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- Im sure what ever new projects valve is working on will be com…
- Is this what people with theoretical math degrees do? They…
- famous copy pasta.
- can i throw it at people?
Arc Reactor Project, unlit
- saving in case i ever need to sell bans and ban accessories.
Draw DJ 4DM1N's face!
- i cant wait until steam sales start and us PC gamers get the c…
I think microsoft is doing a good job of setting themselves up in the long run. Even if they take a bath on the xbone, they've still set up a cloud distribution service much like steam.
Its funny cause I posted content from a xbox one developer both confirming and denying shit... also.. he mentioned the reason for the online games..its cause ms wants to move towards being like steam but can't jump immediately because it would be a big jump...
Glorious pc master race my brother
they're almost like XBox One. Want me to be logged in to play offline. Didn't even download the game I wanna play via steam. bought it on a cd and installed it.
The GoT Mod for Crusader Kings 2 crashed thanks to an update from steam.
I'm called Tristan. yet it's not my username
that's like the one bad thing about steam. I'll admit I get bothered when on occasion it can't go into offline mode because it can't connect to the servers or whatever. That makes no sense when that happens.
Also yeah it's kinda weird that you can't just choose to have it installed to your computer like the good ol' days when you just had the shortcut and you could start a game no matter where you were with your laptop or whether you had internet.
* I don't think it's fair to say screw steam because of these things, I love steam despite these traits, I love that it makes it easy to connect to gaming friends, easy to shop, easy to see what's on sale (mm yummy steam sales) and easily take screenshots of any game and have quick and easy group voice chats with friends.
There's a lot to love about Steam.
True love is understanding their faults while appreciating what they give to you. Always remember that.
why is there a kissy face in the middle of my
"however:" god dammit
well anyway, even though steam fans are reading your statement as if you're saying to burn Valve HQ, I understand your frustration with Steam is what I'm getting at.
it's not Valve HQ I wanna burn down. I can live with them.
If I, however, do not get my diploma at the graduation ceremony tomorrow; I'm probably gonna burn my school down. hypothetically speaking.
Just take it. Take it and scream
I TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MIIIINE!!!
just need to bring an axe or something. you know, for everyday uses like cutting down trees. or humans.
just remember to heft it above your head like a Tusken Raider and belt out the appropriate war cry
I would probably go for something more medieval-like.
"death to the Empire/Stormcloaks!" or "King in the North!". Idunno. just something impressive.
I think the Tusken Raider cry would be more terrifying to an unsuspecting crowd, but that would be up to your judgement, just play it by ear.
but for that I'd need a pretty long axe.
that's true. good point. then you can just raise it with one hand and yell something inspirational.
- I could see them all shunning male genitals and killing people…
The one commandment
- We need an adult club penguin where we can all be inebriated a…
Walk up in the club like...
- I have a ridiculous unexplainable fear of spiders. i just pani…
Who isn't on drugs
Same here dude. Lately I've just been trying to ignore my fears and let the spider crawl onto some paper then just chuck it out of the window. If it comes anywhere near my hand I'll probably panic, though.
- .....maybe she just knew he liked dick?
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