It's bait. Also I'm 90% sure he's probably too young to have played the old games.

You're right. Absolutely right. I mean there's another spot literally right beside the jeep.

Vince McMahon is by far the greatest performer in Wrestling history

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE Just in case youre interested.

This happened in 2013, Donald Trump wrestlemania versus Vince McMahon

"Battle of the Billionares"

It's the WWE dude, you dont have to assume, you should just know by now

Nope, hes just an idiot.

no, donald trump and vince mcmahon have mad beef going back to a kuwait oil deal, Trump caught vince mcmahon off guard and gave him comeuppance

That only happens when its a dindu nuffin that gets shot and still its only the chimps that chimpout and the libruls

Like all those people on that TV show, 'Preppers'.

"I have MREs to last months, a basement full of water and filters for later, clothes, meds, and a few little luxuries. What do you have?"

"A gun and your home address."

Hey, some of them have adequate defensives from assholes who legitimately think like this. However, I will agree most are just clueless delinquents.

Comment aside, that is - oddly - a super satisfying thing to look at

I had to to a recovery after an accident where a semi was involved. Was coming down a hill when the air compressor froze solid. His brakes wouldn't work and he pancaked a car. 5 people inside,all killed instantly at the intersection.

It isn't pretty,but it happens.

But a lot of accidents are the semi drivers fault because they just don't give a shit 90% of the time. They are trying to get where they are going because its the 3rd day with a load and the broker/dispatch keeps telling them different shit.

I have dealt with semi drivers after accidents,and some of them don't even give a shit that they wrecked someones car,because the company will either settle out of court for like 4 grand or just keep delaying it while the driver gets a point or two knocked off and a fine.

Fire, EMS, or Police? Or I guess wrecker is also a possibility.

Wrecker. I would go to the wreck,help pick up. Wasn't always fun. Seen what happens to an Impreza WRX STI when drunk people get behind the wheel. Seen the aftermath of an airborne Mustang.

One of the grim humor moments we had was at a stoplight at the bottom of the a hill. It's a valley. Walmart Semi is at the base at the light. A ZO6 Corvette comes flying down the hill. Hits the brakes(judging by the partial skids) and slammed into the back end of it.

Cause of skid? Bald tires.

I didn't have the funds to afford a nice wrecker. I used an old 2 1/2 ton Surplus crane that we added a tow kit to. Mostly it was the only wrecker that could go off road and pull people out on the hunting trails.

Hahaha I always love those kinds of stories of people just not being smart about their driving and getting killed without harming others. But yeah, I had a call a couple weeks ago for an auto-ped incident. We arrived thinking there was one patient, lo and behold one of the cops had parked between the girl who died on scene and lover boy who was alive and on the ground, and we couldn't see him at all. He also decided to inform us of this second patient after we were on scene for about 2 or so minutes. I was pissed off at that cop man.

I always hated dealing with cops like that. Like that Impreza. They told me that the wrecker they called couldn't go that far off the trail to get it. The car is mangled. They have the investigator people checking out the driver/passenger who got ejected out the front.

But they didn't tell me that there were other people in the car. So I couldn't get my tow cable to a safe spot to tow with. I couldn't get under it,so I figured I would cut a hole in the trunk to get the rear tow hook.

Turns out there were two,maybe 17-18 year old girls in the trunk. The engine,transmission and transfer case were in their laps.

Jesus. Yeah cops can be fucking idiots man. But I loved the cop who was basically in charge at my most recent drunk driver accident. Nobody was hurt seriously and the officer was just really polite and great at keeping the drunk guy from escalating, didn't treat him like shit but was still stern. I was really impressed.

Dude look up critical failures.
You can literally hit yourself for max critical damage and knock yourself unconscious for 1d4 rounds.
Which can totally kill you.

>Implying any GM worth his salt would ever do that
lmao

If you were playing a game with George RR Martin he'd totally do that.

except in the picture, it's obviously Mr. Gygax
In short, this comic is just plain shit

You were fighting a giant, you have him prone and bleeding.
"I try to make him confess" *rolls 1*
You get too close to him, he has an attack of opportunity on you.
He tries to grapple. dificulty 15 *rolls 17*
You are grappled.
He is trying to crush you *rolls 20*
Roll to confirm critical *rolls 19*
You take critical damage. *rolls damage* you are at -4, you are dead.

So yeah, its pretty much how it works.

>-4
>dead
>playing as a melee character with a negative con score
No thank you.

Agility based melee character.
There are some really amazing builds you can make using Complete Warrior, Complete Scoundrel, Tome of Battle and sword and fist.
You can make melee characters that are based on dex and wis, that have few hitpoints but are neigh impossible to hit. And when they are hit they can soak bunch of different kids of damage and even redirect some of it.
Not an easy build, and you need good rolls, but not impossible either.
and it would fit what's seen in the show with lots of jumping, twisting and dancing around.

Anyone who doesn't know what taking 20 is should fuck off the edge of my dick

>Taking 20 in combat
>Taking 20 when there are penalties for failing.
Sounds like you should fuck off the edge of your own dick friendo.

when did i imply anything about taking 20 in combat

Also nice meme arrows m80

what is this called and how do i make it

i don't see how you would easily get shit inside that sphere, other than that it seems pretty easy (just hot chocolate liquid melting a hole in the top)