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tristanscharpman

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:admins basement
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6 total,  24 ,  18
Comment Thumbs: 2970 total,  3604 ,  634
Content Level Progress: 16.94% (10/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:0
Content Views:1240
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:710
FJ Points:3173

latest user's comments

#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Kim of he il +3
#5 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/27/2013) [-]
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I sell dictatorship and dictatorship accessories.

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#1 - Picture 06/26/2013 on ...Somewhere +9
#1 - Remember the chick-fillet thing? That was exactly the inte…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Great Ideas -10
User avatar #6 - skypatrol (06/27/2013) [-]
Or ya know, they went to...
Eat some food?
I respect Chik-fil-a's opinion on gay marriage.
The owner was raised to believe it was wrong
That ain't gonna change the fact that those strawberry milkshakes and waffle fries are orgasmic.
Oh, and i'm gay.
User avatar #2 - davidteninch (06/26/2013) [-]
If the extremest eat at a restaurant, what do the normal Christians do?

#44 - This is still burned into my head from yesterday.  [+] (28 new replies) 06/26/2013 on What a touching scene +9
#143 - fefe (06/27/2013) [-]
what anime is this?
#88 - yunoacceptnumbers (06/26/2013) [-]
sharpy in pooper!
#86 - hunterwhu has deleted their comment.
#75 - chaosheartless (06/26/2013) [-]
Why was I aroused by this...?
User avatar #58 - magtron (06/26/2013) [-]
hey what anime is that from :o
User avatar #87 - newbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Hayore! Nyaruko-san or something.
#116 - jimmiesoperator (06/26/2013) [-]
Dude isn't that about the chick with white hair calling herself the Crawling Chaos aka Cthulhu? I doubt this is it.
User avatar #127 - newbrony (06/26/2013) [-]
Yes it is. That red haired girl is definitely from that. She's the flame thingy. And the guy looks a lot like the MC.
#128 - jimmiesoperator (06/26/2013) [-]
Aah, I see your point. Ok then, move along.
User avatar #69 - brettyht (06/26/2013) [-]
Seems like Aria: The Scarlette Ammo to me.
#99 - mrvoodoo (06/26/2013) [-]
Nope.
#63 - jazzyietheferret (06/26/2013) [-]
It's from the early episodes of Sailor Moon.
#100 - mrvoodoo (06/26/2013) [-]
Nuh-hun
#138 - jazzyietheferret (06/26/2013) [-]
You're right, my mistake. It must be chobits then.
#141 - mrvoodoo (06/26/2013) [-]
egn-Wrong!
#142 - jazzyietheferret (06/26/2013) [-]
MY little pony?
#145 - mrvoodoo (06/27/2013) [-]
Ngn, close but no cigar.
#146 - jazzyietheferret (06/27/2013) [-]
Higurashi no Naku Koro ni?
#147 - mrvoodoo (06/27/2013) [-]
Woah you went from warm too deep freeze man.
#148 - jazzyietheferret (06/27/2013) [-]
hrm...Muv Luv then for sure.
#149 - mrvoodoo (06/28/2013) [-]
Dude... That's almost as far off as saying Blade play






(Free Porn!)
#150 - jazzyietheferret (06/28/2013) [-]
Bleach and she's using her bankai.
#151 - mrvoodoo (06/29/2013) [-]
Mhhmn No
User avatar #59 - tristanscharpman (06/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea.
it was on the front page yesterday.
User avatar #60 - magtron (06/26/2013) [-]
thanks any ways man
#56 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
sauce
#50 - fefe (06/26/2013) [-]
What anime is this?
#65 - jazzyietheferret (06/26/2013) [-]
Sailor Moon
#86 - That house actually looks awesome.... 06/26/2013 on WBC 0
#73 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Puberty +11
#6 - It's good to see the united states has top tier spies. 06/26/2013 on Mind = Blown 0
#1 - They're both porn, aren't they?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on That's so punny +113
User avatar #7 - OldSnake (06/26/2013) [-]
NO!

