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#18 - Is it wrong for guys to feel the same way after girls do the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on inside a man's mind +1
User avatar #26 - Ninotori (3 hours ago) [-]
Nope. No matter who's doing it you're justified in feeling upset. Isolation is not fun or fair, and nobody can read minds. IF your being exluded, it's natural to assume you may be at fault.
#17 - If that's really true then why do girls give us all that …  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on inside a man's mind 0
User avatar #23 - Ninotori (3 hours ago) [-]
We say nothing because to us what the problem is should be so fucking obvious that if you aren't capable of acknowledging it and knowing what you did wrong, either you are tremendously stupid, or so fucking selfish that you are in denial that you did anything wrong. Now, that's not true of all women, of course there are bitchy women out there who freak out over stupid stuff, but c'mon. Like, my dad gives me a "what's wrong?" And I'm thinking "you stole 6000 dollars from me, lied to me for ten years, forced your stupid homewrecker into my home, lied about getting me a car, and then consistantly insult and lie to me thinking I won't notice? What the fuck do you think is wrong?" I say nothing, because theres no way to win.

Oh, and the reason we are still bringing up shit from ten years ago in arguments, is because it's not over, it was NEVER solved, and it therefore still hurts. Like getting an apology from your mom for something she did to you when you were six that hurt for your whole life, it means alot for old problems to be solved, no matter how late. We are also using evidence of past behavior to prove a point.
#44 - notapuffter (11 minutes ago) [-]
your opinions about this seem very...personal. do you speak to a therapist? if you did they'd say the same thing that I'm saying now, communication is good. maybe not in the case of your dad, but you can't really say that its easier not to talk about things in relationships to people and not expect to be told you're wrong. I'd love it if I could find a girl that communicates her true feelings with me. for some bizarre reason its really frigging hard to find anyone like that, it ended my last relationship because my ex wouldn't even let me talk about serious stuff and it got to the point where I didn't know if we had a future, because she wouldn't talk about her feelings, which meant she develop insane jealousy if I so much as talked about another girl. then she'd have a mood swing and not talk to me and I'd be the one that ended up saying sorry, she never once said sorry. people can't live like that. that type of thing only pushes people away from you eventually.
#29 - senhortobias (2 hours ago) [-]
were you that deeply and mentally disturbed that you cant get over it and forget what your mom did?

(not talking about daddy issues because that is insane)
User avatar #42 - Ninotori (37 minutes ago) [-]
Oh and good on you not to delve into daddy issues. I've got daddy issues, and mommy issues, and sister issues, and issues issues issues. It's way more than one relative or thing.
User avatar #41 - Ninotori (39 minutes ago) [-]
I could get over it maybe, but I dont because it fucking sucked and every time I thought about it I still got fucking pissed again, because every time I saw my mom and that thought came up, I had to be reminded of that and many many other times that my mom got to do something shitty, and get the fuck away with it with me suffering the aftermath.

It's not about just getting over something, it's about the other person having done something cruel, hurtful, and damaging, and you being stuck living with it as though you deserved it, as though it was your fault, as though it's you're responsibility to deal with it. Furthermore, the fact that that occurred means that person then gets away with it again and again and again because they did the first few times. The 'what happened' is the event that caused the pain and the memory initially, but the memory stirs up the thought that you suffered, for fucking no good reason, and the asshole got the fuck away with it.

I feel the same way about bullies from school, people who complained about me at work, that kind of thing. It's easier to 'get over' those because I don't see those people ever again, and they don't have a tied and direct influence on my life. People like family and significant others have a huge impact, so they get that reaction.
User avatar #21 - fables (3 hours ago) [-]
if she does that it generally means that she's beyond pissed at you and she's trying to process how to handle the situation
it's totally different from a person acting disinterested for a long period of time, because of something that happened at work or with a friend or your family.
girls feel worthless when their bf's don't talk to them about that kind of thing.
and yeah, it makes sense if a guy gets that way too.

which may lead to them being pissed at you.
#18 - trollofhalo (3 hours ago) [-]
Is it wrong for guys to feel the same way after girls do the same thing to us?
User avatar #26 - Ninotori (3 hours ago) [-]
Nope. No matter who's doing it you're justified in feeling upset. Isolation is not fun or fair, and nobody can read minds. IF your being exluded, it's natural to assume you may be at fault.
#36 - Picture 5 hours ago on bronze 5 in a nutshell 0
#26 - I have no clue, I was just translating. I have no clue what an…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on bronze 5 in a nutshell 0
#33 - fjacctfucku (5 hours ago) [-]
#36 - trollofhalo (5 hours ago) [-]
#21 - Basically ADC being an asshole that likes dying for keks  [+] (6 new replies) 6 hours ago on bronze 5 in a nutshell +1
User avatar #25 - fjacctfucku (5 hours ago) [-]
this is league of legends, bronze 5 right? whats adc? like the vip?
#105 - notjewelry (3 hours ago) [-]
adc = attack damage carry
basically bitches with ranged basic attacks like bows and guns and shit that rely on basic attacks to kill rather than skills
User avatar #116 - fjacctfucku (3 hours ago) [-]
and support rely on skills right? so adc is like ur tanks, and support is like mages
User avatar #26 - trollofhalo (5 hours ago) [-]
I have no clue, I was just translating. I have no clue what any of this League/Dota talk is
#33 - fjacctfucku (5 hours ago) [-]
#36 - trollofhalo (5 hours ago) [-]
#76 - To sum it up; Minecraft then: Have an idea, coll…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Kaz Fucking Hirai +5
User avatar #120 - hierophant (09/16/2014) [-]
Why can you not have an idea, collect materials for idea, and then make idea in the current Minecraft? The only thing you really HAVE to do is set up a farm which takes about 5 minutes, or if you are traveling just kill all the animals you come across. You have even MORE aesthetic blocks and other things now to help you with your ideas. I honestly don't understand people's obsession with the old Minecraft.
User avatar #185 - mutzaki (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm with this guy. Minecraft is all about choosing how you play it, and there's absolutely nothing stopping you from playing it like you would in beta.

