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trolocaust

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:2/17/2016
Location:Broklahoma
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Times Content Favorited:569 times
Total Comments Made:870
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#2940 - Listen up cocksnot and prepare to get dick slapped with some k…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
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#2956 - fapfapaccount (06/10/2015) [-]
OOOOH SHIT i just got served
#2964 - trolocaust (06/10/2015) [-]
Not served, simply informed
#1855 - it is pretty bad ass. 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
#1617 - 22 Seoul, SK. Hey Admin sneak on down from best Korea and …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +2
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#2793 - fapfapaccount (06/10/2015) [-]
where is your name tape troop i dont remember 670-1 saying that was ok who is your squad leader
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#2940 - trolocaust (06/10/2015) [-]
Listen up cocksnot and prepare to get dick slapped with some knowledge. What you are looking at is an Honor Guard Ceremonial Dress Uniform. The medals should have given that much away, however another difference between the afore mentioned and your typical blues would be the lack of an identifying name plate.
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#2956 - fapfapaccount (06/10/2015) [-]
OOOOH SHIT i just got served
#2964 - trolocaust (06/10/2015) [-]
Not served, simply informed
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#1629 - sniffythebird (06/09/2015) [-]
Ayy, South Korea!

Taekwondo is an awesome martial art!
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#1855 - trolocaust (06/09/2015) [-]
it is pretty bad ass.
#147 - Bite your tongue.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
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#149 - cantexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
eat a dick. "Oh she's famous so she's hot" banwagoonist. Yeah she's pretty, but not on the level of hundreds of other celebrities
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#150 - trolocaust (06/10/2015) [-]
What kind of fuck should I give about about where she falls on the scale of a hundred other celebs. This whole comment was about how I find her attractive, a how you measure/feel about her doesn't change the fact that she gets my juices flowin.

tldr; too each their own & No, you eat a dick
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#151 - cantexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
Getting little frustrated? Another "she's so hot" bandwagooner. Not like you gonna bang her by acknowledging her looks. She's talented, but not particulary hot. Kinda like Jennifer Lawrence
#17 - In oklahoma its a deer woman.. but you can smeell her just like that. 06/08/2015 on Texas Deerman 0
#40 - Because I joined the army and she ****** around while I was at… 06/08/2015 on "I'm so happy to see you,... 0
#30 - What do you call it when a girl asks you something? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Motherfucking dumbass... +4
#58 - alphanet (06/08/2015) [-]
JK, it was funny
#4 - I would flush my left nut down the toilette to get a kiss on t…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +220
#129 - cantexplain (06/09/2015) [-]
She's not that hot. Unless you count the body. In which case she's cleary not hot.
#147 - trolocaust (06/09/2015) [-]
Bite your tongue.
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#149 - cantexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
eat a dick. "Oh she's famous so she's hot" banwagoonist. Yeah she's pretty, but not on the level of hundreds of other celebrities
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#150 - trolocaust (06/10/2015) [-]
What kind of fuck should I give about about where she falls on the scale of a hundred other celebs. This whole comment was about how I find her attractive, a how you measure/feel about her doesn't change the fact that she gets my juices flowin.

tldr; too each their own & No, you eat a dick
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#151 - cantexplain (06/10/2015) [-]
Getting little frustrated? Another "she's so hot" bandwagooner. Not like you gonna bang her by acknowledging her looks. She's talented, but not particulary hot. Kinda like Jennifer Lawrence
#40 - mcmxcideath (06/08/2015) [-]
I really, really don't like her. Her face, her voice, her acting, the stupid movies she's been in. Yet I would love to fuck her brains out, I don't know why.
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#93 - frohtastic (06/09/2015) [-]
got the same deal with sarah silverman.
Her comedy imo is mediocre, she has a kind of annoying voice that just irks me.

Yet I would love to cover her face with spunk.
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#95 - mcmxcideath (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh, I don't know much about her comedy but I'd enjoy doing that too.
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#48 - smartasshobo (06/09/2015) [-]
she doesn't get naked very often. that shit works
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#42 - sinonyx (06/09/2015) [-]
probably because she's got a vagina
#11 - kapakapa (06/08/2015) [-]
pierced chloe is the best chloe
#51 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Pierced septums provide a channel for the snot to run down when you have a cold.
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#14 - chimpaflimp (06/08/2015) [-]
No. Septum piercings look fucking terrible.
#94 - masdercheef (06/09/2015) [-]
#98 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
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#100 - masdercheef (06/09/2015) [-]
>False

So that's not his opinion? That's odd, last I checked that was an opinion, not a fact.
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#117 - herbolifee (06/09/2015) [-]
Welcome to the Internet
#29 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
i got one myself
i'm one of those fags with a few more than just one piercing but this is the fucking worst kind of fucking hipster shit only to be challenged by the single lip piercing or the feathers/birds tattoo and all that kind of stupid fucking shit i mean when the fucking balls on it are as big as the damn piercing itself it makes me wanna womit
she looks so damn basic it hurts

arrogant cunt rant over
#22 - starlordoriginal (06/08/2015) [-]
Septim piercing is a waste of money.
#19 - kapakapa (06/08/2015) [-]
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#28 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
Go back to those creepy 4chan threads where you belong.
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#20 - chimpaflimp (06/08/2015) [-]
You stay over there with your aluminium bogies and I'll stay over here with my superior taste.
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#7 - dawggz (06/08/2015) [-]
" I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie."
#1232 - Nah its a ceremonial replica of a a Thompson sub machine gun. … 06/04/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest 0
#139 - Oh my God do I try 06/04/2015 on Interesting FJers Contest +5