No, your argument is wibbly wobbly timey wimey because his name isn't Doctor Who

you're still a colony to the rest of the world.

While sagging did gain its start in the U.S. prison system, it was not a style authored by imprisioned homosexuals intent upon advertising their interest in casual flings. Sagging pants became the behind-the-bars thing due to ill-fitting prison-issue garb: some of those incarcerated were provided with clothing a few sizes too large. That oversizing, coupled with the lack of belts in the big house, led to a great number of jailbirds whose pants were falling off their arses. The practice worked its way from the hoosegow into hip-hop culture when it was adopted by a variety of rappers, including Ice-T and Too Short.

that and people who bought into the baggy pants trend didn't know you don't get to keep a belt when you get locked up. so baggy went to saggy, butt sex was unavoidable when you have your pants around your ankles lol

Wait, you do understand "Roadside picnic" was written 15 years before Chernobil disaster?

I don't think he's hacking, just accessing their computers as network devices and copying the porn onto them.