nerd. I don't like fishing but I'm glad he has an activity to make him happy that doesn't include pissing off people on the internet.
#97 - **trolocaust rolled comment #110252 ** : Thank you for th… 04/30/2014 on Famous Last Words 0
#15 - "ahh man, there's only two cucumbers and barely any *… 04/27/2014 on Thanks Mom +1
#7 - My banana coozie keeps dropping hints about wanting to get engaged.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on FML +28
User avatar #13 - loljkisback (04/27/2014) [-]
Does your banana coozie also keep feeling your fingers?
#11 - lokischosen (04/27/2014) [-]
10/10 I giggled.
#148 - how about " High impact sexual violence"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Propeller clock +1
#166 - marose (04/27/2014) [-]
#142 - I love a good "You're a faggot" or "That means …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on Propeller clock +1
User avatar #148 - trolocaust (04/27/2014) [-]
how about " High impact sexual violence"
#166 - marose (04/27/2014) [-]
#9 - honest to God I had a teacher named Dusty Raper. He was an ass… 04/25/2014 on Unfortunate name +10
#662 - I only made an account to get into **** . 04/25/2014 on Repent your sins in here 0
#82 - as soon as I saw the "birth control blanket" I would… 04/24/2014 on Cool Parents Comp 0
#138 - Umbreon is best pocket monster. 04/17/2014 on PorQueMon +1
#77 - I would say Tyrantrum, but that would wrong. Because Scyther i… 04/16/2014 on HM01 +1
#16 - ***** , do you not know what a green bean is? 04/14/2014 on I'M NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM +4
#30 - These are all ******* awesome you guys rock. 04/11/2014 on Thick Fat +3
#16 - I ******* heart Tyrantrum. Any one got any co…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Thick Fat +1
#24 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - metalheadtildeath (04/11/2014) [-]
FUCK YEAH TURBO NEGRO!
User avatar #32 - neoexdeath (04/11/2014) [-]
No, all your friends are being revived by 12-17 year olds for the purposes of battles, including those Kabuto you ate that one time.
#17 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
Just did a quick search.
#18 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
#19 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
#22 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
#23 - magickarcher (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #33 - metalheadtildeath (04/11/2014) [-]
nice
#30 - trolocaust (04/11/2014) [-]
These are all fucking awesome you guys rock.

#527 - These are all things to share with a therapist. 04/11/2014 on whore 0
#510 - Don't talk about, be about it.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on whore +1
#519 - Common Pepe (04/11/2014) [-]
Ever since I got the kinky idea to jam my Longshot up my girlfriend's pussy, she won't have my cock anymore. Sometimes I come home from work and I hear her moaning upstairs. She tries to hide it, she even pretended to be having an affair to throw me off the track, and justify her not wanting to have sex with me. But I know that she's been fucking that Longshot every day while I'm not there. It smells like her pussy whenever I use it, too. Sometimes while I'm out nerfing with my buddies, and I'm camped out in a sniper position, I get the urge to lick her dried pussy juices off my Longshot. One time I actually spent the entire game hidden in the bushes licking my Longshot all over. In some sick way my Longshot has become the sexual link between my girlfriend and I.
#527 - trolocaust (04/11/2014) [-]
These are all things to share with a therapist.
#499 - Of course she's a strong woman , she's a dude.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on whore 0
#502 - Common Pepe (04/11/2014) [-]
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
#510 - trolocaust (04/11/2014) [-]
Don't talk about, be about it.
#519 - Common Pepe (04/11/2014) [-]
Ever since I got the kinky idea to jam my Longshot up my girlfriend's pussy, she won't have my cock anymore. Sometimes I come home from work and I hear her moaning upstairs. She tries to hide it, she even pretended to be having an affair to throw me off the track, and justify her not wanting to have sex with me. But I know that she's been fucking that Longshot every day while I'm not there. It smells like her pussy whenever I use it, too. Sometimes while I'm out nerfing with my buddies, and I'm camped out in a sniper position, I get the urge to lick her dried pussy juices off my Longshot. One time I actually spent the entire game hidden in the bushes licking my Longshot all over. In some sick way my Longshot has become the sexual link between my girlfriend and I.
#527 - trolocaust (04/11/2014) [-]
These are all things to share with a therapist.
#19 - I read this out loud and it made my roomate cry.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on See you in hell 0
User avatar #50 - ianistheman (04/09/2014) [-]
Clearly your roommate is very sensitive
#42 - To say the least 04/05/2014 on how butthurt are you? 0

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