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#22 - OH MY GOD IT'S AWESOME I just sent a request to a hot… 2 hours ago on Me Gusta +1
#67 - Your name is blue buy you're acting like a newfag  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on 9gag meme mask. +8
User avatar #70 - imagnetsux (2 hours ago) [-]
my comment is for the people who actually fall for this shit.
#107 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
No one but you is dumb enough to fall for that. Anyone on the internet for more than a week would know that.
#386 - It's not gum, it's usually a nail, nailed in the bottom. 3 hours ago on Creepy Myths 1 (rp) 0
#90 - That face is weird, but she has a nice ass, you can't deny tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Truly Morbid +1
User avatar #97 - simonlc (10 hours ago) [-]
implants so originaly is full-on gross
#215 - 4chans younger than us.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on HWE +1
User avatar #220 - threedoggninja (10 hours ago) [-]
The may be younger in that sense, but FJ is younger mentally.
#259 - MFW trixie  [+] (21 new replies) 14 hours ago on Birthday Card! +4
#260 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
no one gives a fuck
#308 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#370 - jinnledet (12 hours ago) [-]
#363 - kalimah (12 hours ago) [-]
in case you guys dont know
this is the copy paste made in response to John's copy paste
"Hey losers my name is john blabla me and my bitch"
and yes its suposed to say gorilla
#361 - capitansteve (13 hours ago) [-]
If you were a navy seal you would call it guerrilla warfare not gorilla warfare. Go away you 11yr old kid.
#348 - oceanwaffle (13 hours ago) [-]
so lets roll with the idea that you are a navy seal(which i highly doubt) sworn to protect a country and its freedom and yet you lash out at a guy over the internet for speaking his mind... good to know we dont have freedom of speech anymore.
#329 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
hope you didn't mean this kind of gorilla warfare
#328 - lukeharris (13 hours ago) [-]
#323 - danielduff has deleted their comment.
#320 - lukeharris (13 hours ago) [-]
"gorilla warfare"
User avatar #315 - mvainer (13 hours ago) [-]
good to know america is being protected by responsible, reasonable people
#312 - lukeharris (13 hours ago) [-]
#291 - derpyhoovez (13 hours ago) [-]
I give a fuck
User avatar #272 - flutterfireii (13 hours ago) [-]
I love seeing people act like that when ponies are posted. Someone says they thought of Trixie Tang from the Fairly Odd Parents, and they get thumbs and positive feedback. Someone thinks of Trixie from MLP, and they get thumbed down and told that no one gives a fuck. What a loving and tolerant community. :)
#280 - delrio (13 hours ago) [-]
I think my philosophy of not giving a wet fart about anything and posting whatever the crap I want makes this site more tolerable.

For example, this gif is from homestuck. Some people dislike homestuck here.
If someone says they don't like it, I'm not going to care.
User avatar #296 - flutterfireii (13 hours ago) [-]
I'm actually the same way. I was more or less referring to the unnecessary hate of certain things, such as ponies, Homestuck, or dolan. I dislike certain things, and don't go any further than that. Unless I am deeply offended by something (which I rarely am) I just say I dislike it and leave. I'm tolerant of any content on this site.
#299 - delrio (13 hours ago) [-]
in other words, the less you care, the more fun you have here.

Right?
pic related because I want a sandwich
User avatar #300 - flutterfireii (13 hours ago) [-]
I actually live by the motto "The less you care, the better." And sometimes "The less you care, the happier you are."
User avatar #301 - delrio (13 hours ago) [-]
That's a great motto.

Well, some people need a sandwich.

