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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#111 - I think I got the wrong vibe from this here story...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Jesus Christ +3
User avatar #112 - dashgamer (11/29/2013) [-]
Trigga, you nippin'.
#113 - triggathepirate (11/29/2013) [-]
#27 - **** this. 11/29/2013 on Classic Shel Silverstein 0
#44 - Snakefire gonna get shot on the subway...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on meanwhile in Moscow... +1
#71 - snakefire (11/29/2013) [-]
Looks nothing like me.
#62 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on I can't put my head around it +6
#65 - sspacecore (11/25/2013) [-]
#59 - Should be behind him. The edge is over his headphones.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on I can't put my head around it +1
User avatar #60 - Durp (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh now I got it! Thanks
#30 - I used to pull mice off the glue trap and pitch them off the b… 11/24/2013 on Mouse..... no.....sheep? 0
#31 - I've done better. 11/24/2013 on prettttty sly +1
#222 - Oh no no, leave them be. I mean the people who will try to tri… 11/24/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 1 0
#29 - To many much avian references in this post. 11/24/2013 on Xbox Live +1
#209 - Just do you I suppose. But be ready to stab someone in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 1 0
#211 - swagbot (11/24/2013) [-]
Stab people? Nah....

A lot of these 'autistic weaboo types' have good things to add to the world, but are fractured, immature, and don't know how to go about developing themselves. I don't want to stab them... i want them to stop being beta and start developing any potential they have.

The *real* faggots (like the blonde attention whore in the last 4-panel) are harmless.

tl;dr what really gets me about cringe comps is how much these people remind me of my own shortcomings, and how painful it is to WANT to be doing everything by ACTUALLY be doing nothing :\

I'm gonna get off FJ and go work on my site now...
#222 - triggathepirate (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh no no, leave them be. I mean the people who will try to trick you into thinking you're things you're not, stab them, or stab no one.
Stabbing might be bad.
Don't ask why I made this either, just take it.
#205 - Grim fact: You're using anime reaction images. We'll all…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 1 +1
#207 - swagbot (11/24/2013) [-]
............ god dammit
#209 - triggathepirate (11/24/2013) [-]
Just do you I suppose.
But be ready to stab someone in the throat when the shit hits the fan.
#211 - swagbot (11/24/2013) [-]
Stab people? Nah....

A lot of these 'autistic weaboo types' have good things to add to the world, but are fractured, immature, and don't know how to go about developing themselves. I don't want to stab them... i want them to stop being beta and start developing any potential they have.

The *real* faggots (like the blonde attention whore in the last 4-panel) are harmless.

tl;dr what really gets me about cringe comps is how much these people remind me of my own shortcomings, and how painful it is to WANT to be doing everything by ACTUALLY be doing nothing :\

I'm gonna get off FJ and go work on my site now...
#222 - triggathepirate (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh no no, leave them be. I mean the people who will try to trick you into thinking you're things you're not, stab them, or stab no one.
Stabbing might be bad.
Don't ask why I made this either, just take it.
#204 - No. 7. Not in my city... plz. 11/24/2013 on Cringe Compilation part 1 0
#24 - That sounds fun, **** rats.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Mouse..... no.....sheep? +1
#28 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
Why do people even care about rats?They are pests the is nothing wrong with killing them, pet rats are different than wild ones.
#36 - gigabowzer (11/30/2013) [-]
There are many humans that are pests as well....
#30 - triggathepirate (11/24/2013) [-]
I used to pull mice off the glue trap and pitch them off the back patio as a kid.
#129 - Dauym.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on He's not wrong -1
#132 - cookiedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Ask and you shall receive my dick
User avatar #134 - muffintime (11/24/2013) [-]
can i have your dick?
#135 - cookiedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh Yes!

#50 - ...That used to be my windowsXp desktop user icon. 11/24/2013 on Dammit Carl +1
#120 - Pics or it didn't happen  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2013 on He's not wrong 0
#128 - cookiedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Woody's Pizza is in Estherville, Iowa. I went to college there, and live in a city near by.

Sorry its fucking cold here in Iowa, and I don't feel like driving to a garbage town for a photo.
That being said, great pizza and pasta there. It's all good shit.
#129 - triggathepirate (11/24/2013) [-]
Dauym.
#132 - cookiedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Ask and you shall receive my dick
User avatar #134 - muffintime (11/24/2013) [-]
can i have your dick?
#135 - cookiedude (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh Yes!

#88 - Picture 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true -1
#84 - I'd like to say I knew what I would, but what I want most is u… 11/23/2013 on would you wish for true -1
#62 - MFW everyone is looking for swastikas! ******* … 11/23/2013 on when you see it +5
#23 - I mean... They. When you. But the... 11/23/2013 on borderlands 0
#90 - Wait what? 11/23/2013 on oh look a wizard +13
#427 - It's not? 11/23/2013 on But he's a nice guy 0
#6764609 - ...Is that what I think it is? 11/23/2013 on retard forum 0
#6764602 - That feeling when your fetish slowly evolves into the next lev… 11/23/2013 on retard forum +1
#135 - What makes you so important?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Girl Power +1
#136 - thebigcountry (11/23/2013) [-]
I get it. Well played sir.

It was supposed to be men**, not me.
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#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
User avatar #52 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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