yes
User avatar #4 - payseht (06/26/2013) [-]
with just two categories: missionary and cowgirl. Guess which is more used.
User avatar #12 - ohgodwaitimatheist (06/27/2013) [-]
The lesbian one.
User avatar #2 - KINGOFTHESTARS (06/26/2013) [-]
gay PORN
#3 - PleasePleasePlease make a giant vagina monster so little k…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Manta Ray (Desc) +14
#5 - euphoricturtle (06/26/2013) [-]
This guy is going places.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Black Hole +79
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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Since when did FJ start... +4
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#3 - You just made my day. 06/26/2013 on Mr. Timmy's Dad +7
#1 - Lets not forget this classic.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Mr. Timmy's Dad +187
#37 - cfeuer (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - Classic (06/26/2013) [-]
Forget what?
User avatar #3 - tristanscharpman (06/26/2013) [-]
You just made my day.
#148 - Nazi tattoo artists suck. they cant even draw **** … 06/26/2013 on fucking epic tatoo comp +4
#194 - You see it as a scary place people should avoid, I see it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on So the other night. . . +10
#276 - DeathclawRulez (06/26/2013) [-]
#19 - Only 5 men? noob. 06/25/2013 on FB HAX +3
#425 - The entire 1700's swedish military? yea ill be fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +11
User avatar #1469 - RAPxMASTER (06/25/2013) [-]
Last game I played was Rome Total War as The Greeks..I've got Spartans and all that after me...I'm dead.
#81 - I wonder how many people they killed before they got that to work. 06/25/2013 on The fine line between... +2
#68413 - sounds like a woman having sex with a fax machine while als… 06/25/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#117 - Pecking order of daftpunk: discovery human after all … 06/25/2013 on Daft Gif +1
#111 - ahhh. i know Ive listened to WAY to much daft punk when i can …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Daft Gif +2
User avatar #134 - entarasu (06/25/2013) [-]
my man yeaaah
#4 - Ladies and gentlemen, I have found my epitaph.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Cucumber +179
User avatar #87 - soulterminatorm (06/25/2013) [-]
**soulterminatorm rolled a random comment #2737852 posted by frigidalt at Friendly ** :
I have that for Wii

#84 - zorororonoa (06/25/2013) [-]
You better follow through
#55 - chainz (06/25/2013) [-]
**chainz rolled a random comment #61 posted by omnomnompancakes at /b/ ** :
**omnomnompancakes rolls 558,980,718** I will forever live in the friendzone.



my epitaph
User avatar #81 - tehdubstepman (06/25/2013) [-]
**tehdubstepman rolled a random comment #980 posted by ronnocx at I McFucked up! ** :
So how are things in here?
but my epitaph is better
#56 - chainz (06/25/2013) [-]
Painfully true
User avatar #60 - omnomnompancakes (06/25/2013) [-]
And true for me.
User avatar #54 - epitaph (06/25/2013) [-]
Epitaph here.
User avatar #44 - cowisbeast (06/25/2013) [-]
TIL what epitaph means
User avatar #50 - dubii (06/25/2013) [-]
epitaph |ˈepiˌtaf|
noun
a phrase or statement written in memory of a person who has died, esp. as an inscription on a tombstone.
ORIGIN late Middle English: from Old French epitaphe, via Latin from Greek epitaphion ‘funeral oration,’ neuter of ephitaphios ‘over or at a tomb,’ from epi ‘upon’ + taphos ‘tomb.’
User avatar #51 - toosexyforyou (06/25/2013) [-]
TIL what TIL means
User avatar #58 - dubii (06/25/2013) [-]
Urban Dictionary definition, hey atleast I'm learning.
1. TIL
T.I.L. (Today I Learned)
Often used as a space saver on websites such as Reddit or DIGG when writing the titles of links to interesting things the submitter has learned that day.
TIL that a meter is the distance light travels in 299,792,458ths of a second.
til t.i.l. yesterday i learned yil y.i.l.
#23 - Maybe i should buy one after all......  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Beating the horse +44
User avatar #40 - stijnverheye (06/25/2013) [-]
its all fun and games until you're the rape victim
#133 - Comment deleted 06/25/2013 on Nope +3
#4 - reminds me of this.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 0
User avatar #5 - flyingassassin (06/28/2013) [-]
if you say the FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK part out loud and really sounds it sounds pretty cool

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User avatar #5 - Falkor (08/19/2013) [-]
it took you almost exactly 3 years, but you finally posted something : p
User avatar #6 to #5 - tristanscharpman (08/19/2013) [-]
Its a red letter day i tell ya 'hwat
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