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trollmetoday

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/27/2011
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#9484
Highest Content Rank:#6027
Highest Comment Rank:#1245
Content Thumbs: 1830 total,  2250 ,  420
Comment Thumbs: 7016 total,  8193 ,  1177
Content Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:5
Content Views:68818
Times Content Favorited:265 times
Total Comments Made:1464
FJ Points:9148

latest user's comments

#383 - Christianity unified everyone during the dark ages. The reason… 07/25/2012 on Dissing With Bible Quotes +1
#111 - I believe you meant to say "MFW Sue Ellen"  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2012 on Fucking Francine +1
#119 - delimor (07/24/2012) [-]
I believe you are looking for this
#120 - deafnomad (07/24/2012) [-]
greatest internet ever! have a thumb
#305 - Meh, 4/10, at least you tried. 07/24/2012 on God Damn! :o +1
#299 - This isn't YouTube newfag  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2012 on God Damn! :o +24
#303 - anonexplains (07/24/2012) [-]
haha yeah this is funnyjunk haha duhh haha lol
User avatar #308 - hammerofdorn (07/24/2012) [-]
You are God's mistake, anon.
User avatar #305 - trollmetoday (07/24/2012) [-]
Meh, 4/10, at least you tried.
#53 - I wanna be Zero. It makes me sound mysterious and awesome, the… 07/23/2012 on Zach Galifianakis +2
#141 - Why... WHY?! 07/23/2012 on Byebye boobies +4
#273 - Yes you are. 07/23/2012 on Cockmeat sandwich +4
#178 - But who was phone? 07/23/2012 on Punchline. +9
#133 - Because it's funny. 07/22/2012 on How to escape zombie... +2
#43 - Picture 07/20/2012 on Manly tears +4
#64 - Fixed 07/20/2012 on Average day +19
#703 - What if I'm Agnostic?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2012 on Stupid Atheists +1
#706 - ninjaspartan (07/20/2012) [-]
Wink at me.
#707 - ninjaspartan (07/20/2012) [-]
<< Mfw I realize I can only count the agnostics.
#446 - Picture 07/18/2012 on Internet army +4
#445 - This is completely wrong! 4chan should have the gun in their anus.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2012 on Internet army 0
#455 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [-]
4chan should have a chaingun for a dick.
#296 - Rule of the Internet: She's 18 until proven otherwise.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2012 on everytime +13
#330 - leawesomesauce (07/19/2012) [-]
#94 - Picture 07/17/2012 on It's true! +27
#251 - Picture 07/17/2012 on Friends +5
#34 - Picture 07/16/2012 on Opinions on the Internet +1
#135 - Lapras girl is when the boner kicked in.... god *******… 07/16/2012 on PokeAwsome Part 2 +2
#327 - Ah, I see. Haven't watched wrestling for a while. Pardon my la…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2012 on The Rock 0
#329 - thepenname (07/15/2012) [-]
Well they don't often use that term onscreen. It's jargon you learn from either insider analysis or by training yourself, so don't worry about it.
#322 - Didn't he win?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2012 on The Rock 0
#324 - thepenname (07/15/2012) [-]
Blown up means winded, typically because of poor conditioning. Like I know he gets his cardio, but must not have done any interval training, which is probably closest to what wrestling is like athletically since you'll be running the ropes and bumping for a couple minutes, but then get some downtime with rest holds or while selling a big bump.
User avatar #327 - trollmetoday (07/15/2012) [-]
Ah, I see. Haven't watched wrestling for a while. Pardon my lack of knowledge.
#329 - thepenname (07/15/2012) [-]
Well they don't often use that term onscreen. It's jargon you learn from either insider analysis or by training yourself, so don't worry about it.
#326 - thepenname (07/15/2012) [-]
But yeah, he won.
#565 - Comment deleted 07/14/2012 on free money 0
#957 - Picture 07/14/2012 on battletoads +25
#47 - Picture 07/13/2012 on my secret +1
#55 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2012 on over here +16
#63 - anonexplains (07/13/2012) [-]
#58 - hotgog (07/13/2012) [-]
me: is it a gif? is it a gif? Waaaaaah- oh wait, you got me.

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User avatar #11 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
do troll me today
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollmetoday ONLINE (12/31/2012) [-]
No
User avatar #8 - badboywantsu (01/05/2012) [-]
hello fellow pittsburgh resident, i saw your comment.
uh what's up?
User avatar #9 to #8 - trollmetoday ONLINE (02/16/2012) [-]
Taking a month to reply ftw! Nothing much, and you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - badboywantsu (02/16/2012) [-]
work, losing 20 pounds, working out, looking for people to hang out with.

User avatar #6 - ihaventsleptyetfml (12/18/2011) [-]
i rolled your username because a post told me so. well here you go happy fapmas http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZlvgBxtLgI
User avatar #2 - hotvagina (11/24/2011) [-]
Nope, why don't you drive right on over to the good old capital of Canada just to take me out for a coffee?
User avatar #3 to #2 - trollmetoday ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
I'll be there in about 10 hours
User avatar #4 to #3 - hotvagina (11/24/2011) [-]
Sounds good, person whose age I don't even know, let alone anything else! Lol, but seriously, where are you from? It snowed here today :)
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollmetoday ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm from Pennsylvania, it's pretty cold here. But nothing like when i was in Qubec and Ontario
User avatar #1 - TheSuperHobo (10/18/2011) [-]
You are amazing. Keep it up, bro.
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