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Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:10/19/2013
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#23 - I know im crazy, but i prefer the horribly animated original s… 06/17/2013 on cats 0
#35 - MY LIFE IS COMPLETE 06/16/2013 on Midgets pulling a plane 0
#132 - I finally got used to windows 8, i have everything set so it d… 06/16/2013 on Windows 8 0
#168 - But... metals are useful in large amounts. Do you even ind… 06/16/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum +2
#166 - its not abundant.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum 0
#167 - CaptainKill (06/16/2013) [-]
Neither are the best things in life.
User avatar #168 - tristanscharpman (06/16/2013) [-]
But... metals are useful in large amounts.
Do you even industry, Osmium?
#165 - Gallium: ****** ill corrode your ass 06/16/2013 on Good Guy Aluminum +4
#22 - my favoritest copy pasta of all time. ive watched it spre… 06/16/2013 on Random thought of the day. 0
#21 - Your attention. Thats all they want. And they get it. 06/16/2013 on Random thought of the day. 0
#3 - This is possible the most painfull thing i have ever read. 06/12/2013 on tsv5r7unwe45ibvcbzevbuz +9
#1 - Remember END OF ZE WORLD?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on brings me back to green. +1
User avatar #2 - tony (06/12/2013) [-]
oh yes i do
User avatar #3 - bhettogooty (06/12/2013) [-]
but do you know howw to count allll the wayyyy to swiffty five?
User avatar #4 - tony (06/12/2013) [-]
im le tired. i will try to remember after a nap.
#2 - Oh like you've never eaten a sandwich rock.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2013 on Rock +408
User avatar #110 - hilariousrubbish (06/13/2013) [-]
ROCK SAMiCH
#143 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/13/2013) [-]
ROCK LOBSTER
User avatar #145 - hilariousrubbish (06/13/2013) [-]
qahahha
#94 - pimpinpenguin (06/13/2013) [-]
kitty litter sandwich
User avatar #26 - thesinful (06/13/2013) [-]
I never eaten a sandwich rock but I once ate a rock sandwich. Does that count?
#2 - Apparently they where extremely racist towards aliens and the …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on more feels +1
#3 - crazyolitis (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't see anything bad with being extremely violent towards aliens...

Please get it.
User avatar #4 - daftiduck (06/12/2013) [-]
It all just boils down to "history is written by the victors".
Some people didn't like what the empire was doing and fought back, they won, and star wars is basically told from their moral point of view.
If you look at Earth's history, plenty of people have done what the empire did. Whether it's recognized as evil or not later just depends if it works.
#5 - crazyolitis (06/12/2013) [-]
#74 - if you like drm, you can use ****** services, but… 06/12/2013 on PS4 online is online only -6
#60 - but we suck GLORIOUS drm free dicks.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2013 on PS4 online is online only -9
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2013) [-]
Need I remind you of services like steam and origin?
User avatar #74 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
if you like drm, you can use shitty services, but if you have an iq over 6 you can just use GOG, Gamers Gate, or Direct 2 Drive like a normal human
#62 - thecakeisaliereal (06/12/2013) [-]
#141 - nephritho (06/12/2013) [-]
#57 - ADMIT IT both consoles suck massive tortoise cock and PC maste…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/12/2013 on PS4 online is online only -20
User avatar #111 - keiishiyama (06/12/2013) [-]
Fuck off. I love Sony and the PlayStations, and my current PC is not going to stop me from playing those CONSOLE-EXCLUSIVE masterpieces.
User avatar #59 - mayormilkman (06/12/2013) [-]
People of the "PC Master Race" still suck a lot of dicks, though.
User avatar #60 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
but we suck GLORIOUS drm free dicks.
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/12/2013) [-]
Need I remind you of services like steam and origin?
User avatar #74 - tristanscharpman (06/12/2013) [-]
if you like drm, you can use shitty services, but if you have an iq over 6 you can just use GOG, Gamers Gate, or Direct 2 Drive like a normal human
#62 - thecakeisaliereal (06/12/2013) [-]
#141 - nephritho (06/12/2013) [-]
#67 - MFW female 06/12/2013 on that was a closey! +3
#112 - Not the first. if youve ever done CNC milling, ive written soo… 06/12/2013 on Best new invention +1
#77 - Picture 06/11/2013 on 'Merica Fuck Yeah -1
#210 - link if anyone is interested. 06/10/2013 on E3 +2
#44 - Dat face.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Mugshots +9
User avatar #49 - deliciousjoecocker (06/10/2013) [-]
I read it in stallone's voice
#56 - weirddark (06/10/2013) [-]
Me too
#190 - Like when i try to run metro 2033 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +1
#68 - Why are are you asking? 06/06/2013 on Blondes +4
#247 - God damn it... is my state REALLY the only one that calls it p…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2013 on MuricĂ  0
#254 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2013) [-]
At least we aren't Missouri.
Cousin fuckers.
User avatar #250 - funnyjunkianonetwo (06/06/2013) [-]
Pop is basically the word everyone says in Illinois too, wouldn't know about anywhere else.
User avatar #264 - Noah (06/06/2013) [-]
Everyone I know in Illinois says soda.
User avatar #316 - funnyjunkianonetwo (06/06/2013) [-]
Almost everyone I know says pop, I'm in northern IL. I say soda as well.
User avatar #333 - Noah (06/06/2013) [-]
I just ask for my drink by name.
#117 - Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Re… 06/04/2013 on Best tattoo ever +2
#100 - **tristanscharpman rolls 95** i have no idea what they are t… 06/01/2013 on 4Chin -2
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User avatar #5 - Falkor (08/19/2013) [-]
it took you almost exactly 3 years, but you finally posted something : p
User avatar #6 to #5 - tristanscharpman (08/19/2013) [-]
Its a red letter day i tell ya 'hwat
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