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trollmetoday

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/27/2011
Last Login:5/04/2015
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#18 - I'm more bugged by the fact that they're not filled in complet… 06/05/2013 on Morbid for Students 0
#141 - Ratatouille master race. I can't even explain why, but I used … 06/01/2013 on Pixar Films 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2013 on Shopping +6
User avatar #95 - existacne (05/19/2013) [-]
Any one got version without text? Please?
#89 - outlawgentleman (05/19/2013) [-]
#114 - elynichujy (05/28/2013) [-]
#80 - sheepysquirrel (05/19/2013) [-]
#90 - This post reminds me of one time when I was on a Thieve's Guil… 05/13/2013 on Seriously +2
#5 - >Be in Britain >In house, hear noises coming from d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Doctor Who +7
#16 - Ken M (05/06/2013) [-]
Implying crimes happen when Doctor Who is on

Everything shuts down for Doctor Who, the Royal Family and we all occasionally come together to bake a cake for a cause. I'm not sure about any other country but when somebody needs to raise money for something, they don't even have to say "Oh lets have a bake sale" - It's just naturally assumed and the alpha fe/male of the group brings the Victoria Sponge
User avatar #9 - Zydratejunkie (05/06/2013) [-]
> Be in house in Saskatchewan
> middle of fucking january, 2am, wake to the sound of furious pounding on the door
> answer it, it's some guy who's car broke down and he walked a mile through a blizzard towards the light from my house's porch. He's really cold and can hardly talk.
> invite him in for tea and cookies at 2am, let him sleep on my couch. Next morning I call the local mechanic to drive him back to his car/ fix it/ whatever it needed done
> next year I get a christmas card from the guy


Canada!
User avatar #7 - potterfan (05/06/2013) [-]
Then you and the robber (now called robert) sat down with some tea and watched Doctor Who.
#146 - ... Alter boys?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on makes sense 0
User avatar #149 - ScottP (04/06/2013) [-]
Probably not
#138 - Because you're going to a place that preaches a religion that …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2013 on makes sense 0
User avatar #145 - ScottP (04/06/2013) [-]
It seems like there is something in the church that he likes. It doesn't have to be what the religion preaches.
User avatar #146 - trollmetoday (04/06/2013) [-]
... Alter boys?
User avatar #149 - ScottP (04/06/2013) [-]
Probably not
#131 - So then just live your life abiding by good morals. Don't go t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on makes sense 0
#136 - deafitems (04/06/2013) [-]
I do live my life that way...

And going to a church to hear stories, and find good morals, and people living by the good morals... is like going to a soup kitchen where poor people are to eat their food, and not be poor... How?
User avatar #138 - trollmetoday (04/06/2013) [-]
Because you're going to a place that preaches a religion that you don't believe in.
User avatar #145 - ScottP (04/06/2013) [-]
It seems like there is something in the church that he likes. It doesn't have to be what the religion preaches.
User avatar #146 - trollmetoday (04/06/2013) [-]
... Alter boys?
User avatar #149 - ScottP (04/06/2013) [-]
Probably not
#291 - It's where all the pornstars stop mid-coitus, and have a barbe… 04/03/2013 on Sorry, I can't hear you... +1
#70 - I just think there are better counters than Teemo. Like Kayle,…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Here is Garen... 0
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#60 - Teemo is legitimately one of the easiest lanes for me to go ag…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Here is Garen... +1
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#58 - I wouldn't say he's a "hard" counter, as it's pretty…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Here is Garen... 0
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User avatar #70 - trollmetoday (03/29/2013) [-]
I just think there are better counters than Teemo. Like Kayle, or Jayce.
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#19 - *Reply calling myself an idiot for not understanding the joke* 03/29/2013 on YouTube Comment +9
#18 - *Comment stating uncertainty of the post*  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2013 on YouTube Comment +9
User avatar #67 - lightshadow (03/29/2013) [-]
*Comment stating that you have scored a 10 out of 10*
User avatar #19 - trollmetoday (03/29/2013) [-]
*Reply calling myself an idiot for not understanding the joke*
#115 - I can only draw manga style characters honestly, never got int… 03/25/2013 on Niggas be like i cant draw 0
#96 - I didn't know that they sold paper smaller than 1x1. 03/25/2013 on Niggas be like i cant draw +3
#91 - Meh, I didn't like this fight regardless. Rock Lee vs Gaara is…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/18/2013 on Anime vs Manga - naruto +18
#176 - nakedclothes (03/18/2013) [-]
HELL YEAH IT IS! such a moving fight
#145 - tippidyt (03/18/2013) [-]
Lee vs. Kimimaro!
User avatar #151 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/18/2013) [-]
I fucked loved that fight.
User avatar #115 - frolacosta (03/18/2013) [-]
Agreed. Rock Lee vs Gaara is great!
User avatar #95 - justadude (03/18/2013) [-]
My favorite was the fight between Lee and the guy who manipulated his own bones.
#102 - alphastier (03/18/2013) [-]
Nah gaara vs. lee was better

The boneguy is called Kimimaro btw.
#787 - Of course I can mate, you're blimey as. Crikey. 02/28/2013 on I speak a little English... 0
#772 - I can speak fluent English, American, and Canadian. Suck on th…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2013 on I speak a little English... +11
#785 - thumbsalad (02/28/2013) [-]
Sure. But can you speak Australian?
User avatar #787 - trollmetoday (02/28/2013) [-]
Of course I can mate, you're blimey as. Crikey.
#40 - Oh god! First Hitler, and now a ******* witch?! What th… 02/24/2013 on Wemon -3
#84 - Comment deleted 01/29/2013 on Unappreciated Vegeta 0
#61 - Middlekaiser time 01/29/2013 on Brazilians on the American... 0
#70 - How's the sugar cane looking this year, faggot? 01/29/2013 on Ohh ESPN polls... -3
#63 - Comment deleted 01/28/2013 on I warned you about... 0
#3 - The amount of times I've seen that exact pose from my cat... T… 01/18/2013 on I'll juuuust be taking this +8

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User avatar #11 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
do troll me today
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollmetoday ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
No
User avatar #8 - badboywantsu (01/05/2012) [-]
hello fellow pittsburgh resident, i saw your comment.
uh what's up?
User avatar #9 to #8 - trollmetoday ONLINE (02/16/2012) [-]
Taking a month to reply ftw! Nothing much, and you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - badboywantsu (02/16/2012) [-]
work, losing 20 pounds, working out, looking for people to hang out with.

User avatar #6 - ihaventsleptyetfml (12/18/2011) [-]
i rolled your username because a post told me so. well here you go happy fapmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZlvgBxtLgI
User avatar #2 - hotvagina (11/24/2011) [-]
Nope, why don't you drive right on over to the good old capital of Canada just to take me out for a coffee?
User avatar #3 to #2 - trollmetoday ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
I'll be there in about 10 hours
User avatar #4 to #3 - hotvagina (11/24/2011) [-]
Sounds good, person whose age I don't even know, let alone anything else! Lol, but seriously, where are you from? It snowed here today :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollmetoday ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm from Pennsylvania, it's pretty cold here. But nothing like when i was in Qubec and Ontario
User avatar #1 - TheSuperHobo (10/18/2011) [-]
You are amazing. Keep it up, bro.
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