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Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:6/19/2013
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#53 - Is this what people with theoretical math degrees do? They… 2 hours ago on Pennies 0
#32 - famous copy pasta. 2 hours ago on 4chan 0
#14 - can i throw it at people? 2 hours ago on Arc Reactor Project, unlit 0
#269 - saving in case i ever need to sell bans and ban accessories. 2 hours ago on Draw DJ 4DM1N's face! +4
#244 - i cant wait until steam sales start and us PC gamers get the c…  [+] (20 new replies) 10 hours ago on BOYCOTT!! +25
User avatar #337 - durkadurka (8 hours ago) [-]
I think microsoft is doing a good job of setting themselves up in the long run. Even if they take a bath on the xbone, they've still set up a cloud distribution service much like steam.
User avatar #333 - lethallizzie (8 hours ago) [-]
Its funny cause I posted content from a xbox one developer both confirming and denying shit... also.. he mentioned the reason for the online games..its cause ms wants to move towards being like steam but can't jump immediately because it would be a big jump...
User avatar #317 - smokekusheveryday (9 hours ago) [-]
Glorious pc master race my brother
#255 - trevanman (10 hours ago) [-]
screw Steam.
they're almost like XBox One. Want me to be logged in to play offline. Didn't even download the game I wanna play via steam. bought it on a cd and installed it.
The GoT Mod for Crusader Kings 2 crashed thanks to an update from steam.

that name...
Tristan.
I'm called Tristan. yet it's not my username
#306 - therealgrimreaper (9 hours ago) [-]
Cant tell if troll

Or just insanley stupid
User avatar #309 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
why? the xbox one comparison is a little rash, but for the most part he's right, those things about Steam are irritating.
User avatar #320 - jasonmaki (9 hours ago) [-]
You can [;ay steam games offline, unless you are playing online then its the same as everything else and you just cant play online
User avatar #323 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
well sometimes it won't be able to go into offline mode, more often than not in my experience. I just think it's fair to say Steam has its faults, but I still like it better than any other program like fucken uplay or origin.
User avatar #293 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
that's like the one bad thing about steam. I'll admit I get bothered when on occasion it can't go into offline mode because it can't connect to the servers or whatever. That makes no sense when that happens.
Also yeah it's kinda weird that you can't just choose to have it installed to your computer like the good ol' days when you just had the shortcut and you could start a game no matter where you were with your laptop or whether you had internet.
**However* I don't think it's fair to say screw steam because of these things, I love steam despite these traits, I love that it makes it easy to connect to gaming friends, easy to shop, easy to see what's on sale (mm yummy steam sales) and easily take screenshots of any game and have quick and easy group voice chats with friends.
There's a lot to love about Steam.
True love is understanding their faults while appreciating what they give to you. Always remember that.
User avatar #295 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
why is there a kissy face in the middle of my bolded "however:" god dammit
#301 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
got it.
no homo.
User avatar #302 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
well anyway, even though steam fans are reading your statement as if you're saying to burn Valve HQ, I understand your frustration with Steam is what I'm getting at.
#304 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
it's not Valve HQ I wanna burn down. I can live with them.
If I, however, do not get my diploma at the graduation ceremony tomorrow; I'm probably gonna burn my school down. hypothetically speaking.
User avatar #305 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
Just take it. Take it and scream "I TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MIIIINE!!!
#307 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
I will.
just need to bring an axe or something. you know, for everyday uses like cutting down trees. or humans.
User avatar #311 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
just remember to heft it above your head like a Tusken Raider and belt out the appropriate war cry
#315 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
huh.
I would probably go for something more medieval-like.
"death to the Empire/Stormcloaks!" or "King in the North!". Idunno. just something impressive.
User avatar #316 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
I think the Tusken Raider cry would be more terrifying to an unsuspecting crowd, but that would be up to your judgement, just play it by ear.
#319 - trevanman (9 hours ago) [-]
but for that I'd need a pretty long axe.
User avatar #322 - thepandaking (9 hours ago) [-]
that's true. good point. then you can just raise it with one hand and yell something inspirational.
#26 - I could see them all shunning male genitals and killing people… 06/18/2013 on The one commandment 0
#20 - We need an adult club penguin where we can all be inebriated a… 06/18/2013 on Walk up in the club like... 0
#30 - I have a ridiculous unexplainable fear of spiders. i just pani…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2013 on Who isn't on drugs +3
User avatar #31 - huzibizi (06/18/2013) [-]
Same here dude. Lately I've just been trying to ignore my fears and let the spider crawl onto some paper then just chuck it out of the window. If it comes anywhere near my hand I'll probably panic, though.
#76 - .....maybe she just knew he liked dick? 06/18/2013 on Grandparents.... +1
#23 - I know im crazy, but i prefer the horribly animated original s… 06/17/2013 on cats 0
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#2 - N. Korean citizen (12/12/2010) [-]
why must you fuck your cat ? i mean every day its just bang bang bang right in the anus
#4 to #3 - tristanscharpman (01/12/2011) [-]
you know what your are chance?   
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you know what your are chance?
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#3 to #3 - tristanscharpman (12/30/2010) [-]
he was asking for it =)
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