If anything, I actually hate how Minecraft doesn't expand or actually gain some proper gaming goals that will make you more hyped to keep playing. The other guy is correct in that the new updates only satisfy you for maybe 20 minutes. Even then, I tried to look for one of those underwater fish temples for, like, 30 minutes in creative, and couldn't find one. Doing it in survival would be even more bullshit, just like when actively trying to find a jungle temple, except worse.

Hopefully Microsoft will try to do something about that.
#112 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
My minecraft experience:
Avoided buying it for several years since I was afraid it would either be overhyped or a massive time sinkhole.
College dorm creates Tekkit Lite server.
Buy Minecraft so I can play Tekkit with friends.
Proceed to love the ever loving shit out of tekkit. everyone's like trying to make basic farms and shit while I'm running around with power armor and shitting out uu-matter.

Eventually the dorm gets tired of it and playing it becomes less interesting.
Later I try to find some other Tekkit or similiar mod server.
All of them fucking suck since everything fun is disabled since trolls/griefing.
#63 - The new blocks are kinda **** though.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Kaz Fucking Hirai +3
#75 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Totally agree with you there.
It's changed a huge deal since I first started playing. My sister, her friends and I used to build castles back in classic (web based, no silly launchers back then) and looking back on it, it's almost a completely different game. Some things have improved, but there's been a lot that I've not liked or taken a while to get used to (hunger, xp, even survival)
User avatar #76 - trollofhalo (09/16/2014) [-]
To sum it up;
Minecraft then:
Have an idea, collect materials for idea, make idea
Minecraft now:
Spawn in with bonus chest, punch tree, (More mining), suddenly you have diamond armor, lose interest in game, leave game until next major update, repeat
Alternative Ending:
Acquire Diamond shit, fall from height/in lava, die, rage at the game, don't touch it for six months, and when you run it again, you remember you gotta update Java, and when you do you accidentally check for the ASK toolbar, so you gotta uninstall that shit and change everything in your internet settings back before your mom finds out and yells at you for downloading a virus, then tries to download you more ram.
User avatar #120 - hierophant (09/16/2014) [-]
Why can you not have an idea, collect materials for idea, and then make idea in the current Minecraft? The only thing you really HAVE to do is set up a farm which takes about 5 minutes, or if you are traveling just kill all the animals you come across. You have even MORE aesthetic blocks and other things now to help you with your ideas. I honestly don't understand people's obsession with the old Minecraft.
User avatar #185 - mutzaki (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm with this guy. Minecraft is all about choosing how you play it, and there's absolutely nothing stopping you from playing it like you would in beta.

If anything, I actually hate how Minecraft doesn't expand or actually gain some proper gaming goals that will make you more hyped to keep playing. The other guy is correct in that the new updates only satisfy you for maybe 20 minutes. Even then, I tried to look for one of those underwater fish temples for, like, 30 minutes in creative, and couldn't find one. Doing it in survival would be even more bullshit, just like when actively trying to find a jungle temple, except worse.

Hopefully Microsoft will try to do something about that.
#112 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
My minecraft experience:
Avoided buying it for several years since I was afraid it would either be overhyped or a massive time sinkhole.
College dorm creates Tekkit Lite server.
Buy Minecraft so I can play Tekkit with friends.
Proceed to love the ever loving shit out of tekkit. everyone's like trying to make basic farms and shit while I'm running around with power armor and shitting out uu-matter.