Del Rio needs a sandwich.
User avatar #274 - killzer (13 hours ago) [-]
no one gives a fuck
User avatar #276 - flutterfireii (13 hours ago) [-]
I lol'd.
#31 - Yeah, I did 2 blots and it was amazing. Blots are the only way to go  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2012 on seems legit +2
#34 - anonymous (05/26/2012) [-]
I have tried LSD and a couple of other psychedelics. I'm 19 btw, got good grades and a respectable family, if that mathers to anyone. Personally I think it's awesome; you can say what you want about it, but I believe I learn something new each and every time, and considering the low health risks I'm not really looking at the occasional tripping as a problem. By occasional I mean around once every one or two months. Besides; nobody goes on using psychedelics regularely for a long periode, I'll get bored with it after a while I assume. Of course there are always exceptions, people are stupid after all.
#166 - But what if the person right in front of you does it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Creepy Myths 1 (rp) +1
#173 - potatoace (05/25/2012) [-]
although I think they won't be able to stick on the current speed and humidity of the slide
#144 - Never going on a water slide again  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2012 on Creepy Myths 1 (rp) +14
#164 - potatoace (05/25/2012) [-]
I'll just let a couple of people do it before me
and hopefully I would've forgotten this story up until then
User avatar #166 - trolljunkusa (05/25/2012) [-]
But what if the person right in front of you does it?
#173 - potatoace (05/25/2012) [-]
although I think they won't be able to stick on the current speed and humidity of the slide
#153 - tonytails (05/25/2012) [-]
you said it, man...
#59 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 05/25/2012 on i'l get my matches +65
#313 - beltsazar (05/25/2012) [-]
FUCKKKK
#242 - Bigmk (05/25/2012) [-]
The only semi-relevant time to post this
#108 - thetrollerofgod (05/25/2012) [-]
#101 - zbeleted (05/25/2012) [-]
My balls just shrunk up inside of me....
#95 - kurtispj (05/25/2012) [-]
What is
Why would you even
#89 - blechbot (05/25/2012) [-]
MA DACK
#88 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF THIS.
#192 - cruzslzr (05/25/2012) [-]
#86 - superswagsurfer (05/25/2012) [-]
What sick fuck would favorite this? Who wants to be reminded?!
#148 - saladtongsofdeath (05/25/2012) [-]
**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #5137387 at FJ Pony Thread ** 4chan
#78 - anonymous (05/25/2012) [-]
You're the worst kind of monster!
User avatar #75 - lookattags (05/25/2012) [-]
i felt a sharp sting on my dick when i saw this...im scared.
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#47 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
Dude, picked up this PRS McCarty last week. She fucking screams!
User avatar #48 to #47 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
Thats sick! Dude have you ever used a PRS with a whammy? Their whammys are sexy!! so durable and they're so masterful, their whammy doesn't put the guitar out of tune as easy as most guitars do, like strats or ibanezs
#49 to #48 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
Yup, that's my PRS Santana with the tremolo bridge. You're absolutely right, I've never had a problem with the guitar going out of tune, even when I do dive bombs!

I have a Mexican Strat that I want to trade for a nice Ibanez.. Ibanez's are sexy as fuck!
#50 to #49 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
Have you tried this whammy? It's so much easier to press than most, and instead of bending the strings, it curls them. I'm honestly intimidated by PRS sometimes
User avatar #51 to #50 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
Thats a Gibson 335 if i'm not mistaken. Played one at a guitar store once, That whammy is freakin sweet! It has a more natural feel to it. They also use them in the old school Gretsch guitars. Those bridges are popular with Jazz players.
User avatar #52 to #51 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
Yes, it is a gibson, but my friends PRS uses the same bridge design. He plays a lot of blues and jazz (I do too) he showed me it when we were practicing a duet of stevie ray Vaughns so excited cover we did for a concert a while back and thats when I seriously fell in love with PRS. They make my gibson studio Les Paul look like a fender squier.
#53 to #52 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
LOL Paul Reed Smith is the "Steve Jobs" of the guitar world. I love the Les Paul Studio! My cousin has one and whenever I go to his house, the first thing I do is pick up his Studio and jam on it.

