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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:10/19/2013
Location:admins basement
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#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Description -1
#17 - anonymous (07/01/2013) [-]
chill out dude you're the one freaking out, not them
#18 - tristanscharpman has deleted their comment.
#62 - my new favorite. obviously, most greentext stories are com… 07/01/2013 on Glory Hole +7
#32 - this is pretty decent.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Glory Hole +134
#220 - johrny (07/01/2013) [-]
only god knows, how much i just laughed!
User avatar #132 - Greevon (07/01/2013) [-]
Ate a butterfinger while reading this one.
It only HEIGHTENED my enjoyment of it.
#90 - mainstreamed (07/01/2013) [-]
#71 - bobindun (07/01/2013) [-]
This one fucking kills meh!
#53 - scoopus (07/01/2013) [-]
#44 - newsugarbriches (07/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #41 - occamsrazor (07/01/2013) [-]
"shit colander"
#40 - superbla (06/30/2013) [-]
Holy shit.
I laughed so much!
#36 - sanguinemeows (06/30/2013) [-]
I just laughed so hard
#56 - every time this makes the front page, a fat woman buys a pair … 06/30/2013 on What's wrong..? 0
#109 - Picture 06/30/2013 on Go ahead and skip +2
#194 - some of us are able to laugh at ourselves without getting butt…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on american cars +3
User avatar #195 - darksideofthebeast (06/29/2013) [-]
You're implying I like america?
No I don't
But these jokes are as old.
#198 - crashbandicunt has deleted their comment.
User avatar #200 - darksideofthebeast (06/29/2013) [-]
What?
#204 - crashbandicunt has deleted their comment.
#47 - I laughed hardest that 93 people rated it 4.5/5 06/29/2013 on Attack on Tit +28
#21 - because reposting something once is no longer a *******… 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +1
#17 - im pretty sure they dont work since beta came out. ill se… 06/29/2013 on No one loves me 0
#134 - Could be worse. what if those where spiders? wit… 06/29/2013 on welcome home +3
#1516 - I would like yellow text so those without colored text are for… 06/29/2013 on Ask DJ 4DM1N for colored text 0
#36 - 1. Gabe himself has confirmed half life 3 several times 2.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Half 3 confirmed +8
User avatar #71 - europe (06/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like hell for him
User avatar #41 - imofcnotharveydent (06/29/2013) [-]
thanks
#35 - I know and i bet less than 10 percent remember when half life …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Half 3 confirmed +3
#37 - jinapayne (06/29/2013) [-]
I love you for making that meme
Even if you didnt make it, I love you for posting it
You are an actual gamer and know more about games than me, but at least I have been on the internet long enough to know when to use those jokes and why they are funny
#56 - They really should have something less terrifying. like lo… 06/27/2013 on Meet Flamy +1
#58 - I'm pretty sure the yellow thing is a frog fish. I used to…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Pictures 2 0
User avatar #87 - thenoodleking (06/28/2013) [-]
I love fish.. I want one
#2 - 9.7/10 your shading needs work. i suggest putting a wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Title +2
User avatar #4 - iliekmennow (06/26/2013) [-]
I see...
#3 - Its slightly funnier because it has pictures.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on British translation +1
#166 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
do you need a picture or something?
#4 - crazyolitis (06/26/2013) [-]
Darnit!
#3 - Its a good day when you see a highly detailed ass as such. 06/26/2013 on Detailed Ass +53
#1 - I could scar you with the horrible things Ive seen during my t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Swedish Bike Rapist +6
#7 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Isn't Sweden now the muslim jihad capital of Europe? That Swedish girls are now becoming the 'disgraced' minority.....
#3 - kaboomz (06/26/2013) [-]
tell us
#165 - I like daft punk and Bing Crosby. 06/26/2013 on John Lennon -1
#64 - I was on the phone with my boss when my swedish friend just … 06/26/2013 on Daniel motherfuckin' Simonsen +2
#59 - I have no idea. it was on the front page yesterday.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on What a touching scene +1
User avatar #60 - magtron (06/26/2013) [-]
thanks any ways man
#1 - Implying you don't like your face covered in semen, OP? I … 06/26/2013 on mediocre paint comic +4
#2 - The lord better decide straight vodka. 06/26/2013 on GET YO' SELF SOME JESUS 0
#2 - Only A LOT less mentally scarring.  [+] (10 new replies) 06/26/2013 on They should tell him to... +12
#72 - linkheros (06/27/2013) [-]
Oh repressed memories why do you return..
#34 - ryuryu (06/26/2013) [-]
That was actually one of my favorite episodes....
#29 - bleeduntildeath (06/26/2013) [-]
KING RAMMMMMMMMMSES!!! the man in gauze the man in gauze
User avatar #55 - crazyhindu (06/27/2013) [-]
Is it really the man in gauze? i thought it was the magic of.
#56 - bleeduntildeath (06/27/2013) [-]
the man in gauze
User avatar #57 - crazyhindu (06/27/2013) [-]
Welp i was wrong.
#58 - bleeduntildeath (06/27/2013) [-]
if it makes you feel better, I thought that when I was younger
User avatar #59 - crazyhindu (06/27/2013) [-]
It does, it does.
#21 - renzard (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh Ramses, the mummy man. Never did have much of a tan. Those who saw him often ran.

But only one was creepier than he. It was, of course, me! As I was often inspired to be...

NAUGHTY.
#25 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
That was really good...
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User avatar #5 - Falkor (08/19/2013) [-]
it took you almost exactly 3 years, but you finally posted something : p
User avatar #6 to #5 - tristanscharpman (08/19/2013) [-]
Its a red letter day i tell ya 'hwat
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