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triggathepirate

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2768 total,  3729 ,  961
Comment Thumbs: 28197 total,  32393 ,  4196
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 9.4% (94/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:305867
Times Content Favorited:180 times
Total Comments Made:9467
FJ Points:18832
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | the (5) | lol (4) | shit (4) | and (3) | Jesus (3) | joker (3) | a bitch (2) | ASS (2) | biting (2) | Bleach (2) | chemicals (2) | choke (2) | game (2) | Mystery (2) | tags (2) | tf (2) | The Game (2)
I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#108 - Picture 11/23/2013 on Cooooool +18
#111 - No u To be a virgin, I wish I wasn't To have a p…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? 0
#145 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
#103 - Could be bettah  [+] (3 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? +2
User avatar #106 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah?

Then you try.
#111 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
No u
To be a virgin, I wish I wasn't
To have a partner, kind and loving.
Not a slut who spreads diseases, birthing children and quickly leaving.
Something we can all agree, my dear friend, Subject three. Is that to have a lover in our lives, is really hard as FUCK to find.
#145 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
#86 - Aye take dis as well. 11/23/2013 on These be some fucked up... 0
#84 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on These be some fucked up... +1
#85 - daix (11/23/2013) [-]
#86 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
Aye take dis as well.
#58 - Why are they all wearing RS party hats? 11/23/2013 on you need to enlarge too +1
#83 - Get him! He uses facebook!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Worth It? +16
#84 - Jloughrey (11/23/2013) [-]
#84 - MFW trying to sing this.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Tumblr- Poem Battle? +26
User avatar #102 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
Here you go. A sing along version.

A virgin, wish that I was not.
To much--diseases will be caught.
Find someone you like alot,
victory, you've earned your lot.
But until that time goes come
Shut up now, this isn't fun.
#103 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
Could be bettah
User avatar #106 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah?

Then you try.
#111 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
No u
To be a virgin, I wish I wasn't
To have a partner, kind and loving.
Not a slut who spreads diseases, birthing children and quickly leaving.
Something we can all agree, my dear friend, Subject three. Is that to have a lover in our lives, is really hard as FUCK to find.
#145 - SubjectThree (11/23/2013) [-]
#52 - A beam? 11/23/2013 on Star Trek +1
#55 - MFW I saw this wasn't a user roll. 11/23/2013 on she wants the D +3
#111 - My nizzle. 11/23/2013 on triggathepirate's profile 0
#142 - My sides are gone for the weekend. 11/22/2013 on only in FJ +1
#96 - Couldn't resist 11/22/2013 on Works a treat :) +2
#95 - MFW reading this checklist of botched snuggling. 11/22/2013 on Works a treat :) 0
#292 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Trolling on 50 +3
#301 - avarius (11/22/2013) [-]
#80 - My father has ******* started watching that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Get yo shit together for... -1
User avatar #124 - revengeforfreeze (11/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't really prove anything.
#12 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Pick your poison +1
#83 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Beer hold me +2
#24 - Painted black? 11/21/2013 on we can't have nice things +1
#100 - Why the **** am I laughing so hard at this **** ? 11/21/2013 on It's true 0
#43 - **** like this is why I keep coming back to the interne… 11/21/2013 on Fourth Wall +2
#127 - You wot? you bet on his death? 11/21/2013 on Would you rather... 0
#126 - Ight yee, you're going places. All over the place actually. 11/21/2013 on Would you rather... +2
#79 - *snorted.* 11/21/2013 on Well +4
#57 - Philadelphia? If not it wouldn't surprise me multipl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on Fortune Favors the Brave 0
User avatar #58 - idoliam (11/21/2013) [-]
Washington

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1250

Comments(115):

[ 115 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #114 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
he seemed cool
#113 - polepel (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - Common Pepe (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - Common Pepe (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - Common Pepe (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 			****		 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 			****		. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
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