Eventually the dorm gets tired of it and playing it becomes less interesting.
Later I try to find some other Tekkit or similiar mod server.
All of them fucking suck since everything fun is disabled since trolls/griefing.
#60 - Sorry, yeah, I wasn't reading carefully enough. Beta 1.8…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Kaz Fucking Hirai +1
User avatar #63 - trollofhalo (09/16/2014) [-]
The new blocks are kinda shit though.
#75 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Totally agree with you there.
It's changed a huge deal since I first started playing. My sister, her friends and I used to build castles back in classic (web based, no silly launchers back then) and looking back on it, it's almost a completely different game. Some things have improved, but there's been a lot that I've not liked or taken a while to get used to (hunger, xp, even survival)
User avatar #76 - trollofhalo (09/16/2014) [-]
To sum it up;
Minecraft then:
Have an idea, collect materials for idea, make idea
Minecraft now:
Spawn in with bonus chest, punch tree, (More mining), suddenly you have diamond armor, lose interest in game, leave game until next major update, repeat
Alternative Ending:
Acquire Diamond shit, fall from height/in lava, die, rage at the game, don't touch it for six months, and when you run it again, you remember you gotta update Java, and when you do you accidentally check for the ASK toolbar, so you gotta uninstall that shit and change everything in your internet settings back before your mom finds out and yells at you for downloading a virus, then tries to download you more ram.
User avatar #120 - hierophant (09/16/2014) [-]
Why can you not have an idea, collect materials for idea, and then make idea in the current Minecraft? The only thing you really HAVE to do is set up a farm which takes about 5 minutes, or if you are traveling just kill all the animals you come across. You have even MORE aesthetic blocks and other things now to help you with your ideas. I honestly don't understand people's obsession with the old Minecraft.
User avatar #185 - mutzaki (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm with this guy. Minecraft is all about choosing how you play it, and there's absolutely nothing stopping you from playing it like you would in beta.

If anything, I actually hate how Minecraft doesn't expand or actually gain some proper gaming goals that will make you more hyped to keep playing. The other guy is correct in that the new updates only satisfy you for maybe 20 minutes. Even then, I tried to look for one of those underwater fish temples for, like, 30 minutes in creative, and couldn't find one. Doing it in survival would be even more bullshit, just like when actively trying to find a jungle temple, except worse.

Hopefully Microsoft will try to do something about that.
#112 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
My minecraft experience:
Avoided buying it for several years since I was afraid it would either be overhyped or a massive time sinkhole.
College dorm creates Tekkit Lite server.
Buy Minecraft so I can play Tekkit with friends.
Proceed to love the ever loving shit out of tekkit. everyone's like trying to make basic farms and shit while I'm running around with power armor and shitting out uu-matter.

Eventually the dorm gets tired of it and playing it becomes less interesting.
Later I try to find some other Tekkit or similiar mod server.
All of them fucking suck since everything fun is disabled since trolls/griefing.
#23 - Considering that most of the black population in the U.S. is p…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on John 1/O'reily 0 +3
User avatar #188 - icameforthepron (09/16/2014) [-]
Because they are in poor to lower middle class, they are so dependant on Govt Welfare which is what the Democrats push, thus they are more likely to be liberal.

Republicans would rather see someone rise out of the mire by their own merits with very limited help from the Government. But because this includes self-responsibility and hard work, people don't like it.

All people in general are lazy assholes and will take any shortcut they can find.
#244 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
or you know if the minimum wage was at a level where people could actually live off of it, then they wouldn't qualify for welfare anymore
User avatar #334 - icameforthepron (09/17/2014) [-]
You know, back in the day, minimum wage was just that...minimum. You didn't have people making minimum wage for years on end. It was never supposed to be a level of wage that you can live off of.
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User avatar #13 - crimsontyyde (08/25/2013) [-]
Papa Tyyde loves you, but only for your body.
User avatar #14 to #13 - trollofhalo (08/25/2013) [-]
who are you?

I love you too, but only for your crimson
User avatar #15 to #14 - crimsontyyde (08/25/2013) [-]
I am Papa Tyyde obviously bb o bb
User avatar #16 to #15 - trollofhalo (08/25/2013) [-]
Call me GLaDOS.
User avatar #17 to #16 - crimsontyyde (08/25/2013) [-]
You are now Mcghoubleshtein then.
User avatar #18 to #17 - trollofhalo (08/25/2013) [-]
No u
User avatar #19 to #18 - crimsontyyde (08/25/2013) [-]
My whole life is a lie...
User avatar #20 to #19 - trollofhalo (08/25/2013) [-]
Your life is a whole truth.
User avatar #21 to #20 - crimsontyyde (08/25/2013) [-]
But... but...
#10 - seratyo (09/18/2012) [-]
You don't know me. I do not know you.
I have come here to take your profile image.
Goodbye.
#11 to #10 - trollofhalo (09/18/2012) [-]
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my profile gif go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.
User avatar #12 to #11 - seratyo (09/18/2012) [-]









Good luck.
*Click*
User avatar #25 to #12 - trollofhalo (01/16/2014) [-]
What was my profile picture at the time?
User avatar #26 to #25 - seratyo (01/16/2014) [-]
Something to do with Crona right?
User avatar #27 to #26 - trollofhalo (01/17/2014) [-]
It was either Crona doing the pelvic thrust or it was Stein, either or.
User avatar #28 to #27 - seratyo (01/17/2014) [-]
It was Crona, I wouldn't have asked for it if it were Stein.
User avatar #29 to #28 - trollofhalo (09/03/2014) [-]
I just realized one of the best people on Funnyjunk commented on my profile. It took me 2 years to realize they you did.
#30 to #29 - seratyo (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh, well... I don't know about BEST but... Thanks.
Oh, well... I don't know about BEST but... Thanks.
#8 - trollofhalo (08/28/2012) [-]
Testing fixed GIFs
Testing fixed GIFs
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