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#2 - You expect me to believe it completely changed all of those wo… 06/22/2013 on mom got an iphone -1
#26 - Yea, and you have to take the stairs?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Body Bag +12
#70 - houms (06/22/2013) [-]
agent derpyseven
#19 - I think the guards are getting suspicious...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Body Bag +13
#22 - dasbeerboot (06/22/2013) [-]
Dont you just hate it when the elevator is full?
#26 - tristanscharpman (06/22/2013) [-]
Yea, and you have to take the stairs?
#70 - houms (06/22/2013) [-]
agent derpyseven
#51 - Picture 06/22/2013 on Same as stuffing your bra +12
#14 - Hitman blood money in a nutshell.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Body Bag +33
#60 - creepyunclebob (06/22/2013) [-]
I had two playthroughs of that game: a Silent Assassin one and a kill everything that moves, including the little dog in the christmas party mission.
#17 - friednazi (06/22/2013) [-]
yeah basically
#19 - tristanscharpman (06/22/2013) [-]
I think the guards are getting suspicious...
#22 - dasbeerboot (06/22/2013) [-]
Dont you just hate it when the elevator is full?
#26 - tristanscharpman (06/22/2013) [-]
Yea, and you have to take the stairs?
#70 - houms (06/22/2013) [-]
agent derpyseven
#45 - There is a channel for xbox one now? Please don't let this… 06/22/2013 on title 0
#150 - You could probably find some other interesting things on your …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Facts about daft punk +1
User avatar #192 - doctorstein (06/22/2013) [-]
But I procrastinate. You shouldn't judge, though. I am Human After All.
#147 - Honestly, RAM was kinda terrible in all compared to the rest o… 06/22/2013 on Facts about daft punk +1
#220 - Comment deleted 06/22/2013 on check out my mad cooling... +2
#32 - Why does everyone keep shoving copy pasta in the description? … 06/21/2013 on Jigglypuff is One Intense... -1
#30 - This is the perfect example of Photoshop being used for EVIL!!… 06/21/2013 on Fuck you Photoshop.... +5
#49 - Picture 06/21/2013 on Oops! +5
#64 - The description is 10 times funny than the content. 06/21/2013 on (4) What 0
#200 - >If you kill someone we will kill you back >we will … 06/21/2013 on Don't mess with Texas.... 0
#129 - I usually just fill those envelopes with pictures of gore.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on best way to send mail +9
#159 - goobdol (06/20/2013) [-]
Me too.
#55 - Im sure what ever new projects valve is working on will be com… 06/20/2013 on IT'S HAPPENINININININING. 0
#53 - Is this what people with theoretical math degrees do? They… 06/19/2013 on Pennies 0
#32 - famous copy pasta. 06/19/2013 on 4chan +1
#14 - can i throw it at people? 06/19/2013 on Arc Reactor Project, unlit 0
#269 - saving in case i ever need to sell bans and ban accessories. 06/19/2013 on Draw DJ 4DM1N's face! +4
#244 - i cant wait until steam sales start and us PC gamers get the c…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/18/2013 on BOYCOTT!! +25
User avatar #337 - durkadurka (06/18/2013) [-]
I think microsoft is doing a good job of setting themselves up in the long run. Even if they take a bath on the xbone, they've still set up a cloud distribution service much like steam.
User avatar #333 - lethallizzie (06/18/2013) [-]
Its funny cause I posted content from a xbox one developer both confirming and denying shit... also.. he mentioned the reason for the online games..its cause ms wants to move towards being like steam but can't jump immediately because it would be a big jump...
User avatar #317 - smokekusheveryday (06/18/2013) [-]
Glorious pc master race my brother
#255 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
screw Steam.
they're almost like XBox One. Want me to be logged in to play offline. Didn't even download the game I wanna play via steam. bought it on a cd and installed it.
The GoT Mod for Crusader Kings 2 crashed thanks to an update from steam.

that name...
I'm called Tristan. yet it's not my username
User avatar #293 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
that's like the one bad thing about steam. I'll admit I get bothered when on occasion it can't go into offline mode because it can't connect to the servers or whatever. That makes no sense when that happens.
Also yeah it's kinda weird that you can't just choose to have it installed to your computer like the good ol' days when you just had the shortcut and you could start a game no matter where you were with your laptop or whether you had internet.
**However* I don't think it's fair to say screw steam because of these things, I love steam despite these traits, I love that it makes it easy to connect to gaming friends, easy to shop, easy to see what's on sale (mm yummy steam sales) and easily take screenshots of any game and have quick and easy group voice chats with friends.
There's a lot to love about Steam.
True love is understanding their faults while appreciating what they give to you. Always remember that.
User avatar #295 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
why is there a kissy face in the middle of my bolded "however:" god dammit
#301 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
got it.
no homo.
User avatar #302 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
well anyway, even though steam fans are reading your statement as if you're saying to burn Valve HQ, I understand your frustration with Steam is what I'm getting at.
#304 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
it's not Valve HQ I wanna burn down. I can live with them.
If I, however, do not get my diploma at the graduation ceremony tomorrow; I'm probably gonna burn my school down. hypothetically speaking.
User avatar #305 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
Just take it. Take it and scream "I TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MIIIINE!!!
#307 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
I will.
just need to bring an axe or something. you know, for everyday uses like cutting down trees. or humans.
User avatar #311 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
just remember to heft it above your head like a Tusken Raider and belt out the appropriate war cry
#315 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
I would probably go for something more medieval-like.
"death to the Empire/Stormcloaks!" or "King in the North!". Idunno. just something impressive.
User avatar #316 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the Tusken Raider cry would be more terrifying to an unsuspecting crowd, but that would be up to your judgement, just play it by ear.
#319 - trevanman (06/18/2013) [-]
but for that I'd need a pretty long axe.
User avatar #322 - thepandaking (06/18/2013) [-]
that's true. good point. then you can just raise it with one hand and yell something inspirational.
#26 - I could see them all shunning male genitals and killing people… 06/18/2013 on The one commandment 0
#20 - We need an adult club penguin where we can all be inebriated a… 06/18/2013 on Walk up in the club like... 0
#30 - I have a ridiculous unexplainable fear of spiders. i just pani…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Who isn't on drugs +3
User avatar #31 - huzibizi (06/18/2013) [-]
Same here dude. Lately I've just been trying to ignore my fears and let the spider crawl onto some paper then just chuck it out of the window. If it comes anywhere near my hand I'll probably panic, though.
#76 - .....maybe she just knew he liked dick? 06/18/2013 on Grandparents.... +1


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User avatar #5 - Falkor (08/19/2013) [-]
it took you almost exactly 3 years, but you finally posted something : p
User avatar #6 to #5 - tristanscharpman (08/19/2013) [-]
Its a red letter day i tell ya 'hwat
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