My next guitar will be a PRS Modern Eagle, gotta save up for it tho.
User avatar #54 to #53 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
I'm still saving up for my hollowbody II, I 3000 bucks is hard when you have to buy a new laser printer, and a ton of money owed too my dad haha
User avatar #55 to #54 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
Keep searching ebay, sometimes you get lucky with some good deals.
User avatar #56 to #55 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
exactly, thats where I get all my strings, I got some GHS boomers for 2 dollars free shipping
User avatar #57 to #56 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
My favorite strings are boomers and slinky's. do you use .9 or .10 guage?
User avatar #58 to #57 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
.9s, gotta have that thickness for a rich tone, and because I mainly do backup I don't have to bend as much
User avatar #59 to #58 - flashcache (02/12/2012) [-]
Me too, .9's greatly reduces the stress on the neck.
User avatar #60 to #59 - trolljunkusa (02/12/2012) [-]
and last longer too
#46 - doctordabble (01/17/2012) [-]
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I just read My Little Dashie
#34 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
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WE HAVE MIDTERMS NEXT WEEK
#35 to #34 - trolljunkusa (01/16/2012) [-]
Mr. Campion

The early years
#36 to #35 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
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This how much I have truly studied how about you?
#37 to #36 - trolljunkusa (01/16/2012) [-]
This is how much I'm gonna study
#38 to #37 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
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FUCK STUDYING IM GONNA FAP
#39 to #38 - trolljunkusa (01/16/2012) [-]
Wheres your god now?
#40 to #39 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
It is to late
It is to late
#42 to #41 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
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are you on live?
#43 to #42 - trolljunkusa (01/16/2012) [-]
That sounds like a good idea
User avatar #44 to #43 - doctordabble (01/16/2012) [-]
text me when you get on
#28 - doctordabble (12/23/2011) [-]
GUESS WHO GOT FRONT PAGE TWO TIMES IN A ROW In THE SAME DAY MOTHER FUCKER
GUESS WHO GOT FRONT PAGE TWO TIMES IN A ROW In THE SAME DAY MOTHER FUCKER
#30 to #29 - doctordabble (12/23/2011) [-]
thumb up my shit
thumb up my shit
User avatar #26 - doctordabble (12/20/2011) [-]
you should thumb up my shit
#25 - darknemisis (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello good sir, i am your secret Santa this evening :D heres a delightful pick for you >. <

P.S. if you have no idea wtf i'm on about = http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3037958/Secret+Santa/
User avatar #24 - JohnE ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
Saw your WoW Comment. Check mah vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFhvIDV7akg
#22 - Hitcher (12/11/2011) [-]
If you are reading this, CONGRATULATIONS.

You are one of the few who have won a cuvetted place in
Chestnut Fiasco

Which means you must be pretty darn awesome
Well done.


~ Love Hitcher and KERBE
User avatar #18 - SonicTeam ONLINE (11/23/2011) [-]
Ya know it helps to add the link to your new content when you MM.
User avatar #19 to #18 - trolljunkusa (11/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, I thought it did, then I sent it, then, I thought to myself... Fuck the world, I can't send another for 24 hours
User avatar #21 to #19 - SonicTeam ONLINE (11/23/2011) [-]
Ah. Sucks.
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User avatar #16 to #15 - trolljunkusa (11/20/2011) [-]
Fo what ma nigguh?
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User avatar #13 - trolljunkusa (08/30/2011) [-]
**trolljunkusa rolls 415**
#6 - tamponunicorn (08/13/2011) [-]
Just thumbed all your content.
User avatar #9 to #6 - trolljunkusa (08/14/2011) [-]
thanks bro!
User avatar #4 - quert (07/06/2011) [-]
Poop.
User avatar #5 to #4 - trolljunkusa (07/06/2011) [-]
nipple.
#1 - charetarded (07/04/2011) [-]
could you make this say 'to the front page' and level twelve and still your comment virginity? IMPOSSIBRU
could you make this say 'to the front page' and level twelve and still your comment virginity? IMPOSSIBRU
User avatar #2 to #1 - trolljunkusa (07/04/2011) [-]
where?
User avatar #3 to #2 - charetarded (07/04/2011) [-]
the bottom
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