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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:9/19/2011
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Canada
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Content Ranking:#12571
Comment Ranking:#37078
Highest Content Rank:#9322
Highest Comment Rank:#10165
Content Thumbs: 21 total,  51 ,  30
Comment Thumbs: 161 total,  318 ,  157
Content Level Progress: 40.67% (24/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 99 Comments: Srs Business → Level 100 Comments: Funny Junkie
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Content Views:6208
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Total Comments Made:325
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#39 - Exactly, Dogs are a bit differnt because depending on the bree… 08/26/2014 on tried to catch the fog; he... 0
#36 - I wouldnt stop, the cat ran onto the road and got hit, its not…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on tried to catch the fog; he... 0
User avatar #37 - levvy (08/26/2014) [-]
I live in the city, but it was just a cat.

I would not swerve out of they way and get in a wreak over a fucking cat.

Odds are it died fast anyway.
#39 - tristmilt (08/26/2014) [-]
Exactly, Dogs are a bit differnt because depending on the breed of the dog might fuck up your car significantly. But cats fit nicely under the tire, as terrible as that sounds, Ive hit a few cats so far. Its not an awesome feeling but its pretty justifiably not the drivers fault.
#34 - Sure it may be "defenceless" but you arent going to… 08/26/2014 on tried to catch the fog; he... 0
#67 - or Or OR you could just trust the fact that such a rem…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle 0
User avatar #68 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
im being incredulous for your information.

also i dont really care, im just bored and loved to tickle the jimmies of ppl all around the internet
#65 - Actually it isnt implying, Implying means to strongly suggest,…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle 0
User avatar #66 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
i am not saying you are a basement dweller because you posted this on the internet, I am saying it because you posted it on Funnyjunk

without some 8-9 pictures in different situations, all kind of links to both of your accounts in social networks, both of your directions , and the info from some of your friends, so we can contact them to confirm.

tl;Dr dont say something where you will be called a faggot for anything
#67 - tristmilt (08/25/2014) [-]
or
Or
OR you could just trust the fact that such a remedial lie would be pointless to a group of strangers, backed by the fact that 1: She isn't a fucking super model, if i was going to lie why wouldn't I use the most attractive female as a focus, and 2: the comment isn't going to get alot of red OR green thumbs which rules out the idea that im using it as a potential thumbwhore attempt

Stop being so damn sceptical
User avatar #68 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
im being incredulous for your information.

also i dont really care, im just bored and loved to tickle the jimmies of ppl all around the internet
#64 - Gee, I didn't realize that was a call for biased opinions 08/25/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle 0
#132 - cant break the second computer two? or? 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year 0
#188 - welp, you gotta dump her. The internet says so. 08/25/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
#33 - That girl look like my ex, only 10 years older.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 would ride into battle -3
User avatar #49 - capslockrage (08/25/2014) [-]
your ex was fucking ugly then
#64 - tristmilt (08/25/2014) [-]
Gee, I didn't realize that was a call for biased opinions
User avatar #39 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
implying you had a gf
#65 - tristmilt (08/25/2014) [-]
Actually it isnt implying, Implying means to strongly suggest, where I stated that it was truth. Believe it or not simply because I post on the internet doesn't mean im a single-basement-dweller.
User avatar #66 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
i am not saying you are a basement dweller because you posted this on the internet, I am saying it because you posted it on Funnyjunk

without some 8-9 pictures in different situations, all kind of links to both of your accounts in social networks, both of your directions , and the info from some of your friends, so we can contact them to confirm.

tl;Dr dont say something where you will be called a faggot for anything
#67 - tristmilt (08/25/2014) [-]
or
Or
OR you could just trust the fact that such a remedial lie would be pointless to a group of strangers, backed by the fact that 1: She isn't a fucking super model, if i was going to lie why wouldn't I use the most attractive female as a focus, and 2: the comment isn't going to get alot of red OR green thumbs which rules out the idea that im using it as a potential thumbwhore attempt

Stop being so damn sceptical
User avatar #68 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
im being incredulous for your information.

also i dont really care, im just bored and loved to tickle the jimmies of ppl all around the internet
User avatar #40 - antiponiesuser (08/25/2014) [-]
forgot the >
#47 - he meant in the season you smart ass  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Season 1 to Season 3 0
User avatar #118 - phyrex (08/24/2014) [-]
^ what he said
#30 - Its a win win scenario! 08/23/2014 on Peace in the middle east -1
#59 - There was a post yesterday and is still there today, that had … 08/23/2014 on Shocking finale 0
#86 - Picture 08/22/2014 on (untitled) 0
#85 - Picture 08/22/2014 on (untitled) +3
#22 - we prefer it be kept that way 08/21/2014 on release the maple syrup 0
#44 - First off, id like to point out that I said "body builder… 08/21/2014 on i turn them into shit 0
#41 - Funny story, body builders have to be mildly malnourished in o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2014 on i turn them into shit 0
User avatar #43 - glycogen (08/21/2014) [-]
You see a bunch of vegans in incredible shape and claim it is worthless because they are not lifting hundreds of kilos?

What are you going to say now when I show you one setting a world strength record?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTaGZ6KLDwI
#44 - tristmilt (08/21/2014) [-]
First off, id like to point out that I said "body builders", which can be both vegan and non vegan but if every time I mention malnourishment, you associate it with vegan specific body builders, that is your own thing.

If you want to have "Fit people" competitions i can guarantee i can find hundreds of thousands more people who are just as well in shape as the links you keep spamming. Doesnt matter how much grass and dirt you eat, if you sit on you ass all day and do nothing physical, you are going to be out of shape.

I would also like to point out that if someone likes to be unhealthy or fat let them, so long as they are happy what is it any business of yours to force your chauvinistic life style down their throat?

You know those annoying people who come to you door and start asking you about god and trying to get you to follow in their footsteps? Jehovah's witness' you heard of em? That is exactly what you are doing.
#40 - Give up bacon for a cancer free life? What would be the point … 08/21/2014 on i turn them into shit 0
#39 - Oh ******* god..... its you again 08/21/2014 on i turn them into shit -1
#38 - If it suffers and feels pain, it also gets happy and feels joy… 08/21/2014 on i turn them into shit -1
#90 - You really aren't to bright, Irrigation is water sprayed onto … 08/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - not proper grammar on the internet? OH NO  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Titanic ALS 0
User avatar #11 - spawnconnery (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah but "be like" sounds especially stupid
#12 - panggalacticfed (08/20/2014) [-]
spawnconnery be like "Yeah but "be like" sounds especially stupid"
User avatar #13 - spawnconnery (08/20/2014) [-]
And there you go, it sounds stupid.
#147 - o, I thought it was the other way round, you were saying they … 08/20/2014 on Not saying we told you so,... 0
#73 - Also no to mention that graph is from California which if you … 08/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#70 - Yet how is this relevant to you claiming that Cows use over 10… 08/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
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