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#275 - did doland try to make a unicorn? 06/21/2012 on Unicorns are real 0
#212 - Comment deleted 06/21/2012 on Grocery shopping +13
#676 - LINUX BITCHES!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2012 on Dafuq 0
#693 - Absolute Madman (06/21/2012) [-]
if only games were made for linux Dx
#3 - was supposed to say "noone walked anyWHERE" but … 06/20/2012 on Babysitting Rage +7
#1 - i.... i don't even know..... 06/20/2012 on pr0n movie comp +3
#1 - and no one walked anyone for more than 2 hours.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Babysitting Rage +3
User avatar #49 - samuraicrack (06/21/2012) [-]
you accidentally your sentence
#2 - Carnictus (06/20/2012) [-]
#3 - tristanscharpman (06/20/2012) [-]
was supposed to say "noone walked anyWHERE" but fuck sentences.
#143 - Comment deleted 06/20/2012 on Meanwhile on my hard drive +1
#3 - well, looks like i need to schedule another appointment with m… 06/20/2012 on This moment... +1
#21 - Picture 06/20/2012 on Shit 0
#65 - you know, if i lived in Washington dc id dress up like a homel… 06/20/2012 on **Punchline** +1
#137 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Meanwhile on my hard drive +10
#251 - dopoqob Comment deleted by tristanscharpman
#241 - oh America, you and your America-ness.............America.... 06/20/2012 on hunger level 99 -3
#83 - i need to punch something!!! 06/19/2012 on This stresses me out 0
#239 - i don't know, women have to put up with it a lot now... 06/19/2012 on Nigger jokes 0
#80 - i feel terrible, i laughed at almost every one. 06/19/2012 on Some sexist pictures.... 0
#26 - meanwhile on 9gag, 06/19/2012 on ORAL !! +2
#1 - What did i just read? 06/19/2012 on goes to BG Kumbi and his... +1
#983 - I CANT!!! ITS A SIDE EFFECT OF MASSIVE DOSES OF RETARDS!!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2012 on Oh god it's funny. +1
User avatar #993 - wolfmango (06/19/2012) [-]
#107 - Professor Toothy. 06/19/2012 on LAMB! 0
#976 - OH **** OH **** OH **** !!! I DISLIKED THE…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2012 on Oh god it's funny. +1
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User avatar #983 - tristanscharpman (06/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #993 - wolfmango (06/19/2012) [-]
#597 - thanks for actually giving reasons rather than just "noz…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. -2
#623 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2012) [-]
Well that's not the point of the picture you dumb faggot. It's just a picture of conception. It has nothing to do with rape.
User avatar #614 - IamSofaKingdom (06/18/2012) [-]
did you know that those reasons make up less than 10% of abortions, I believe they make up less than 5% but that may be a bit low. Over 80% are for "unwanted pregnancies". WE idolize sex too much and as a result we have kids. People need to grow the hell up and deal with it. There are a ton of organizations that will take the kid and take care of it if the woman will simply not have an abortion. There is really no reason the average person should get one.
#618 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2012) [-]
your an idiot.
User avatar #625 - demicus (06/18/2012) [-]

But yes, they are quite foolish.
User avatar #624 - IamSofaKingdom (06/18/2012) [-]
yep, what a well thought out response. Thank you for refuting a completely reasonable statement in such a respectable fashion. Also thanks for staying anonymous because you are scared of being a dick on the internet.
#639 - Absolute Madman (06/18/2012) [-]
I agree with half of what you say, and the other half I'm like... "Dude, what?"

I agree we idolize sex. I don't agree this is why we have kids. (It's because they are stupid, and don't properly protect themselves or their partner. Or were raped. I know a few of those cases)
I agree people need to grow up. I disagree that there is no reason the average person should get one, and the percentages you gave were based in no fact, only "I believe".

User avatar #654 - IamSofaKingdom (06/18/2012) [-]
First of all, thank your for a logical and respectful response. Also I will clarify a few of my statements there. In regards to the "having kids" I am talking about in the instance of most abortions. The majority of abortions are with young women (teen to early 30s) and they are the main target of commercials and programs on television that idolize sex. AS a result they go out and do it and end up pregnant. I wasn't stating the idolization as the reason for having kids entirely. For the "{average person" statement I was trying to think of a single phrase that would exclude those special circumstance cases listed in the comment I responded to. Rape, endangered life, etc are all out of the norm scenarios so I said average for the majority of abortions. The percentages came from a meeting I went to about abortions and the misnomers involved (like photos of a baby, mostly shaped, being scrambled). I went to that meeting a couple years back though so the percentages are only approximate to what I saw so I used the phrase "believe" instead of stating it as fact when they were rough and not exact.
#583 - you just made my day. im sending this to some "o… 06/18/2012 on This is not a title. -4
#401 - dont worry, they all thought it was a potato anyways. 06/18/2012 on Columbine Shootings 0
#310 - yes, indeed that is how it happened. 06/18/2012 on Awesomeness 0
#591 - Comment deleted 06/14/2012 on Don't blink +1


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User avatar #5 - Falkor (08/19/2013) [-]
it took you almost exactly 3 years, but you finally posted something : p
User avatar #6 to #5 - tristanscharpman (08/19/2013) [-]
Its a red letter day i tell ya 'hwat
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